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Arby 'n' the Chief in: Dimensional Dilemma

by The Lunar Rebel

Chapter 8: Extreme Lulz Picnic

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Extreme Lulz Picnic

After Pinkie finished her shift at Sugarcane Corner, she led Chief to Canterlot Park like she promised. Chief really didn't want to go to the park with Pinkie to meet her friends because he knew that if there was a human counterpart of Pinkie, there had to be one for Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight. What worried him the most was that he wondered if there was a human counterpart for Arby since this world was parallel to Equestria.

He really wanted to back out of this, but he was hungry because he didn't get to eat much of his dinner back in Equestria because of his prank-gone-wrong. Luckily he didn't bring an extra container of laxatives to ruin the picnic that Pinkie was having with her friends.

When Pinkie and Chief arrived at the park, Chief got a clear glimpse of the people they would be joining. Chief was right about the theory about human counterparts of Fluttershy, RD, AJ, and Rarity; but wrong about ones for Twilight and Arby, which he was relieved about. In Twilight's place was a girl with hair that was the color of fire. Her skin tone seemed normal unlike the rest of the group. She wore a black leather jacket with a bedazzled collar with a purple undershirt displaying of what looked like some sort of yin-yang sun pattern with colors that matched her hair. She wore a dark orange skirt with strips of purple and light yellow, and her eyes sparkled a light cyan blue.

"<3"

Pinkie turned to Chief in confusion.

"What's less than three?" she asked.

"wh0s th3t hawt chik?" Chief asked pointing at the flame-haired girl.

Pinkie followed Chief's direction to who he was pointing to.

"Oh, that's Sunset Shimmer. She's the one who was the meanie I was referring to earlier. You don't have to worry now because she's been reformed by us. Sure she can still be a little snobby sometimes, but she's still a great person," Pinkie explained. "Why, do you like her or something? I mean you called her hot," Pinkie giggled.

"y3s"

"Well you're in luck. Her ex-boyfriend still hasn't hooked back up with her yet."

"y? was h3r secks t3rrib1e?"

"I don't really know. From her looks and personality, I'd say she'd be pretty good at it actually."

"w3rks 4 me. i can pr3tty much do n e chik, b3cause im s0 fucking buff /flex "

"You must be since you were that heavy looking armor," Pinkie giggled.

When Pinkie and Chief reached the waiting friends, their gazes fell on Chief.

"Uh, Pinkie dear. Who is this?" Rarity asked.

"Oh this is....you know I didn't get your name," Pinkie said to Chief.

"h3110 i am mastur ch33f lolololololololol"

"This is Master Chief everybody!" Pinkie said enthusiastically.

Everybody was dazed.

"You do realize you found some sort of cosplayer right?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Pinkie tilted her head.

"What's a cosplayer?"

"A cosplayer is someone who dresses up in a costume of their favorite character from a show or video game. It's like the geekiest thing ever," RD explained.

"It's a total disgrace to fashion everywhere," Rarity added.

"Um..I like his costume," Fluttershy meekly said. "If that's okay with everyone else?"

"Well if he wants to express his fandom, I say let him," Sunset said. "Even through there's really no convention going on, and that it's not even Halloween either, but still it doesn't hurt too express yourself."

"thx bay b ;)"

"Uh...your welcome," Sunset replied a bit uncomfortable.

"So Pinkie, where did ya find this guy?" Applejack asked.

"Oh, he came into my bakery this morning," Pinkie replied. "And you want to know where he's from?"

"Dorktown?" RD asked.

"No silly dilly, he's from Twilight's world!"

The girls seemed a bit shocked and skeptical. They all knew that the portal was closed for another two-in a half years so there was no way that anyone could get access to their world, or Equestria.

Chief explained the whole story from beginning to end about how he and his companion, the Arbiter were once toys that lived in an apartment with a human named Jon in Vancouver, Canada. He told them about how he blew himself and Arbiter to Equestria by blowing up their apartment. He concluded his story with the feast and how he stumbled into the mirror.

Everyone was silent. They had a hard time believing such a tale, but were shocked about all the horrible and profane things that were involved. Of course they couldn't buy the part about once being plastic figurines. AJ herself was shocked that her pony counterpart was in a relationship with a ponified alien.

