Author's Note: Hey guys and gals, hope I didn't keep you waiting for a new story. Well this is a different type of story. Recently I read the fanfic 'Cupcakes' and it was God awful. I see why the FanFic Critic contemplated (thought of) suicide. Well, this is what I think the reactions of the characters of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' might be like. Here's Princess Twilight Sparkle's reaction to 'Cupcakes' and there are others following her. So without further adieu, here's her reaction.

[Twilight opens up the fanfic 'Cupcakes']

Twilight: Well, time to see why everypony wants me to read this. I just hope that I'm not in here.

[Twilight reads the summary]

Twilight: Okay, I'm not in here. That's good, I think. Okay, lets read the first chapter.

[Twilight reads chapter one]

Twilight: Oh. My. God. Tell me I did NOT just read that. I just hope that chapter two is better. At least in chapter one Pinkie Pie gave Rainbow Dash a cupcake that made her go to sleep. I hope nothing bad happens in chapter two.

[Twilight reads chapter two]

Twilight: Did I just read that correctly? There must be a typo in here somewhere. Pinkie Pie isn't a serial killer. She's a happy-go-lucky, party throwing pony. She isn't doing what I think she's doing, is she? No. No. Impossible. That can't be happening. Let's see what happens in chapter three.

[Twilight reads chapter three]

Twilight: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I normally don't use this type of language, but I have to in this case. I wonder how many ponies reviewed this.

[Twilight sees the number of reviews]

Twilight: That many reviews. I think I should see what these reviews say.

[Twilight sees the reviews]

Twilight: Ponies actually LIKE this fanfic? I think I agree with this author named 'Nostalgia Cop' because he or she put down the God's honest truth. I need to find a Bible because I need Jesus. The author could have at least put down a warning saying that Pinkie Pie was out of character. That would have been a WHOLE lot better. He or she could have said that Pinkie Pie had an alter ego that was a serial killer, but did that happen? NOOOOOOOOOOO. Instead the author put out this piece of bullshit and never did anything right. It's completely flawed, it's terrible, it's horrible, it's... it's... HORRIBIFUCKUS! I can't believe I just quoted the 'Nostalgia Critic' while describing this fanfic. That's how God awful this is. I need to read a Bible.

[Twilight closes the fanfic 'Cupcakes' and goes to read a Bible]

Twilight: Here it is. I think I should start in Genesis then work my way up.

[Twilight reads the Bible when her brother, Shining Armor, walks in]

Shining Armor: How's my sister doing today?

Twilight: I nearly lost my mind reading a fanfic. That's why I'm reading a Bible right now. I need Jesus.

Shining Armor: The fanfic was that bad, huh?

Twilight: Yeah, it was.

Shining Armor: I need to read that fanfic for myself.

Twilight: Do so at your own risk.

Shining Armor: Okay then, time to see the name of the fanfic.

To Be Continued...

Author's Note: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. How will Shining Armor react to this fanfic? Find out next time. Aren't cliffhangers the best?

Author's Note: I'm probably going to work on another story after this one that brings the characters of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' and the characters of 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit' together. Let me know if you have a good name for it. Anyways, here's Shining Armor's reaction. For those who didn't read the first chapter, I've added in a recap of it in this chapter. Seeming how I left it at a cliffhanger. Anyways, here's chapter two.

Previously...

Twilight: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I need Jesus.

[Shining Armor walks in while Twilight is reading a Bible]

Shining Armor: It's that bad, huh? I need to read this fanfic for myself.

Twilight: Do so at your own risk.

Now, on with the fanfic...

[Shining Armor opens up the fanfic 'Cupcakes']

Shining Armor: Time to see what's got Twily to the point where she has to read the Bible. Let's start with the summary.

[Shining Armor reads the summary]

Shining Armor: Okay it has Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie in it. I wonder what happens. Time to find out, let's read chapter one.

[Shining Armor reads chapter one]

Shining Armor: Okay, that's creepy. I wonder what was in that cupcake that made Rainbow Dash fall asleep. Could it have been chlorophorm, or a seditive? I just hope nothing bad happens. Let's read chapter two.

