My body was shaking heavily, heart fluttering and barely able to breath. Rarity leaned over and planted a wet sloppy kiss on my lips then pressed her hoof to her mouth. “Sssh darling, let Mistress Rarity take care of you,” she whispered to me.

I could barely process anything that was happening as she began lowering her entrance towards my raging erection. As we made contact I shuddered. She was soaked. She rocked her hips, stroking her slit against the tip of my cock.

Almost instantly the tip was lubricated with her juices. I kept shuddering, unable to think about what I should do. It felt as if it would be really wrong if I did this, yet... I wanted to do it so badly. Rarity gently pushed herself down on me, only taking in the head of my shaft. I gasped and she moaned.

“Darling, don't cum too early. I've wanted this for far too long...” She let out a long, thrilled gasp of pleasure as she dropped down on me, taking my entire length in an instant. I got choked up in pleasure as I tried to breath yet instead let out a gasp.

She felt different then Twilight. The most notable thing was that her insides were a bit looser. My hands gripped her sides as she began to rock against me. The way she moved felt as though she knew what she was doing. Though she wasn't as tight as my mother, she could move in such a way that made up for it.

Her juices seeped out of her, plastering my groin area with lubrication as she bounced up and down on my lap. I tried to speak but as I opened my mouth all that came out was a gasp of pleasure.

Her inner muscles, though not quite as tight as I was accustomed, squeezed against me in a most experienced way. As she bounced up and down against my cock, her pussy gripped and stroked me.

It was all I could do but huff and gasp to breath. It was all so sudden and I was rather unprepared for this. Rarity leaned down and pressed her own lips to mine but this time I felt her tongue invade my mouth. In a form of natural instinct my own tongue began to battle with hers.

Rarity swung her head back, her mane swishing to and fro. The wet slopping sound of our intimate bond echoed off the walls. “Tell me how it feels darling!” she screamed. I tried to speak but all I could manage was a grunt. “Pound me darling, rut me like a dirty filly!” she screamed.

I began to thrust my hips against her, trying to match her pace but doing a horrible job of it. She began to moan wonderful things as she rode me. I still felt dazed, my body temperature still high and the heat of the sauna not helping in the least.

Rarity began to squeal and moan excessively, her rhythm no longer precise as it had been this whole time. She planted her front hooves on my shoulders, holding herself partially upright as she bounced on me. The slopping sounds became louder but were quickly drowned out by her voice.

“Oh darling... sweet Celestia... I'm cumming!” She began to jerk and twitch, still trying to ride me but failing at it. “K-kee-keep thru-thrusting darrrr...” she trailed off in a prolonged moan. I kept thrusting her as requested, only making her moan louder.

Her insides tightened against me and began to squeeze, seemingly tring to pull me deeper inside of me. “Deeper! Harder darling!” Rarity screamed. I couldn't really drive myself any deeper as I had already hit full mast but I followed the latter request and began to thrust harder.

Her forelegs gave out and she collapsed against me. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth, drool coming with it as I continued to pound her. Her insides continued to spasm as I thrusted into her and with it, her moans were everlasting.

I slowed myself to a stop to let her catch a breather. She was huffing, lost in her own bliss of orgasmic high. Her insides still twitched, not wanting my presence inside of her to leave. Ever so slowly, she came to her senses. Planting a kiss on my lips, she spoke. “Mmm, darling that was wonderful but...” she trailed off for a moment and wiggled her hips.

“But?...” I asked hesitantly and she gave me a most stunning look as she pulled herself off me. My shaft twitched as the incredible feeling of being inside her left. As my shaft left her insides, sloppy strings of marecum dripped down.

She turned around and lifted her rump towards me. Her hole was gaping a little but still twitching. Slimey juices coated her genital region and made it all the more inviting. Her clitoris twitched a bit and it looked almost as if it had winked at me.

Using one of her forehooves, she reached back and spread apart her pussy just a little bit more. “How about it darling?” she said in the most inviting way. “Feel like giving Mistress Rarity a good rutting?” she asked.

I didn't need to be asked twice. I crawled up behind her and grabbed her hips. Without even thinking to do it, I lined myself up with her and drove myself inside. The feeling was truly divine and I lost all other thoughts telling me to stop.

My upper half leaned down on top of her back as though I were a dog. My hips moved on their own, driving myself in and out of her wet hole. Rarity bit her lip to hold back a moan which ended up leaving her mouth anyway.

I was panting heavily, breathing onto the back of her neck. She dropped down a bit then used her hooves to rub her clitoris. As she did this, her insides began to twitch even more. She began to moan my name, telling me to rut her harder or how wonderful it felt.

I tried to speak but it came out in grunts. “Rar-Rarity... ugh... you're... you feel so good,” I gasped, barely able to breath. She pressed her rump to me as she continued to moan.

“Mmm... yes, moan for me darling. Tell me you want me! Tell me!” Rarity cried out. I leaned my head beside hers and whispered into her ear as I drove myself deep inside of her.

“Rarity... I want you!” I whispered then continued driving her. She let out whimpered moans of ecstasy as she presumably neared another orgasm.

“Ooooh, darling I'm going to cum again!” she cried out. Hearing her voice like that ramped up the intenisty of the pressure that had been gradually building up in the base of my cock. It felt so bad to think it but I wanted to keep railing her.

“Rarity... uhh... I'm gonna... I'm gonna cum!” I gasped and she pressed her rump agianst my hips.

“Don't pull out darling!” she whined. “Cum inside me. Make me your cum dumpster. Fill me with your foal batter!” she whined. I stopped for a moment from the last thing she had said... 'Foal batter? Really?'

The thought quickly left my mind as I edged myself on the brink of an orgasm. I restrained myself the best I could, holding it back for just a few seconds longer. The pressure became to much to handle and I drove myself deep. I let out a most primal grunt as I finished, plastering her insides with, as she called it, foal batter.