"Now why in tarnation would my pony be interested 'n an extraterrestrial being? That's a load of horse apples!" AJ stated disgusted.

"b3ats teh shit 0utta me" Chief shrugged.

"I'm not buying this whole 'use to be plastic' thing," RD said. "Do you even have proof of this?"

"we us3d 2 b y0utube stars on the int3rn3ts. if n e b0dy has a c0mput3r, i can sh0w u wat i m33n" Chief explained.

"I think I have a laptop," Sunset said and reached into her bag.

Sunset brought out a crimson-colored laptop and placed in on the table for everyone to see. She then went to YouTube.

"Okay, what should I look for?" Sunset asked.

Chief told her to look up a video called Arby 'n' the Chief: Extreme Lulz Edition. Boy were the girls in for a wild ride!

When the video ended, everyone had different feelings. Rarity and Fluttershy were horribly offended, Applejack didn't know what to make of it, RD and Sunset were in tears laughing, and Pinkie just showed random enthusiasm.

"Oh my fucking god! That had to be the funniest thing ever!" RD cried clutching her sides.

"I can't breathe!" Sunset stated.

"Why would anyone do such a horrendous thing!" Rarity asked disgusted.

"That's so gross!!" Fluttershy cried and whimpered.

"Ah'm afraid ah don't understand," AJ said.

"Well, at least he was happy to drink it!" Pinkie said.

"me 2! xD"

"Looks like we believe you now. It must have been awesome to be living action figures without the acknowledgement of Jon," RD said.

"y3ah. butt my life w00d hav b33n s0 much b3ttar with0ut arbitur"

"Why's that?" Sunset asked.

"b cause he has 2 b such a partay shitt3r thets y. he nevar appr3cia3s a gud tiem"

"Well it's a good thing he's not here to ruin tonight's Septemberfest that I'm planning," Pinkie said sighing. "It saddens me when no one knows how to loosen up and be happy."

"a1s0 he th3nks hes such a smarta$$. h311 b0re u w3th p0int13ss werds thet n0 1 w00d gave 2 shits ab0ut" Chief added.

"There's nothing wrong with being smart," Fluttershy said firmly but still quietly.

"w/e" Chief muttered.

"Well anyway, let's finish up our meal and help setup for the festival tonight. It's gonna big a big one an' we need all the energy we can," AJ stated.

"I just hope I can get my appetite back," Rarity muttered. "I'm still a little traumatized."

"Same here," Fluttershy added.

"Oh c'mon you guys, lighten up. It was only for comedy," Sunset said to Rarity and Fluttershy.

"Comedy or not, it was still repulsive," Rarity retorted.

Everyone decided just to shrug off the subject and continue their picnic casually. RD and Sunset giggled every now and then at the thought of Arby drinking semen from the cups and mugs when they should be strongly offended by it like Rarity and Fluttershy. You can guess that they were that hard headed, also considering the fact that RD is a tomboy and that Sunset still can get a smirk from someone's pain even through she's not evil anymore; or is she?

When everyone finished eating, they were about to throw their trash away when all of the sudden they felt some sort of disturbance in the air. The wind picked up around them and it's air felt a bit electrical but no hurtful.

As if by instinct, they all drew their glances toward the direction of Canterlot High where the main source happened to be coming from. When it subsided, they all stared in awe.

After a quick moment of silence, RD asked, "What was that?"

"Who knows, but I think we should check it out. That was no natural event," Sunset said.

"Um..is it okay if I just stay here?" Fluttershy asked nervously. "I don't like anything supernatural."

"You turned into a pegasi hybrid. That was supernatural," Pinkie stated.

"Yes, but it was beautiful. Anything with lightning and scary wind isn't anything I want to be involved with."

"It's okay Flutteshy, I'll stay with you," RD said putting a hand on Fluttershy's shoulder to comfort her.

"Um..okay then. I'll go if you want me to."

"That a girl!" Applejack said proudly. "Now c'mon y'all. It's best we get there before anyone else does."

Everyone agreed and headed toward the school.

'I hope it's nothing bad,' Fluttershy thought to herself.


  

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