*These are fireworks. They work fire*
Dragon Roberts: Welcome much to Firday Night Silbume. It's bound eventfulness.
Whooves: God dammit Roberts, I was supposed to do the entry.
Roberts: I introduce quality though.
Discord: It's true, his introduction is much more interesting that your usual travel Whooves.
Roberts: Thanks Discrod.
Whooves: God, at this rate I'm going to be bonkers come month's end.
*Out of time,so say good-bye!*
Whooves: Here comes Commander Hurricane, who was once again foiled last week by a strange masked assailant, however it seems she left her bodyguards and Squire behind tonight.
Discord: She can handle herself without them for one night.
-Commander Hurricane enters the ring with mic in hand-
Commander Hurricane: I stand before you, as a warrior filled with rage and frustration. Last week, a pathetic coward who still hides their face once again interfered in my affairs. An honorless rat who has no business being here, and no stake in MY battle with Daring Do. No searching I do will bring this plebian out of hiding, so….I'll play it their way. Last week, during the cowardly act of attacking my Squire, this masked figure dropped a note. The note instructed me to appear tonight on Sublime without any of my usual here I am, I'm fully confident in my ability to defeat this slime on my own, afterall, if they were a worthy opponent they wouldn't of been hiding all this time. So, whoever you are, I did what you want, now show yourself!
-A few moments and nothing happens-
Hurricane: Did you hear me? I said BRING YOUR WORTHLESS DUNG SHOVELING SELF OUT HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
*I'm a cult of personality!*
Roberts: Genarel Maneger Celesita!
-Commander Hurricane looks at Celestia with an unamused face-
Hurricane: This is not the time nor the place for your antics Celestia. I'm ready to mercilessly beat the first person who crosses me tonight, even you.
Celestia: First off, it's General Manager Celestia to , you wouldn't have the , the reason I'm out here. -The masked figure steps out on to the stage- Your challenge has been accepted, and I figured it would make for a good first match.
-A ref runs out into the ring as the masked figure enters and faces off with Commander Hurricane-
Discord: This masked figure has certainly caused a fair amount of chaos, but I think the time of Hurricane's revenge has arrived.
Match 1: Commander Hurricane vs. ?

*8 Minutes later*

-Commander Hurricane hits a Legion on the masked figure,while she is downed Hurricane starts attempting to pull off her mask-
Dr. Whooves: Hurricane now attempting to reveal the idenitity of her newest nemesis.
Roberts: Would great to have mystery shown man. Truth set freedom.
-As the mask is about to come off the masked figure elbows Commander Hurricane in the face and gets back to her feet after pulling the mask back into place-
*6 minutes later*
Dr. Whooves: This strange masked figure has been putting up a long and hard fight against Commander Hurricane.
Discord: It's just beginner's luck. Commander Hurricane is the true bringer of destruction on this show.
-Commander Hurricane puts the masked figure in a headlock and again tries to remove the mask, but the masked fighter elbows her in the stomach and hits a ? on her-
*1...2...3!*
-The crowd cheers as the masked figure makes a quick exit from the ring, meanwhile Commander Hurricane regains her senses and goes into a screaming rage as she realizes her enemy has gotten away-
*Commercial*
-When the camera returns several Apple Dynasty members are in the ring-
Discord: So many hicks, it's like Tennessee in the ring right now.
Dr. Whooves: The Apple Dynasty showing up in force after last weeks assault on Canterlot Class which injured Red Delicious, one of their members, and thus prevented one of the two Apple Dynasty teams in the Combos of Carnage number one Contender's match at Final Reckoning, from competing.
-A replay of last week's events shows-
Dr. Whooves: To see anything else you might of missed from last week, download the EWF app on iphone or android.
Roberts: Nice Wohovees nobody EWF app.
Discord: Yeah, seriously.
