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Arby 'n' the Chief in: Equestrian Afterlife

by The Lunar Rebel

Chapter 2: New Bodies

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New Bodies

Arbiter and Chief felt themselves floating through space. Their bodies felt as light as air. They knew their physical forms were destroyed so they knew their souls were traveling to the afterlife.

Of course the question was where their afterlife would be? They were toys for crying out loud! Arbiter was right about that God may not give toys afterlife's even through they were alive.

They could go to heaven or hell just like a humans soul would, or be in limbo. They could also have the option to walk the Earth as restless spirits, but the idea of ghost toys seemed ridiculous. They could only wait and see where they would end up.

After the feeling of drifting ended, Arbiter opened his eyes.

At first his vision was a little blurry, but he saw the color, the feel, and somehow the scent of grass beneath him. He could hear birds chirping and the feel of warm sunlight penetrating his body.

When his vision finally cleared up, Arbiter found himself in a beautiful forest. This didn't look like hell at all. Maybe there was an afterlife for toys and God forgave him and Chief for their sins. That's when Arbiter realized that Chief was nowhere in sight.

"Chief," Arbiter said and began looking around frantically. "Chief where are you?"

Receiving no response, he tried to stand up to try to look for Chief but was surprised to find out he could no longer stand up on his legs. He immediately lost his balance and fell flat on his face.

"Ow! Fuck!" he cried grabbling his nose.

When he saw that he had a hoof instead of a four-fingered hand. He completely ignored his bleeding and broken nose.

"Aah! What the hell?"

Arbiter then proceeded to examine the rest of his new body.

He discovered he has taken the form of a small equine creature which happened to be a pony. He was still wearing his steel armor and helmet thankfully.

He then proceeded to feel his mouth area. He discovered that his mandibles were gone. Instead he discovered he had a normal, functioning, and fleshy mouth. His skin was no longer plastic, but covered with a silky smooth coat of grey and bluish fur. His mane and tail matched his coat color.

He then trotted over to a crystal clear pond to get a better look at himself. He wiped away any flowing blood from his nose so it wouldn't contaminate the water. When he stared at his reflection on the surface, he saw he still had his yellow, skinny-pupil alien eyes. Two ears protruded from either side of his helmet. He also noticed that his teeth were still sharp as a sharks. He was one freaky looking pony.

"zzzzzzzz," came the sound of Chief's snoring.

"Chief, is that you?"

Even through Arbiter had a working mouth now, his voice was still cybernetic and monotone which hid his enthusiasm.

"zzzzzzz," was the Chief's only response that indicated he didn't hear Arbiter's question.

Arbiter followed the sounds of Chief's snoring to an area behind a thick brush. It's there Arbiter discovered a green-armored pony sprawled on his back sleeping. His face was covered by a green helmet and yellow visor. He had pale tan ears sticking out of his helmet along with a black tail sticking out of his behind. What was truly amazing is that he had wings sticking out on either side of his body.

Arbiter looked at himself to see if he had any wings but was disappointed to find out he was an earth pony. Chief just happened to be a pegasus.

"Chief, wake up."

"not yet arbiturs mom, im st33l tired from our sex. can't u w8?"

Arbiter gave an annoyed groan and bucked Chief in the crotch with his back hoof.

"OWW! D': WTF WAS THAT 4!?! MAH TENTACLES!!! Chief demanded clutching his 'testacles' in pain while closing his eyes.

"Sorry about your sick dreams about grinding my mother Chief, but we sort of have a situation." Arbiter explained.

When the worst of Chief's pain subsided, he opened his eyes to see a creepy looking four-legged creature meeting his gaze.

"AAH!! HOLY SHIT!!1@111" Chief screamed and fell back.

"Chief relax; it's me, the Arbiter."

Chief settled down when he heard the familiar voice of the Arbiter come from the monstrous looking pony. His screams then turned to amusement.

"omg! lmfao!"

"Keep laughing asshole. Take a look at yourself."

Chief examined himself and was a bit startled.

"wtf happened 2 us?"

"My guess is that we have been reborn as highly intelligent equine creatures."

"lol wut?"

Arbiter face-hoofed himself for forgetting to simplify it for Chief.

"Talking ponies, Chief."

"so you are saying we has been rent a car naded?"

"It's 'reincarnated' Chief, and yes, I believe we have. Of course I don't know why. None of us had any intention of becoming this way if we ever did expire. We should just be thankful we're not tossing Satan's salad with Eugene."

"i thoughts we would be having tootsie pops. I h8 salad."

"Sigh, forget it. We should just focus now on finding someone who can tell us where we are. I highly doubt this is heaven nor hell. "

"so w/re in that pl@ce with the limbo stiks?"

"If this is 'Limbo', it sure is colorful. Either way, we need to get out of this forest. Since you have wings, maybe you could fly up above the tree's and tell me if you see any signs of civilization, or a person who could help us. "

"u r not my b0$$"

"Goddammit Chief, I wasn't being bossy! I was just making a suggestion. If I had wings, I'd do it myself!"

Chief didn't say anything and turned away reluctantly. Arbiter only knew one way to make Chief compromise.

"If you do this, I'll let you have all the bitches while I get none."

That made Chief perk up.

"rly?"

"Really,"

"well w didn't u s@y so? "

Chief began flapping his wings. He had a bit of trouble at first because his armor was weighing him down a bit but he eventually managed to lift up off the ground even through it wasn't in a straight line.

" MAH ROFLCOPTAR GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI," Chief proclaimed as he lifted off higher and higher into the air.

Arbiter watched as Chief barely hit a few branches on his way up, but miraculously got above the tree line.

"Do you see anything Chief? "

"so far ownly trees, but i c sum sort of small house far oever there. " Chief replied pointing an armored hoof in the direction of his sights. It appeared to be a lonely forest-side cottage. Their was something oddly familiar about it through but Chief didn't let it get to him.

"Good work Chief, let's get going then. The sooner we get out of this forest, the better."

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