Applejack had an awfully strange sleep. She was having one of those dreams were the dream repeats and goes on forever. When she finally woke up there was a large pink letter on her bed. It was written in pretty silver ink. AJ picked up the letter and opened it. Inside the letter, a nightmare was unleashed.

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Dear Ms Applejack,

You will be provided breakfast when you press the silver button next to your bed. The menu should be right next to you. After that, you will be invited to our Top Notch Bubbly Spa for a full blitz makeover.

~ Staff ponies.

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Applejack would rather tackle a pack of timberwolves than have a makeover. But breakfast sounded nice. She picked up the menu next to her, which had a velvet cover. AJ opened the menu and looked at the food. She cringed.

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Spicy apple tarts with velvet sexy sauce.

Brown flour waffles served with Appleloosan cream. Freshly whipped. With cinnamon.

Rich dark fruit toast with raisin spread. Contains gelatin.

Scrummy hayffle browns with probably high fat butter.

*conditions apply

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She didn't bother to read anymore. AJ wondered if there was actually something simple on this menu. I'll eat some stuff out of my bag, thought AJ. She got her tiny bag, which had been moved to a shelf. AJ grabbed her bag and looked inside, shocked to see those staff ponies had removed the food. AJ was pretty grumpy, as you can tell. So she decided to skip breakfast. She was fat enough anyway. And she was not going to that salon thing. No way. Suddenly she got a knock at the door. She answered it, and a pink shiny pony with a curled sparkly blue mane was standing there.

"Mizz Applejack, your makeover iz ready." She said poshly. Applejack shook her head.

"I'll skip the makeover, thank you." Said AJ as politely as she could, turning away. But the pony stopped her.

"But you muzt not zkip the makeover." She said urgently. "If you do I will loze my job, and I will go back to being a ztreet pony. Where I waz lonely and over dramatic."

That was different. AJ sighed and tossed her blonde mane.

"Fine, but only a quick one." Said AJ. The pony smiled and held out her sparkly pink hoof. AJ shook it and the pony lead AJ away, into the salon place.

"My name iz Zecoria. You may call me Zecor." She said. AJ nodded. The salon room was sparkly clean. Towels in nice neat piles and cosmetics all pretty and nice. There was a bubbling hot spa and sparkly tiles. Most of the walls were gold and pink. The roof was a sparkly brass. Was there anything here that wasn't sparkly? Then AJ released. She wasn't sparkly. Zecor showed AJ into the spa. Okay, AJ had to admit, the spa was kind of nice. But the cucumber mask wasn't. Zecor rubbed this slimy green stuff into AJ's face.

"This is disgustingly satisfying." Said AJ to Zecor. The pink pony nodded.

"Where are you from?" Zecor asked.

"Ponyville." Replied AJ. "I'm a farm pony."

"Ah, the life of enzlavery. Wonderful." Said Zecor. AJ shifted uncomfortably as the pony put cucumber on AJ's eyes. Then Zecor added some sparkles and mushy pink stuff onto AJ's skin. The farm pony couldn't stand this anymore. The sparkles were digging in the she was getting a mental rash from the pink stuff. AJ leaped out of the spa in cool slow motion and ran out the spa. She had to get out of this place. To Ponyville. Home.

'CELESTIA, HERE I COME!" Called AJ, barging through the hotel, jumping over some ponies doing the nae nae. AJ entered a room being freshly cleaned slid across the slippery floor.

"Finally, a slip and slide!" Said the farm pony happily. It wasn't so good when AJ started sliding towards Orange, who was on purpose standing in front of her. He smooched up his lips, but AJ was having none of this. She jumped up from her sliding and karate kicked Orange in the face. Everypony in the room watched and stared. When AJ landed again, they clapped louder than a city pony would ever clap. The sparkly, posh ponies behaving like town ponies. Suddenly Zecor burst through the large brass door.

"Mizz Applejack!" Called Zecor. To her surprise she saw AJ laying in a very inappropriate position, which I'm not going to say because this story is a K+.

"Never had as much fun since wearing my rusty old boobs." Laughed AJ. Zecor didn't think this was very funny at all. But she wasn't angry. She was petrified. The silly ponies around AJ in the large now dirty room were snorting. Orange wasn't having such a good time. His face was bruised and he couldn't stop thinking about cats.

"Meow." Said the silly stallion. AJ got up and faced Zecor, feeling quite guilty. Zecor shook nervously.

"Sorry, Zecor." Said AJ sadly. Zecor sighed.

"Well, lookz like it'z the ztreetz for me." She sulked. The background ponies whined sadly instead of saying actual words.

"I'll make sure they don't fire you, if you don't give me any more makeovers." Said AJ kindly. Zecor hugged AJ and the Background ponies awwed.

"Thank you zo much!" She cried, tears forming at her dazzling blue eyes. AJ moved back awkwardly.

"Erm.. you're welcome." Said AJ. Zecor skipped out the brass door and AJ followed behind, expect going to her room. And indeed, readers a true friendship was born in the most sappy way. As for Orange, he broke his 4000 bit watch, but he didn't care much since he worked at the watch place. His bruise only affected his physical body, not his love and mental one. So he needed to work harder to get that sexy farm pony to love him.

And he had a plan.

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Chapter 3 ladies and gentlecolts! I hoped you liked the chapter. This is actually my personal favorite so far. I added some action, sappiness, humor and of course a cliffhanger, if that what it is to you. Something for everyone. I've still got annoying school and homework, so the next chapter will probably be coming out tomorrow, but I'm not 100% sure. See you guys later!

~Ponystories.