Previously...

Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST MAKE APPLEJACK AND PINKIE PIE READ?! I'VE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!

Applejack: I take it you've learned your lesson.

Rainbow Dash: I've definitely learned my lesson.

[Fluttershy enters]

Fluttershy: I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I was wondering if a colt by the name of 'The Analyst' stopped by here. I was dared by Angel to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.'

Celestia: If you read that fanfic, you'll certainly go insane.

[Rarity enters]

Rarity: I do apologize for barging in, but I overheard Fluttershy say that she was dared to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.' I was asked by Filthy Rich to read it. Maybe, perhaps, we could read it together. I also brought drinks for everyone to calm their minds.

Applejack: I could make some Coca-Cola Icee's out of these.

Rarity: I guess you could, but make them all large. I have a feeling we'll need them.

Fluttershy: I just hope that it doesn't involve rape.

Rarity: Did something happen to you, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: I don't want to talk about it right now.

Rarity: I see, well let's get started.

Now on with the fanfic...

[Fluttershy and Rarity sit down at the computer]

Rarity: Okay, let's start with the description.

Fluttershy: Agreed.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read the description]

Rarity: Oh my, it barely has any information.

Fluttershy: I agree, it lacks detail.

Rarity: Let's read chapter one, shall we?

Fluttershy: Yes, let's.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read chapter one]

Rarity: Oh my, I didn't expect THAT to happen.

Fluttershy: I've never seen Rainbow Dash fall asleep after eating one of Pinkie's cupcakes.

Rarity: Let's read chapter two.

Fluttershy: Agreed.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read chapter two]

Rarity: Oh... My... God... What in the name of Celestia is happening?

Fluttershy: I seems like Pinkie's turning Rainbow Dash into a cupcake.

Rarity: Let's read chapter three.

Fluttershy: Agreed.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read chapter three]

Rarity and Fluttershy: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST READ?!

Twilight [nervously]: Applejack, are you almost done?

Applejack: Just finished actually. Why?

Rainbow Dash: We need two of them, STAT!

Applejack: I'm on it.

[Applejack brings Rarity and Fluttershy an Icee]

Applejack: I think this would help.

Rarity: Thank you, Applejack. I greatly appreciate it.

Fluttershy: Yes, thank you.

Applejack: No problem, it might just calm you down.

Rarity: I must say this is an atrocity. Who would write such a thing?

Fluttershy: Someone with psychological problems.

Rarity: I agree with that.

Luna: Sister, dost thou think we should read it?

Celestia: I think we need to find out what happened to Fluttershy first.

Fluttershy: Well, now that I've read this God awful fanfic, I feel like I should tell you what happened to me.

Cadence: We're all ears.

Fluttershy: I was raped, or sexually assaulted, as Rarity would put it.

Everyone in the room: *gasp* WHAT?!

Nostalgia Cop: WHAT?!

The Analyst: WHAT?!

Jakob Anderson: WHAT?!

Modern Day Video Game Nerd (MDVGN): WHAT?!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: WHAT?!

WWE Universe: WHAT?!

Fanfiction writers: WHAT?!

Everypony and everybody else: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Fluttershy: I didn't want to say anything at first, but I figured I couldn't keep it from my friends.

Twilight: Who did this to you?

Rarity: Was it Discord?

Fluttershy: No it wasn't Discord, it was...

Diamond Tiara: Well, well, well. Look who we have here. If it isn't Equestia's first rape victim.

Silver Spoon: We know how you feel actually.

Fluttershy: Huh?

Diamond Tiara: She's right. Our parents had to watch all that happen. No one should have to go through that.

Celestia: I agree, but who raped her?

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon: Prince Blueblood.

Nostalgia Cop: OH HELL NO. HE'S A DEAD MAN WALKING NOW. HE BETTER HIDE, OTHERWISE HE'S GETTING A BULLET IN HIS SKULL!

[Discord enters]

Discord: Now, now, Nostalgia Cop. Don't rush to conclusions.

Silver Spoon: We saw everything. Diamond Tiara and I almost got raped ourselves.

Nostalgia Cop: OKAY, NOW HE'S DEAD!

Discord: Take it easy, Nostalgia Cop, you don't want to scare him off.

[Prince Blueblood enters]

Blueblood: My how lovely a sight, everypony's here.

Nostalgia Cop: YOU!

Blueblood: Oh my, you must be Nostalgia Cop. I've heard a lot about you.

[Nostalgia Cop disappears from the screen]

MDVGN: Where'd he go?

The Analyst: Beats me.

MDVGN: Jakob, don't you know where he went, he's YOUR alter-ego after all.

Jakob Anderson: So are you. I don't know where he'd be goi- oh shit.

Blueblood: What is it?

Jakob Anderson: You'd better run, Blueblood.

Blueblood: Why?

[Nostalgia Cop appears in the room]

MDVGN: You're about to die.

Nostalgia Cop: I'M GONNA KILL YOU YA SON OF A BITCH!

Blueblood: OH SHIT!

[Blueblood runs. Nostalgia Cop chases after him. Cue Benny Hill chase music]

Celestia: This is funny.

Twilight: I agree.

[Everyone laughs. Blueblood is chased all across Equestria, Canada, France, and the United States. Blueblood gets caught and is brought back to the room they started in]

Nostalgia Cop: I have the perfect punishment for you.

Blueblood: Please don't make me read that atrocity of a fanfic. Please, I'm begging you!

Celestia: I agree with Nostalgia Cop.

Luna: Thou must be punished for his crimes.

Blueblood: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

To be continued...