A/N: What will happen to Kyle now? How is Lyra going to act around him? What will come out of that? Are they going to become friends? Why am I asking YOU all these questions? I don’t want to keep you waiting anymore, on with the chapter!

I was sitting next to Lyra and she was still looking at me with that huge smile on her face. I tried my best to smile back nicely, even though she was scaring the crap out of me. Y U GOTTA SMILE AT ME LIKE THAT!!!! It is making me so scared seeing that! I decided that I would try to start a conversation with her so she would stop smiling at me. “Hi Lyra, Vinyl told me that you wanted to talk to me?” I said to her as nice as I was able to.

“Yeah! I wanted to finally meet you up close and personal. It isn’t every day you get to finally meet Equestria’s first human!” Lyra said to me with excitement in every single word that came out of her mouth.

Ok, so she is a fan, great. Just don’t let this turn into ‘one of those days’ moments please! “Well I’m here aren’t I? What do you want to talk about?” I asked her, still trying to be nice but finding it a little more difficult.

Her smile widened even more “Well, to tell you the truth I knew that you were an existing sentient being from another world or plane of existence. I have read books on your people. I have been waiting for so long to talk to you!” Lyra said to me not faltering her over happy voice.

I am scared and a little humbled. Too bad I am already full or I would have a slice of that humble pie she is offering me. “Well, I never knew they had books here on my kind. You must be fascinated about me, what with me being a human and all” I said to her trying not to sound too full of myself.

“Yeah, from what I read, your species is a lot more advanced than ours. You may not have magic, but you have harnessed electricity and use things called planes to fly. I was always fascinated by humans ever since I read a book about then long ago. Can I ask you some questions?” Lyra asked me with a grin.

Only if you promise they won’t make me want to punch babies. “Sure, go ahead” I said to her.

“Well, from what I read you all are very intelligent beings. Is this really true?” Lyra asked me.

“Umm, I would say yes, but it is a little more complex than that. There are people out there like me that are complete idiots, and then there are ones who should be the ones to lead a nation. So in conclusion my little Lyra, no everyone is different in their knowledge ability” I said to her with a philosophical tone. Heh, this is kind of fun! I like being able to talk about humans like they really are and not getting criticized for it!

“Wow, I never thought of it like that. I guess than in some ways you have a very diverse culture of knowledge ability then” Lyra said to me with a grin. “Now, I have always been interested about the physical abilities of humans as well. What all can you do with your hands?”

Wow, what a very blunt question Lyra! You are a regular creep! “Well, with hands you are able to grab things with great power and hold them” I said to her. To prove my point I grabbed her hand and held it tightly. She was looking at what I was doing with amazement and I immediately stopped soon after. She scares me so much! “Anything else?”

“Umm, I have also heard that humans are quite fond of exercising their……sexual pleasures?” Lyra asked me with a red face.

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD ON A MINUTO HERE!!! “What kind of book did you read!? Ugh, the thought of you reading something like this makes me feel like nothing is sacred in the world anymore" I said to her with my face turning red as well. I need to get away from her soon; she is going into the ‘I want to ask how you have sex’ questions now.

“Well, do you?” Lyra asked me like my previous statement was just the wind blowing.

ARGH, she didn’t even listen to me! *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS----BOOOM* Brain….status report? *I am out of here man, you are on your own!* “Umm, do I really have to?” I asked her with my face becoming so hot that it hurt.

Lyra slowly nodded while smiling and my heart dropped. I really DO have to tell her about it! My life is over!
“Yes, a lot of people like to do that. I guess you could say that it stimulates the person and makes them feel good. If you didn’t already know I am dating Rainbow Dash, and we may not go at it all of the time, but we did a few times” I said to her hiding my face in my shirt. She single hoofedly shot down my hopes that everypony here was innocent and carefree! I don’t know how to handle all of these feels I have right now!

“Is it true what the book said? Is it really that amazing for the human? Do you and RD have that same feeling? Does she like it as much as you?” Lyra said, bombarding me with inappropriate questions one right after another.

She just keeps going! Does she want to know my whole life or something! Switch to a different topic lady! On second thought I think I am just going to leave! I quietly stood up and had on a pokerface. I turned around and looked at Lyra “that book you read is something else. I think I am going to go ask Twilight if I can wipe the bullshit from the pages of it with fire” I said before flying up into the air.

“Hold on a minute, I never knew humans could fly! Come back!” Lyra yelled up to me.

I gave one last look to her and then started to fly away, but I didn’t get very far. I looked and saw that I was covered in a teal aura. “Let me go Lyra, your questions make my head hurt and I think that book made you evil!” I said as she brought me back down to her with her magic.

“How did you get the ability to fly? Humans are not physically able to fly! Either you evolved when you came here and became more advanced, or I have stumbled onto the first ever flying human!” Lyra said to me as I wiggled around in front of her.

“Let me go please, you are obsessed with humans and that is not healthy! I think you should put me down and go home and take a nap” I said to her pleadingly. I just got back two days ago! I do not want something unfortunate to happen yet, at least give me till next Tuesday!

“Lyra? Why do you have Kyle bound up in magic?” Twilight said from behind the teal pony.

“Mommy, Lyra is asking me weird inappropriate questions about my personal life……MAKE HER STOP!!!” I yelled to Twilight.

“I need to ask him questions about his life. And now I think we should go somewhere a little less crowded” Lyra said while still holding me with her magic.

“Lyra, please don’t do anything irrational here. Let Kyle and his rainbow hair go please, I will tell you some of the things I know about him if you want” Twilight said to Lyra.

“I don’t really want to. What better learning experience than to hear it from the source? You of all ponies should know that Twilight. Don’t worry, he will be fine, I’ll bring him back when I am done asking questions” Lyra said before charging her horn.

“Twilight, please make her stop. I do not like her questions! Help me!” I said before Lyra teleported away, taking me with her. I swear, she better not try ANYTHING funny, or so help me I will forget my sayian pride and smack a mare!

Twilight watched as Kyle disappeared with the teal mare and a plan hatched in her head. She wants to learn about humans, fine. I am sorry Kyle, but telling her EVERYTHING about you is the only way to make her stop, and RD and I know enough. Twilight didn’t know where they went, but it was somewhere still in the town. She quickly took off towards Kyle and Dash’s house to tell her about what happened.

A/N: I hope you liked the chapter! I will be making the Lyra thing go on for another chapter because I am finding it to be hilarious. I will hopefully be updating again soon!

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