Previously...

Rarity and Fluttershy: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST READ?!

Rainbow Dash: We need two Icee's, STAT!

Applejack: These might calm your nerves.

Rarity: Thank you, Applejack.

Fluttershy: Yes, thank you.

Luna: Dost thou think we should read this?

Celestia: Let's find out what happened to Fluttershy first.

Fluttershy: I was raped.

Everyone (excluding Discord and Blueblood): WHAT?!

Jakob Anderson and his alter-egos: WHAT?!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: WHAT?!

WWE Universe: WHAT?!

Fanfiction writers: WHAT?!

Everypony else in Equestria (excluding Discord and Blueblood): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Rarity: Who did this?

[Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara enter]

Silver Spoon: Prince Blueblood. Diamond Tiara and I almost got raped ourselves.

Nostalgia Cop: OKAY, HE'S DEAD!

[Blueblood enters]

Blueblood: Oh, well everypony's here.

Jakob Anderson: You might want to run.

Blueblood: Why?

MDVGN: You're about to die.

Nostalgia Cop: I'M GONNA KILL YOU YA SON OF A BITCH!

Blueblood: OH SHIT!

[Nostalgia Cop chases Blueblood, catches him, and takes him back to the room they started in]

Nostalgia Cop: I've got the perfect punishment for you.

Celestia: I agree with Nostalgia Cop.

Blueblood: Please don't make me read that atrocity of a fanfic. Please, I'm begging you.

Luna: Thou must be punished for his crimes.

Blueblood: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Now on with the fanfic...

[Blueblood sits down at the computer]

Blueblood: I'm such an idiot. Let's just read the summary.

[Blueblood reads the summary]

Blueblood: There's no detail. Let's read chapter one.

[Blueblood reads chapter one]

Blueblood: This chapter is more confusing than the summary. Let's read chapter two.

[Blueblood reads chapter two]

Blueblood: Oh my... Ugh... This is horrid. Let's read chapter three.

[Blueblood reads chapter three]

Blueblood: O_O WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I see why this was my punishment and not having to write a report on the consequences of breaking the law. I'm deeply sorry, Fluttershy. Can you ever forgive me?

Fluttershy: As long as you've learned your lesson, then yes.

Celestia: Say, Analyst, I need a favor done.

The Analyst: What would that favor be?

Celestia: I need you to help Nostalgia Cop write a fanfic.

The Analyst: What is this fanfic about?

Celestia: Basically, the fanfic is gonna be about a young colt who goes and finds his calling in life in the land of Equestria.

The Analyst: Already a work in progress. I'm currently making a rough draft right now. What do you want the story to be called?

Celestia: A young colt's journey.

The Analyst: Already titled. I kind of figured you'd want me to do this, so I went ahead and prepared for it.

Celestia: Smart man.

Jakob Anderson: He's the smart side of me.

Rainbow Dash: What's MDVGN?

Jakob Anderson: He's the gaming side of me.

Applejack: Nostalgia Cop?

Jakob Anderson: He's the crazy side of me.

Cadence: Wow.

Twilight Sparkle: Ya think?

Jakob Anderson: That's my line!

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, I just like saying that.

Jakob Anderson: Same here.

Discord: I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX!

Jakob Anderson: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Discord: Sorry.

Celestia: I know a punishment for you for betraying us.

Discord: I have to read the fanfic, don't I?

[Celestia shakes her head]

Discord: Aw poo.

To be continued...