Another Chance at Life
Chapter 12: 12. ADVENTURE TIME Pt.2
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“Hey Rainbow Dash, Look I’m Derpy” I said before I twisted my eyes into the way Derpy’s were. I had started to laugh again as I smiled at her. Yep, when I get back to Ponyville after this, I am going to find Derpy and give her a big hug and ask for more of these muffins.
“HAHAHAHA!!!” Rainbow laughed at me making the face. “Wait wait wait, Do you see that?” Rainbow asked me as she pointed up at the sun that was just starting to get high in the sky.
I looked up and the sun was smiling at generally everything that it saw. The smile was enough to make me look away in the fear of me going into another laughing fit. Don’t look at the sun, don’t look at the sun that seemingly wants to smile at the world for no apparent reason. Discord, Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I AM NOT IN MY OWN MIND? I don’t like looking at your creations when I can’t control my laughter. It makes my sides hurt. “I don’t want to look at it anymore! It will make me laugh again!” I yelled back at her, unable to hide my idiotic smile and snickers from looking at the sun.
“But it’s funny! Kyle, get out your techno thingy. I want to listen to some more of that music” Rainbow Dash said to me. Fine, I want to listen to it too, maybe it will make me feel another 20% better.
I reached around to my back and grabbed my bag. I opened the top and got my laptop out of it. I put my bag back on and flipped the screen open. I pushed the power button and waited for the logon screen. I feel like this is taking forever. I feel like I can take an eight hour nap and when I wake up and it will still be loading.
After what seemed like 20 years of waiting the logon screen appeared. Finally, I thought I was going to grow a beard. I typed in my password and the screen went to my desktop. I opened up my music player and yelled over to RD, who by the way was still smiling up at the sun “What song do you want?”
“Play that one song by Skrillex……umm…..Bangarang. Play that one first!” Rainbow called over to me. Ok Bangarang it is then.
I pushed the play button and was immediately hit by moans of protest. Geez, I feel like I am in a zombie apocalypse you all are moaning so much. I looked over at RD who was bobbing her head to the music. While the music was playing I could have sworn I saw the musical notes coming out of my laptop and start buzzing around Dash's and my head. They are like buzzards! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME! I don’t like musical notes anymore!
“Rainbow Dash Can you see the notes spinning around you?” I yelled over to her. I quickly looked over to all of the other ponies and gave a ‘haters gonna hate’ kind of look. Me and Rainbow Dash like it so deal with it.
Rainbow Dash looked up and must have seen the notes because she fell off Applejack and landed on the ground with a thud. “They are spinning around my head at like…sonic rainboom type speed” She said as she looked at nothing on the ground.
I hopped off of Pinkie’s back and walked over to RD and helped her up. I looked back at the notes that were spinning around my head and they all were smiling at me in a weird way. Why are the musical notes looking at me that way? Did I do something to upset them?
One of the notes stopped right in front of my face and looked at me. “I don’t like you. You have a funny look to your face and I don’t like that kind of thing. C’mon let’s get him boys” the note said to me in an angry tone. All of the notes stopped then and began to throw themselves at my head. Stop it, stop it. Stop beating me up notes, I didn’t do anything wrong!
I started to run around swatting at my head after they started throwing themselves at me. “Get away from me! I don’t like it when imaginary things start getting angry at me and try to hurt me!” I ran around for a while until the notes disappeared and then I stopped to catch my breath. Note to self: NEVER listen to dubstep while not in the right state of mind, the notes will try to kill you.
I looked over at Rainbow Dash and her face and eyes looked back to normal. Well at least she didn’t get notes that wanted to kill her. Lucky. “Rainbow? How do you feel?” I asked, seeing as I felt back to normal now. Of course I feel normal right after something tries to kill me. Story of my life.
“I feel 20% less awesome now. I was having fun too” Rainbow said to me, her tone was back to normal and not ‘Rarity’ status anymore. Well, she is back to normal.
“I feel normal again. Although I do not really know what normal truly feels like, but I feel less awesome now that’s for sure” I said to her.
“C’mon let’s get up with the group and explain what was wrong with us” RD said to me before we started to gain ground back to the group ahead of us.
“Hi Twi. Sorry about earlier, we had one of Derpy’s muffins and well, let’s just say we weren’t in the best states of mind” I said to the lavender mare. She looked at me with an ‘I forgive you this time, but if you do it again I will hit you in the snoz with my hoof’ look.
“Ok, I am just glad your back to your old self again, you and RD both” she said to us in a relieved tone.
