Okay, guys! Let's get started with the commentary! I deleted the author's notes because really, do YOU want to read that shit? My commentary will be in bold.

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so aftre colt an i haf sex, Yeah. Never letting anyone see that. How about we don't and say we did? we git maried agan an reneewd our voes. When she's already married to Santiago, a man who's never left her side, she'll be getting married to Colt, who got his knickers in a knot because Santiago was the father of her baby,even though 1. the baby was not expected, and 2. they were in a three-way, so it wasn't like Butterfly was cheating on him. Butterfly Rose, Santiago, and Colt Cobain: a relationship that works.

so then after we dod that graez grol The fact you put Dave Grohl in this story makes my inner Foo Fighters fan slam its head against a cinder block. and the othre giy on NOrvana ...You mean...Kris Novoselic? I don't like Nirvana that much and I knew that. Care to know how? LOREN TOLD ME. HA. met uo wit us.

"hey so guys" graze aked uss afta da weding Not during their vows. That would just be rude. "u wnaa go 2 a conret?" DUDE. YOU DON'T USE NUMBERS INSTEAD OF WORDS. DAMNIT.

"OK!11" Maybe your "OK!11" can be your always. (I'm sorry. She uses that word all the time. I had to...) an si wee wnet in2 colt cobians car wich wuz a lamborgini. I'd rather not look up what type of car Kurt Cobain had while he was with us, but judging by his personality, he wouldn't blow his money on some fancy car that's meant for speeding over two hundred miles per hour when he could only maybe go 65 on the interstate. Just tossing that out there.

and sooo it wuz da basist guy Kris. No. Vo. Selic. If you take ANYTHING from this Camille, please take THIS. grez grol me santoago an clot cobian No, commas? gto 2 da concret an guess woo wuz prefroming? Judging by your amazing lack of description, I'm gonna say...it's a mashup between 98 Degrees, Duran Duran, Tenacious D, Selena Gomez, Hatsune Miku, Nelly Furtado, the cast of gLee from Season 2, and Starbomb, with Bon Jovi, Five Finger Death Punch, and the hologram of 2Pac as openers. NOEN TREES!111111111111 Ah well. I tried. (AN: OMG NOEN TRES IS COMIN IN TWON DA TICS R VREY EXPNESIVE BUTT MADLYN AN I WERE GOIN RITE MADLYM?/ :DD Haha nope. I brought it up one time in class, and then you were all like "OMG I LOVE THEM!" and when you heard I was going you thought you were too, because apparently your brain works like that. So even if you didn't call me a bitch on the Internet, the answer would still be no. Sorry, princess.

"OOOH OOOH U GIT ME IN DA MOD MOOD" da man gyu snag. Tyler Glenn. Just saying, it's kinda important you know the LEAD SINGER OF A BAND BEFORE YOU RAG ON YOUR FRIEND TO GO SEE THEM WITH THEM WHEN THE TICKETS ARE A HUNDRED DOLLARS A PIECE.

"I NO DATS WEN MA HEARTS CONTENT" NO COMMENT. (AN: GYUS DIS IS MU FAV SNOG RITE NO I CANT WAIT 2 SE TI LIVE) Yeah, and maybe then you'll get the lyrics right.

colt an snatioag That name though. For someone you have a thing for, that word. Just. Holy. SHIT. and i we maed otu wile thye weer singin an colt and snatiago mad out 2 They're gay, everyone. You can all go home now. and yah dat wuz realy hott. ;D Good to know you take pleasure in watching your newlywed husbands make out, especially when one of them is a dead over-aged married rockstar who had a daughter of his own...I think I'm just gonna keep saying that until maybe, just MAYBE, my point gets across. adn thne madlyn da pony coms out an we moshpited beacuz dats wuts were gona do son!1111 I walk in on the best time: I also get to watch the pony version of Kurt Cobain and the pony version of Loren's boyfriend get to second base while listening to the sweet tunes of Tyler Glenn.

btu then we trun arund an saw dat... You found a plot that works.

graze gorl an da basist guy KRIS. JESUS. WERE HAVIN SEXXXXXXXXX!111111111111 it wuz on da blechers an they wree felin ech otha upp it wuz really shockin butt lik seriosly wired 2 OMG. OoO

...Okay. Three things:

1. Both of these men are taken, and one of them has two young kids. I honestly have nothing against preferences, but really...this is 34 different flavors of wrong. Also, if you plan on a ship, know the names of BOTH of the people you are shipping. THEIR NAMES.

2. What's so shocking about it? You've already had Twilite do it with Spike, killed Hanna by making her eyeballs explode, and had a daughter in, like, ten minutes. A Swahili Yoshi could ride out with Nicholas Cage armed with a marshmallow gun and shoot you in the tits and I would probably be unphased at this point.

3. And the biggest one of all, what's so weird about two guys making out? Disregarding number 1 for a moment, think for a moment how you literally just witnessed your two husbands make out in front of you, in pony form, and one of them just so happens to be, again, DEAD. That. Is. WEIRD. And yes, like I said before, watching Dave and Kris have sex or whatever sex is in your twisted little mind is kind of strange, but not as weird as watching your own husbands do it in front of you at a Neon Trees concert.

JUST SAYING.

"omg man i luv u an men it" graze grol sad ass he unziped hiss pants and lte ot hiss u kno. WELL THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY NOW EVERYONE CAN GO HOME BYE.

"I LUV U 2" it wuz beutiflu watchin thos 2 fnid themsleves an relize hye wer da 1s 4 ech otha.And creepy to say it's "beautiful" and whatever. It's also weird, but so are Swahili Yoshis. Move along. btu ten somthin hapned...LOREN SAVED THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

"OMG GRZE WUT U DO?"

IT WUZ......Nicholas Cage? RINBOW DASH!1111111111 SHE WLAKED IN THRU DA BAK DOR OF DA CONRET. Because they wanted to keep the front door locked in order to avoid ticket sales. she swa grazes you kno an she wuz sda wen shee swa in wut contect he showd it in an whoo 2. Meh. I can relate. I would be upset if my boyfriend whipped out his crown jewels and showed them to a guy I didn't know the name of yet kept referring to him as "basist man" too. she rna out da dor Did you put those one hundred dollars to good use, Rainbow Dash? an i didnt kno wut 2 fel. grze an da basist they wer stil makn out tho.

...And on that note, I'm through with this garbage for now. Screw all of this. I'm off to go watch Breaking Bad.

Later lovelies!

-Madelyn