A/N: Well, you once again thwarted my plans for an easy spring break, HUMPH. Now I want to update a lot again, curse you all and your ability to make me want to write more! Just kidding, I love you all with none of my homo and I want to tell you that at chapter 75 I will be doing another arc, this one will be juicy I can tell you that.

Also stop by my blog and submit some questions that you want answered in the story, I will be answering them when I air my first commentary on Friday. Remember it can be ANY question and I will give you an honest answer for it! I don’t want to keep you anymore on with the chapter!

Twilight, Lyra, Rainbow Dash and Stratus were still in the house. Lyra was looking at Twilight with a mixture of gratitude and suspicion. She glanced over to the unconscious human and then looked back. “Is he going to be alright?”

Rainbow Dash looked over to Kyle and then back to Lyra, her face lit up in a soft smile “He is going to be alright, I guess I just said too much about everything.” She looked over to Twilight who nodded to her.

Twilight quickly charged her horn and shot a purple beam of magic right at the teal mare. “Get Kyle out of here now, while she can’t remember anything!” Twilight said to Rainbow Dash as she concentrated.

Rainbow Dash went over to Kyle and bit the collar of his shirt. She then began to drag him out the door. “I swear you are going to get punched when you finally get up” she said with clenched teeth as she dragged him. She dragged him across the street and propped him up against a tree. “I know what will wake him up” Rainbow Dash said with a smile.

I am soooooo bored; this is a pain right in my keister. For a few minutes it felt like I was being dragged, but now I am still again. ARGH, when am I going to wake up! I want to KO Lyra with a vase or something! ………..What smells like love?

Rainbow Dash leaned in and kissed Kyle and held it. She was looking right at his closed eyes and when they opened she stopped kissing him and smiled “I knew that would get you up.” She then hit him in the shoulder “stop passing out so easily! Geez, I had to drag you out of that place!”

I looked at her “You said too much! What do you expect me to do when you say all of that! I had to go through a mental reboot…..do you know what that is like? I had to listen to my head recalibrate itself, and that is not…..AWW forget it, I am better now that I am away from HER, that is all that matters.” I should be mad at Vinyl for this, but once again she didn’t know the consequences of the action, so I can’t be mad at her. Let’s just hope there aren’t going to be waterworks when I go to work tomorrow, I don’t think my already weak heart can take any more D’AWW, AWW, or HHHNNNNGGG!

I looked over to the house and saw Twilight walking towards us and Lyra was with her. “Oh no Twilight isn’t bringing her back to meet me again!” I got up and picked Stratus up off of RD’s back. “Hey Stratus? Do you want to go with me up to a cloud and hide from that crazy teal mare that is walking towards us?”

“Why, I mean yeah I’ll go, but why?” Stratus asked me with confusion.

“No time for questions” I said to him before taking off and shooting directly above us to a low hanging cloud. I set Stratus down on it and then I sat on it as well. I am going to bury myself in this cloud and none of them are going to stop me! “Hey Strat, watch this” I said before I burrowed my way inside the cloud so I was not able to be seen anymore. “Now you try”

Stratus mimicked what I did and soon he was right next to me inside the cloud. “There, now we can’t be seen by them. Let’s hope they don’t try to bring us down there, I do not want to see Lyra right now” I said to Stratus.

“Why, I think she is nice, she may have asked a lot of questions, but she was at least nice about it” Stratus said to me with a smile.

Are you kidding me? Yep, takes right after Dash with the whole ‘loyalty’ thing. Curse you chromosomes!!! “She wanted me to tell her things, things that are not allowed to be said, or at least not wanted to be said” I said to him in reply.

“Oh you mean like it is forbidden?” Stratus asked me quizzically.

Hmm, not sure if trolling or actually curious. Did Dash set you up to ask me all of this? ARGH, I am making myself paranoid! “Yes, but I will tell you of these secrets when you are older” I said back to him.

