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Arby 'n' the Chief in: Equestrian Afterlife

by The Lunar Rebel

Chapter 3: Rocky First Impression

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Rocky First Impression

It took about thirty minutes for Arbiter and Chief to be clear of the forest and catch the sight of the isolated cottage. Thirty minutes didn't seem so bad, but it was hell to them.

They barely got away from a pack of these wolf-like creatures with glowing green eyes and bodies completely made out of timber wood. Then they got harassed by cute looking but obnoxious flies. Chief managed to squish a few.

"Boy I'm glad to get out of there. You know Chief, I didn't want to mention it before but there's something very familiar about this world."

"wtf r u talking about?"

"Well remember that time when I discovered that you were a brony. You isolated yourself in the bathroom for four days watching episodes of My Little Pony and making a sick sex doll of one of the characters and taping multiple pictures against the walls?"

"that has nothing 2 do with why we were chased bye scary a$$ w00den dogs and mustard by bug$"

"Those wooden dogs were Timberwolves Chief, and those bugs that 'molested' us were; I believe they call them Parasprites. What show did these two creatures show up in Chief? What; I ask you? "

"i dunno arbitur, y dun u t3ll me"

"I think we're in the world of the show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Arbiter concluded reluctantly.

Chief just gave him a blank stare through his visor, then said, "lol, thats the most gheyest thing i've evar hearded."

Arbiter facehoofed, "Oh c'mon Chief, surely we both watched every episode of every season of this show so we both should know what this world has in store. Especially about friendship which is sometimes strained between us. Sometimes I think you only watch the show to jack off and to not fully understand the message the show gives to it's viewers."

"stfu. i watch it because its an ossim possim show. nothing moar"

"Whatever you say Chief. But don't be surprised when a pony named Fluttershy answers the door to that cottage because I strongly believe that's her home. Then you'll see that I'm right. I require that you let me do all the talking through. The last thing we want to do is make a bad first impression, especially since she's the most nervous and shyest character on the show. Also considering the fact that the sex doll you made resembled her. I'm very concerned for her safety--and ours..

"chillax dude, i'll k33p my mouth shut. i sw3@r

"Hmmm, you better. If this is supposed to be our limbo, we better make sure we be on our best behavior so God hopefully will send us to our final resting place."

"ur moms pu$$y is my final r3sting plece lolololololololololololol "

Arbiter just gave an annoyed groan. Then they began to trot over to the cottage.

Fluttershy was humming a happy tune while making treats for all her pet animals like she normally did. She wasn't expecting anypony to show up so she was stress free. She was suddenly interrupted by a knock on her cottage door.

'Now I wonder who that could be,' she thought to herself a bit surprised.

She thought it was just one of her friends stopping by to say hello or maybe a late package that was being delivered. When she opened the top half of her door, it was neither one of those things.

In front of her stood strange and a little frightening ponies.

One had a bluish and grey coat with reptilian-like yellow eyes and was wearing silver armor with a odd looking silver helmet with a curve that ran between it's two eyes.

The pony that was accompanying him wore a green space suit with a green helmet. A golden visor completely covered its face.

She just stared at them with shock and surprise not knowing what to do or say.

"Uh, hello," said the silver armored pony in a monotonic and electronic voice.

Fluttershy's world turned dark around her as she collapsed to the floor.

Arbiter and Chief looked down at Fluttershy who just fainted at her doorstep. Arbiter stared down at her with panic while Chief was on his back laughing.

"roflmao. thet w@s pr3celess!

"Knock it off Chief! She could be hurt! We have to get her back inside and give her some water or and an icepack!"

"i kn0w what i c@n do inst3d >:)"

Arbiter bucked Chief and sent him flying into a tree which caused startled birds fly out of their birdhouses and chirp wildly.

"OW!1110@111! :((( WTF M@N!!"

"What did I say Chief?"

"sumthing abouts b3ing on h0ur b3st behaviors or sum shit liek th@t."

"Yes, and obviously raping a poor helpless pegasus who just passed out is not an example of showing good behavior."

"u kn0w i w@s just kidding r1ght?"

