Chief could feel his body being hurled and warped as he was crossing an inter-dimensional plain. It was nothing like the sensation he got from after dying. Instead of being light and floaty, this was a very rough ride. He could feel himself being looped and stretched, but thank Celestia he wasn't torn apart even if he deserved it.

The sensation only lasted for about ten seconds before he landed on something hard which of course was concrete. Not the most softest or most comfortable of landings, but at least it beats the feeling of being ripped to shreads.

He gently opened his eyes to find himself lying down in front of some sort of large building. He looked over to the sign that read Canterlot Senior High School: Home of the Wondercolts.

'wtf? y am i n fr0nt 0f a sk3w1?' Chief thought to himself.

When he examined his condition, the thought of being in front of a high school didn't catch his attention anymore.

":0"

Chief discovered that his pony body characteristics have changed completely! He had human hands and feet instead of hoofs, and that his tail and pegasus wings were gone too. What was even more amazing is that he stood at the same height of seven feet, just the Halo hero he portrayed. He looked exactly like the real Master Chief; except without the wits and maturity.The good news also was that he was still wearing his armor so he didn't have to worry about sneaking around in the buff until he found some. Of course it wouldn't be easy because he was in an open area.

"FUCK Y3AH1!1 w00t" Chief cheered.

He was glad that he had fingers once again for real this time, and that he wasn't an action figure anymore. His main priority now was to find out where the hell he was.

He knew he had to be somewhere back on Earth, but this place didn't look anything like Vancouver at all. It really didn't matter through, but Chief wished he would've landed in a house that he somehow already owned so he could already be playing Halo, or watching sexy porno's.

Chief carefully got to his feet. He was a little wobbly at first because he hadn't walked this way in quite a long time, but always remembered that he was a biped even as a pony.

Once he quickly got adjusted to standing on his feet, he began walking toward to what looked like a town. There was no way in hell he would go for the school. Even if he were to enroll, he would probably never graduate.

When he reached the town's border, he knew that Canterlot was a name for Equestria's capital city, but this place was NOT Equestria.

It couldn't have been. If he was still in Equestria, he would still be a pony! It just didn't make any sense at all, unless this was some sort of crazy coincidence for Earth. When he got a glimpse at the citizens of this place, his theory was wrong.

Thankfully the citizens were human like Chief expected, but they had a couple of similar traits to the pony citizens of Equestria.

One being that each person had a different skin or hair tone. Some being like light green or deep purple. Only a few people seemed to have normal skin tones. A second thing that they all had were pictures or symbols that represented cutie marks. They were either stitched in to an article of clothing or they were part of an accessory like a necklace or purse. Only the young children didn't display any sort of symbol. Only a few did, but not many.

Chief was too busy looking around to watch where he was going. He was stopped when he suddenly bumped into someone. He could tell it was a girl because the 'oof' sounded feminine.

He turned his attention to who he bumped into. It was a young woman with blonde hair and grey skin who appeared to be working for a mail company judging by the outfit she was wearing. On her light green skirt was an image of six bubbles in a pattern which made them appear to float up. What really stood out was her golden eyes that appeared to be crisscrossed. In one of her hands was a delicious looking blueberry muffin.

"Sorry sir, didn't mean to bump into you there," the young mailwoman said apologetically. "I just don't know what went wrong."

"may b u sh0u1d g3t ur i's ch3ck3d otu" Chief muttered thoughtlessly.

The young woman was instantly offended and badly hurt. Tears began forming in her eyes.

"My eyes are fine, their just special."

"i w00d st331 r3c0mm3nd sug3ry"

With that, the mailwoman dropped her muffin on the ground and ran away bawling.

"g33z wat a dramatic bitch" Chief muttered and continued on his way without even bothering to pick the muffin up off the ground.

That mailwoman looked very similar to Ponyville's mailmare, Derpy Hooves. Chief never appreciated her services which is why he always let Arby deal with her. At least Arby showed respect towards Derpy. What made Chief even more sick is that Arby tipped her with muffins that he made. Chief just wanted to beat himself senseless against a wall because he couldn't tolerate Arby's over the top compassion for everypony or everybody.

As he proceeded further into town, he immediately noticed a bakery that had a gingerbread house theme to it.

He knew the place as Sugarcube Corner, but it seemed different. First of all the place was entitled Sugarcane Corner which was odd, but made sense. Second, it looked like a perfectly normal building instead of a full blown gingerbread house like back in Ponyville; but it still stood out with gingerbread house décor and colors. It also lacked the sweet scent it had before.

