A/N: What will happen to Kyle now???? Where is he? What will Twilight and Dash do about it? Well, I don’t want to hold you in suspense, on with the chapter!

When I got control of my bearings I was in a nicely furnished room. I looked around and saw that I was alone. Ok, where in the wide world of everything that is loving and tolerating am I? I got up and began to walk around the room and stopped at a desk. I saw a photo on it and that answered my previous question. I picked it up and began to walk around the room again. “Lyra, I do not want to be held captive. LET ME GO RIGHT MEOW!!!” YAY super troopers reference!

“I’m sorry, but I really don’t want to. You are the first ever real human that I have encountered and I need to gather as much information on you as I can. I am sorry I took you away from your friend, but I need you to myself right now” Lyra said to me as she walked through a door opposite me.

Ummm, that last part sounds all the creepier, Twilight you better get me out of here soon!!! “Yeah well I don’t feel very comfortable being held a prisoner of information. Please let me go and I will write down everything I know about everything, right down to the punctuation marks” I asked pleadingly. She is a crazy one, must remember to stay away from her when I get out of here.

“That is tempting, but what is better than getting the information from the human first hoof. I mean it’s like getting taught by a teacher!” Lyra said to me. “Oh and by the way, this place has been shielded with a magical barrier that only ponies can go in and out of, you are stuck here until I get what I want.”

“Ok, so you really are going to hold me against my whim huh? Can you go get me a fork so I can show you something really cool us HUMANS do then?” I asked her politely. If I am going to be stuck in here fine, I am going to stall her as much as I can until Twilight gets here.

Lyra crooked her head in confusion “Ooook, I’ll be right back.” Lyra walked back through the door she came out of and soon walked back carrying a fork. Before she could even get close to me I used my telekinesis and took the fork from her.

I held it in my hand and looked at her smiling. “Now, I really do not want to make your house turn into a tornado, but this is just 1% of what I am truly capable of” I said to her with a grin. I looked at the fork and started to bend the tongs until I made a perfect representation of a hand giving the middle finger. This is what I think of you right now Lyra, you made me wish I had more middle fingers, so I made one out of a fork!!!!ARGH!

Lyra was baffled as she watched what happened. “How did you do that? First you are able to fly, and now you can manipulate objects? What else can you do?”

I looked at her and smiled “Do you really want to know more about this?” I said before I held out my hand and condensed the air above it into a very small cloud. I then looked at the cloud and I made it fly up near the ceiling and I stared at it. You made me do this Lyra, you want to know about me and my powers, I will show you them!

Lyra watched as I stared at the cloud and it started to turn a dark grey color. The cloud started to look electrified soon after it turned grey. Lyra looked back at Kyle who was now looking at her with a grin.

“Lyra I want you to meet my friend, thunder and lightning!!!” I said to her before I made a very small lightning bolt shoot out of the cloud towards the floor. It hit the ground and made a small crater and I smiled at her. “Boom” I said before the whole house seemed to shake under the weight of the thunderous noise that followed. Lyra, if you want to, you can call me Zeus; I am the god of thunder now!!!!

“This is not possible! You aren’t supposed to have powers like this! What more do you possess that I don’t know about?” Lyra said to me with a mixture of excitement and confusion.

It’s working, she is distracted! I hope that this barrier isn’t sound proof and the outside can hear it! I smiled and got ready to continue my stalling act.

Twilight made it to Kyle and Rainbow’s house and she stood on the front porch. She walked up and knocked and soon Rainbow Dash came to the door and opened it. Twilight looked at her and smiled sheepishly “Dash, want to help with something?”

“Let me guess, you need help with Kyle or something right?” Rainbow Dash said to the lavender unicorn.

“Well, a little. Lyra talked with him and got obsessed with asking questions, she teleported him away with her and we need to go and tell her everything we know about Kyle for him to be allowed to go” Twilight said to the cyan pegasus.

“Fine, let me get Stratus” Rainbow Dash said before calling the little foal. Stratus came walking up to them a few moments later and Rainbow Dash picked him up and set him on her back. “Ok, let’s go get Kyle again.”

Twilight and Dash walked away from the house and soon heard a loud clap of thunder. Rainbow Dash was the first to react “It isn’t supposed to thunder in late winter, that must have been him.”

“How do you know?” Twilight asked the cyan pony.

“He shown me once when we were flying a long while back. He made a small cloud in his hand and then concentrated on it until it turned into a storm cloud ready to burst. It is practically just a thing for show, but the sound is soooo irrelevant to the actual size of the cloud. I got to say it is pretty cool though” Rainbow Dash said as they followed to sound of the noise. They didn’t get very far following the sound alone, but soon they saw the teal aura enveloping a building a little ways down the street.

“That must be where they are. Now we have to tell her everything and I mean everything about Kyle. But don’t worry, I’ll erase her memory of it right after you get Kyle out of there” Twilight said as they neared the building.