[Shining Armor reads chapter two]

Shining Armor: Oh. My. God. Pinkie Pie isn't like this, she's happy not psychotic. Okay, calm down. Just calm down. It's probably a typo. Let's read chapter three.

[Shining Armor reads chapter three]

Shining Armor: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually need to see some of these reviews.

[Shining Armor reads the reviews]

Shining Armor: This story got good reviews? ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS?! This story is terrible. There's only one word to possibly describe this, and that word is SUPERCRAPAFUCKERIFICEXPIALABULLSHIT! I just quoted the Nostalgia Critic. I actually agree with this author named 'Nostalgia Cop,' he's preaching to the choir. Now I need Jesus.

[Shining Armor closes the fanfic 'Cupcakes' and joins Twilight]

Shining Armor: I hope you have room for me, because I need Jesus now.

Twilight: I told you so.

[Cadence walks in]

Cadence: Hey you two, what are you doing?

Twilight: Reading a Bible.

Cadence: Why?

Shining Armor: Because we both read a fanfic that was God awful.

Cadence: That bad?

Twilight: Yep. I wouldn't read it if I were you.

Shining Armor: I'd listen to her.

Cadence: I'd actually like to read it myself. I was asked to read a fanfic called 'Cupcakes,' and I was hoping you had it in here somewhere.

[Twilight and Shining Armor look at Cadence]

Cadence: What?

Shining Armor: That's the fanfic we just read.

Cadence: Are you serious? I'm definately reading it now.

Twilight: Do so at your own risk

To be continued...

Author's Note: Well, that's another chapter down. Wait until you see the next chapter. Also, I'll be adding in summaries of the previous chapters, as seen in this chapter. Until the next chapter, keep calm and DON'T read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.'

Author's Note: This is the last author's note I'm doing for this story. I hope you can understand that I have a lot on my mind right now. So, anyways, this chapter contains Princess Mi Amore Cadenza/Princess Cadence's reaction. Enjoy.

Previously...

Shining Armor: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! Now I need Jesus.

[Shining Armor joins Twilight]

Twilight: I told you so.

[Cadence enters]

Cadence: What are you two doing?

Twilight: Reading a Bible.

Shining Armor: We read a God awful fanfic.

Twilight: I wouldn't read it if I were you.

Shining Armor: I'd listen to her.

Cadence: Well, I was asked to read a fanfic called 'Cupcakes,' and I was wanting to know if you had it here?

Shining Armor: That's the fanfic we just read.

Cadence: I'm definately reading it now.

Twilight: Do so at your own risk.

Now, on with the fanfic...

[Cadence opens up the fanfic 'Cupcakes']

Cadence: Time to see what has them all worked up. Let's read the summary.

[Cadence reads the summary]

Cadence: Okay, the summary is a bit confusing. Let's read chapter one, maybe it will clear some things up.

[Cadence reads chapter one]

Cadence: Okay, that's even more confusing. Let's read chapter two, maybe something will be explained.

[Cadence reads chapter two]

Cadence: Oh my... Dear Celestia, who wrote this? Calm down, calm down, don't panic. Let's just read chapter three and hope nothing bad happens.

[Cadence reads chapter three]

Cadence: Oh my God! I can't explain what I just read. I just can't explain it. What did I just read? What the fuck did I just read? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I never use that language. I've gone insane.

[Cadence runs to Twilight and Shining Armor]

Cadence: Make some room, I'm joining you. I need Jesus more than you two put together.

Twilight and Shining Armor: We told you so.

[Princesses Celestia and Luna enter]

Celestia: Why are you three reading a Bible?

Luna: I think they read a bad fanfic.

Cadence: You're right, we did read a bad fanfic. It was God awful. I forgot to close it on Twilight's computer. Read it at your own risk.

Celestia: What's the name of this fanfic?

Twilight, Shining Armor, and Cadence: 'Cupcakes.'

Celestia and Luna: WHAT?!

Luna: That's impossible, thou is telling a lie. That fanfic was removed ages ago. I reported it thyself.

Celestia: She's telling the truth.

Luna: Sayeth what, now?

Celestia: Look.

[Celestia points to Twilight's computer. Luna looks to see the first chapter of the fanfic 'Cupcakes' on the screen]

Luna: Who asked thou to read this?

Twilight: I was asked by everypony in Ponyville.

