I looked at him after I had regained some control of my emotions. “Twilight I am sorry for doing that. I lost control of what I was. I hate being angry.” That was mostly true; I really loved the rush of adrenaline when I am angry. I feel like I had drunk 5 Redbulls right after another when I am angry.

“We are not complaining. I think we are just surprised at what you did that’s all” Twilight said to me. I gave her a smile and she returned it. YAY! My anger was forgiven!

“Kyle, you don’t seem to get it do you? The others already know what I am capable of, but you are a different story. I have never met something with as much resilience as you, I envy you to tell you the truth” Discord said to me in a ‘come to the dark side, we have chaos’ tone. I will never join you! You are not even as bad as Darth Vader! I would give you a 4/10 rating on evil! “I don’t mean to cut my visit short, but I have more pressing matters to attend to right at the moment. Ta ta for now.”

Discord started to fade into nothing. I watched as he smiled at me the entire time he did so. “Twilight, I want to get rid of him as soon as possible now. I think he is up to something and if we don’t stop it soon, I fear this will get more out of hoof than it already is” I said to the lavender mare. I don’t think he wants the others this time, I think he wants me! I don’t want whatever he is planning! I feel like he is going to lock me in stone or something if I have the misfortune of meeting him again. And I am all out of shoes to throw at him if that does happen.

“I agree, he is a bigger problem now than he was before. C’mon everypony, let’s get going, we are almost to the disturbance that Celestia mentioned” Twilight said to us as we began moving again. Please don’t let it be something that wants to kill us, or worse. I don’t know what could be worse than dying again though. I don’t want to think about it.

We all walked in silence and looked around for any trace of anything that was out of the ordinary. There was none other than a few instances of the trees being blue with purple leaves. Great, now the trees are changing colors, apparently blue and purple are the new fall colors now. I looked over into a gap between two trees and saw something shimmering in the distance. I want to go check it out, maybe it’s Discord.

“Twilight, I see something over in between some trees here. Should we go see what it is?” I yelled over up to the lavender mare. I can just feel her saying, NO; we will go forward and forget about the mysterious things in the woods, that is not our prerogative. And then I would just say “OK.”

“Nice find, go see what it is and we will wait for your return” Twilight said to me.

“I am not sure that is a good idea darling, do you know what horrible dirty things could be lying in wait in there?” Rarity said finally speaking up after hours of walking. Finally you say something, you are quieter than Fluttershy right now, and that is saying something.

“I think he can handle it. In fact I know he can handle it, he is not as bad off as you might think Rarity” Twi said looking over to the white unicorn and giving her a reassuring smile.

I looked at them with a face that was a mixture of ‘are you serious?’ and ‘Y U NO’. NO I CAN’T! STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS TWILIGHT! For all you know I could be about as helpful as a rock. Yeah I got lucky and hit Discord with my shoe, but that is not relevant in the situation at all! “Are you sure you want me to do it alone?” I asked her.

“Yes, we will be right here waiting for you. Yell to us if you make a discovery” Twi said to me. I feel like I am archeologist now. I have to go see if I can discover the mystery of the glistening thing in the distance. I might as well be on the Discovery Channel while I’m at it.

“Ok fine, I’ll go check it out” I said as I slumped my shoulders in defeat. I turned and faced the shimmering in the distance and began walking towards it. Send in the amateur why don’t you? Of course he can do better than us even if he has no experience with this whatsoever. If he dies we know not to go in there. I hate my good nature sometimes, I really do.

I kept walking and pushing branches away from my head. I tripped on a root as I took a step forward and fell on my face….again. I could feel my nose break from the strain of constantly falling on it; it was dripping blood into the dirt. Ok that is the most pain I have felt since I got hit by the truck. I will not shed a man tear, I can’t, my sayian pride won’t allow it. I loved that show when I was a kid, but back to my broken nose.

“Kyle? Are you ok in there? We heard something” Rainbow Dash said into the blackness.

“I’m ok, I just fell that’s all” I yelled back to them. Of course I’m not ok! I fell and broke my nose! What do you want from me, I can’t be perfect when I walk in the dark. I began walking towards the shimmering thing in the distance and muttering to myself various insults. I hate my clumsiness, I feel like Derpy for crying out loud!

I walked into a small clearing and I saw the shimmering thing. I was really disappointed in myself for coming in here now. “A MUSHROOM!? I WALKED AND BROKE MY NOSE OVER A GLISTENING MUSHROOM!?!? I hate my life” I yelled as I looked at the stupid fungus. At this point, the adventure has lost all of its fun. I want another one of Derpy’s muffins that will make me feel better.

I turned around after I frowned at the fungus and kicked it into a tree, which by the way exploded into confetti after I did so. Trees explode into confetti, got it. I began walking back towards the group that was waiting for me back on the trail. I hate mushrooms, I hate trees that explode into confetti, I hate Discord. I want to go home and sleep this off like a bad hangover.

“Your mine now” something whispered to me from in the air. I looked around and saw nothing. “Mine, all mine” the whisper said again. Stop whispering to me in that seductive voice wind, I don’t like you in that sort of way. Then I saw him, Discord was standing only inches away from me. He pulled out a small bag out of nowhere and took out what looked to be powder.
He put some into his claw and blew it all over my face. “Your mine now Kyle; I am going to take hold of your mind and you will create chaos by my side.”