We were walking down the dirt road that led away from Ponyville and towards Canterlot. I looked up at the sun and it had grown arms and was waving them around as he smiled. I thought it was just a figment of my twisted imagination when I saw the sun smiling, but now I know that my brain was wrong about that. THE SUN GROWN FREAKING ARMS FOR PEATS SAKE! What’s next is it going to start snowing sugar or something?
Twilight began to speak to us “Ok gang, we need to go a little further and then we have to turn off the road and follow a dirt path into the forest there. Celestia said that when she was flying back to Canterlot she saw a purple glow coming from inside the forest at around that area.”
Great, now we are a gang. I wonder if we are like the gang from Scooby-Doo. I bet I am Shaggy, god knows I act like him sometimes. Not to mention I have a beard like him. I hate having a ‘Shaggy’ beard. “So, what are we going to do if we find him here?” I asked her.
“I don’t know yet. He will be expecting us so we have to be ready for what he is going to throw at us” Twilight said to all of us. Well I could have told you that. I mean come on; you are the princess’s student for crying out loud! You should know more than any of us here.
We continued walking down the long, windy, dusty road until we made it to the path into the forest. Fluttershy stopped and looked at the trail’s entrance “D-do we have to go in there? I-I think it’s better if we stay out here….I mean…umm…if that’s ok with you.” HNNNNGG! She said the line again! I love it when she says that line!
“No Fluttershy, we have to go in there. It’s the only way to find Discord” Twilight said to the yellow Pegasus. Fluttershy smiled shyly and resumed hiding her face behind her pink mane. So cute!
“Looking for me?” an all too familiar voice said from seemingly out of nowhere. I know that voice, I don’t like it either. Why do you have to show up now? Can’t I get a break from you? I looked around and the other ponies did also. Discord was standing behind us when we all noticed him.
“Discord! Why are you here again! We defeated you once and we can defeat you again” Twilight said frowning at the weird creature. You tell him Twi, tell Discord what we are going to do to him. That will make it better.
“How do you like the new day everypony? I think it is wonderful, if you don’t mind my saying” Discord said with a smile on his face, once again showing that one tooth of his. I hate that tooth! I want to rip it out of his head sooooo bad!
I frowned and looked at him “I hate it. I hate everything about it. The only thing that is keeping me remotely happy is the fact that my friends are here with me.” I looked to my friends who smiled back at me, obviously agreeing with how the day is progressing as well.
Discord took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on. “Well Kyle, look up and I promise your day will become better and brighter than it was” he said to me still smiling. I swear to god, I know he done something with the sun, I just know it. And now that he said that I have to look. Curse you Discord and your uncanny ability to get me interested in the chaos that you make!
I looked up and saw the sun staring down right at me. He had sunglasses on and was holding two scoops of raisins in his hands. “Every day is better with two scoops of raisins Kyle” he said as he held them up, showing that he was indeed holding two scoops of raisins. MOTHER OF GOD! HE MADE THE RAISIN BRAND COMMERCIAL RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!!
I snapped; let’s just leave it at that. “AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!! I am sick of everything being so crazy around here! I can live with the small things and all, but this is getting ridiculous. You know what?” I said as I ripped my shoe right off of my foot. “I HATE CHAOS!!!!!!” I screamed as I threw my shoe directly at the Raisin Bran sun, which by the way was still smiling at me and saying ‘you want some? They are yummy for your tummy’.
My shoe flew up into the atmosphere like my Nokia did and hit the sun straight in the face. The sun looked at me and began to cry. I don’t care; it deserved it, I HATE raisins. “See Discord? That is what I think of your stupid chaos!” I want him to go away. I want to have a normal day again! Like the one me, RD, AJ, and Pinkie had two days ago.
“Bravo! Bravo! That was a fine display of good old fashion chaos right there! I applaud you sir” Discord said to me smiling and throwing off his sunglasses. I’m going to do it, I still have one shoe left and I am not afraid to use it.
I took my other shoe off and started waving it at him. “I have had it with you and your crazy shenanigans. I thought it was funny at first, but now I want it to stop.” I looked at everypony, they were all looking at me with shocked faces, except for Fluttershy, I couldn’t see her expression under her mane covering her face.
Discord put his arms up and started waving them back and forth at me “Watch out everypony, we are dealing with a hardy fellow in the area.” He smiled at me again.
My eye twitched, and it wasn’t the good kind either. “That’s it; you’re going to get it just like the sun did.” I threw my other shoe right for him. It was going right for his head. It connected with it and his head made the sound a gong makes. Let that be a lesson to you Discord, I am not one to mess around with. If I had the tools right now, I would surgically remove that tooth of your right out of your head as we speak.
“Ow! That really hurt a little! I can feel my head not throbbing at all. U mad Kyle?”
And the fun continues. I can’t wait for the next thing he is going to throw at me. Ugh.