Cadence: I was asked by everypony in Manehattan.

Shining Armor: I read it because Twilight was freaking out over it.

Celestia: It appears we have to find a cure for this. Nopony should have to read the Bible after reading a fanfic.

Luna: I'll search for it thyself. With help, of course.

Cadence: Who will help you find a cure for this monstrosity?

Luna: The one colt who read it and kept his sanity. I'll search for him. Thou shall stay here until I return.

[Luna turns to leave. Celestia stops her.]

Celestia: Be careful, Luna.

Luna: I will, Celestia.

[Luna leaves]

Celestia: I've never read this fanfic, I've only heard of it. Perhaps I should read it when I get back to Canterlot.

[Pinkie Pie enters]

Pinkie Pie: Am I interrupting something?

Celestia: No, not at all.

Pinkie Pie: May I come in, Twilight?

Twilight: Yes, Pinkie, you may.

Pinkie Pie: I have a question.

Twilight: What is it?

Pinkie Pie: Is there a fanfic about me having an alter ego that's a crazed and homicidal maniac who kills ponies and puts their insides into cupcakes?

[Twilight looks at Pinkie Pie]

Twilight: Sadly, there is. I hope you don't read it.

Pinkie Pie: I was dared to read it.

Twilight, Shining Armor, Cadence and Celestia: WHAT?!

Pinkie Pie: I was having a slumber party with Applejack, and I was dared to read a fanfic that gave me and alter ego who was a crazed and homicidal maniac who killed ponies and put their insides into cupcakes. I never even picked to take a dare. I chose truth, but Applejack dared me to read it. I have to read it, it's a dare.

Celestia: You don't have to put yourself through such torture. The changelings use this fanfic to torture members of the Equestrian Royal Guard to give up information about secret missions. I am forbidding you to do this.

[Applejack enters]

Applejack: I don't mean to interrupt, but I was dared to read it too. I think we should read it at the same time Pinkie, what do you think?

Pinkie Pie: Works for me.

[Luna enters with a letter]

Celestia: Any luck, Luna?

Luna: He gave me this letter. He said that he will report the fanfic, but it must be read by four princesses, a member of the Royal Guard at any rank, two earth ponies, two pegasi, and a unicorn before anything can take effect.

Applejack: I know who you're talking about, Princess Luna, and he's telling the God's honest truth. Even if he is a bit, what's the word, off.

Luna: Thou knows thou doesn't need to be formal with me. However, he did say something about a writer by the name of 'Nostalgia Cop' who also told the God's honest truth in a review on the site and on his YouTube channel.

Cadence: I read his review of it on the site, and it's the God's honest truth.

Applejack: Pinkie and I were dared to do this, we can't risk getting punished. Even if you forbid us, we'll still get punished.

Celestia: What's the punishment if you two don't read the fanfic?

Pinkie Pie[sobbing]: We have to sleep with each other.

Applejack: I don't want to have to do that to Pinkie, she's my friend.

Luna: Who dared thou?

Pinkie Pie: Applejack dared me.

Applejack: On accident, I was daring Rainbow Dash to read it, but she had a dare pass. She told me that I had to dare you when that pass came into play on her turn. It wasn't her turn, but she put her dare pass into play. I was about to tell her it wasn't her turn, but she told you that I dared you to read it. I never dared you. I was then dared to read it, because Rainbow Dash dared me to. I never wanted to do this either, but I have no choice.

Celestia: I will not stand for this. You should have used a dare pass.

Applejack: I had no dare pass to use. Rainbow Dash had won it after we all placed bets on it. I'm sorry, Princess...

Celestia: You don't have to be formal with me, Applejack, and I understand where you're coming from. However, I can't let you do this. This fanfic is a torture device.

[Rainbow Dash barges in]

Rainbow Dash: I hope I'm not interrupting anything, because I see two mares who have less than five hours to finish the dare. Otherwise, they will be punished to the fullest extent. Also, they added in that it will be recorded and posted on YouTube.

Unknown Voice: WHAT?!

Rainbow Dash: Who said that?

[A flash of light appears then disappears. A colt is standing in the room]

Mysterious Colt: I did.

Twilight: Who are you?

