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Arby 'n' the Chief in: Dimensional Dilemma

by The Lunar Rebel

Chapter 5: Delightful Dinners and Diarhea Disasters

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Delightful Dinners and Diarhea Disasters

Arby and Applejack decided to continue their stroll by themselves while Pinkie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy went on ahead back to the palace to get ready for the feast tonight. Celestia's sun was beginning to go down so it's best to start early then to be late. The couple decided to see the last places of interest before starting their hike back too the palace.

One sight that Arby truly did admire was the Crystal Heart. Applejack explained that it was powered up by the love that was spread among the citizens of the kingdom. Both Arby and Applejack decided to share a long and passionate kiss there in hopes of adding more power too the Heart and the rest of the empire. They may not have been Crystal Ponies, but with a kingdom under the rule of Cadence: the princess of Love; anything was possible!

As they started to head toward the palace, Arby felt a disturbance in the pit of his stomach and clutched it. Applejack looked to Arby with concern.

"Ya alright hun'?" Applejack asked.

"I believe so. I just got this strange cramp in my stomach for some reason," Arby replied rubbing the irritated area.

"Maybe yer hungry."

"It doesn't feel like hunger pains. It feels like those pains you get when you know something may go wrong. Kind of like before you go onstage to give a performance or a speech."

"I don't know why yer feelin' nervous sugarcube? Ya said Chief was grounded to his room so he wouldn't be able ta cause trouble."

"Me neither sweet pea. But knowing Chief, he always manages to squeeze himself into trouble even after he's been contained."

"Ah don't see how he's going ta escape from a heavily locked, guarded, and shielded space through. It would be impossible. Plus he ain't that clever to even plan out an escape route."

Arby thought for a moment and decided that Applejack was right. He always knew she was right.

"You make an excellent point. Perhaps the feeling in my stomach is from the excitement of our first anniversary together; yet it hasn't been one full year."

"Ah don't mind sugarcube. I'm glad ya did this fer both of us. It was very thoughtful," AJ said and kissed Arby once again, which he gladly accepted as always.

"Maybe for our official one year anniversary, I could take you too Applelooza if you wanted me too; or anywhere else in the Mild west. Just so you feel more at home."

"Ah would really love that sweetheart," AJ replied dreamily. It's like he knew what she wanted. That's why their relationship was so great!


When Arby and Applejack arrived back at the palace, they immediately headed for the grand dining hall where everypony would be waiting for them. Since the dinner was dedicated to them, they knew they wouldn't start feasting until they arrived.

Shining Armor sent one of his guards to go retrieve Chief from his room and escort him to the dining hall. Nopony has ever suspected Chief in his escapade of escaping from his room, and tainting Arby and Applejack's food with laxatives. Not a good sign!

When all guests were present, Shining Armor and Princess Cadence began the feast with a toast. He tapped his drinking glass with his horn to commence the toast.

"Thank you all for coming for this momentous night," Shining Armor began. "As you all know, tonight is a very special night for two individual ponies."

He turned his attention too Arby and Applejack who were sitting together at the opposite end to where Shining Armor and Cadence were seated.

Like all royal dining tables, it was a rather long and slim rectangular shape. Shining Armor and Cadence were seated at the short end width. Arby and Applejack were seated at the opposite width which mirrored Shining Armor and Cadence's end. Twilight and the rest of the gang were seated at the lengths.

Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity sat on one side while Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, and Chief sat on the other side.

"Tonight, we are celebrating the three month anniversary of Arby and his very special somepony, Applejack," Shining Armor announced proudly. "This feast is dedicated to the love that they both share with one another, and that truly is something worth celebrating in a kingdom that runs on pure affections. To that, we make this toast."

Everypony raised their glass in unison, and gulped down a decent amount of alcohol-free fizzy apple cider.

"Let's begin the feast shall we?" Shining Armor asked and nodded to his guards to let the chefs in to deliver the platters.

The guards opened the doors together in unison without hesitation to let ten royal cooks come in to serve a platter for each individual pony assigned to it.

Each food platter consisted of mostly apple related recipes, along with a side of salad and grass. Chief was the only pony who still hated the taste of grass. To him, it was like nasty Spinach.

As a proper dinner etiquette, no pony was allowed to begin eating until Arby and Applejack took the first bites of their meal, or when they gave permission; but first the couple wanted to say a few words of appreciation.

"Ah'm so glad y'all are supportin' me and Arby's special occasion. Y'all have no idea how much this means ta us," Applejack said with small happy tears in her eyes.

"We both know it hasn't been even a year yet like all anniversaries should, but we both believed an early celebration would be fine. We consider it as a warm up too an actual one," Arby explained.

