Previously...

Applejack and Pinkie Pie: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST READ?!

Applejack: RAINBOW DASH!

Rainbow Dash: Uh-Oh.

[Rainbow Dash turns to leave but get's caught by Applejack's lasso]

Applejack: It's about time you felt our pain.

Twilight: Oh no.

Applejack: Rainbow Dash, I dare you to read this fanfic.

Rainbow Dash: What have I done?

Now, on with the fanfic...

[Rainbow Dash sits down at the computer]

Rainbow Dash: Fine, I'll read the fanfic.

Applejack: Good, glad you see it our way.

[Applejack removes the lasso off of Rainbow Dash]

Rainbow Dash: Let's start with the summary.

[Rainbow Dash reads the summary]

Rainbow Dash: Is this a shipfic? I guess I have to find out, let's read chapter one.

[Rainbow Dash reads chapter one]

Rainbow Dash: Okay, now it's starting to look like I'm going to get raped by Pinkie. I'm not jumping to conclusions, let's read chapter two.

[Rainbow Dash reads chapter two]

Rainbow Dash: I'm being made into a cupcake?! This suddenly got dark. Let's read chapter three.

[Rainbow Dash reads chapter three]

Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST MAKE APPLEJACK AND PINKIE PIE READ?! I'VE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!

Applejack: I take it you've learned your lesson.

Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah. Lesson learned. NEVER read a fanfic like that again.

Luna: Thou is lucky to have learned that lesson. However, I'm canceling the rest of the slumber party.

[Fluttershy enters]

Fluttershy: I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Celestia: Of course not, come in.

Fluttershy: I was just wanting to know if a colt by the name of 'The Analyst' came by.

Luna: I'm afraid he hasn't, why do you ask?

Fluttershy: I was dared to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes' by Angel.

Celestia: If you read that fanfic you'll certainly go insane.

Fluttershy: That's the problem, I'm wanting 'The Analyst' to accompany me while reading it.

[Rarity enters]

Rarity: I do apologize for barging in, but I couldn't help but overhear that Fluttershy was dared to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.' Is this true?

Fluttershy: Sadly it is.

Rarity: I was asked by Filthy Rich to read it. Maybe we can read it together.

Fluttershy: I agree. Although, Princess Celestia warned me that I might go insane.

Rarity: Well then it's a good thing I brought some drinks for everyone to calm their minds.

[Rarity brings in a cooler and opens it]

Rarity: Feel free to take some, but leave some for everypony else.

Applejack: I can make some Coca-Cola Icee's with these.

Rarity: I guess you could, but make them all large. I have a feeling we need them.

Fluttershy: I just hope it doesn't involve rape.

Rarity: Did something happen to you, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: I don't want to talk about it right now.

Rarity: Oh, okay then. Shall we get started.

Fluttershy: Let's get this over with.

To be continued...