"It didn't seem like you were," Arbiter huffed. "Now c'mon, help me lift her up and carry her back inside. Unless you want to taste my hoofs again."

"noooooooo :("

"Then let's move."

Chief groaned and helped Arbiter pick up the motionless pegasus.

Arbiter took Fluttershy by her back legs and put them on his back while Chief did the same with her head. Arbiter knew Chief would get funny ideas if he was supporting the lower end of Fluttershy and was not willing to take chances.

When Arbiter and Chief got her back inside her cottage, they layed Flutershy gently down on her sofa with a soft pillow to support her head. All of her pets fled the house at the sight of the horrific ponies who caused their caregiver to faint so the cottage for the time being was abandoned leaving Arbiter and Chief with Fluttershy.

Arbiter stayed by Fluttershy's side while he told Chief to fetch a bucket of cold water and a washcloth from the kitchen.

When Chief came back, he only brought the bucket full of water.

"Where's the washcloth Chief?"

"dun wurry, we w0nt n33d 1"

"What do you mean we won't need one?"

"u c"

Before Arbiter could find out or intervene, Chief brought back the bucket of water and swung it forward causing a wave of cold water to wash over a douse Fluttershy soaking her completely.

She let out a startled scream and shot straight up shivering violently.

"Goddammit Chief! What's the matter with you? An individual who has fainted needs to be revived slowly and cautiously to avoid going into shock or facing a demise."

"engle$h plex"

"You could have killed her!"

"w3ll srry 4 trying 2 h3lp," Chief huffed and turned away.

When Fluttershy overcame her sudden wake up call, she noticed that the odd looking ponies that were at her doorstep were now in her cottage. She shrieked startling Arbiter and Chief which caused them to flinch.

"Please Fluttershy, you must calm down. We're not going to hurt you," Arbiter pleaded not realizing his mistake of knowing her name.

"How do you know my name?" she whimpered and hid one eye behind her plastering wet mane.

"I...uh....well," Arbiter stuttered trying to find a rational explanation.

"hes sigh kick" Chief said trying to help. Chief may have been dumb and selfish but he didn't want to run the risk of sucking Satan's dick in hell because of his homophobia, so he decided to do a good deed for his friend which was quite rare. "he c@n no n@mes b4 they r givens "

Flutershy seemed to poke out a bit. "R...really?"

"Yes that's correct," Arbiter jumped in. "That's my special talent. Knowing a ponies name before they can be introduced."

Fluttershy came out more and looked at the side of Arbiter's flank. She noticed he had a rather unusual looking cutie mark. It was an undecipherable marking that seemed to have a dark orange color to it.

"What sort of a psychic cutie mark is that?"

Arbiter looked over and examined his flank. He was surprised to find out that his cutie mark was the Mark of Shame. Chief noticed this and was instantly amused.

"lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol" Chief exclaimed an pointed a hoof at Arbiter's cutie mark

Fluttershy grew angry.

"Hey, that's not very nice! Laughing at your friend's cutie mark like that! Everypony is accepted no matter what cutie mark they have!" she scolded like an overprotective mother.

Chief was taken aback by Fluttershy's sudden assertiveness. She then quickly shrunk back, "If that's okay for you to accept."

"It's alright Fluttershy. I'm used to Chief's insults. It's part of our unusual friendship.

Fluttershy seemed confused.

"But friends never be mean to eachother. Sure sometimes me and my friends hit some rough patches, but we always find ways to work things out and make up for them. It's how things work here in Equestria. Say, maybe I should introduce you to them......if that's okay with you."

"We'll be honored, right Chief?"

"yes plex"

"Okay, just let me dry off first before we go."

"I think Chief should apologize to you first for dumping that water on you."

Arbiter and Fluttershy turned to Chief expectantly. When Chief saw they weren't going to break their gaze, he gave up.

"im srry 4 p00r r1ng water on u k" Chief said holding up a hoof defensively.

That seemed to satisfy Arbiter and Fluttershy.

"Your forgiven," Fluttershy said.

"Very good," Arbiter said proud of Chief.

"eeven through u l00k vry s3xy when ur s0a king w3t"

Fluttershy whined and Arbiter facehoofed.

"Oh for crying out loud!"

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