The first spurt shook my body as I came, my own cum mixing with hers as she was tipped over the edge and into her own orgasmic state. Her front legs gave out on her and she collapsed. I held her rump against my hips as I continued to cum inside of her.

Her tongue rolled out of her mouth and drool exited from the sides of her lips as she undoubtedly felt my cum seeping inside of her. I stopped thrusting all together and simply rode out my orgasm as my cock continued to twitch, dumping more seed into her.

As we both finished, mixed liquids began to seep out of her. I slowly pulled out of her with a 'schluck' and collapsed behind her. Her rump was still in the air, her hindlegs shaking yet able to support weight.

Cum oozed out of her still twitching pussy, dripping down into a puddle on the sauna bench. The sight kept me turned on and hard. Before either of us could speak, the door to the sauna swung open and Aloe stepped in.

“GUH!” I gasped, trying to conceal myself. The pink spa pony didn't seem at all bothered and instead spoke in a relaxed tone.

“Ahh, I see you have already started,” she said and I sputtered a response.

“W-w-well, actually... I err... uhm, we're done...” I blurted out and she giggled, trotted forwards and putting a hoof to my chest, holding me down on my back.

“Hmm... don't tell me a big strong ball player like yourself is finished after just one score,” she giggled in her adorable French accent. I went to say something but was cut off as she licked the entire underside of my still hard erection. Soon enough she began licking the side but stopped just as it was starting to feel amazing.

“Guh... hey...” I gasped, panting heavily. Aloe looked to Rarity who was, until now, just watching. Both Aloe and I looked to Rarity who had her hoof down between her legs, rubbing her sloppy slit that still oozed out cum.

“Mistress Rarity... it seems as though this one is too big for just one mare,” she said in an enticing tone. With that, Rarity crawled over to me, a look of lust in her eyes. The two mares held me down and both began to lick the sides of my raging erection. It was all I could do but lay back and bite my lip to hold back the pleasure I was feeling.

It seemed as though Aloe hadn't told me she was good with her tongue as well. “Wow... ahhh...” I gasped and the two mares looked to me with sultry eyes, their tongues running up and down my cock.

Before I could say much else, they both stopped and with it so did the blissful feeling. Aloe looked to me. “Rarity did purchase you the 'full' service. Perhaps it is time to give it to you,” she said, crawling herself atop of me.

She lowered her rump until I could just barely feel the heat emitting from her entrance. Very gently she stroked her slit against me in such a way it was nearly ticklish. I let out gasped moans as her pussy juices now coated me.

It was nearly nerve racking how she moved against me. I wanted... I needed to be inside of her. I moved my hips to drive myself into her but she was swift to counter. Despite moving her nether away from my poking cock, she managed to keep contact with me the entire time, driving my urges through the roof.

“Ah-ah-ahh, not so fast,” she taunted, continuing to tease me. Rarity gave a whine.

“Darling... I believe I'm in need of urgent assistance,” she whined. Aloe giggled and nodded.

“I believe the big strong ball player could easily handle two mares. Don't you?” she asked. Though she was looking directly at me, I wasn't sure who exactly she was asking. Rarity pulled herself over top of me and sat her rump on my face.

I let my tongue trail itself into her folds but immediately pulled back when I tasted my own cum that still resided inside of her. I frowned then realized the position I was in. I didn't really have much choice. My tongue moved on her again, mopping up her cum along with my own.

Before I could react, Aloe lowered herself slightly, taking in the head of my cock. I stiffened but she deprived me of any further pleasure, simply lifting herself and slipping my head back out.

I moaned into Rarity's pussy, her inner walls clasping against my tongue. Aloe once again took the head of my cock but again withdrew. She played with me again and again and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't drive myself any deeper inside of her.

Aloe spoke in a seductive way. “Tsk-tsk-tsk... such a naughty colt. You should be punished.” She lowered herself further, taking half my length. I felt her inner muscles go to work, massaging my shaft in an unimaginable way. But even so, only half my shaft remained inside of her.

As the feeling started to build pressure in my groin, she pulled herself off of me. “Ahhh...” I gasped. I let me tongue flick Rarity's clit, making her moan in return. I leaned my head to the side, only to be greeted with the sight of Rarity and Aloe making out atop of me.

I went back to work on Rarity, despite the taste. My tongue moved up and down her slit, stopping only to give her swollen fun button a little suck. Her moans were muffled by Aloe's mouth as they continued to make out.

The spa pony continued her agonizing teasing that only drove my urges further beyond. Every time she lowered herself, she'd only take half my length as her inner walls massaged me. Then, just as it started to become a bliss, she'd pull away.

I gripped Rarity's flanks, spreading them apart and pressing my face into her rump as my tongue further invaded her nethers. She pressed her rump harder against me, moaning deeply as I did the same.

Aloe once again lowered herself to mid length and held herself there. However this time she ever so slowly began lowering herself further. She took me, inch by inch, with a nearly mind blowing pace.

It was so slow yet I enjoyed every part of her advance. I felt myself finally going deeper and deeper into her massaging depths. Her inner walls rippled against my shaft, pulling me in deeper and deeper until she finally took my full length.

I pulled my head away from Rarity's behind with an audible gasp. With that Aloe began to ride me, no longer teasing me.

Her insides squelched against my shaft, squeezing it ever so slowly and pulling me in deeper with each thrust. I shuddered as I began to lop up the excess juices around Rarity's folds.

Aloe giggled. “Mmm... it seems this one has quite the endurance, no?” she asked. Rarity nodded as she swung her forehoof to her head.

“Oh... mmm, you have no ahhh-dea... ahhh, ooooh. I've waited for this for too long,” she moaned loudly. I kept bucking my hips into Aloe. Her movements and the way her insides moved against my invading member were just mind blowing.

Rarity began to moan loudly and with that her inner walls clasped against my tongue, squeezing me and trying to draw me in deeper. She whipped her head back with an orgasmic scream, her mane flipping back with the motion of her head.