Mysterious Colt: I'm sorry, where are my manners. Hello I'm the Nostalgia Cop, I read it so you don't have to.

Shining Armor: Were you insane when you read that fanfic?

Nostalgia Cop: I was actually. I just happen to be in the neighborhood , and I couldn't help but overhear something about a punishment involving two mares having sex with one another while being video taped. Then, that video being put on YouTube for all to see. Well, that's not happening. I'm not going to let that happen, and if you're not down with that. I've got three words for ya. DEAL WITH IT!

[Nostalgia Cop disappears in a flash of light]

Cadence: Well that was blunt.

Rainbow Dash: I don't give a flying feather what he says, it's in writing. So what's it gonna be, Applejack? Will you and Pinkie read the fanfic, or be called lesponies for the rest of your lives.

Twilight: I'm not going to stand for this, Rainbow Dash. You call off the dare right now, and that's an order!

Rainbow Dash: You've got five seconds to decide, starting now. Five.

Twilight: Stop it, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Four.

Cadence: Cut it out, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Three.

Shining Armor: You don't know what you're going to put them through if they read that fanfic.

Rainbow Dash: Two.

Celestia and Luna[in their royal Canterlot voices]: That's enough, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: One.

Twilight, Shining Armor, Cadence, Celestia and Luna: RAINBOW DASH STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

Rainbow Dash: Zero.

Applejack: I'LL READ THE DAMN FANFIC, OKAY. ARE YOU HAPPY YOU NO GOOD BITCH? HUH, ARE YOU HAPPY? IF PINKIE PIE AND I END UP GOING CRAZY AFTER READING THIS, I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO BITCH CIDER!

[Everypony stands silent. Rainbow Dash grins.]

Rainbow Dash: I knew you'd come to your senses. You just saved yourself from a lifetime of rumors and embarrassment. Go on you two, get to reading. Just be lucky you don't have to read it out loud.

To be continued...

Previously...

Cadence: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?!

Celestia: I thought that fanfic was removed!

Luna: It was, I reported it thyself.

Pinkie Pie: Applejack dared me to read it.

Applejack: Rainbow Dash had a dare pass, she couldn't take a dare. I was about to tell her it wasn't her turn, but she wouldn't listen. Rainbow Dash then dared me to read it. We have to read it, or else, we get punished.

: What's the punishment?

Pinkie Pie [sobbing]: We have to sleep together.

Applejack: I don't want to do that to my friend.

Rainbow Dash: You have ten seconds to read the fanfic, otherwise you'll be punished to the fullest extent. Five... Four... Three... Two... One...

Twilight, Luna, Celestia, Cadence and Shining Armor: RAINBOW DASH, STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

Rainbow Dash: Zero.

Applejack: ALRIGHT, I'LL READ THE DAMN FANFIC. IF PINKIE AND I END UP GOING INSANE, I'LL PERSONALLY KILL YOU. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, BITCH? HUH?! ARE YOU HAPPY?!

Rainbow Dash: Just be lucky you don't have to read it out loud.

Now, on with the fanfic...

Applejack [mumbling]: That no good bitch, Rainbow Dash. I swear one of these days she'll be bucked to Tartarus.

[Applejack and Pinkie Pie sit down at the computer]

Pinkie Pie: I can't believe that Rainbow Dash is making us read this.

Applejack: Let's just read the summary of it. Then read the entire story.

[Applejack and Pinkie Pie read the summary]

Pinkie Pie: I hope to God that this one DOESN'T ship Rainbow Dash and I together.

Applejack: I hope so, too. Let's read the first chapter.

[Applejack and Pinkie Pie read chapter one]

Pinkie Pie: I gave her a cupcake and she fell asleep? I'd never do such a thing!

Applejack: I just hope you don't do anything to her that might make her lose her virginity. Let's read chapter two.

[Applejack and Pinkie Pie read chapter two]

Pinkie Pie: I don't put ponies in my cupcakes! I'm not a cannible, I'm not Jack the Ripper or Hannible Lector, I'm a party throwing pony!

Applejack: I said that karma would catch up to Rainbow Dash, but this isn't what I meant by it! Let's read chapter three.

[Applejack and Pinkie Pie read chapter three]

Applejack and Pinkie Pie: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST READ?!

