I had been walking around town for what felt like hours. I had managed to find a clock and it didn’t help me with how long I had been walking. The clocks hands were spinning madly in opposite directions. Well, the clocks don’t seem to want to cooperate. Great, I guess I will just forget time even exists.

I walked around the streets of Ponyville, not even sure of what I was doing anymore. My legs led me to the pond where me AJ, Pinkie, and RD swam and I sat down under my tree. Ok I am just going to sit here and nothing out of the ordinary is going to happen.

“I love you” a voice sounded from behind me. Then something I didn’t expect to ever happen happened. The tree I was sitting under hugged me with two of its branches. OH MY GOD! THIS TREE IS HUGGING ME! I don’t like you that way tree.

“I don’t like you like that tree!” I yelled as it was hugging me.

“You don’t? Well, that makes me mad. You seem a little hot, let me fix that.” The tree said to me before it picked me up with one of its branches. It threw me up into the air towards the pond.

I have lost all shreds of respect for you tree. I liked you as a friend and now that you did this little stunt, I WANT YOU TO BURN! I flew through the air yelling “I regret nothing!” and landed in the water. I surfaced after a moment and shook my fist at the tree that was laughing at me. “I know it’s you Discord. You are going to get it soon…..and give me back my Nokia!”

“You finally found out everything have you? Good job, I was beginning to think that you would never figure it out.” The tree said to me. After a moment the tree disappeared entirely and what was left was not pretty. Discord was standing there in all of his ugliness.

I got out of the water and stood next to him. I couldn’t hold it in anymore “AHAHAHAHA! You are the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life. If there was a contest to see what the ugliest thing in the universe was, I would send myself to the moon if you didn’t win.”

“You may think it’s funny now, but I am 3 steps ahead of all of you in the grand scheme of things. Oh and by the way, thank you for letting me use this thing. It was very fun to manifest, I really liked messing with your mind.” Discord said as he held my phone in his claw. He started tossing it up and down. “Do you want to see the next level of chaos Kyle? I will show you just a small portion of what I am capable of.”

Discord gripped the phone in his claw and then pointed at the moon, which by the way was still sticking its tongue out at Ponyville. He threw the phone as hard as he could at the moon. The phone flew through the air up towards it. “Watch and be amazed.”

I listened to him and watched the phone disappear into the night sky. A few moments later I saw a large explosion on the moon from the impact of the phone. A giant visible crater about half the size of the moon was left from the impact. The moon had stopped sticking its tongue out and was now frowning. HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! HE MADE A METEOR OUT OF MY NOKIA! I don’t like chaos anymore make it stop. Please make it stop before he decides to just blow up the moon entirely.

“You see that? That is only a fraction of what I am capable of.” Discord said as he finished a bag of popcorn. You got to eat popcorn while you watched my phone nearly destroy the moon? Why didn’t I get some?

“You will not win. Celestia already knows about you escaping. It’s only a matter of time before we put you back where you belong.” I said as I stared at him.

“You may be right, and you may be wrong. We will never know until that time comes now will we?” Discord said to me smiling, showing his one tooth. I wish I had pliers; I would rip that tooth right out of your head if I did.

Before he could say anything else I walked away from him right there. I don’t want to talk to that guy anymore. I like his ways of having fun, but he went too far when he turned my phone into a meteor. I walked back to Ponyville and saw that the ponies were gathering back at town hall. Oh boy, what is happening now?

I took my place in with the group and looked up at the stage. I know what I am going to do after this; I will go find Rainbow Dash and tell her what has happened to me for the past 8 hours. Won’t that be fun? After ten minutes of waiting everyone had finally gathered.

What is she doing here? Princess Celestia walked up onto the stage and looked over the crowd. I can just feel her looking at me and saying “you know you’re writing royally stinks right?” She looked over the crowd for a few more moments before she finally got ready to speak. Let’s hear it Celestia. Tell us all what we already know.

“My little ponies, dark times are upon us once again.” HA! She said the name of the show! This meeting just got 20% less boring. It is now under the line of ‘I want to rip my eyes out’ boring instead of ‘I want my head to explode’ boring. “I have reason to believe that Discord broke out of his prison in the statue. I will be calling together the Elements of Harmony to try to handle the situation.” Celestia said to us.

I raised my hand like I was back in school. Ms. Celestia, may I go to the bathroom? And by the way I had a not so nice conversation with Discord like 10 minutes ago. I kept my hand raised despite the looks from everypony. What? Do you want to live in chaos forever? After seeing my Nokia turn into a meteor I don’t.