As I pumped myself into Aloe, I felt the ever lingering feel of orgasm start to build itself inside. I began to buck harder, my hands holding her hips down. She seemed to know what was about to happen and devilishly slid off my rod. I gasped as the lonesome feeling of being withdrawn from her silky insides hit my body.

“UGH! Ahh... hey!” I gasped. She gave me a coy smile and shrugged as she laid down to her back and pulled Rarity over top of herself. I rose a brow, not sure what exactly she was up to.

With a hushed moan, she spoke to me. “Now the question at hoof becomes... whom would you rather finished with?” she asked, using her hooves to spread apart Rarity's flank cheeks and reveal the mare's glistening cunt.

I bit my lip. Rarity was so stunning... I crawled my body over the two of them and lined myself up with Rarity's slimming entrance. Her juices leaked out and coated my shaft. I prodded my head inside of her and she bit her lip to stifle a moan.

Aloe put her own lips to Rarity's and embraced the two of them into a blissful kiss. I slid myself into Rarity and she whipped her head back with a loud moan. Aloe giggled. “Ahh... succumbed to her irresistible beauty I see?” she commented through a question.

As I pounded the fashionista, recent memories of the spa pony's most delectable pussy returned. While I pulled back, seemingly for another thrust, I slipped out of Rarity completely. She gave a sharp inhale as my presence left her. Her sharp inhale was followed by a gasp from Aloe as I impaled her.

The warm silky sensation of the spa pony returned to pleasure me in a way I couldn't describe in words. I hunched over, my body nearly resting on Rarity's back. The two mares began to tongue kiss beneath me as I built my way towards a second cumming.

With a long stride backwards I pulled myself out of the spa pony and returned my presence to the boutique owner, of whom gave a satisfied moan. After a few thrusts I returned myself to the spa pony.

As I rotated from one mare to the next, the pressure in my groin became to much. I pulled out and held myself at bay. Aloe giggled. “It seems you have reached you limit... the question is, whom do you wish to finish inside of, hmm?” she asked coyly.

I was huffing, wishing I could go longer. She probably knew this was a difficult decision. I looked down to see both their glistening entrances being presented to me, twitching and waiting for me. I lined myself up somewhere between them, feeling the textures of both their pussies.

I began to stroke the head of my erection up and down both their slits, the two of them moaning into each other's mouths. The decision was so agonizing I couldn't think. Instead I just thrust myself forwards. My cock slid between the two of them, rubbing between the two of them.

I felt both their nubs rubbing against my shaft as I pulled back, the duo now moaning louder than before. With the decision still too patronizing to make I instead began sliding myself between their twats, both their juices now coating me.

Aloe pulled her head away from Rarity with a deep moan. With it, I felt her cunny twitching against me, almost begging for me to be inside of her. I felt myself, all the built up teasing from earlier, start to boil over.

I pulled back just as I felt my first jet of cum ready to leave. I aimed it low, plasting the first spurt of white cream all over Aloe's twitching twat. As the second spurt was just leaving I tried to aim upwards for Rarity's but missed a little bit and splattered my essence all over her rump.

I plowed myself between the duo as I dumped my balls. I lurched forwards, collapsing over top of their bodies as I drained myself. After a few brief moments I could take no more and fell backwards.

A slight ooze of cum still left my shaft but nothing noticeable as I laid on my back. I rubbed my forehead, the intense heat of this 'massage' getting to me. Rarity rolled off Aloe, revealing both their cum covered bellies and rear ends.

Aloe brought her hoof up and rested her cheek on it as she laid on her said. “Rarity, I will have to thank you for bringing him. I will say, this will be one of the more memorable moments of my career. He is certainly a stud,” she mentioned and Rarity nodded with a deep exhale.

As I laid on my back, my mind started to think clearly again... the voice in the back of my head fadding into my mind. 'DON'T DO IT DAMMIT! GET OUTTA THERE! NOW!' It screamed. Just as I thought about what was happening, the door once again opened, and my mother stood in the doorway, her mouth slacked open in shock.

“GUH! MOM!” I gasped. My heart sank. I was in deep trouble. Rarity however didn't seem to notice and spoke in a curious tone.

“Darling... are you okay? Sweetheart, is something wrong?” she asked again...

Rarity's voice snapped me out of my hallucination, probably caused by the aphrodisiac. My conscious roared at me. 'RUUUUUNNNNNNN!' I pushed myself back, sliding out from underneath Rarity in an instant. My grasp on reality was just barely clinging. Rarity cocked her head to the side.

“Darling, is it-” but I cut her off as I jumped to my feet, stumbling back and tripping.

“Guh... uhh, Rarity I... I uhh...” I rolled backwards and to my feet. “I uhh... I gotta go. I uhm... see yah tomorrow,” I stuttered out. I spun on my heels and made a b-line for the exit but ended up slamming right into the sauna door. Scurrying, I yanked the door open, nearly pulling it off the hinges.

I rushed away, leaving my towel behind as I ran into the mud bath room. Not stopping, I leaned my body slightly and scooped up all my clothes, holding the cluster over my genital region to keep myself somewhat decent.

I plowed my way from room to room and into the receptionist area. Aloe was missing but the blue pony was there. She reached down and pulled out a small wrapped item. “Do you want a-” I cut her off.

“NO!” I gasped, running straight past her and not stopping. In my current state, the item looked like a wrapped condom but I couldn't be sure.

As I burst out of the door, I faintly heard her voice. It was a little timid, though not as much as Fluttershy's, and somewhat confused. “A fortune cookie?” Her voice was lost in the wind as I rushed through town in the nude.

I made note I should stop at Rarity's to pick up my truck but at the moment I was hornier than a ten peckered billy goat. I made my way straight home, not bothering to make eye contact with any pony.

I burst through the library doors, slamming them shut behind me. “MOM I-” I cut myself off as I realized there was another pony in the room. She was a unicorn with light green fur and a two tone mane color. Her mane was partially green, that matched her coat, with a stripe of white. Her golden eyes went wide as she saw me in the doorway. Actually, for the record both mares' eyes were wide.

