Author's Note: Hey guys and gals, hope I didn't keep you waiting for a new story. Well this is a different type of story. Recently I read the fanfic 'Cupcakes' and it was God awful. I see why the FanFic Critic contemplated (thought of) suicide. Well, this is what I think the reactions of the characters of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' might be like. Here's Princess Twilight Sparkle's reaction to 'Cupcakes' and there are others following her. So without further adieu, here's her reaction.

[Twilight opens up the fanfic 'Cupcakes']

Twilight: Well, time to see why everypony wants me to read this. I just hope that I'm not in here.

[Twilight reads the summary]

Twilight: Okay, I'm not in here. That's good, I think. Okay, lets read the first chapter.

[Twilight reads chapter one]

Twilight: Oh. My. God. Tell me I did NOT just read that. I just hope that chapter two is better. At least in chapter one Pinkie Pie gave Rainbow Dash a cupcake that made her go to sleep. I hope nothing bad happens in chapter two.

[Twilight reads chapter two]

Twilight: Did I just read that correctly? There must be a typo in here somewhere. Pinkie Pie isn't a serial killer. She's a happy-go-lucky, party throwing pony. She isn't doing what I think she's doing, is she? No. No. Impossible. That can't be happening. Let's see what happens in chapter three.

[Twilight reads chapter three]

Twilight: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I normally don't use this type of language, but I have to in this case. I wonder how many ponies reviewed this.

[Twilight sees the number of reviews]

Twilight: That many reviews. I think I should see what these reviews say.

[Twilight sees the reviews]

Twilight: Ponies actually LIKE this fanfic? I think I agree with this author named 'Nostalgia Cop' because he or she put down the God's honest truth. I need to find a Bible because I need Jesus. The author could have at least put down a warning saying that Pinkie Pie was out of character. That would have been a WHOLE lot better. He or she could have said that Pinkie Pie had an alter ego that was a serial killer, but did that happen? NOOOOOOOOOOO. Instead the author put out this piece of bullshit and never did anything right. It's completely flawed, it's terrible, it's horrible, it's... it's... HORRIBIFUCKUS! I can't believe I just quoted the 'Nostalgia Critic' while describing this fanfic. That's how God awful this is. I need to read a Bible.

[Twilight closes the fanfic 'Cupcakes' and goes to read a Bible]

Twilight: Here it is. I think I should start in Genesis then work my way up.

[Twilight reads the Bible when her brother, Shining Armor, walks in]

Shining Armor: How's my sister doing today?

Twilight: I nearly lost my mind reading a fanfic. That's why I'm reading a Bible right now. I need Jesus.

Shining Armor: The fanfic was that bad, huh?

Twilight: Yeah, it was.

Shining Armor: I need to read that fanfic for myself.

Twilight: Do so at your own risk.

Shining Armor: Okay then, time to see the name of the fanfic.

To Be Continued...

Author's Note: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. How will Shining Armor react to this fanfic? Find out next time. Aren't cliffhangers the best?