Applejack had barely sat down on her soft bed when a mysterious pink letter slid under the door.

"For heaven's sake." Said AJ as she went and got the letter, which was the lunch menu. As you guessed, it wasn't that great. In AJ's opinion.

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Slightly burnt hay fries with fresh home-grown vegetables.

Fresh wholemeal rye with 'fresh as damn' salad.

Corn gelatin with crispy salsa.

Tomato soup with lettuce 'dippy dip dos'

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AJ sighed and decided this time she'd order lunch. Of course, there was more on the menu, but I'm too lazy to put the rest down. Deal with it. Anyways, AJ ordered the 'fresh as damn' salad, which was more like pre-dried as damn salad. It tasted like it'd been inside Orange's divorced wife's cupboard for 40 months. AJ decided that she'd try and find a market to get food. So she left her room when she was approached by Orange.

"Speak of the devil." Said AJ to Orange's smiling face. He was holding a Valentine's letter.

"Oh no you don't." Said AJ, running to the stairs. She slid down on the large rail on two legs. Some pony filmed it with and posted it in the newspaper and AJ became a equestrian sensation. But that's the future. AJ slid down the rail and jumped into the reception. She ran out the brass doors and stopped. Orange hadn't followed, thank god. He was just a creepily annoying clingy stalker. AJ called over a taxi and asked if there was any markets.

"Why, that's absurd." Replied the taxi pony, who was wearing yellow, black and white.

"Curse this city and it's preserved foods." Said AJ, walking back into the hotel. The reception was nice as usual. AJ looked around and hoped Orange wouldn't jump scare her. This isn't a horror story, readers. AJ decided to snoop around the hotel and eventually get back to her posh room. She sneaked around, mission impossible playing in the background. She hid behind a large ceramic pot plant, near the exit of the lobby. Soon AJ spotted Zecor, who was being yelled at by Big Daddy. Then AJ remembered the promise.

"Hey, Big Daddy!" Called AJ really loudly. Big Daddy was a large grey pony with a black mane. He had small green eyes and puffy snout. He looked sort of looked like a cloud. He was the owner of this hell like hotel.

"Who the horse poop are you?" Asked Big Daddy. Then he realized.

"Uh, you're a guest. I see… Hmm.. ahhhh." Said Big Daddy. "Applejack, is it?" His face was not so puffy now since he was not angry.

"That's me. The enslaved farm pony. Anyway, stop yelling at Zecoria. I don't want anymore makeovers, and because of that you don't have to fire her. God dammit, Big Daddy." Said AJ. Of course, everypony else in the room was watching acting inspired. Big Daddy scoffed.

"It is imperative that you have a makeover. We want you to be sexy and a diva. That's what you won, after all." Said Big Daddy, shaking his big tosh in Zecoria's face.

"Is this the Rainbow Factory? Why isn't the makeover optional?" Said AJ angrily. Big Daddy smiled. He was about to say something when Zecoria pushed Big Daddy's tushy toot toot away.

"The enzlaved one is right! Thiz iz the Rainbow Factory! It'z dumb!" She cried, tears forming at her eyes. The background ponies cried to. Big Daddy sighed.

"Fine, whatever, everypony BACK TO WORK! And you, enslaved dirty farm pony that stinks of apple pie, go to your room." Boomed Big floozy buns daddy. AJ stomped her hoof on the ground and stormed up to her room. She had never been so rude and angry before, this was different. This experience was even worse than Rarity's 7 day slumber party. Even worse when Applebloom didn't get a cutie mark for farm enslavery. Suddenly AJ heard a noise. It was under her bed. She looked under her bed and yep, it was Orange.

"What in the whole world of Equestria are you doing?" Asked AJ. The light tan pony was chewing on AJ's mattress. He was holding a bunch of science equipment and had lots of sharp needles that really shouldn't belong in children's TV show. Orange laughed evilly.

"I'm getting your dead skin cells. They're a breeding ground for mites." Said Orange. AJ was quite disturbed.

"How long have you been under there for?" Said AJ. Orange counted his hooves.

"About 5 hours." He said. "Your breathing is quite sexy." He said, giggling. AJ growled.

"Get. Out. Now." She said sternly. "Before I do it for you."

Orange whimpered and got out. He laughed at the bacterial content he had collected. AJ gave him a dirty look. He left the room, smiling wickedly. AJ sighed and slammed door using the force. She plopped onto her bed and began to wonder what mites were. Then she realized that children really shouldn't be knowing this. Then AJ was bored. What should she do? Dance naked? There was a list of things you could do at the hotel, next to the door. She looked at the list, but it followed the same criteria as the menus.

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Deluxe velvet makeover- Get velvet cream rubbed into those rusty old joints!

Chill out in our spa with our relaxing burning acid mask. Lose weight quick and easy!

Swim around in our crystal pool, real crystals, real ponies!

Cucumber face masks. Get a deep tissue rub and get to know what CPR feels like! Big Daddy's choice of the year!

Join our fashion group for talks, chats and tea! And clothes!

*conditions apply. Fees will probably be included because we're selfish animals.

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AJ sighed and rolled over her bed like the pigs on her farm. There was nothing to do. But for Orange, it was a different story.

Orange was making a brew. No, not a coffee you idiots. A potion, sort of like Zecora, not Zecoria. He added many strange and stinky ingredients, including some of Big Daddy's mane. Don't ask me how he got that. Don't ask me how he can afford to stay in this hotel. He put all of AJ's dead skin cells and whatever else was in the test tube and mixed it up.

"Shake it up, shake i- oh wait, that song is kind of old now." Said Orange. He then wondered how he knew the song. The potion was brewing. He laughed wickedly. Soon the potion began to smell of what Rarity thought mud looked like.

"Now, just to give this to that enslaved but sexy as damm farm pony. But how? Wait, I can put it her breakfast. MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" Laughed the strange tan pony.

"This is all going to end so well." Said Orange. "She will finally be mine. I hope."

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That's it for chapter 4! I hoped you guys enjoyed this one. Next chapter will be coming out in Probably in a few days, because I'm busy so yeah. Sorry guys! Oh well, you can read some of my other stories I've posted. Or other stories by other authors. There are so many good ones. Let me know if you want longer chapters!

~Ponystories.