“Be I basement... ugh! I'm gonna... downstairs!” I blurted out, trying to say I'd be in the basement. I rushed to the basement and paced around in circles frantically. “WhatamIgoingtodowhatamIgoingtodoWHATAMIGOINGTODO?!” I gasped.

Without warning my fist clenched and hammered itself across my jaw. 'Shut up, sit down... relax,' my conscious spoke. My legs trembled and I flopped myself down on the nearby bench that was used for the bench press.

I dropped my head into my shaky hands as I let out a sigh. My conscious spoke up again. 'I'll tell you what you're gonna do... you're gonna wait 'till that other mare leaves, then you're gonna go upstairs and you're gonna fuck Twilight,' he said in the most calm and simple voice. I rose a brow. He said it in such a way that it took me off guard.

I sat there for a few moments before I heard the door to the basement click shut. I looked up as my mom trotted down the stairs. She approached me with a cocked brow and a most curious look on her face. “Evan, is something wrong?” she asked.

I stood up and let my erection swing into view. She bit her lip. “Oh... heh, I see...”

I awoke with a bit of a drowse. As my vision continued to display blurred images, I swung my arm over and felt around for my nightstand. Finally finding it, I retrieved my eye patch and slipped it on.

Everything finally came to focus and I grabbed my watch. It was now Thursday, July 3rd. I was pretty exhausted and beat to say the least. I had been very... active yesterday afternoon... and evening... and through most of last night... and part of the early morning today.

I let out a yawn as I figured it was late enough in the morning I should get up. I took notice that my mother wasn't in bed with me. She must have either went back up to her own room or woken up earlier than me.

I took note that I smelt rather bad and would be in need of a shower before I put fresh clothes on. I grabbed my watch and holy necklace along with an full set of clean clothes before making my way upstairs.

As I made my way to the washroom, my nostrils picked up the scent of fried potatoes and eggs. 'Mmm... better hurry before Lassie gets to them,' I thought as I shut the bathroom door behind me.

I took off my old briefs and eye patch and slipped into the shower. As I began washing down I took notice that we had new shampoo. This one was supposed to smell like grapes. 'Grapes... grapes, what are grapes supposed to smell like?' I thought to myself as I sniffed the open cap of the bottle.

Indeed it smelt wonderful but I doubt it was what grapes actually smelt like. I quickly soaped up and washed myself down. I squirted out some shampoo but had forgotten that my hair was now a lot shorter. In turn I had an excess amount of shampoo that foamed off my head.

I quickly scrubbed my hair and washed it clean before going to hop out. Just as I turned off the shower I groaned and face palmed. “Uhh... fuck!” I hissed to myself, realizing I had yet again forgotten to get myself a towel to dry off with.

I peaked out of the shower curtain and tried to lean my body towards the cupboards. It was no use in even trying as the cupboards were over six feet away. “Dammit... gurrr.. come on! THIS IS SO DIFFICULT!” I gasped as I reached.

My conscious spoke up. 'NO! Only difficult in your mind. You must unlearn... what you have learned,' it spoke and I lost my balance, falling face first into the floor with a wail of shock.

My conscious groaned. 'Always with you, it cannot be done,' it joked. “Shut up!” I grunted as I stood up, dripping water all over the floor as I grabbed two fresh towels. Using one to dry myself off, I used the other to dry off the floor. I slipped on my apparel and proceeded out of the washroom, hanging up the towels as I left.

I walked into the kitchen, half expecting to find either Spike or Twilight cooking but instead found Lassie working over the stove. “L-Lassie?” I asked in slight shock. She cocked a brow and gave me a look.

“What? Just cause I'm a dog doesn't mean I can't cook... now, do you like sunny side up or scrambled?” she asked. I was baffled and turned to see Spike and Twilight sitting at the table. I turned back to Lassie then back to the others. I blinked but Lassie's voice interrupted my state of mind. “Well... what'll it be, hotshot?” she asked. I sat down.

“Uhh.. whatever's clever I guess,” I replied and Lassie nodded.

“Sunny side up it is. You want toast with that?” she asked and I nodded.

“Please,” I replied. I scratched my head. She had also set out some fruit dishes on the table with sliced oranges and apples along with a large bowl of fruit salad and another bowl of grapes. “She's good,” I said, mostly to myself.

Twilight spoke up. “I know. I thought it was Spike cooking. Heh, you don't see that much... a dog cooking,” she laughed and I nodded, looking back to my canine friend who was also wearing a cooking apron.

The sight just baffled me. Lassie spoke up and again broke my thoughts. “Yeah, I can also burn cookies and keep home invaders away,” she laughed. I just rolled my eye. Lassie came over and set the table like she was a waitress. "You think if I get real good at this they'd give me a job at Franchini's?" she asked. Nopony answered. SHe grumbled to herself, "Figures."

She then quickly began serving out our food. “Twilight: Scrambled and cooked nicely. Spike: Sunny side up, yolk a little runny... and toast, buttered lightly and... Evan: Sunny side up, cooked nicely, yolk not runny, toast not buttered... voila. Lassie: leftovers,” she said as she scrapped out what was left onto a plate for herself.

“Thanks Lassie. That's very kind of you,” I complimented and she laughed.

“Don't thank me till yah taste it. Never know, it might just be horrid!” she laughed and I chuckled, a thought coming up.

“I remember one time, a couple years ago back... well you know. Anyway uhh... 'she', came up into my room, hammered out of her mind and said she had made breakfast. At first I said no but then she demanded I eat so I came down and... well I thought it was fried chicken...” I looked to my mom.

“I know you guys don't eat chicken around here but fried chicken back on my world was really good. So I thought 'Sweet, fried chicken for breakfast, that's not bad!' but then she said 'No, it's not fried chicken it's pancakes'.” I began to laugh. “She had cooked them through and put shake and bake on them,” I chuckled, shaking my head. Lassie rose a brow.

“They must've tasted horrible!” she exclaimed and I shrugged.

