Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy trotted back to the outskirts of Ponyville. They saw that we had been there by the fact that the grass changed from green to rainbow colored, and the trees were floating upside down. They knew that we had come through here on our way to Ponyville.

“There is no doubt that they came this way. We need to find at least one of them so the other will come to the aid of the other” Twilight said to the others. “If we can get ahold of Kyle, Discord will come to help him. That is when we strike.”

“Umm we aren’t g-going to hurt him right? I-I don’t want to hurt one of my friends….umm…it isn’t nice” Fluttershy said to Twilight in a small voice.

“No Fluttershy, we are not going to hurt him. I was thinking that if we manage to find him, AJ here can tie him up with her lasso. That way he can’t do anything that might get him or anyone else hurt” Twilight said to the shy yellow Pegasus.

“Oh…umm…ok then” Fluttershy said to the lavender mare before she let out a small smile.

The six of them continued their trek back to Ponyville, the trail of chaos leading them right to it. They made it to the sign that said ‘Welcome to Ponyville’ and they saw that I did indeed do something to it. They all looked at the sign which now read
‘Welcome 2 Pwnyville, population 150x + 30x-10=0. U MAD?.’

“Ok, now that is pretty funny” Rainbow Dash said to the others.

“You think so? I thought it was just a trivial amount of chaos in my eyes” I said as I walked around from the back of the sign. I wonder what’s going to happen now? Are they going to try to capture me so I can’t continue making things funny?

“Kyle, we don’t want to do this, but you have become a danger to yourself and everypony around here. We have to do this…..AJ NOW!!!” Twilight said to me and then the orange cowpony.

Applejack reached into her bag and took out her lasso. She swung it around above her head and then flung the hoop at me. Ah ah ah, that isn’t the way to greet me after you haven’t seen me for 10 minutes. Wait a minute, I am about to be BRILLIANT!

I watched the lasso fly through the air towards me. It swung around my midsection and Applejack pulled it tight. I smiled at them as Applejack tugged on the lasso again, making me fall to the ground. I hit the ground and my face smacked into the dirt….AGAIN! “Ouch, I can’t take it anymore! My nose is already broken and you made me fall on it again. I can just hear my nose crying in pain….listen” I said to the ponies that were crowding around me lying on the ground.

My nose began to wail in agony, crying and shedding not so manly tears of blood. Teehee, this is so much fun. I haven’t had this much fun since I had that muffin Derpy gave me. “WAHHH, WAH WAHHH!” my nose wailed to nothing in particular.

“It’s ok. Hopefully we won’t fall on the ground ever again. That way you can live peacefully and not have to cry ever again” I said to my nose, trying to make it stop crying. Ok, you made your point nose. It hurt, I get it.

“O-Ok, thanks Kyle” my nose said to me sniffling. That’s better, maybe now I can try to think of something clever when Discord comes to see what happened to me. I smiled and looked up at them.

“Ok gang, let’s go. I am ready to go wait for Discord with you” I said as I looked up at them.

Twilight sighed and nodded over to Pinkie to get me to bring me along. I was hefted up onto Pinkie’s back again and they started to walk around town, no doubt looking for any signs of Discord. “Can I give you the grand tour of your new town? Oh please let me, it would make me so happy!” I said to them.

“NO!” they all said to me in unison. No need to be so pushy. I mean you didn’t have to hit me in the face with it, it was just a question. Geez. We walked, well, they walked, I just was the guy on the back of Pinkie being taken along for the ride around Ponyville, still looking for Discord. I am getting bored, soooooo bored with the endless walking and no detours.

“Hello again my fine friends. I see that you have my friend there, may I have him back. I want to take him over to the mayor’s office and show him what I just did” Discord said from behind us. YAY, LET THE SHOW BEGIN!!!

I slithered out of the lasso’s bind and fell onto the ground, this time holding my face so I wouldn’t cause any more damage to my already broken nose. I could have done that at any time, but this way it will be more fun. I hit the ground and rolled a little bit before I stood up and looked at them. I smiled widely “TA DA. I just did my very first magic trick and it was a success! Thank you all for participating, you are a lovely audience.”

Rainbow Dash looked back at me. She looked like she was going to hurt something really bad. Did you not like my trick? I took 2 seconds out of my life to think of that, the least you could do is say ‘I hated it’ or ‘good job’ or SOMETHING! Rainbow Dash flew back to me and hovered inches away from my face. I didn’t even see that she had a hoof poised to strike. She swung her hoof at my neck and I instantly fell on the ground on my back.

“I can’t move…and by the way OUCH!!! What did you do to me Rainbow Dash? If you didn’t like my performance all you had to do was say so” I said as I looked up to her from my spot on the ground. She paralyzed me, that little stinker paralyzed me. I am so mad right now I could just…..oh wait, I CAN’T DO ANYTHING NOW!

