The two Halo 2 era figurines of the Master Chief and the Arbiter were sitting across from eachother in a small kitchen area of Jon's apartment. Arbiter had his back perched against a trash bin while Chief perched himself against the oven with a match box and lighter. Unfortunately for Chief, he lost his legs so he was only a head and torso with two arms.

The reason why is because Arbiter snapped at Chief after he told him that he accidently incinerated Cortana in the oven, but that he blamed Arbiter for plugging the oven back in after Chief knew he unplugged it before putting Cortana in.

They got into a tussle and Arbiter accidently broke Chief when he flung him against a wall. Arbiter only managed to re-assemble Chief's upper body because he didn't want to damage Chief further.

Chief was still alive but his voice box was broken so he talked incoherently. Arbiter tried to kill himself by jumping out a window because there was just too much pain and grief to face in his current situation. He and Chief caused a gamer named Eugene to commit suicide after they put a stop to his clan from frag banning online players. Arbiter caused a girl named Claire to be banned twice from playing online. Now, he just damaged his so-called best friend. There was nothing more for him to live for. Luckily he stopped when he found out Claire was okay and got a new console.

When Arbiter was done talking to Claire, he heard a hissing of gas coming from the kitchen. He was surprised to find that Chief could talk again; but was even more shocked to discover that Chief was ready to blow the apartment to oblivion.

Thankfully Arbiter notified Jon's landlord to sound the alarm and get the apartment evacuated. They were currently waiting for the alarm to sound; eventually it did. They were now finishing up their last conversation in life as the alarm sounded and the evacuations began. They stayed put where they were.

"Didn't ever expect that sound to give me relief."

"weve had sum crazy adventures, hasn't we?"

"If you can call them that, sure. God almighty, when I think about the amount of time I've pissed away playing video games when I could've been educating myself more about the world. Enriching myself as a being. Gives me a very sharp pain in my ass. "

"u sure you hasn't just b33n fisting urself 2 hard? lol"

"But then I find myself asking what difference it would make."

"can i axe u a quest chin? >:/, does you thought that were going 2 hell? "

"We? Likely. You? Absolutely."

"YES, w00t "

"Who the fuck knows. I'm not entirely convinced there's an afterlife awaiting anybody, let alone you and I. If Jesus lifts the velvet rope for plastic toys, where does he draw the line? Batteries? Rocks? You?"

"stfu no u no u no u"

"And if we do go to hell, just imagine that the devil's dick is a Tootsie pop"

"yum yum yum"

"And if we can take some comfort from the fact that Eugene will be the first on his knees. "

"lol"

"Though, from what I hear, all we have to do to avoid being roasted for eternity is to atone for our sins. Find forgiveness."

"sry jesus they're we go"

"That was easy."

"can I told u a secret?"

"Might as well, but I've already found your pornography folder, if that's what you were going to mention. "

"yth w00d I gave 2 shits about that? u already knows I watched sexy pornos--"

"Not that one, the other one."

If Chief had flesh, he would be blushing now.

"o. fuck; srsly?"

"Yeah, there was a brief silence, "You're twisted-- you know that right?"

"yes"

"What was it that you wanted to tell me?"

"i just wanted 2 said I always thought u were rly c00l arbitur"

Arbiter wanted to cry, but couldn't because of no tear glands.

"even if you are a little bits kind of a total (bleep)

"Thanks. That's very nice of you to say Chief --"

"not as c00l as me, through obliviously /flex "

"Yes. Obliviously."

"can u do me 1 last favors?" Chief asked getting ready to strike the match.

"I think I've proven that I can if I've already done it."

"if both of the 2 of us are gonna went 2 the after life, u gots 2 hung around the front entrance so I can found u k? well went in together; fuck shit up"

If Arbiter could move his mouth, he would smile.

"Sure, pal."

":' )"

After that, Chief struck the match. The last thing Chief and Arbiter remember is being enveloped by a flash of hot orange light that didn't seem to hurt them as Jon's apartment exploded and began burning. The sounds of firetrucks and police car sirens could be heard approaching the site of the explosion. There was no trace of remains of the two toys.