Author's Note: This is the last author's note I'm doing for this story. I hope you can understand that I have a lot on my mind right now. So, anyways, this chapter contains Princess Mi Amore Cadenza/Princess Cadence's reaction. Enjoy.

Previously...

Shining Armor: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! Now I need Jesus.

[Shining Armor joins Twilight]

Twilight: I told you so.

[Cadence enters]

Cadence: What are you two doing?

Twilight: Reading a Bible.

Shining Armor: We read a God awful fanfic.

Twilight: I wouldn't read it if I were you.

Shining Armor: I'd listen to her.

Cadence: Well, I was asked to read a fanfic called 'Cupcakes,' and I was wanting to know if you had it here?

Shining Armor: That's the fanfic we just read.

Cadence: I'm definately reading it now.

Twilight: Do so at your own risk.

Now, on with the fanfic...

[Cadence opens up the fanfic 'Cupcakes']

Cadence: Time to see what has them all worked up. Let's read the summary.

[Cadence reads the summary]

Cadence: Okay, the summary is a bit confusing. Let's read chapter one, maybe it will clear some things up.

[Cadence reads chapter one]

Cadence: Okay, that's even more confusing. Let's read chapter two, maybe something will be explained.

[Cadence reads chapter two]

Cadence: Oh my... Dear Celestia, who wrote this? Calm down, calm down, don't panic. Let's just read chapter three and hope nothing bad happens.

[Cadence reads chapter three]

Cadence: Oh my God! I can't explain what I just read. I just can't explain it. What did I just read? What the fuck did I just read? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I never use that language. I've gone insane.

[Cadence runs to Twilight and Shining Armor]

Cadence: Make some room, I'm joining you. I need Jesus more than you two put together.

Twilight and Shining Armor: We told you so.

[Princesses Celestia and Luna enter]

Celestia: Why are you three reading a Bible?

Luna: I think they read a bad fanfic.

Cadence: You're right, we did read a bad fanfic. It was God awful. I forgot to close it on Twilight's computer. Read it at your own risk.

Celestia: What's the name of this fanfic?

Twilight, Shining Armor, and Cadence: 'Cupcakes.'

Celestia and Luna: WHAT?!

Luna: That's impossible, thou is telling a lie. That fanfic was removed ages ago. I reported it thyself.

Celestia: She's telling the truth.

Luna: Sayeth what, now?

Celestia: Look.

[Celestia points to Twilight's computer. Luna looks to see the first chapter of the fanfic 'Cupcakes' on the screen]

Luna: Who asked thou to read this?

Twilight: I was asked by everypony in Ponyville.

Cadence: I was asked by everypony in Manehattan.

Shining Armor: I read it because Twilight was freaking out over it.

Celestia: It appears we have to find a cure for this. Nopony should have to read the Bible after reading a fanfic.

Luna: I'll search for it thyself. With help, of course.

Cadence: Who will help you find a cure for this monstrosity?

Luna: The one colt who read it and kept his sanity. I'll search for him. Thou shall stay here until I return.

[Luna turns to leave. Celestia stops her.]

Celestia: Be careful, Luna.

Luna: I will, Celestia.

[Luna leaves]

Celestia: I've never read this fanfic, I've only heard of it. Perhaps I should read it when I get back to Canterlot.

[Pinkie Pie enters]

Pinkie Pie: Am I interrupting something?

Celestia: No, not at all.

Pinkie Pie: May I come in, Twilight?

Twilight: Yes, Pinkie, you may.

Pinkie Pie: I have a question.

Twilight: What is it?

Pinkie Pie: Is there a fanfic about me having an alter ego that's a crazed and homicidal maniac who kills ponies and puts their insides into cupcakes?

[Twilight looks at Pinkie Pie]

Twilight: Sadly, there is. I hope you don't read it.

Pinkie Pie: I was dared to read it.

Twilight, Shining Armor, Cadence and Celestia: WHAT?!

Pinkie Pie: I was having a slumber party with Applejack, and I was dared to read a fanfic that gave me and alter ego who was a crazed and homicidal maniac who killed ponies and put their insides into cupcakes. I never even picked to take a dare. I chose truth, but Applejack dared me to read it. I have to read it, it's a dare.

Celestia: You don't have to put yourself through such torture. The changelings use this fanfic to torture members of the Equestrian Royal Guard to give up information about secret missions. I am forbidding you to do this.

