Applejack vs Manehattan
Chapter 5: 5. Chapter 5- X-skater X-350
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAJ decided that since all the food here was crap, she would go on a hunger strike. It would only be for a few days. Ok, she'd have to eat something. But what? AJ decided not to think about all that preserved food and fell asleep. If there was one good thing about this hotel, it was that the beds were comfy and you could easily slid in the covers and wrap yourself up like a burrito. AJ hoped no pony was under the bed, especially Orange. AJ had a dream, but she couldn't remember it. You always dream, but you usually forget your dreams when you wake up. Anywho, AJ skipped breakfast and wondered what she'd do now. She knew she'd have to do something to stir up the action part, but she didn't what. For the convenience of the plot, there was a knock at the door. AJ answered it. It was Zecoria.
"Mizz Applejack! Thank you for zaving my job! I juzt came here to thank you." Zecoria sobbed, tears at her eyes. AJ smiled.
"Yeah. Just no more makeovers and encounters with Big Daddy." Said AJ.
"Alzo, there iz zomepony here to zee you-
"Is he a light tan stallion with a puffy orange mane?" Interrupted AJ. Zecoria shook her shiny pink head.
"No, it iz actually a mare who goez by Coco Pommel." Said Zecora. A cream coloured pony with a short light blue mane walked through the door. She had a poppy in her mane and a hat for a cutie mark. Applejack was relieved it wasn't Orange. Zecoria left awkwardly.
"So, Coco, how's it going?" Asked Applejack nicely.
"Not too bad. Things have been getting better around here ever since the play. This hotel however isn't really part of the new community project." Said Coco nervously. AJ put her hoof to her mouth and licked her hoof. It tasted like cleaners.
"I see. How'd you know where to find me?" Asked AJ.
"Rarity sent me a letter and told me the whole story." Said Coco, holding a small envelope.
"She would've sent you one to expect she said she was to la- I mean they don't accept letters here. That's true" Said Coco smiling broadly.
"Ok then.." Said AJ suspiciously. "Why are you visiting me?"
"To keep you entertained and bring in the action part of the plot, of course. Silly AJ." Said Coco, shaking her head. "Also, to find a way to demolish this Rainbow Factory-like hotel."
"Now that's something I wanted to hear." Said AJ swinging her arm.
"I know Rarity sent me here for the diva inside of me. But I just can't enjoy this place, apart from the beds. Especially since I'm being stalked. So, by all means we must destroy this wicked sparkly place." Said AJ. Suddenly Zecoria burst through the door.
"Wait! You can not deztroy thiz place! Where will I work? I'll be on the ztreetz!" Cried Zecoria. "Bezides, how are you going to deztroy it?" Said Zecoria, tears falling down her face.
"First of all, that was kind of creepy for you to listen to our conversation. Don't make me mistake you for a stalker. Anyways, we'll find something for you. Besides, this unrealistic hotel place is brainwashing you every second." Said Coco. Zecoria sighed and nodded sadly.
"We'll call in Miley Cyrus and her wrecking balls." Said Coco, smiling.
"How do you even know about her? Only humans and Pinkie must know. Anyways, I'll get Princess Twilight to blow this whole thing up with her alicorn magic." Said AJ. But then Zecor had an idea.
"We create bombz and throw them around the hotel!" Cried Zecoria, jumping around.
"But we can't kill anypony because this is a kid's show. So we have to do something not so violent and not with guns and stuff like that." Said AJ. Zecoria sat down sadly. The three ponies were sitting on the bed in a triangle formation.
"We politely ask the owner if we can knock it down? No? Uh.. Ok." Said Coco, looking and the unthougtful faces of her friends. Suddenly they heard screaming and cries outside.
"The heck? Iz zomepony being murdered? Did they juzt get a letter to Hogwartz?" Asked Zecoria. The trio went outside and saw.. Harry Potter! Just kidding. They saw Orange being chased by a orange pony with a yellow mane. She had bluey green eyes and looked similar to Applejack. The farm pony snorted and watched her stalker being chased.
"Good show, mate!" Called AJ loudly. The three ponies decided to discuss the plans of demolishment outside. Remember in the last chapter about AJ becoming Equestrian sensation? Well, now is the future and AJ was a celebrity, but of course the farm pony didn't know this. The ponies ran outside and as soon as everypony saw AJ, a huge crowd and some news reporters ran up to her.
"What in the hay?" Asked AJ to the screaming fans. One of them tried to kiss her, which was lesbian. Which is not a bad thing, readers. A news pony stood next to AJ.
"Ladies and Gentlecolts, we've found ourselves X-skater boss X350!" Said the news pony. The fans cheered.
"What's going on?" Asked AJ, staring at the news pony. Coco and Zecoria had been pushed to the back.
"What is the secret of your amazing skills?" Asked the news pony in her smooth, flexible red carpet voice.
"What skills?" Asked AJ, very confused. The ponies laughed. Suddenly Big Daddy pushed through the crowd.
"Ladies and gentlecolts! Miss X-skater boss performed right here at Sparkly Sugar daddy hotel! Come see her perform live tonight, right here! Only 50 bits per entry! Conditions apply." Announced Big Daddy. The ponies cheered and held up their money. AJ had enough of this and darted through the crowd like a bullet. She ran up the stairs, leaping like a boss. She, sadly and conveniently bumped into Orange.
"Applejack. I'm sorry about this, but I need to show you something." Orange said muffedly. AJ shook her head.
"Please! It's a cliffhanger." Said Orange.
"What then? That Justin Bieber followed you on Twitter?" Asked AJ. Orange shook his head.
"No. It's this." Said Orange. He suddenly glowed a bright green and began to transform. He was no longer a strange tan pony, but a changeling. AJ was shocked.
"Your.. Your.. But.. how?" Asked AJ.
As for Coco and Zecoria, they ended up finding a vintage clothes shop and stayed there for a bit, until they saw Sapphire Shores, talked to her for a bit. Then they were kidnapped by some dudes, then they escaped and they are now eating at your local Mcdonald's as we speak. Or read. But by the time you get there, they will be gone. I'm pretty sure.
And that's chapter 5! I hope yall are enjoying this book! If you want to leave any suggestions for the next chapter, the doors are open! Anyways, I'm going to be quicker this time. So yeah, I'm outta here. By guys!
~Ponystories.