"gr3at. ossim possim. nao can we 3at p1ex? im hungary" Chief complained.

"Hold on, Chief. Like I was saying, we're glad you could join AJ and I for our thre month anniversary celebration feast. We would also like too thank Shining Armor and Princess Cadence for inviting us to their wonderful and glorious kingdom."

Shining Armor and Cadence blushed a bit at Arby's generous and polite compliment.

"You all may eat now."

"ab0ut g0ddamn tiem" Chief muttered. Everypony ignored him.

Everypony began to dig in into their scrumptious apple-themed meals. Chief carefully watched Arby and Applejack for any signs of sudden discomfort. Normally one single laxative would take effect in an hour; but since Chief used many, it would be a minute or two max.

When the maximum time length elapsed, Chief expected Arby and Applejack to begin making a beeline for the palace's restrooms after they had their. Shockingly, they seemed just fine.

Chief was confused. He thought he got ripped off by the pony who selled the laxatives to him. Chief definitely wanted his twenty-five bits back. Then by good fortune, he heard some moans and stomachs growling.

Chief shot his head to look at Arby and AJ to see their faces, but by unfortunate luck; it wasn't coming from them at all. Instead they were both gazing in worry at the opposing end from their position. Not only that, but everypony else.

Chief followed to where they were all looking. They were all looking at Shining Armor and Princess Cadence!

Thanks too the mix up in the kitchen, the laxative tainted soup got delivered to Shining Armor and Cadence by mistake!

Shining Armor and his wife were moaning and groaning in discomfort while deep stomach rumbles emitted from both of them. They both quickly excused themselves and rapidly galloped to their own private bathroom quarters.

Very quickly, and thanks to the quiet atmosphere of the palace; the dining hall was filled with the noises of Shining Armor and Cadence moaning and groaning with their sounds of loud continuous flatulence along with the sounds of liquid gushing which were followed along by juicy plops and splats.

Rarity felt like vomiting and fainting while everypony else just stared and listened in shock. Chief on the other hoof was trying not to laugh. He knew the laxatives weren't for shining Armor and Cadence, but to him this still was funny as hell!

"LULZ!1! ROLFLMAO!1!1!" Chief uttered accidently.

Everypony now glared at him with seething hatred and anger. Nopony was more angrier than Twilight through!

"What is Celestia's name did you do to my brother and Cadence!!" Twilight roared at Chief. She was so angry that she could've burst into flames at any moment.

"it was an axe ed3nt k?" Chief said defensively.

"What was an accident?!?" Twilight demanded.

"teh diarh3a drugs w/re m3ant 4 arbitur @ app13fap, n0t 4 shiny a$$ @ pw3nc3ss cuntdance"

Arby and Applejack shot straight up out of their seats in angry surprise.

"Ya mean ya tried too embarrass us at our own occasion?!?" Applejack demanded.

"um...may b. lol."

"This isn't funny, Chief! You may have crossed many lines in the past; but this one is the worst of all! I think this time, you are not allowed forgiveness from any of us! Your discipline must now be pushed too the limit; and I believe who can help you," Arby said and nodded to the guards who were already for action. They began to surround and close in on Chief snorting with anger and determination in their eyes.

"w311 may i say i had fun. butt i thinks its tiem 4 m3 2 g0 nao. 2 teh roflcoptar!"

Chief pounced into the air and began flying as fast as he could while uttering, "SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

The intense pursuit for Chief began! Every guard in the palace was ordered to block off all means of escape from the palace. Chief could manage to outfly Arby and the gang, along with the guards with them; but nearly got caught by the surprise ambushes that waited for him at unexpecting turns and twists throughout the palace. Chief could feel his wings becoming tired from the frantic flapping. He knew he couldn't go on forever, so he decided to head for the storage closet containing the mysterious mirror he encountered earlier.

He had to backtrack through some familiar areas and ambushes but luckily still managed to avoid them until he saw the now unguarded entrance to the storage room.

He opened the door then slammed it behind him. He then grabbed some random heavy junk to barricade the door from opening. It wasn't long however before the law caught up to him and began to force the door open.

"Open this door immediately, or we will be forced to break it down!" Chief heard a guard shout.

"gud luck with th3t" Chief said cockily which was probably not a good idea considering that the guards were stronger then the items Chief used to block the door.

Seeing the items beginning to falter, he perched himself against them to help, but was quickly failing.

In seconds, the guards prevailed over Chief and flung the door open sending Chief flying straight across the room.

Everypony including Twilight, Arby, and the friends saw a screaming green blur disappear into a flash of light and sparkles as Chief was hurled into the mysteriously opened portal to a parallel world which Twilight once visited.

They could only stare in awe as too why the portal was opened when it closed three moons ago. It just didn't make any sense!


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