“I’m sorry Kyle, but I want you back to your old cool self again. I don’t like the state you’re in, and we are going to get you back to the way you were in like 10 seconds flat since Discord doesn’t have you to help him now” Rainbow Dash said to me in a reassuring tone. Then she flew off, leaving me alone to talk to nopony but myself. I feel so alone, I have to make conversations with myself just to keep myself from yelling at nothing. I feel like I am back at school.

“Rainbow Dash, what did you do to him? He looks like he is dead” Pinkie said to the cyan Pegasus.

“I HEARD THAT!” I yelled from my spot on the ground, which by the way had become very comfortable since I had been lying on it.

“I had to put him out of commission. He was getting a little annoying and I didn’t want them to work together when we fight Discord, so I paralyzed him” Rainbow Dash said to the pink party pony.

“You did what? How long does the paralysis last for?” Twilight said to RD.

I yelled over to the group again “Rainbow Dash, the amount of boredom you are putting me through right now is sooooooo not cool. I am like going to fall asleep in like 10 seconds flat if something doesn’t happen soon.” You are 20% less awesome right now, even if you are wearing that hoody. I want to feel my legs again, CURSE YOU RD AND YOUR POWER OF KNOWING HOW TO PARALYZE ME!

“He will be ok in 2-3 hours, all I did was get rid of his basic motor skills” RD said to the group.

I glanced over at them and then back up to the sky. I never had motor skills to begin with! I crashed my car into a tree in Crazy Town! “I am sooooo bored.”

“Ok, seeing as he no longer has Kyle to help him out, this should be easy” Twilight said as they walked closer to Discord, who was by the way yawning.

“Oh your finally done talking are you? Let me guess, Discord, we have come to put you back where you belong, you don’t stand a chance for the Elements of Harmony. Am I right?” Discord said to the group of ponies in front of him.

“Actually yes, also….” Twilight shot a quick blast of magic at discord, which hit him and encased him in a bubble of magic.

“We do not know how you broke out of your prison Discord but now we are going to send you back” Twilight said to him.

“I WISH I COULD SEE WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW! I hate the position RD left me in” I yelled over to the others.

I was lying in the same place as before, slowly dying of boredom. I felt something slimy start slithering across my face; I glanced down and saw a slug slithering across my cheek. OH MY GOD, Get this thing off of my face! I hate slugs, if I had salt right now I would make it melt. “THERE IS A SLUG ON MY FACE! IT IS SO DISGUSTING, SOMEPONY GET IT OFF!”

“Don’t pay any attention to him, we are almost done” Twilight said to the group.

Twilight started to use her magic and she opened the flap of her bag and pulled out the Elements of harmony. She levitated each respected element over to their respected owner. She looked back at Discord, who was looking genuinely worried because of the situation he was in.

“Discord, we will not have you terrorize us or anypony else anymore. What you have done is wrong and now you will be put back into the place that you belong” Twilight said as she looked up at him.

Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie started to glow brightly. They all started to float high into the air and then they all began firing a bright beam of light at the bubble of magic that Discord was in. “You may have gotten rid of me again, but I will be back” Discord said as he began to fade away.

“What’s going on? I swear something interesting is happening and I want to see it!” I yelled into the air. I wish I could move so I could switch all of their personas around. That would be a suitable punishment for making me miss creating more chaos, just so I could lie in the dirt.

Twilight opened her eyes and then she shot a bright purple beam of light right into the center of the bubble. The light became so bright that the magic bubble disappeared entirely at its intensity. “I WILL BE BACK AGAIN!” Discords voice yelled before it faded into nothing.

What is this new feeling that I am experiencing? I feel like I have taken a shower and have been cleansed of all evil with Jesus’s loofa of cleanliness. I love this feeling!

The bright light faded and the mane 6 floated back to the ground. The bubble of magic, along with Discord was gone. “It’s done, now let’s get over to Kyle and see if he is alright” Twilight said to the group.

Rainbow Dash was the first to make it over to me. “Kyle, how do you feel?”

“Well, besides the slug that was crawling over my face a few minutes ago and the not feeling my appendages fine. How goes the looking for Discord?” I said up to them.

”The not feeling anything is because I had to paralyze you” Rainbow Dash said to me. WAIT, YOU PARALIZED ME!? HOW COULD YOU EVEN DO THAT!?

Twilight walked up and looked at me. Well hello there, did you know that RAINBOW DASH killed my motor skills like the Mack truck did to me?

“Twilight, he doesn’t seem to remember anything that has just happened. What do we do?” RD asked the lavender mare. What, did I miss something? I HATE MISSING THINGS!

“Kyle, what was the last thing you remember?” Twilight asked me.

“The only thing I remember is me kicking the glistening thing, which was a mushroom by the way into a tree, what did I miss?”
I asked them trying my best not to start firing questions out at 100 miles per hour. WHAT DID I MISS? Did I miss something that had to do with Discord?

“C’mon, let’s get you back to your house. We will tell you everything when we get there” Twilight said to me before motioning Applejack to hoist me up onto her back.

Great, now it’s story time. I can’t wait to hear it. I will be a forced captive seeing as I am paralyzed. UGH!

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