*Disclaimer. I do not own Harry Potter, Google Plus or any of that crap. Yeah.

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Applejack arrived at the station, feeling quite annoyed. Her family and her friends had followed her all the way to the train station like creepy stalkers. Which usually isn't a good thing. Anyways, the train was arriving in a few minutes. All the ponies were staring at Applejack.

"Applejack.." They said hypnotically. AJ had enough of this cooing. She stood up and walked near the old timey snack stall.

"APPLE CIDER! ONLY 2 BITS A CAN. Conditions apply." Called the snack keeper. He was a light tan colour with a vibrant puffy orange mane. He had bright blue eyes and was wearing a green apron. His name was Google Plus, but ponies called him Orange.

"Young lady, may I get you anything?" Said Orange. AJ looked at the pony.

"No." She grumbled and walked away. Orange watched as the orange pony flipped her blonde mane.

"Such sexy sassiness." He said dreamily. Of course, Rarity saw this and tried to tell AJ. Unluckily for both the mares, the train had arrived. AJ sighed. Rarity gave AJ a big hug. Okay, I'm going to skip over the rest of the mushy 'Goodbye' scene. AJ got onto the train. As the train left, AJ heard a pony yelling.

"Tell the fashionistas that Rarity sent you!" Called Rarity. AJ was shocked.

"WAIT WHAT?!" AJ called back, but it was too late. They were all behind. "Dammit."

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"So, it was you." Said Rainbow Dash looking at Rarity.

"But of course. AJ needs some girly-ness in her en-slavery life." Said Rarity. Dash snorted.

"If she comes back a diva, I'm blaming you." Said Dash roughly. Rarity rolled her dark blue eyes.

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The train ride was long and boring, like most train rides. But what made it worse that nearly everypony on the train were doing mushy things. AJ needed to barf multiple times. Also, a recent stallion kept sitting next to her for some reason.

"Why are you stalking me?" Asked AJ to Orange. The stallion smirked.

"Because I can." He said, quite giggly. AJ didn't understand life sometimes. She left that stupid carriage and went to the really busy one. It was smelly and weird with ponies everywhere, but it was better than being stalked by a giggly stallion. Anyways, when the train arrived at the station, two young stallions were waiting for the farm pony's arrival.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me." Groaned AJ as she walked up to the shining stallions, glimmering in Celestia's pretty princess sunlight.

"Are you Applejack?" Asked the taller stallion, with a rich and posh voice. AJ nodded and showed them the envelope. The tall stallion who was grey with black hair lead AJ onto a taxi.

"Away!" He called. The carriage moved and AJ's crazy journey of Manehattan begun. It started with taking her through the city. The tall, grey buildings, the posh ponies with their heads bent back and of course, the marvelous clothes shops. Why would Rarity send me to such a complicated place? Thought AJ. The grey stallion next to her was reading a Daring Do book. It was the Griffin's Goblet, which was about how Daring goes to a magic school and competes in a tournament and at the end defeats a nose-less freak.

The taxi finally arrived the hotel. It was large and golden, with thick pink windows. A red carpet was at the front which was leading to the brass door. The hotel was shaped like a swirl. It was shining like the gods had just come for a sleepover party with Harry Potter. Applejack was totally speechless. The stallion led Applejack up the soft, sexy red carpet.

"Holy apple banana this place is insane!" Said AJ, glancing at the fancy ponies in bubbly hot spas. She entered through the large brass door and was led through the main lobby, which may as well be Rarity's brain. I can't describe it. Just imagine a nice lobby added with gold and silver and stuff. AJ was lead up to her room, which was bigger than her BARN. The bed could probably fit Big Mac's huge plushie collection. AJ put her tiny bag down and sat down on the bed.

"Whoa.. This is softer than Apple bloom when she was born." AJ mummered. She stared at the modern art on the wall, which was giving her nightmares. There was also many colourful bouquets of flowers and golden tiles. This hotel was definitely Rarity's personality in a nutshell. Outgoing and fabulous, generous and a bit too much with parts not AJ's thing. But something she could adapt to and like. Maybe. Anyways, there was a dark, scary, horrifyingly, deathly knock on the door. AJ went and answered it.

"Oh Apple Tarts." Moaned AJ. There, standing at the door, was a very familiar stallion.

"HEY APPLEJACK! I'M RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU!" Called Orange. AJ wanted to smack herself in the face with a fat frypan with hot fry oil with pieces of cooked food still burning.

"How do you know my name?" Asked AJ. The stallion smiled and held up AJ's ID. The farm pony was shocked. She snatched it out his hoof and slammed the door on Orange's face. Normally she wouldn't be this rude, but she hated this stallion. Nearly as much as the Flim Flam twins.

"Mwa ha ha ha. I'll get that sassy farm woman to love me if it's the last thing I do." Said Google Plus darkly. "Ha ha ha….Ha ha ha ahahahahahahahah."

"I can hear you." Said AJ through the door. Orange blushed a bright tomato red, which was strange because Orange hated red. The stallion walked away from the door and continued his stupid laughing, which made everypony think that dude was insane.

"Hahhahahahahahasahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!" He laughed, suddenly realizing this was getting old. He entered his own room and began planning to find a gang of assassins to help him kidnap AJ as he wasn't very good at kidnapping. He began to wonder if assassins were illegal, but he decided to not worry, because he was confident. Yeah.

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Hey readers! That's chapter two. Hope you like it so far. Don't be offended by the mild jokes, because after all, THEY'RE JOKES. Ha ha. This my first comedy story, so you know… Anyways, this is also my fourth story on Fanfiction! SUCH WOWS. I'll see you guys tomorrow for possibly another chapter.. Dun dun.

~Ponystories.