“Ok, let’s do it. Ready to save your Dad Stratus?” Rainbow Dash asked the little pegasus.

“Yeah!” Stratus replied excitedly.

Twilight and Rainbow Dash walked up to the barrier and Twilight put a hoof out and tried to touch it, only to find that she could just go right through it. “Ok, she used a spell that keeps everything besides ponies in or out. Come on, let’s go pay Lyra visit.”

I was levitating a vase and I was about to consider knocking her out so I could get a few minutes to think but that idea was thrown out the window as I was hit by the door I was near. I heard hoof beats enter the room and I was quite frankly angry for getting hit with a door. I concentrated on the door and broke it off its hinges and let it fall to the floor. “Ok, who was the wise guy that thought that was funny? Because I am a comedian and I really know that though that WAS funny, I might just have to explode now” I said out loud angrily before I realized that it was Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Stratus.

Lyra paid no attention to the intruders and instead focused on how I was feeling now that I had a door hit me. “Kyle, how do you feel, did that hurt? What does pain feel like for a human?” she asked.

“In a minute I will give you an example of the pain I was feeling by hitting YOU with a door” I said to her before looking over to Twilight. “Get me out of here please! She is making it so hard for me to not reach out and hit her in the head with something.”

“Lyra, do you really want to know all about humans? Well Dash and I here can tell you everything we know about him, seeing as he is not willing to tell you. All we want is for him to be allowed to leave when we are done, that’s it” Twilight said to Lyra with a smile that seemed to be hiding something.

“What are you doing Twilight!? Please don’t do anything stupid!” I said to her pleadingly. She wants to tell Lyra ALL about me!? And Dashie’s ok with it!? What are they going to tell her!? I am all out of options here!

“Ok Twilight you got a deal, but I want to know EVERYTHING about him” she said in reply to Twilight.

“Ok, Kyle is very happy and also is kind of an idiot. He is very smart in some ways but as dumb as a rock in others. Kyle originally has brown hair, but it was dyed this color due to a bet that he lot to RD here. He is always helpful in any way possible and will always be willing to befriend anypony who is nice to him back.” Twilight took a breath before she began again. “If you have seen Kyle fly or lift any object, that is because of the telekinesis spell I gave him a while back. He had major side effects to it and nearly died. We got that under control though and everything became better. Rainbow Dash, do you want to handle the uhm ‘touchy’ parts of him?” Twilight asked the cyan pegasus.

I was sitting there on the floor staring at them. They are single hoofedly going to tell Lyra everything about me since my time coming here! And twilight thinks I am as dumb as a rock! “Dash, please no” I said to her.

“I’m sorry Kyle, but it will be better afterwards” Rainbow Dash said to me before looking at Lyra. “You want to know all about his life ay; well you need to know the juicy parts then. Kyle and I are lovers; we have been ever since we got rid of his side effects from the spell. I wanted to show how much he meant to me so I wanted to make love with him, which he accepted willingly. I could tell that he liked it when we did it, who wouldn’t like sleeping with the fastest flier in all of Equestria? Well, little did I know that I got pregnant and we went to Twi’s to talk about it and she said that I was going to give birth to a pegasus in about a weeks’ time. About 7 days later our son was born, say hi Stratus” Rainbow Dash said with pride.

“Hi Lyra, my dad is the coolest! He is always so nice” Stratus said from Dash’s back.

Rainbow Dash continued “We still do have sex and every time it still feels the same as the first, it feels amazing! There do you have enough information now?” Rainbow Dash concluded. She looked over and saw that Kyle was flopped forward and not moving. “You see what you made me do Lyra? You made me make Kyle pass out!”

…..BEEP BEEP BEEP……CLICK……..BZZZZZZZZT……SYSTEM REBOOT ENGAGED…..

STATUS OF BRAIN: FUNCTIONAL

STATUS OF HEART: OVERCLOCKING

STATUS OF EMOTIONS: CANNOT HOLD ALL FEELS

STATUS OF THOUGHT PROCESS: IN NEED OF REPAIR

HUMAN FUNCTIONALITY: THAT’S A NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER

…..STARTING REBOOT PROCESS……BEEP BEEP BEEP….BZZZZT

RESUMING WINDOWS 7 HUMANS MIND EDITION

WELCOME BACK KYLE

Ok, I know that I passed out. I am ok with this, but I am not ok with my whole life story being poured out of my friend and marefriends mouths. I can’t believe Dash would just come out and say all of that! Not sure if gusta. All I know is that I hoped that little stunt worked or else I will maybe have to knock her out so I can flee this place with gusto! Please let me wake up soon, I hate waiting!

A/N: I hope you liked it. Is it over yet, did they all get away from Lyra? I am going to go get some other things done now, see you all soon!

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