Applejack: Last week, durin' what should of been a good ol' fashioned fight between two teams, a cousin of mine was brutally assualted far further than the match called for, he was so injured that he and his twin brother will no longer be able to compete for the oppurtunity they've been waitin' for. Now, the Apple family don't take this sorta thing lightly, and we ain't gonna stand for this crap. So we're challengin' the Canterlot Class to a three versus three tag team match in tonight's main event, and if they don't have the guts to come out here and fight, then we have other ways of serving them what they got comin'. -Cheers-
*Fanceh music*
Octavia: Well isn't this a rare sight? Every single uneducated, uncultured, inbred redneck in the Sublime locker room gathered together in the ring. Were you too poor to afford a different place for your family reunion?
Applejack: Tough words pardner. You want to come in here and say that all again?
Octavia: Oh, you need me to repeat myself? I'm sorry, I talked too fast, I forget how small and under developed the brains of you hicks are sometimes. Let me try again. .INBRED.
-Hoity Toity and Blueblood chuckle-
Big MacIntosh: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.
Octavia: Impressive vocabulary.
Applejack: Did ya'll come out here just to throw 'round fightin' words are do ya actually have the guts to fight later?
Hoity Toity: We accept your little challenge, such as it is. Although it's surprising that your backwoods family didn't get the message last week. We are better than you, in every way. If you continue to cross our path, we will continue to injure you, every single one. Honestly, the show would be a better place with the trash cleaned up.
Braeburn: Now listen here, we've done had enough of over-dressed, prissy, arrogant, pansies like yourselves. All you "high class" people are always trying to put down the hard-working, good natured folk, all because you think you're better than everyone else. Well, were gonna show ya'll who's better tonight.
Blueblood: You hicks wouldn't know how to do the hard work if it wasn't for the educated and elite teaching you how to do it. It's disgraceful, you should be bowing down and kissing our feet. Send out whoever you choose against us in the main event tonight, we'll defeat whoever you elect and remind you all who your betters are.
-Canterlot Class exits the ring, The Apple Dynasty leaves as well with the exception of Apple Bloom-
Discord: It'll be great seeing those stupid hicks get what's coming to them.
Dr. Whooves: Canterlot Class started this if I remember right...
Discord: If Apple Dynasty would just stay out of the way they'd be fine.
Roberts: Well apples have point but Canterlot Glass good too, so don't know man either way.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one fall, now approaching the ring, accompanied by Aloe, standing five-foot, five inches tall, weighing in at 123 pounds, she is one half of the Sublime Tag Team Champions, Lotus Blossom!
-Lotus Blossom enters the ring and starts squaring off with Apple Bloom-
Match 2: Apple Bloom vs. Lotus Blossom/w Aloe
*10 minutes later*
-Lotus Blossom Irish Whips Apple Bloom against the ropes, as she bounces back she hits Lotus with a high knee, she then picks her up for a Late Bloomer, but Lotus counters and hits her with a Detox-
*1...2..-Kick-out-*
Roberts: Close man, Apple could lose one second only.
-As Lotus picks Apple Bloom up for another finisher she counters and hits the Late Bloomer-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: And here is your winner, Apple Bloom!
*Commercial*
-The show returns backstage where Ace is repeatedly bouncing a tennis ball off the wall and hitting it back with his racket, before getting interrupted by Zack Ryder-
Zack Ryder: Yo bro, wha-
-Ace misses the next shot-
Ace: AAAAGGGHHH! MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DISTRACTED ME!
Ryder: Uhhhh...
Ace: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT RYDER?!
Ryder: Just calm down bro...
Ace: -Grits teeth- I am VERY calm!
Ryder: Ok, look, you know how that Red whatever guy was injured last week? Well, obviously his team's out now, and Celestia needs another tag team for that match at Final Reckoning, so...
Ace:Wait a sec? You're suggesting that we team up? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PPFFFFTTTTT! BAAHAHA...
Ryder: Now ju-
Ace: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ryder: You don-
Ace: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ryder: You done now?
Ace: Yeah, that was a great joke. I don't laugh much, but that was golden.
Ryder: I wasn't joking.