I rubbed my eyes and looked at him. “I hate you; I hate you, I HATE YOU DISCORD!!!!” I screamed before I fell on the ground and rolled around, holding my face as I screamed. I can feel him crawling over my face like he is microscopic bugs. Get it off of my face! I don’t want to create chaos! I want to be with my friends!

“You can’t stop it now; I am part of you now. You want to create chaos. You want5 to wreak havoc” discords voice said into my ear. I want to send you back to where you belong.

“KYLE! What is going on in there! C’mon girls, let’s go see what is going on with our friend” Twilight said as she started to trot through where I walked into the forest.

The mane 6 trotted through the forest until they came into the clearing. They stopped and stood there shocked as they saw me rolling on the ground screaming and Discord looking over me laughing. “Oh Celestia, what have you done to him?” Twilight said looking at me and then to the ugly abomination looming over me.

I want chaos! I want to create it, mold it into what I want! I want to let everything know what I can do, what I can think of. “Ha ha ha, Discord has shown me the light! He has shown me the light of embracing chaos!” I said as I stood up and looked at the ponies smiling. I want a milkshake. I held out my hand and snapped my fingers, instantly a milkshake landed into it.

Discord looked at me and started to get teary eyed. He wiped it away and smiled “It’s beautiful. I have created a masterpiece.” Yes, yes you did.

“You didn’t. You couldn’t have. How could you take somepony’s good nature away from them?” Twilight said to Discord.

“You monster! He was my friend and you turned him into your minion!” Rainbow Dash yelled to Discord.

I looked over to the cyan Pegasus. I smiled at her “RD, I am still here. It’s just that Discord has shown me the light. I want to create chaos, I need to now, and he has shown me how much fun it truly can be. I am still the same as before.” I began walking over to her: snapping my fingers at every step. Every snap of my fingers confetti popped out from behind me like I was in a runway model show. I hate those stupid shows, always walking, always showing no emotion.

“Get out of the way Rainbow; he has been corrupted by Discord. The only way we can get him to return to normal is to get rid of discord or…” Twilight said as she began making her horn glow with magic. She shot a controlled beam of light right at me.

Hmm? What do I do now? Oh I know. I took out a big glass and held it in the path of the beam. The beam went into the glass and filled it like it was a beverage. I held it up and smiled at her “Thanks Twi, I was getting a bit thirsty.” I tipped the glass up to my mouth and drank the magic that she had just fired at me. I LOVE GRAPE DRINK! No racist comment intended. I like talking to my friend about it; he is fun to mess around with.

I threw the glass at Discord and it hit him in the face. It hit his face and turned into a moustache. “How’s that Discord. I think it makes you look ‘smashing’ if you don’t mind my saying” I said to him before I started to laugh.

“We have to get rid of Discord. That is the only way we can get our friend back” Twilight said to the group of 6 ponies. AWWW they are having a pep meeting. I better talk to Discord and have a pep talk with him as well.

“Psst, Discord. They are having a pep talk over there, so I thought we should have one too” I said to the multi-creatured thing. “I want to go back to Ponyville. I want to go and create chaos right at home, this forest is boring.”

“Wonderful, we will leave immediately” Discord said to me in a happy go lucky tone.

After a few more minutes of talking to one another, the ponies turned around. What they saw was a surprise to them, we were gone and all that was left was a letter on the ground. “I GOT IT!” Pinkie yelled happily. She bounced over to the letter on the ground and picked it up. She brought it back over to Twilight and held it up. She cleared her throat an began to read the letter in Discord’s voice.

DEAR LITTLE PONIES,

KYLE AND I HAVE GOTTEN BORED WITH BEING IN THE FOREST. WE WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU ALL ARE VERY GOOD SOURCES OF ENTERTAINMENT. KYLE SUGGESTED IF WE GO TO PONYVILLE AND I JUST COULDN’T REFUSE. WE BOTH HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON, WE ALREADY MISS YOUR COMPANY. OH GOOD SHOW KYLE, REARRANGING THE LETTERS ON THE WELCOME SIGN IS SO CLEVER... AND CATCHY TOO, ‘WELCOME TO PWNYVILLE’ I LIKE THAT. OH DEAR, DID I JUST WRITE THAT, OH WELL. SEE YOU ALL SOON!
YOUR CHAOTIC COMPADRES
DISCORD AND KYLE

P.S. U MAD PONIES? TROLOLOLOLOLOL

Pinky finished reading the note and bowed to her audience. “Ah have ta admit, she sure does ah good Discord impersonation” Applejack said to everypony around her.

“There is no time to lose everypony, we have to get there and get rid of Discord before Kyle gets hurt” Twilight said to the group. The others nodded and they started to trot back towards Ponyville.

“Will Kyle ever get better? Will the others manage to get rid of Discord? Do you know that I am the narrator of this story now? Why am I asking you all of these questions? All of these questions will be answered in the next chapter of Another Chance At Life, or they won’t, I have to see how I feel” I said as I held the manuscript for the chapter. U MAD THAT I CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL AND BECOME A NARRATOR NOW? *trollface*

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