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"OMG, Kurt!" I gasped as the twenty-seven-yeard-old walked into the room. (AN: I know it's under-aged, but this is FanFiction. Use your imagination, OK? :)) "What're you doing here?

"I missed you too much, Butterfly." he sat next to me on the bed and said, "I love you. You're the only one for me and I mean that."

I gasped.

"...Really?"

He smiled, brushing his hand gracefully through my luscious, rainbow hair.

"Yeah." And he kissed me. It felt so right. But then, something crazy happened!

"OH HELL NO!" Santiago took Kurt Cobain by the hair and threw him off the bed. This pissed off Kurt as he reeled back his fist and punched Santiago across the face. A few moments passed until they were REALLY fighting! I screamed, getting out of the way, and they had the fight as far away from me as possible so I wouldn't get hurt. (AN: Isn't that sweet?! :*D)

"HOW DARE YOU MAKE OUT WITH MY WIFE!"

"SHE'S MY WIFE YOU IDIOT!"

"SHUT UP!"

"YOU SHUT UP!"

Kurt hit Santiago with a guitar while Santiago whipped out his light saber, (AN: Santiago, do you like Star Wars? O.O) and stabbed Kurt in the heart, but he's dead but not really and didn't feel any pain. The fight continued, and I was honored that they were fighting over me! :D But I saw that they were both being hurt badly. Santiago had a bruise on his head, while Kurt had a stab wound from the light saber. This couldn't continue...but I had to choose.

On one hand, Santiago loved me so much and regretted all the other idiots he ever went out with. He CLEARLY wanted to do it with me, and he thought I was sexy, while I thought he was sexy too. But on the other hand, Kurt made out with me earlier, and he was talented and stuff. He was loyal, putting his trust in me, and I imagined him as being a good dad and stuff.

I then cried feeling so much emotion well up inside of me...

"WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE?!" I sobbed, and they stopped fighting. They felt bad for fighting, and they shook hands, doing what they could to make me happy.

"I'm sorry we started fighting, Camille..." Santiago said.

"And I'm sorry for making out with her without your permission." Kurt said to Santiago.

I realized that these two were real gentlemen, and I couldn't have one without the other. So I said, "I think we should stay together again and raise our baby together no matter who the daddy is!" and they agreed with me. But then...a hooded figure ran into the bedroom...

And in a flash...

I WAS GONE!

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