“Dunno, didn't try them... ah-haha, that made her real mad,” I said as I used my fork to try one of her eggs. I mouthed it around then nodded, giving her a thumbs up.

I looked to the fruits and grabbed myself some of the orange slices. As I went to take a bite out of my toast though, I again noticed the bowl of grapes. Rubbing my chin, I took a small vine of them and sniffed. Twilight giggled.

“Tried out the new shampoo?” she asked, reading me like a book. I nodded.

“Yeah... either the shampoo doesn't smell like grapes or these grapes aren't grapes...” I looked and took a mouthful of the delicious little fruit. “Pretty good though.”

We all sat and conversed while having breakfast together. Spike was going out with Sweetiebelle to play today, Lassie said she was going out to play in the pastures and that left just Twilight and myself.

My mother looked to me. “So Evan, plans for today?” she asked and I merely shrugged.

“Well... I have to go see Rarity. She's making me a suit for the gala... oh, and she's going with me too. I have to drop by and see her...” I trailed off and thought about yesterday's occurrence, then quickly pushed it from my mind. “Need to make sure it fits,” I said. “Yourself?” I asked.

“Well... actually I was hoping that, if you weren't too busy, I could teach you a little bit more about magic.” I bit my lip. I supposed that technically I was her student so I would have to learn something to prove we weren't both failing at our respective roles.

I nodded. “Sure, okay,” I replied.

The morning continued to go on, Celestia's sun beaming through the windows. As time rolled on, Lassie and Spike left leaving Twilight and I to clean up. We pitched together and had the dishes done in no time, leaving them in the rack to dry as we both left the library.

As we stepped out I took a look to the car shelter. “Oh... actually, we should stop by Rarity's first so I can pick up my truck and I can also get that suit tested. Two birds with one stone, right?” I suggested and Twilight nodded with a smile.

“Sure thing... one condition though?” she asked. I looked to her. “Can you teach me to drive?” she asked and I chuckled.

“Sure, alright yeah. I'll teach you have to drive Cadence,” I offered. We walked through town with a casual pace. Up above I saw a streak fly past. My eye darted up and I spotted Rainbow Dash zipping along, doing all sorts of acrobatic aerial tricks. I smirked and looked back down to the town.

We finally approached Rarity's and I knocked. Nearly immediately the door was swung open and Rarity came out in a frantic way. “Oh darling I'm... one moment Twilight darling, I require a bit of privacy with Evan.” She yanked me into the boutique and knelt me down. “Darling, I'm so-so-SO very sorry about my actions the other day. They were unprofessional, rude and-” I put a hand to her mouth.

“Rarity, I... uhm well... let's just say I think we were both not thinking straight. For old times sake maybe... well, let's both forget it ever happened? Nothing really bad happened to speak of so... no harm, no foul. Right?” I offered and she let out a relieved sigh. I guess we had both been under the effects of those damn flowers... can't imagine why they'd have them, nor why ponies might keep coming back if they were left in a state like me.

“Yes darling, I was thinking much the same thing. Now let's put that in the past and never speak of this again,” she said and gave me a tight hug which I returned. As I stood up, she called out for Twilight to enter.

The two of them began conversation, mostly Rarity telling her about her preparations for the gala tomorrow. I looked around then spotted a classy looking suit that was hung up. “Hey Rarity...” I called out and turned to look at her. “Sorry to interrupt but... is that...” I pointed to the suit and she nodded with a smile.

“Yes-yes darling. Try it on, and do please try to be gentle with it. It's a one of a kind you know,” she said.

I walked over, undressing down to my underwear and socks while still looking at the suit. I slipped on the jet black pants, then the white undershirt shirt, the black bow-tie, then the all black suit jacket and finally the black buckle shoes.

I looked at myself in the mirror. In the left chest pocket was a little white handkerchief. The shirt underneath the jacket was collared at the wrists. Everything fit like a charm and gave me excellent mobility yet at the same time comfort. I looked at myself again and slid my right sleeve up a bit to reveal my custom F&F watch.

'Now I just need a Walther PPK and an Aston Martin... well, actually I do have the battle truck, Juggernaut... and she's got all those gizmos... so I guess I really only need the PPK... hmm...' I thought to myself.

Rarity and Twilight looked over to me, the former speaking first. “Darling, that looks splendid on you,” she chimed and Twilight pitched in as well.

“Yes, it looks really good. Wow Rarity, I'm really surprised how well that suit turned out given the time period,” she complimented and Rarity just smiled, swishing her mane to the side with a swing of her head, displaying her elegance.

“Well of course darling. He needs to look absolutely stunning to truly show the upper class that Princess Celestia chose wisely with her private invitation to him,” she spoke.

“Call me Bond, James Bond...” I tried to hum the bond tune while at the same time snapping to add extra chorus but failed rather poorly. I just chuckled and removed the clothing, hanging it back up as neatly as I could before slipping into my regular clothing.

I gave Rarity a nod. “So... uhm... tomorrow. When do you wanna go?” I asked.

“Well darling, the Canterlot train will leave by noon, but perhaps you should come around a bit earlier so I can do you hair up nicely. Shall we say, eleven thirty?” she offered and I nodded.

“Oky doke. We'll be off then,” I said and with that I left with my mother, making our way over to Cadence. I opened the door for my mother and let her hop into the driver seat. I made my way around to the passenger side and slid into the middle of the bench seat.

“Okay...” I began to give her the rundown of how everything worked, from the naughty key to the accelerator and everything in between that she'd need to know.

“Okay so I just-” she went to swipe the naughty key but I held her hoof.

“Ah-ah-ahh... you need to sweet talk her a bit. First time, yah know.” I smiled. She just rolled her eyes with a silent laugh.

“Okay... Cadence... how are you? Uhm...” she trailed off and looked to me.

I began to stroke the steering column. “Like this... hey baby... oooh, you're such a good girl. Yeah, you've always been faithful for me, right darling... mhmm. Oh you know I love you sweetheart,” I rubbed my face against the steering wheel. “Oh yeah... you're such a darling... so how bout this one time, for me?” I trailed off and nodded to Twilight who just rolled her eyes.