[Applejack enters]

Applejack: I don't mean to interrupt, but I was dared to read it too. I think we should read it at the same time Pinkie, what do you think?

Pinkie Pie: Works for me.

[Luna enters with a letter]

Celestia: Any luck, Luna?

Luna: He gave me this letter. He said that he will report the fanfic, but it must be read by four princesses, a member of the Royal Guard at any rank, two earth ponies, two pegasi, and a unicorn before anything can take effect.

Applejack: I know who you're talking about, Princess Luna, and he's telling the God's honest truth. Even if he is a bit, what's the word, off.

Luna: Thou knows thou doesn't need to be formal with me. However, he did say something about a writer by the name of 'Nostalgia Cop' who also told the God's honest truth in a review on the site and on his YouTube channel.

Cadence: I read his review of it on the site, and it's the God's honest truth.

Applejack: Pinkie and I were dared to do this, we can't risk getting punished. Even if you forbid us, we'll still get punished.

Celestia: What's the punishment if you two don't read the fanfic?

Pinkie Pie[sobbing]: We have to sleep with each other.

Applejack: I don't want to have to do that to Pinkie, she's my friend.

Luna: Who dared thou?

Pinkie Pie: Applejack dared me.

Applejack: On accident, I was daring Rainbow Dash to read it, but she had a dare pass. She told me that I had to dare you when that pass came into play on her turn. It wasn't her turn, but she put her dare pass into play. I was about to tell her it wasn't her turn, but she told you that I dared you to read it. I never dared you. I was then dared to read it, because Rainbow Dash dared me to. I never wanted to do this either, but I have no choice.

Celestia: I will not stand for this. You should have used a dare pass.

Applejack: I had no dare pass to use. Rainbow Dash had won it after we all placed bets on it. I'm sorry, Princess...

Celestia: You don't have to be formal with me, Applejack, and I understand where you're coming from. However, I can't let you do this. This fanfic is a torture device.

[Rainbow Dash barges in]

Rainbow Dash: I hope I'm not interrupting anything, because I see two mares who have less than five hours to finish the dare. Otherwise, they will be punished to the fullest extent. Also, they added in that it will be recorded and posted on YouTube.

Unknown Voice: WHAT?!

Rainbow Dash: Who said that?

[A flash of light appears then disappears. A colt is standing in the room]

Mysterious Colt: I did.

Twilight: Who are you?

Mysterious Colt: I'm sorry, where are my manners. Hello I'm the Nostalgia Cop, I read it so you don't have to.

Shining Armor: Were you insane when you read that fanfic?

Nostalgia Cop: I was actually. I just happen to be in the neighborhood , and I couldn't help but overhear something about a punishment involving two mares having sex with one another while being video taped. Then, that video being put on YouTube for all to see. Well, that's not happening. I'm not going to let that happen, and if you're not down with that. I've got three words for ya. DEAL WITH IT!

[Nostalgia Cop disappears in a flash of light]

Cadence: Well that was blunt.

Rainbow Dash: I don't give a flying feather what he says, it's in writing. So what's it gonna be, Applejack? Will you and Pinkie read the fanfic, or be called lesponies for the rest of your lives.

Twilight: I'm not going to stand for this, Rainbow Dash. You call off the dare right now, and that's an order!

Rainbow Dash: You've got five seconds to decide, starting now. Five.

Twilight: Stop it, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Four.

Cadence: Cut it out, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Three.

Shining Armor: You don't know what you're going to put them through if they read that fanfic.

Rainbow Dash: Two.

Celestia and Luna[in their royal Canterlot voices]: That's enough, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: One.

Twilight, Shining Armor, Cadence, Celestia and Luna: RAINBOW DASH STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

Rainbow Dash: Zero.

Applejack: I'LL READ THE DAMN FANFIC, OKAY. ARE YOU HAPPY YOU NO GOOD BITCH? HUH, ARE YOU HAPPY? IF PINKIE PIE AND I END UP GOING CRAZY AFTER READING THIS, I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO BITCH CIDER!

[Everypony stands silent. Rainbow Dash grins.]

Rainbow Dash: I knew you'd come to your senses. You just saved yourself from a lifetime of rumors and embarrassment. Go on you two, get to reading. Just be lucky you don't have to read it out loud.

To be continued...