Pinkie Pie: I'm not a serial killer, I'd never kill my friends.

Applejack: Did we just go insane?

Pinkie Pie: Yes, I think we did.

Applejack: RAINBOW DASH!

Rainbow Dash: Uh-Oh.

[Rainbow Dash turns to leave but is caught by Applejack's lasso]

Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Please don't kill me, I plea mercy.

Applejack: It's time you felt our pain.

[Applejack pulls Rainbow Dash to the computer]

Applejack: Since you've used up your dare pass...

Twilight: Oh no.

Applejack: Rainbow Dash, I dare you to read this fanfic.

Rainbow Dash: What have I done.

To be continued...

Previously...

Applejack and Pinkie Pie: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST READ?!

Applejack: RAINBOW DASH!

Rainbow Dash: Uh-Oh.

[Rainbow Dash turns to leave but get's caught by Applejack's lasso]

Applejack: It's about time you felt our pain.

Twilight: Oh no.

Applejack: Rainbow Dash, I dare you to read this fanfic.

Rainbow Dash: What have I done?

Now, on with the fanfic...

[Rainbow Dash sits down at the computer]

Rainbow Dash: Fine, I'll read the fanfic.

Applejack: Good, glad you see it our way.

[Applejack removes the lasso off of Rainbow Dash]

Rainbow Dash: Let's start with the summary.

[Rainbow Dash reads the summary]

Rainbow Dash: Is this a shipfic? I guess I have to find out, let's read chapter one.

[Rainbow Dash reads chapter one]

Rainbow Dash: Okay, now it's starting to look like I'm going to get raped by Pinkie. I'm not jumping to conclusions, let's read chapter two.

[Rainbow Dash reads chapter two]

Rainbow Dash: I'm being made into a cupcake?! This suddenly got dark. Let's read chapter three.

[Rainbow Dash reads chapter three]

Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST MAKE APPLEJACK AND PINKIE PIE READ?! I'VE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!

Applejack: I take it you've learned your lesson.

Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah. Lesson learned. NEVER read a fanfic like that again.

Luna: Thou is lucky to have learned that lesson. However, I'm canceling the rest of the slumber party.

[Fluttershy enters]

Fluttershy: I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Celestia: Of course not, come in.

Fluttershy: I was just wanting to know if a colt by the name of 'The Analyst' came by.

Luna: I'm afraid he hasn't, why do you ask?

Fluttershy: I was dared to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes' by Angel.

Celestia: If you read that fanfic you'll certainly go insane.

Fluttershy: That's the problem, I'm wanting 'The Analyst' to accompany me while reading it.

[Rarity enters]

Rarity: I do apologize for barging in, but I couldn't help but overhear that Fluttershy was dared to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.' Is this true?

Fluttershy: Sadly it is.

Rarity: I was asked by Filthy Rich to read it. Maybe we can read it together.

Fluttershy: I agree. Although, Princess Celestia warned me that I might go insane.

Rarity: Well then it's a good thing I brought some drinks for everyone to calm their minds.

[Rarity brings in a cooler and opens it]

Rarity: Feel free to take some, but leave some for everypony else.

Applejack: I can make some Coca-Cola Icee's with these.

Rarity: I guess you could, but make them all large. I have a feeling we need them.

Fluttershy: I just hope it doesn't involve rape.

Rarity: Did something happen to you, Fluttershy?

Fluttershy: I don't want to talk about it right now.

Rarity: Oh, okay then. Shall we get started.

Fluttershy: Let's get this over with.

To be continued...

Previously...

Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST MAKE APPLEJACK AND PINKIE PIE READ?! I'VE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!

Applejack: I take it you've learned your lesson.

Rainbow Dash: I've definitely learned my lesson.

[Fluttershy enters]

Fluttershy: I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I was wondering if a colt by the name of 'The Analyst' stopped by here. I was dared by Angel to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.'

Celestia: If you read that fanfic, you'll certainly go insane.

[Rarity enters]

Rarity: I do apologize for barging in, but I overheard Fluttershy say that she was dared to read the fanfic 'Cupcakes.' I was asked by Filthy Rich to read it. Maybe, perhaps, we could read it together. I also brought drinks for everyone to calm their minds.