Ace:...Me and you? A tag team?
Ryder: Look broski, I know we have had some beef lately, but we ain't getting any where with the way we've been going, this is our chance to get into the spotlight. We don't have to like each other to take down the other dudes on this brand.
Ace: Fine, but if you double-cross me, YOU ARE DEAD.
-Ace walks off while Ryder shakes his head-
Ryder: Ace just had to be the only guy I could ask...I'm so gonna regret this.
Whooves: Ryder and Ace? I don't see much cohesion in this combination, but I suppose they'll get the chance to prove themselves later tonight, General Manager Celestia has set up a match to refill the 4th Sublime slot in the number one-contender's match at Final Reckoning.
Discord: I see great potential in this team. They're gonna cause a lot of chaos on their opponents, or turn on each other. Either way it'll be a good showing.
Roberts: Ace hard control but Redyr cool bro man I don't know.
*Dubstep music*
Baritone: The following match is scheduled for one-fall, and will determine the number one contender for the International Championship at Final Reckoning. Introducing first, from Loneyville, weighing 122 pounds, and standing five foot, eight inches tall, Vinyl Scratch!
Dr. Whooves: Vinyl Scratch is riding high after her victory over Octavia at Retribution, winning the first ever EWF Extreme Rules match.
Discord: One victory doesn't make a good superstar, I think Vinyl will find her opponent tonight a huge challenge.
Roberts: I like substep.
*It's my life!*
Baritone: And introducing her opponent, from Manhatten, standing five foot, five inches tall, and weighing 138 pounds, Babs Seed!
Dr. Whooves: Here's another young woman who's made her presence known on Sublime, she may not of yet been in any title matches, but she's been in the ring with Sublime's greatest fighters and managed to hold her own in every match.
Discord: And she's won more than one match, that's an advantage.
Whooves: Oh lay off Discord.
Discord: Ehehehehehe.
Roberts: I like Jon Bovi.
Match 3: International Championship #1 Contender's Match, Vinyl Scratch vs. Babs Seed
-7 minutes later-
-Vinyl Scratch and Babs Seed are trading punches when Vinyl surprises Babs with a Cross-Fade, she then climbs the ropes and hits a Bass Drop-
*1..2...-Kick-out!-
Whooves: Babs Seed holding on by a thread.
Roberts: Drop the Bsas.
*10 minutes later*
-Vinyl Scratch goes for another Bass Drop, only this time Babs Seed raises her knees up, causing Vinyl to roll over in pain, Babs stands her up at hits the Rotten Core-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here is your winner, and the new number one contender for the International Championship, Babs Seed!
Discord: Hah, I knew Babs was going to win. She might even give Daring a run for her money.
*Commercial*
-The show returns with Rainbow Dash in the ring with the mic-
Rainbow Dash: So last week, I agreed to a deal, which probably wasn't the best deal...that said that Trixie would get to pick my opponent every week for the next three weeks, and if I get through it all I get to pick the match type for our fight at Final Reckoning. And some people have called my stupid for accepting it, well it might of been stupid, but I don't back down from anything. I'm going to prove that I can handle anything that Trixie throws at me, and once that's all done I'm going to pick a match that'll put Trixie in my world, and then I will be the one to end her precious little undefeated streak. So come Trixie, hit me with your best shot.
*Redacted Theme*
Dr. Whooves: Photo Finish? Is Trixie crazy? This will likely be quick.
Discord: Hold on there, Photo Finish might have had some bad luck lately, but that's only because of employee issues. She's a crafty and manipulative woman, don't count her out.
Roberts: Yeah Nice Whooves, don't hate mate Photo Finnish.
Whooves: Actually she's of German descent.
Roberts: You know what mean Nice Whoevs.
-A ref enters the ring to start the match-
Match 4: Rainbow Dash vs. Photo Finish/w Pretty Vision
*8 minutes later*
-Rainbow Dash hits a Sonic Raindrop and makes the pin, however Photo Finish grabs the lower rope, as Rainbow Dash pulls her up she pokes her in the eyes and punches her, then hitting her with a Photo Opt-
*1...2..-Kick-out!*
Photo Finish: Pretty Vision! GET ZE CHAIR!
