My Little Pony Reacts to 'Cupcakes'
Chapter 2: 2. Shining Armor
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAuthor's Note: I'm probably going to work on another story after this one that brings the characters of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' and the characters of 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit' together. Let me know if you have a good name for it. Anyways, here's Shining Armor's reaction. For those who didn't read the first chapter, I've added in a recap of it in this chapter. Seeming how I left it at a cliffhanger. Anyways, here's chapter two.
Previously...
Twilight: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I need Jesus.
[Shining Armor walks in while Twilight is reading a Bible]
Shining Armor: It's that bad, huh? I need to read this fanfic for myself.
Twilight: Do so at your own risk.
Now, on with the fanfic...
[Shining Armor opens up the fanfic 'Cupcakes']
Shining Armor: Time to see what's got Twily to the point where she has to read the Bible. Let's start with the summary.
[Shining Armor reads the summary]
Shining Armor: Okay it has Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie in it. I wonder what happens. Time to find out, let's read chapter one.
[Shining Armor reads chapter one]
Shining Armor: Okay, that's creepy. I wonder what was in that cupcake that made Rainbow Dash fall asleep. Could it have been chlorophorm, or a seditive? I just hope nothing bad happens. Let's read chapter two.
[Shining Armor reads chapter two]
Shining Armor: Oh. My. God. Pinkie Pie isn't like this, she's happy not psychotic. Okay, calm down. Just calm down. It's probably a typo. Let's read chapter three.
[Shining Armor reads chapter three]
Shining Armor: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually need to see some of these reviews.
[Shining Armor reads the reviews]
Shining Armor: This story got good reviews? ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS?! This story is terrible. There's only one word to possibly describe this, and that word is SUPERCRAPAFUCKERIFICEXPIALABULLSHIT! I just quoted the Nostalgia Critic. I actually agree with this author named 'Nostalgia Cop,' he's preaching to the choir. Now I need Jesus.
[Shining Armor closes the fanfic 'Cupcakes' and joins Twilight]
Shining Armor: I hope you have room for me, because I need Jesus now.
Twilight: I told you so.
[Cadence walks in]
Cadence: Hey you two, what are you doing?
Twilight: Reading a Bible.
Cadence: Why?
Shining Armor: Because we both read a fanfic that was God awful.
Cadence: That bad?
Twilight: Yep. I wouldn't read it if I were you.
Shining Armor: I'd listen to her.
Cadence: I'd actually like to read it myself. I was asked to read a fanfic called 'Cupcakes,' and I was hoping you had it in here somewhere.
[Twilight and Shining Armor look at Cadence]
Cadence: What?
Shining Armor: That's the fanfic we just read.
Cadence: Are you serious? I'm definately reading it now.
Twilight: Do so at your own risk
To be continued...
Author's Note: Well, that's another chapter down. Wait until you see the next chapter. Also, I'll be adding in summaries of the previous chapters, as seen in this chapter. Until the next chapter, keep calm and DON'T read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.'