Celestia looked at me with a weird look one that reminded me a little of the ‘b**ch please’ meme face. “Yes, do you have something to comment on the situation?” No, I just wanted to go to the bathroom…of course I do!

I stood up and looked around me. I felt like I was being stared down by hungry vultures. “Princess Celestia, I know that Discord is behind this because he met me at the pond again like in the letter I wrote to you earlier. I was confronted by him and he said that this isn’t even the beginning. He says that he is three steps ahead of us.” F*** Yeah, telling it how it is. LIKE A BOSS!

“You are saying that you came into contact with him? This changes everything, we need to prepare for the worst that he has. He will not make the same mistakes he made last time. Thank you for the information Kyle, it is very helpful in the situation.” Celestia said to me and the other ponies. YAY, I’M INCREDIBLY HELPFUL! Can I get my award now?

I took my place with the ponies once again and some of them gave me looks that would make even ice melt in intensity. Stop staring at me! I feel like I am back in school and everyone has noticed that my milk is still unopened and is looking at me because they want it.

“Citizens of Ponyville, take your necessary precautions until we get this situation under control. I will be gathering the Elements so we can coordinate a plan on how to deal with Discord. Thank you for all of your time; you are dismissed.” Celestia said to all of us gathered around her.

The ponies around me dispersed and Celestia walked off the stage and over to me. I somehow feel like this may be a ‘you’re going to the moon for trying to talk to me during my speech’ moment. “Thank you for all of your help Kyle. You have done really well for yourself here in the small time you have been here.”

Nope. I guess it was more of an ‘I am going to congratulate you for what you have done’ moment. I like this one a lot more than the other one. “Thank you Princess Celestia. Since I live here now I always want to help with the situations that everypony has.” Kindness, yes I have it.

“When I get the Elements of Harmony together I want you to go with them. You have been such a big help, you will be a great asset to them. Will you accept?” Celestia said to me in a nice tone.

My heart practically exploded when she said that to me. I am a valuable asset! I love my life! “Of course I accept. I will always try to help my friends in troubled times.” AWWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHH! I get to go on an adventure! It’s adventure time.

I didn’t know but after a few moments the mane 6 were standing in front of me. How did they get here so fast? Did they materialize out of nothing?

Celestia looked over the group before she began to speak to us. “I want you to gather some supplies and get ready. I want you to go out and bring Discord to justice. I have reason to believe that he is located deep in the Everfree Forest. The sooner we capture him, the sooner this madness will end.”

I looked at her and thought of something funny. This is madness! Madness? This is CHAOS! AHH HAHAHAHA! Sometimes I even crack myself up with my own material.

“You can count on us. Come on everypony let’s go!” Twilight said to us as Celestia walked back to her carriage. Adventure!

We walked back to our respected homes to get our provisions ready for our little trip into the forest. We were all going to meet at Twi’s house in an hour. I walked back up the stairs of the apartment building and walked up to my door. I unlocked it and flung the door open. Ok, so I need to get provisions ready, I can do that. I walked into my room and closed the door. I walked over and grabbed my bag off the floor. I opened the top of my bag and walked over to my really small kitchen I had. I have a really nice bedroom, but my kitchen looks as if they ran out of free time and just did it half-flanked. I love the contractors who did this apartment.

I walked over to a small refrigerator and opened it. I had managed to score enough bits from doing chores for my friends so I could buy some apple cider. I had gotten 4 bottles of the stuff. This stuff freaking tastes amazing! I am so going to bring this with me. I put the bottles into my bag and closed the bag tight. Ok I have everything I need. I am ready to go.

I turned around and screamed, something I thought I was over with doing. Derpy was flying inches above the ground in front of me. STOP DOING THAT DERPY! One of these days she is going to scare me straight into a coma. I don’t want to be a vegetable just yet. “You need to stop doing that Derpy. It scares me half to death every time you do.” I said to her as I held my chest.

“Sorry Kyle, I didn’t mean to scare you” Derpy said to me smiling. “I wanted to come by before you left and give you this.” Derpy said holding out a muffin to me.

A MUFFIN! She is giving me one of her trademark muffins! I think she likes me, seeing as she follows me around and gets a kick out of scaring me to death. “Thanks Derpy, that’s really nice of you.” I said to the grey Pegasus.

“Nooo Problem. I have to go deliver the mail now. I’ll see ya when you get back” Derpy said to me before she flew out of my front door. She digs me.

I walked out from the kitchen and looked around my room one last time before I left. Now did I forget anything? I would hate to remember forgetting something right as I get to the forest.

I walked to my door and opened it up again. Well, time to go on an adventure with my friends. Woohoo.

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