I walked all by my lonesome over to Twilight’s house. The sun was beginning to be seen on the horizon. Ok, so now it is nighttime, I will have to get used to going to sleep with the sun glaring into my special eyes (I loved that commercial). I walked up to her door and knocked 3 times. I like doing things in three’s because to my friend the number 3 was an omen of death. I wonder if the Mack truck that hit me’s license plate was 333-3333?

Twilight came to the door and looked at me with a soft smile. She probably will snap sometime on this trip, I can feel it in my gut. I just hope she doesn’t send me flying into a ravine if she does. “Hi Kyle, come on in, we are almost ready to go” she said to me as she motioned for me to come in.

I walked inside and saw Rarity, AJ, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash standing around the room in various places. Meh, I’ll go see RD, I haven’t talked to her since we went swimming. I want to tell her of my latest escapades. That should make her happy. I walked over to the cyan Pegasus, who by the way was wearing the hoody I gave her.

“Hey Rainbow Dash, how have you been lately?” I asked her. She looked at me and smiled, Oh no; did I say a magic word or something?

“Hi Kyle, look what I did with the hoody” She said as she shown me the back of it. She had made an insignia of her cutie mark and must have had Rarity sew it on. It looked so cool. She knows how cool she looks in it; she’s just rubbing it in now. She looked good while wearing it before, but now it is just overkill. Ugh.

“That is so cool! I think it looks amazing!” I said to her smiling. Why do I have to look like a bum when I wear one? I mean c’mon! It’s like god punched me in the face and then said “look at it, look at the pony that knows how to truly rock the ‘hoody’ look. CURSE YOU GOD, you made her look that cool for your own amusement at watching my suffering.

After I calmed my brain down from its little meltdown I looked at her. “I had another visit from Derpy a little bit ago. I have to say you are right about her, she brings trouble wherever she goes.” Rainbow dash smiled.

“What did she do to you this time?” RD said looking at me intently. She must obviously like the idea of Derpy pestering somepony else besides her. I don’t like it either; I already tried sending her over to Rarity’s but she said ‘I don’t really like her’. I had to sympathize with her then, I didn’t like her that much either.

“She came up behind me when I was in my refrigerator and scared the crap out of me! I could have sworn I was going to need to go to the hospital my heart was beating so fast” I said to her, sometimes giving her various arm movements. Wacky-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Flailing-Kyle. I am so alone in my mind, I hate it. “She did give me a muffin before she left though, that was one good thing about her visit.”

Rainbow looked at me and smiled. “Have you tried it yet? Did it taste really sweet?” AHH, it’s like 20Q!

“No I haven’t tasted it, why are you so interested?” I was starting to get a little worried. Is there something wrong with the muffin? Is this some sort of food related prank like the one where I gave my friend cookies that looked like chocolate chip but were actually dog treats? I sure hope not.

“Can I see it for a second” Rainbow Dash asked me. I reached into my bag and pulled out the muffin. I held it out to RD and she rubbed a hoof on it. Ok, why are you rubbing the muffin? It scares me. She licked her hoof and smiled widely, OH GOD, What is wrong with this freaking muffin? It’s sending RD into happy overload. “Yep, it’s the good kind of muffin.”

“Good kind of muffin? What am I missing here?” I asked her. I was starting to lose interest in having the muffin. I don’t want it if it’s poisoned or anything. I don’t want to die, or worse, pass out and wake up in Derpy’s house. AHHHHH, get the thought out of my head, lock it up and drop it down the deepest recess of my mind if you have to brain!

“Keep hold of that muffin until we leave, it is a really good muffin” Rainbow Dash said to me finally, the smile still painted on her face. What did I get myself into? But I trust RD, and if it is alright to eat, than I trust her.

“Ok, despite my better judgment” I said to her finally. I put the muffin back into my bag and looked around the library. Where’s Pinkie? Shouldn’t she be here by now? Suddenly I felt a rustle coming from my bag on my back and regretted what I had just asked myself. Pinkie flung out of my bag and landed on the ground in front of me.

“Hi everypony! I’m Ready to go!” Pinkie said with her usual brand of cheerfulness. But…but…BUT HOW DID SHE EVEN FIT IN MY BAG!!!! I know she can break the fourth wall and all, but she can’t make herself that small as to fit into my bag! Curse you Lauren Faust and your ability to give these ponies special powers not known by mankind itself.

Twilight looked up from a map she was looking at on the table. She used her magic to lift the map up, roll it tightly, and put it into a bag on her side. “Good, now that you’re here we can go” Twilight said to us. She looked around to all of us “Do we all have what we need? This is Discord we are dealing with, so expect things that are out of the ordinary.” You don’t say? I met him you know, I know what he can do. I witnessed him almost destroy the moon with a piece of outdated electronic equipment.