Applejack: I could make some Coca-Cola Icee's out of these.

Rarity: I guess you could, but make them all large. I have a feeling we'll need them.

Fluttershy: I just hope that it doesn't involve rape.

Rarity: Did something happen to you, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: I don't want to talk about it right now.

Rarity: I see, well let's get started.

Now on with the fanfic...

[Fluttershy and Rarity sit down at the computer]

Rarity: Okay, let's start with the description.

Fluttershy: Agreed.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read the description]

Rarity: Oh my, it barely has any information.

Fluttershy: I agree, it lacks detail.

Rarity: Let's read chapter one, shall we?

Fluttershy: Yes, let's.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read chapter one]

Rarity: Oh my, I didn't expect THAT to happen.

Fluttershy: I've never seen Rainbow Dash fall asleep after eating one of Pinkie's cupcakes.

Rarity: Let's read chapter two.

Fluttershy: Agreed.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read chapter two]

Rarity: Oh... My... God... What in the name of Celestia is happening?

Fluttershy: I seems like Pinkie's turning Rainbow Dash into a cupcake.

Rarity: Let's read chapter three.

Fluttershy: Agreed.

[Rarity and Fluttershy read chapter three]

Rarity and Fluttershy: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST READ?!

Twilight [nervously]: Applejack, are you almost done?

Applejack: Just finished actually. Why?

Rainbow Dash: We need two of them, STAT!

Applejack: I'm on it.

[Applejack brings Rarity and Fluttershy an Icee]

Applejack: I think this would help.

Rarity: Thank you, Applejack. I greatly appreciate it.

Fluttershy: Yes, thank you.

Applejack: No problem, it might just calm you down.

Rarity: I must say this is an atrocity. Who would write such a thing?

Fluttershy: Someone with psychological problems.

Rarity: I agree with that.

Luna: Sister, dost thou think we should read it?

Celestia: I think we need to find out what happened to Fluttershy first.

Fluttershy: Well, now that I've read this God awful fanfic, I feel like I should tell you what happened to me.

Cadence: We're all ears.

Fluttershy: I was raped, or sexually assaulted, as Rarity would put it.

Everyone in the room: *gasp* WHAT?!

Nostalgia Cop: WHAT?!

The Analyst: WHAT?!

Jakob Anderson: WHAT?!

Modern Day Video Game Nerd (MDVGN): WHAT?!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: WHAT?!

WWE Universe: WHAT?!

Fanfiction writers: WHAT?!

Everypony and everybody else: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Fluttershy: I didn't want to say anything at first, but I figured I couldn't keep it from my friends.

Twilight: Who did this to you?

Rarity: Was it Discord?

Fluttershy: No it wasn't Discord, it was...

Diamond Tiara: Well, well, well. Look who we have here. If it isn't Equestia's first rape victim.

Silver Spoon: We know how you feel actually.

Fluttershy: Huh?

Diamond Tiara: She's right. Our parents had to watch all that happen. No one should have to go through that.

Celestia: I agree, but who raped her?

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon: Prince Blueblood.

Nostalgia Cop: OH HELL NO. HE'S A DEAD MAN WALKING NOW. HE BETTER HIDE, OTHERWISE HE'S GETTING A BULLET IN HIS SKULL!

[Discord enters]

Discord: Now, now, Nostalgia Cop. Don't rush to conclusions.

Silver Spoon: We saw everything. Diamond Tiara and I almost got raped ourselves.

Nostalgia Cop: OKAY, NOW HE'S DEAD!

Discord: Take it easy, Nostalgia Cop, you don't want to scare him off.

[Prince Blueblood enters]

Blueblood: My how lovely a sight, everypony's here.

Nostalgia Cop: YOU!

Blueblood: Oh my, you must be Nostalgia Cop. I've heard a lot about you.

[Nostalgia Cop disappears from the screen]

MDVGN: Where'd he go?

The Analyst: Beats me.

MDVGN: Jakob, don't you know where he went, he's YOUR alter-ego after all.

Jakob Anderson: So are you. I don't know where he'd be goi- oh shit.

Blueblood: What is it?

Jakob Anderson: You'd better run, Blueblood.

Blueblood: Why?