“Is that really necessary?” she asked but I shook my head.

“Nah... but Cadence needs love to yah know,” I said as she swiped the naughty key then started the vehicle. Twilight squirmed in her seat to see over the steering wheel. “Okay... now on the side of the seat...” I trailed off and showed her how to use the captain seat controls to adjust the seat and the tilt column to lower the steering wheel itself.

With that Twilight looked over her shoulder to check behind us as she slipped the truck into reverse.

We slowly backed up and she then put the truck into drive and began puttering through town. “I'm... I'm doing it! Look Evan, I'm doing it!” she squealed and I nodded, hands ready just in case.

“Yeah... yeah you are... hey you ain't half bad at this actually,” I mentioned. As we drove along at a slow pace, she looked to the floor.

“Hey, what's that shaft thing do?” she asked, pointing to the standard four wheel drive stick.

“Uhhh... that's the four wheel stick shift. You don't need to use that, not right now anyway,” I replied. I took notice of how dirty Cadence was and twitched my lip. “But we will need to give Cadence a bath,” I commented and Twilight rose a brow.

“That would have to be a pretty big water source. Perhaps the lake?” she asked and I chuckled, deciding to choose a better set of words.

“Uhm... no that's not what I meant. I mean, we'll have to give her a wash... like with the garden hose or something,” I replied and she nodded with a look of understanding on her face.

She drove us all the way back to the house and even managed to park the truck into the car shelter.

Shutting her down, I went around to the side of the house and retrieved the hose, while Twilight got a bottle of liquid wash soap and a foam brush along with a bucket.

As I watered down the truck, my mom made a soapy water mixture in the bucket and began to soap up Cadence, using the foam brush to gently scrub the soap onto the truck. Soon enough I was trying to wash the truck but found some of the dirt spots difficult to wash off. “Huh... I need more pressure...” I muttered to myself and Twilight took hold of the hose with her magic.

Somehow she manipulated the water into a higher pressure with the use of magic. 'I gotta learn how to do that,' I thought to myself as Twilight washed down the truck. “Evan?” she asked and I nodded. “Why is it exactly that you consider me your mother? Just wondering,” she asked and I shrugged, the answer easier than she probably expected.

“Well... you took me in... you cared for me when you were probably stressed and fed up with my attitude. You gave me shelter despite barely knowing me. You loved me, cared for me, nurtured me... I mean... isn't that what a mother is?” I asked with risen brows and she bit her lip.

Continuing to wash the vehicle she asked another similar question. “Well... it's just that... well you know...” she trailed off and waited for me to speak but when I didn't she spoke again. “Well, I mean isn't it just slightly strange to you that I'm a pony... I'm your age and... and... well, you did take my virginity so...” she trailed off and I was thrown off a little, feeling a bit dizzy.

“A-ar-re you... are you trying to... teh... toooo...” I trailed off.

“I'm not saying anything!” she blurted out quickly. “I was just... well wondering you know?” she asked nervously and I stumbled a bit, loosing my balance and staggered. She was right there to catch me.

“Evan!” she gasped.

“Mom... I love you,” I sputtered and she nodded. Giving me a quick kiss she smiled.

“I love you too. I was just wondering was all. I'm not saying anything. Evan I'll always love you and never, ever, think that I don't... okay?” she asked and I started to regain my balance, relief washing over me.

“Okay,” I whispered back. After several moments we started washing down the truck again. As I went to wash off the front bumper, a warm splash of water hit me. Soapy suds covered my body, followed by Twilight's squeal of laughter. “GAH!” I gasped as I was partially blinded by the soap in my good eye.

“Gotcha!” she laughed. A sly grin came across my lips as I grabbed the water hose that was no longer in her control and sprayed her. “AHHH! HEY THAT'S COLD!” She screamed.

“Now I got you!” I laughed back. Suddenly the water simply shut off. I looked at the hose, it felt as if it had water pressure. I looked down the nozzle to see if perhaps something had blocked it's path.

As I looked down the hose, I saw a purple aura blocking the water. As I realized what was happening, I also realized it was too late. The aura disappeared and the water blasted me right in the face, making me stagger back in shock.

Twilight giggled. I looked at her with a look of playful competition. “Oh... it's on now,” I said as I grabbed the foam brush and rubbed soap into her mane. “Uh, hey!” she laughed, squirting me with the soap bottle then using her magic to make the water gently spray me, bubbles foaming off me like a plague.

I frowned but Twilight couldn't help but laugh. “Oh yeah?” I asked and she nodded.

“Yeah,” she giggled. I rose my brows, which weren't visible under the cascade of foamy soap.

“Oh 'yeah'?” I asked again but she could help but to keep laughing. I rushed forwards and grabbed her, rubbing soap into her fur and mane then splashing us both with the hose, causing even more bubbles to erupt. “Yeah... that's what,” I laughed, both of us now bubble monsters.

We giggled for a little while before walking outside and hosing our bodies off, washing ourselves off in a way. As we finished off with the bubbles Twilight used her magic to shut the water off and wrap up the garden hose.

Soaking wet, I looked to Twilight. “So... don't suppose you have a... like... drying spell?” I asked. From up above, Rainbow Dash zoomed down, landing in perfect stance nearby.

“Hey Twi, I was wondering if I could borrow the latest issue of Daring Do?” she asked and Twilight cocked a brow, water still streaming off her straightened fur.

“Don't you already have it?” she asked but Dash shook her head as she came over.

“No-no, I meant that new one. Daring Do and The Horned Mountain. The one you got for your birthday,” she mentioned and Twilight smiled.

“Ohh, that one. Well sure, of course Dash. Just let me dry off bef-” she wasn't even half done and Rainbow Dash zoomed at us. In an instant we were surrounded by... a tornado? Wind gusted around the both of us, followed by a warm heat and suddenly, just as soon as it had started, it stopped.