Me and everypony else nodded their heads. “Well then, let’s go” Twilight said to us as she began walking towards the door. She opened her door and Pinkie bounced out of the house first. Rarity shook her head as she followed. Fluttershy slyly walked out the door, her mane covering most of her face, God I hope she doesn’t turn into Flutterbully again. I don’t want to have a bucket slammed on my head. I walked to the door and outside, Rainbow Dash walking close beside me. Twilight walked outside and shut the door.

We began walking towards the outskirts of Ponyville. RD walked even closer to me and started to whisper “Psst, you still have that muffin?”

“Yep, I still have it. What is so special about it?” I asked her as I produced the muffin in question from my bag.

“That’s one of Derpy’s ‘special’ muffins. She makes them every once and a while but forgets she made them different than the others after she does. Let’s just say they make you feel amazing” Rainbow Dash said to me as we walked.

I looked at her and smiled. I took the muffin and broke it in half and handed one of the pieces too her. If I have to eat the derp muffin, so do you. That way we can both be derp together. “Take it, I want to share it with you.” Insert D’AWWWWW here.

RD smiled at me and took the half of the muffin. “Ok, we will eat it on three. One. Two. Three!” she whispered to me.

We both ate are muffins. She was right, it did taste sweet….really sweet. I swallowed the muffin and smiled “That was the best thing I have ever tasted EVER!” I didn’t feel any different; it just tasted sweet that’s all. She lied to me; it doesn’t make you feel amazing. I feel like an idiot still, why u gotta mess with me RD?

“Now just give it a little time, you will start to feel really good soon. Nopony can explain what she uses but they all really like these muffins” Rainbow Dash said to me. I can tell she had these muffins before, why are they so great? To me all they are is really sweet.

About after fifteen more minutes of walking I was starting to get sick of waiting. When is this ‘amazing’ feeling going to show up, I wa- My thought stopped. I was looking around and all of the colors around me were amplified by like over 9000. These colors are beautiful, is this what the awesome feeling is supposed to be? It just looks pretty that’s all. Then I looked at Rainbow Dash, her face was all red and her eyes had a glazed look over them. What happened to her? She looks like she hasn’t gotten sleep in like 100 years.

Then it felt like something went straight into my head and punched my brain. I literally felt like I was floating. My arms and legs felt like gelatin and my cheeks felt like they weighed 10 pounds. I felt like the million dollar man. This feels freakin amazing! Everything feels so wonderful! I don’t hate you anymore Derpy, I love you and your derp muffins.

I began to laugh at my thought, I was laughing so hard my lungs were hurting. Rainbow looked over at me and then started to laugh. We were walking a little behind the others so we could laugh in peace. Why is it so funny! I can’t stop make it stop, hit me, send me to the moon just make me stop laughing! My head is going to explode if I don’t stop soon! Me and RD both laughed at nothing in particular until we both saw the unthinkable.

We both looked to the side and saw a sign that said 'Welcome to Ponyville', only it was different. The words were flipped upside down and rearranged. I don’t know what RD saw but I saw ‘Crazy Town Welcome’s you Kyle’. I really am there! Where is my car then, I know I had one. And where are all of the other crazy people?

I looked over to Rainbow Dash “Why are we in Crazy Town? I thought we were going to fight Discord?” I smiled and dipped my head snickering for no reason. I never want this stuff to wear off, I love this feeling. I love you RD you shown me the way of the muffin.

Rainbow Dash busted out laughing “Y-you s-sound like Pinkie Pie in slow motion!” She fell on the ground and rocked back and forth laughing.

I fought as hard as I could, so hard that I thought my eyes were going to fly out of my head. I started to laugh too “W-well you sound l-like Rarity in a higher pitch and s-sped up!” I fell on the ground and started laughing and holding my sides. I like this version of Rarity, so much less prissy.

Twilight looked back and saw us lying on the ground laughing at nothing. “What is so funny? What are you up to?” Twilight said looking back at us.

“We both shot up and looked at her. We smiled so wide after we looked at each other we thought our faces were going rip in half. “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snorts* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!” we laughed aloud before we fell back on the ground again. “RD, Sh-she sounds like Applejack! Only without the southern drawl!”

“I th-thought she sounded like Fluttershy! Only she wasn’t as shy when she yelled at us!” Rainbow Dash said before she fell into another bout of laughter.

“Pinkie, Applejack go get them so we can get on with our journey” Twilight said as she facehoofed.She facehoofed, I can’t believe what I just seen with my own two eyes. I love this feeling. I love it sooooooo much.

Applejack and Pinkie Pie trotted over to us and put me on Pinkies back and RD on Applejack’s. They walked back up to Twilight with us on their backs. “Hey RD?” I yelled over to her.

“Yeah?” Rainbow Dash yelled back over to me.

“We are going on an adventure!” I yelled over to her before I smiled like an idiot.

“PHTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! AH HAHAHAHA!!!” we both started to laugh as we were being carried by the two ponies.

“Them two ain’t right” Applejack said to the others as they walked.

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