[Nostalgia Cop appears in the room]

MDVGN: You're about to die.

Nostalgia Cop: I'M GONNA KILL YOU YA SON OF A BITCH!

Blueblood: OH SHIT!

[Blueblood runs. Nostalgia Cop chases after him. Cue Benny Hill chase music]

Celestia: This is funny.

Twilight: I agree.

[Everyone laughs. Blueblood is chased all across Equestria, Canada, France, and the United States. Blueblood gets caught and is brought back to the room they started in]

Nostalgia Cop: I have the perfect punishment for you.

Blueblood: Please don't make me read that atrocity of a fanfic. Please, I'm begging you!

Celestia: I agree with Nostalgia Cop.

Luna: Thou must be punished for his crimes.

Blueblood: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

To be continued...

Previously...

Rarity and Fluttershy: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST READ?!

Rainbow Dash: We need two Icee's, STAT!

Applejack: These might calm your nerves.

Rarity: Thank you, Applejack.

Fluttershy: Yes, thank you.

Luna: Dost thou think we should read this?

Celestia: Let's find out what happened to Fluttershy first.

Fluttershy: I was raped.

Everyone (excluding Discord and Blueblood): WHAT?!

Jakob Anderson and his alter-egos: WHAT?!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: WHAT?!

WWE Universe: WHAT?!

Fanfiction writers: WHAT?!

Everypony else in Equestria (excluding Discord and Blueblood): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Rarity: Who did this?

[Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara enter]

Silver Spoon: Prince Blueblood. Diamond Tiara and I almost got raped ourselves.

Nostalgia Cop: OKAY, HE'S DEAD!

[Blueblood enters]

Blueblood: Oh, well everypony's here.

Jakob Anderson: You might want to run.

Blueblood: Why?

MDVGN: You're about to die.

Nostalgia Cop: I'M GONNA KILL YOU YA SON OF A BITCH!

Blueblood: OH SHIT!

[Nostalgia Cop chases Blueblood, catches him, and takes him back to the room they started in]

Nostalgia Cop: I've got the perfect punishment for you.

Celestia: I agree with Nostalgia Cop.

Blueblood: Please don't make me read that atrocity of a fanfic. Please, I'm begging you.

Luna: Thou must be punished for his crimes.

Blueblood: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Now on with the fanfic...

[Blueblood sits down at the computer]

Blueblood: I'm such an idiot. Let's just read the summary.

[Blueblood reads the summary]

Blueblood: There's no detail. Let's read chapter one.

[Blueblood reads chapter one]

Blueblood: This chapter is more confusing than the summary. Let's read chapter two.

[Blueblood reads chapter two]

Blueblood: Oh my... Ugh... This is horrid. Let's read chapter three.

[Blueblood reads chapter three]

Blueblood: O_O WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! I see why this was my punishment and not having to write a report on the consequences of breaking the law. I'm deeply sorry, Fluttershy. Can you ever forgive me?

Fluttershy: As long as you've learned your lesson, then yes.

Celestia: Say, Analyst, I need a favor done.

The Analyst: What would that favor be?

Celestia: I need you to help Nostalgia Cop write a fanfic.

The Analyst: What is this fanfic about?

Celestia: Basically, the fanfic is gonna be about a young colt who goes and finds his calling in life in the land of Equestria.

The Analyst: Already a work in progress. I'm currently making a rough draft right now. What do you want the story to be called?

Celestia: A young colt's journey.

The Analyst: Already titled. I kind of figured you'd want me to do this, so I went ahead and prepared for it.

Celestia: Smart man.

Jakob Anderson: He's the smart side of me.

Rainbow Dash: What's MDVGN?

Jakob Anderson: He's the gaming side of me.

Applejack: Nostalgia Cop?

Jakob Anderson: He's the crazy side of me.

Cadence: Wow.

Twilight Sparkle: Ya think?

Jakob Anderson: That's my line!

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, I just like saying that.

Jakob Anderson: Same here.

Discord: I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX!

Jakob Anderson: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Discord: Sorry.

Celestia: I know a punishment for you for betraying us.

Discord: I have to read the fanfic, don't I?

[Celestia shakes her head]

Discord: Aw poo.

To be continued...