Dash stepped down and smirked. “In seconds flat,” she boasted then squealed with laughter. “BWAH-HA-HA-HA, you two look hilarious!” she squealed. I looked to Twilight whose fur was puffy and her mane was frazzled. She looked to me and giggled.

I touched my hair and realized it was in a miniature Afro. Both of us quickly patted down our respective hairstyle and looked to Dash who was cackling with laughter. With a sigh, she wiped a tear from her face. Twilight went inside with Dash to fetch the book while I stayed outside. I looked to Cadence and smiled. She was sparkly clean and had a reflective glow to her, the sun's rays bouncing off her and making her really shine. I took respect to how well Flim and Flam had fixed her. There were no longer speckles of surface rust and everything about her seemed to now work with clock-like precision.

Before I knew it, Dash was taking off like a jet and Twilight was back at my side with a set of books, among other things. “Come on, this way,” she said as she led me out of town and to the pasture fields.

I strolled along with long strides, relaxed and calm. Twilight trotted along with a bright smile. The long grass in the field blew to and fro in the gentle and calm wind. Celestia's sun shone down upon the world with a comfortable temperature. The hair on my air prickled up a little, along with the hair on the back of my neck as a shiver of warm comfort went down my back.

Twilight led me out to an open pasture and set down what looked like a picnic blanket but instead placed her books and other study equipment on it. There was an assortment of gizmos, pens and pencils, notebooks etc.

Twilight sat down and I across from her. “Okay... so whatta I do?” I asked and she rolled a pencil towards me. I picked it up and she smiled.

“Okay, one of the first spells most any unicorn learns is levitation,” she said and I groaned.

“Ugh... I've tried. I don't know how,” I complained but she persisted.

“Well, if you can perform a drastic spell like that energy blast, I believe something as simple as levitation is well within you grasp,” she stated in a tutoring voice and I fell to my back, rolling from side to side.

“How can I even perform magic to begin with, I don't even have a horn,” I mentioned and she shrugged.

“I was a bit skeptical at first too, but I think your body must be some form of... maybe like a conductor. I'd have to do tests on your body but for right now that's not the issue at hand. Set the pencil down and then try to pick it up with magic alone,” she ordered then took out her notebook.

I set the pencil down and stared at it, focusing with my mind to try and pick it up. I sat... and sat... and sat, just staring at the damn thing. “Ugh... it's so... it's so light...” I stressed out, holding my breath and straining my body to try and pick it up. However despite my effort the pencil didn't budge.

“Ugh... this is impossible,” I grunted and Twilight just sighed.

“It's not so much a physical effort as a mental one. Just relax... calm yourself and gently think. Don't think about lifting it so much as just moving it at frist.” She then wrote something in her notebook and looked back to the pencil.

I licked my lips then leaned down so my face was near the pencil. “Alright you little bastard...” I inhaled deeply then blew at the pencil, blowing it away. Twilight just sighed.

“Come on Evan. You have to take this seriously. How else are you gonna learn about this stuff?” she asked and I just rolled around on the ground, groaning to myself.

She rose a brow. “Hey wait... Evan can you balance... oh hold on, give me a second...” she trailed of and pulled out a large hard cover book and set it down then placed a bit on top of it. 'What is she up to? If I can't lift a damn pencil how am I supposed to lift a textbook?' I thought. As my thoughts lingered, she pulled out a single bit and placed it on the book. “Can you balance a bit?” she asked and I sighed.

“No, I don't even know how to levit-” she cut me short.

“No-no, I mean with your hands. Just balance it so it stands upright,” she offered and I smirked.

Taking hold of the bit with my right index and thumb I steadied the coin upright. “Yeah,” I said with a smile. “But I don't think that's magic.” She took hold of the bit with a magic aura and spun it.

“Okay, now when it starts to slow down try to use your magic to keep it upright,” she suggested. That... sounded harder than just moving the pencil. I focused on the bit and waited for it to slow down then tried with my mind to stop it upright. As I tried, the bit continued to slow down, starting to wobble a bit. Seeing it still somewhat upright I closed my eyes and held my palms flat, imagining some mystic energy leaving my hands and grasping the coin, keeping it upright and balancing it.

Instead my concentration was broken by the sound of the coin tumbling. I opened my eyes and sighed in unison with my mother. “Ugh... can we try something else?” I asked, grabbing her book of magic and flipping to a random page. The was a picture with a unicorn whose horn was lit and a nearby tree was bent.

“How bout this one?” I asked, pointing to the picture. Twilight shook her head.

“No, that's a solid material manipulation spell. You wouldn't be able to perform it without first learning a levitation spell. Evan you don't understand. Levitation is the most basic spell and in some cases the base spell needed to perform more advanced magic... like that one,” she mentioned and I groaned. “But...” she trailed off.

I tilted my head up and looked to her. She had pulled out a pitcher of what I presumed was lemonade and poured herself a glass. I sat up. “Lemonade?” I asked, my ears nearly perkingup with my spirit. She nodded as she downed her glass and licked her lips.

“Mhmm, and it's pretty good.” She set a glass dome cover over the pitcher just as I went to grab it.

“Uhh...” I tried to grab the glass dome but it was protected by a purple glowing shield. “Hey!” I gasped and she smiled.

“Think of it like... an incentive to try harder,” she said mischievously. I frowned but she shrugged with a smile. “A levitation spell could easily penetrate this shield spell. Tell you what. If you can just budge the pitcher... no, not even. If you can just ripple the juice, I'll let you have a glass,” she offered.

I struck the shield with the side of my palm, hand clenched in a fist. The dome didn't even budge and neither did anything beneath it, the shield protecting it completely. Twilight sighed. “I meant with a levitation spell, Evan,” she commented. I bit my lip with a frown and tried to shake the shield and when that didn't work, the picnic blanket. “Evan, this shield is nearly impenetrable. My brother taught me it,” she commented.