“Umm, I think Twilight is trying to do something to our cloud” Stratus said as he poked his head out and looked down to where the others were.

No later than he said that the cloud began to move. I looked out of the cloud and saw that Twilight was pulling the cloud down to where they were. “NONONONONONO, I do not want to be near her Twilight, make her go away” I yelled down to her as she pulled the cloud.

“Sorry Kyle, but we need to talk to you” she said back to me. She pulled the cloud down until it was level with them and then she stopped using her magic.

I was sitting inside the cloud putting pieces of it in my ears so I didn’t have to hear them anymore. If I have to be down here with them, I will at least have the satisfaction of not having to hear them! MWAHAHAHA!!!

“Kyle, can you come out here for a minute?” Rainbow Dash said to me, I still didn’t have enough cloud in my ears to not hear her.

I poked my head out “Why?” before I went back into the cloud. I wanted to be funny while I messed with them so I made a beard out of some more cloud and put that on as well. I am so mean sometimes, but they said my life story so I am gonna get them back.

“Kyle, get your flank out here before I make you get out here” Rainbow Dash said to me in a playful tone.

Ohhh, I have the perfect way to make this so funny it will hurt. I stuck my head out again and smiled at her “sorry Dashie, but you are not going to distract me from this” I said as I reached an arm out of the cloud and pointed at it “with this…” I said as I stuck my keister out of the cloud. I did what she did to me to her!

Stratus started to laugh and that got me laughing as well. We sat in there laughing and I could hear them talking from outside about something. They are contemplating what to think up next! Well two can play this game!

“Kyle, I will tell Twilight to get rid of the rainbow hair if you come out just for a minute” Rainbow Dash said as her last resort.
I stuck my head out once more and started to tug on my cloud beard “Hmm, what’s this you say? You will get rid of my multi-colored hairstyle? Tempting…..tempting, but when I was your age I could spend a nickel and go to the ol barber shop and get me hair trimmed there” I said to her with a huge grin. U MAD DASH?

“Just get out here please, it will only take a minute” Twilight said to me now.

“Ok fine” I said to them as I crawled out of the cloud and had Stratus sit on my shoulder. “Ok, now what do I have to do now?” I said to them as I looked them over with my cloud beard still on my face.

“All you have to do is listen” Twilight said to me with a smile.

“ooookkkkk” I said to her with confusion. My beard sense is tingling, where is 60’s Spiderman when I need him?

Lyra looked at me and she looked a little ashamed, she should feel that way, asking me so many revealing questions. “Kyle, I just wanted to say I am sorry for asking you all of those questions, mostly the revealing ones that were personal. I never thought that they were so touchy for you. I was just so enthralled by meeting the very first human to ever walk Equestria, that I needed to get as much information as I could. Twilight wiped my mind of all of the revealing things so I do not know them anymore, but replaced them with some of her memories of when she went to your world that one time. I am really sorry for doing all of this to you and I know that you are mad at me but I hope one day that we can be friends” Lyra said to me while looking ashamed of herself.

D’AWWWWW she made an apology! I am going against all of my nature as a sayian warrior when I do this, but I forgive her. “Apology accepted, I was just very uncomfortable talking about those topics and now I am glad that Twilight and Dash came to the rescue” I said to her as I rubbed my head.

“Twilight, now you have to get rid of my rainbow hair. Remember, we had a deal” I said as I turned to face Twilight and Rainbow Dash.

“Cool story, we just told you that to get you to come out, you are still stuck with that hair for another 5 days! Are you mad Kyle?” Rainbow Dash said to me before flying away towards the house.

She just trolled me, and did it perfectly! She even added the dreaded U MAD only a little less cool, but still! Yup, that’s my marefriend alright! “C’mon Stratus, I think mom needs to get a little roughed up by us before we go to bed” I said to him with a smile before I took off after her.

A/N: there you go, the end of the conflict with Lyra. I need to go now, I have some other stuff that needs doing.

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