When Chief stepped threw the doors, everyone in the place turned to face him. The fact could've been he was the only one who wore a suit while no one else did.

Chief had a feeling of deja-vu come over him, but decided to ignore it as he went for the front counter.

When he neared it, the business owners who strongly resembled Mr. and Mrs. Cake went out to greet him. They seemed a little confused to why a customer like Chief was wearing a spacesuit with a head and face covering helmet. Incase that this was part of a robbery, Mr. Cake positioned his finger under the counter ready to press the silent alarm.

"Welcome to Sugarcane Corner, may we take your order?" Mrs. Cake asked with a forced pleasant smile.

"um..i jst cam3 2 g3t d3r3cti0ns. n0t 4 f00d." Chief said formally.

"Oh....well then. Where do need directions too?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"2 s0m3wh3re 2 find otu wh3re teh fuck i am"

"Um....your at Sugarcane Corner. Canterlot's best bakery in the entire world," Mr. Cake said nervously.

"an wat w0r1d w00d th3t b? l3st tiem i rem3mbar, u w3re b0th ta1king c0l0rfu1 hors3s w3th tatt000s 0n ur ass3s"

At first Mr. and Mrs. Cake had no idea what Chief was talking about; but then they remembered the events that happened three months ago. The news was buzzing about how a pony princess from another world saved them from Sunset Shimmer when she became a demonic creature when she bore the Element of Magic.  Five local teenage girls assisted her because they were the keepers of each Element, along with their power of friendship. One of the girls was an an employee at the bakery. It would help explain why Sugarcane Corner got more business then usual, and why Canterlot has received a lot more tourists.

"You mean to tell us that your from the world from where the heroic pony princess hailed from?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"yes, butt i hav n0 fucking c1u3 2 h00 u r r3fr3shing 2"

"Twilight Sparkle," Mr. Cake said.

"o y3ah, i n0 th3t skanky wh0rs3. sh3 thinks sh3's s0000000000000 sm3rt" Chief replied disgusted.

"Well how did you get here? Everyone knows that the portal won't open until another two in-a half years," Mr. Cake asked.

"htf sh0u1d i n0? it jst happ3n3d"

Mr. Cake turned too his wife.

"Sweetheart, we better get Pinkie out here. I think she and her friends need to know about this," he said.

Mrs. Cake nodded, "Okay," she said and headed into the back kitchen.

In a few short seconds, a teenage girl with light pink skin with big, poofy darker pink hair appeared in the kitchen doorway with a wide smile on her face. It was the same kind of look Chief got from the ponified Pinkie when they first met.

Chief knew it was Pinkie, but she looked a little different as a human. The facts being that she was wearing clothes and having noticeable breasts of course; also being taller and having fleshy skin instead of being coated in fur, and that her hair was longer too. The final one's being she had a normal nose instead of a muzzle, and that her ears were normal too and not big like a pony's.

"So I hear that your from Twilight's world! Is that really true?" the human Pinkie asked with her bright blue eyes lighting up excitedly.

"y3s."

"Oh this is so exciting! How is she? Did she send you on a special mission? Is she hear with you now? Is the portal open early? Are you..."

Chief used his fingers to seal up Pinkie's mouth from all her gabbling and obnoxious questions.

"can u stfu p1ex? i cant answ3r s0 m3ny qu3st chins" Chief said annoyed.

"Ummmhmmm," Pinkie uttered through her closed lips.

"gud. kn0w if i und3rst3nd c0rret 1y, u p0ssib1y r fr3nds with f11utt3rskank, r3inb0w mash, app13fap, @ rar3 sumthing. am i rite?"

Pinkie processed the names she was given. She then realized who he was talking about.

"Yes of course I do! I promised to meet them at the park for a picnic after I got off work today! We also made a new friend too! She may have been a meanie pants at first, but she's good now! I'm sure they all will be happy to meet someone from Twilight's dimension! You could also explain to us of how you got here! Deal?" Pinkie asked.

"w/e" Chief said.

"Yay!" Pinkie cheered.

Chief either escaped a nightmare, or entered a new one. Either way he was relieved to be away from that snooty Arby and his good for nothing friends. Maybe he wanted to stay here and not return to Equestria at all. He just prayed that this realm had Halo, and that Arby wouldn't follow him here. He knew Arby was too much of a chicken to perform inter-dimensional jumps, so there was no way in hell he would follow Chief at all! He hoped at least.