I tried striking it multiple times to break it but it didn't deter in the slightest. “Evan... ugh, never mind. The longer you take to accept the fact you need to use a levitation spell, the longer it'll be before you get some fresh, delicious lemonade,” she commented, putting emphasis on the last words.

I sat back for a moment, silent and tapping my fingers together in a way that resembled Mr. Burns. I opened my right palm and looked to it, then to the shield, to my palm and finally to the shield again.

Twilight took out her notebook and began writing things down. I clenched my right hand into a fist and thought hard. Suddenly my hand was coated in a dark blue fiery aura, which caught Twilight's attention.

I opened my hand and electricity crackled about. I set my hand against the shield and Twilight's eyebrows rose. My hand slipped right through both the shield and the dome. As I grabbed the pitcher of lemonade, it too was encased in the dark fiery aura that coated my hand.

I pulled back and with it, the pitcher and juice slipped right past the glass dome and her magic shield. Her jaw went slack as I looked to her with a somewhat blank look. “Does this mean I can have some lemonade... I mean... I did move it right?” I asked and she began sputtering something out.

“E-e-ev-evan... tha-that's a... a... in-intangibility sp-spell... how'd you... you do that?” she stammered and I shrugged.

“Ah dunno... you once said if I put my mind to it I could do it... well, minus levitation. I just figured... abracadabra, alakazoo, I got some lemonade just for you... well, ahem... for me too,” I said and cocked a brow. “So how bout it? Can I have some?” I asked with a bright smile and she nodded quickly as she frantically scribbled some things down in her notebook with haste.

“That's amazing. Evan, that spell is very advanced, even for talented unicorns,” she appraised and I just shrugged.

“I just wanted some lemonade. I probably wouldn't be able to do something like that again,” I replied as I got some lemonade. We sat for a bit and sipped on lemonade as she wrote things down. After a short time she pulled out her spell book and began teaching me other things, ditching the levitation spell idea for now.

I had a bit of trouble with some spells that were supposed to be simple like altering the wind direction. Interestingly enough, other more intermediate, and even some advanced, spells I seemed to catch onto in a jiffy such as color distortion spells. Heh, I even managed to change an apple blue and in turn it actually tasted like a blueberry.

Twilight was baffled near the end. “Wow... Evan that's... it's incredible. Some of the spells that give you the most trouble are so basic yet you can accomplish the most intermediate spells with ease,” she complimented and I smiled.

“Does that mean I get a cookie?” I asked and she just snickered.

“Well... I don't have any cookies but how about some more lemonade?” she asked, pouring me some more lemonade.

We sat back and relaxed for a short instant before the crack of thunder shocked us both. Twilight looked around in curiosity. It wasn't raining and there wasn't a dark cloud in sight. A sudden cry of dispair could be heard and we both looked to the sky. A gray pegasus fell from the sky, smoke following her.

“UGH! DERPY!” I gasped, leaping up and rushing to try and reach her. It didn't even take a second to realize she was impossibly out of reach. She plumeted from the sky, unable to catch herself as she fell downwards.

'NO, DERPY!' My mind roared as time itself seemed to slow. I had to save her!

A flash of light blasted through my mind like a bolt of lightning and I stiffened while my mind seemed to go blank. My body tensed up violently. Static electricity coursed through my body. It felt as if my body just... fell apart, not painfully but I still didn't feel a single fabric of my body.

Suddenly I materialized, my arms already reached out and catching Derpy midflight. In moments I realized I was hundreds of feet into the air, with a smoking pegasus mare in my arms. I let out a scream but just as I did my mind seemed to vanish itself into nothing and I felt my body fade from reality again.

Just as soon as I had lost myself, my mind flashed back to reality as my heels skidded against the ground, bringing both myself and Derpy to a stop. I breathed heavily, not sure what had just happened.

I looked down to Derpy who had a look of shock that was probably similar to mine. “E-Evan? You saved me... I didn't even see you,” she said and I turned around, only to see Twilight over two hundred yards away.

“Y-yeah... I uhh... I'm not sure what happened.” I watched Twilight galloping over frantically. “Uhm... think you can walk?” I asked and she nodded. I set her down and she shook like a dog, puffs of soot shaking out of her fur. Before I knew it, she was sparkly clean.

I patted the soot off my previously clean shirt and before I could say a word, Derpy was clung to me in a hug. “Thank you so much! I'm so sorry this always happens... I just don't know what went wrong,” she apologized but I just tuffled her mane.

“It's alright Derpy. I like catching you,” I gave her a wink. Quickly realizing what it would look like I smirked. “Sorry I... tried to wink but uhh... one eye,” I chuckled and she nodded.

“Well thanks again,” she thanked me and I just nodded with a thumbs up. Twilight finally reached our side.

“Evan! Evan you just... you just... teleported!” she exclaimed and I was a bit blank faced. “How did you... you... you...” she trailed off and caught her breath along with her thoughts. “It took me months of training to learn that. How did you...” she trailed off while I just shrugged.

“I dunno really... all I knew was that... well, I needed to save Derpy and I just... well, followed my heart I guess? I dunno, it just sort of happened,” I replied. Twilight was still baffled.

“Are you sure you don't know how to perform a levitation spell?” she asked and I just shook my head then snapped.

“No, but... say Derpy, you busy right now?” I asked and she shook her head silently. “Wanna have some lemonade with us? Were having a picnic... kind of,” I offered and her wings sprang out.

“Sure! And I even brought some muffins if you guys want some!” she exclaimed. Muffins sounded pretty good right now. I nodded while she reached into her torched saddle bag that had probably been fried from her... whatever had just happened. She retrieved the muffins which were thoroughly burnt. She took a bite and smiled with a 'Mmm'.

Twilight spoke up. “Uhm... Derpy... those are a little burnt you know,” she commented and Derpy just nodded.

“Well you know what they say,” she said in her adorable dopey voice. “Burnt makes yah beautiful.”

Author's Notes:

Well, I hope you're all having a fantastic new year, if not, chin up then you'll drown slower... hee-hee, sorry, that's pretty dark. Anyway, cheers everyone