-Pretty Vision searches for a chair as Rainbow Dash gets back to her feet and starts fighting Photo Finish-
Pretty Vision: I found a chair!
-Pretty Vision throws the chair into the ring and hits Rainbow Dash by accident, causing the ref to call the match-
Baritone: Here is your winner, by disqualification, Rainbow Dash!
-Photo Finish gets red in the face-
Pretty Vision: Oh God here it comes...
Photo Finish: You blathering idiot! You've costed me yet another victory! I've had enough of your failures, I'm gonna beat you so har-
-Rainbow Dash sends Photo Finish out of the ring with a surprise drop-kick, causing the crowd to cheer-
Photo Finish: I'll deal with you backstage my worthless employee. As for you Miss Dash, Enjoy your petty victory! I would of beaten you if not for my imcomptent accomplice!
-Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes as the two head backstage-
*Commercial*
-Thunderlane is walking backstage when suddenly the lights go out, as they flicker back on Underbaker is in front of him-
Underbaker: Hello Thunderlane.
Thunderlane: Oh God you again, what the hell do you want?
Underbaker: Revenge, cold hard revenge, I-
Thunderlane: Yeah,Yeah, I screwed you over at Proving Grounds, you're gonna throw me into a pile of donuts and try to steal my title, blah blah blah. Nobody cares.
Underbaker: You joke now, but when I'm done you will BEG for mercy. I will confront you week after week from now until Final Reckoning, I will slowly weaken and destroy your will to fight, and be the time the title match comes you will have nothing left and I will utterly destroy you.
Thunderlane: Uh-huh, I'm not really feeling that degraded ye-
-Underbaker picks Thunderlane up by the throat and tosses him into a nearby vending machine-
Underbaker: REST...IN...PASTRIES!
Dr. Whooves: Looks like Thunderlane's going to go through hell this month.
Discord: You don't mess with bakers, they've been through more crap than anyone can imagine.
Dr. Whooves: Like inflated icing prices?
Roberts: Bakers are for donots and pasriets.
*Steam Engine sounds*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, and will determine the 4th Sublime tag team to participate in the Number One Contender's match for the Combos of Carnage Champoinship at Final Reckoning! Introducing first, from Denver, weighing 217 pounds, standing six foot, one inche tall, Steamer!
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And his partner, from Manhatten, weighing 208 pounds, standing five foot, ten inches tall, Uncle Wing!
-Uncle Wing emerges in a strange but eloquent outfit, he approaches the ring with a Crystal Ball in hand-
Dr. Whooves: Looks like it's going to be one odd-ball team against another in this match.
Roberts: I want a Cystal Ball.
*Redacted Theme*
Baritone: And their opponent, from Loneyville, weighing 210 pounds and standing six foot, two inches tall, Ace!
-Ace walks down the ramp with ball and racket in hand, at one point he hits the ball towards the ring, Uncle Wing narrowly avoids getting hit in the face by it, it lands on the announce table and spills Dr. Whoove's tea-
Dr. Whooves: BLOODY HELL! Watch where you're hitting that ball!
-Discord and Roberts crack up-
Dr. Whooves: Of course you two crackos think it's funny...
*WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT! OH RADIOOOO*
Baritone: And introducing his partner, from Long Island, New York, weighing 214 pounds, and standing six foot, two inches tall, Zack Ryder!
Dr. Whooves: Zack Ryder definitely has the most momentum out of any of the other men in this match, as long as he and Ace can maintain some semblance of cohesion, they might have this in the bag.
Discord: None of these other fools have even won a match before. Ryder is undefeated so far.
Roberts: You guys should watch Zuck Redyr's touyube videos.
Match 5: Combos of Carnage #1 Contender's Qualifying Match, Steamer and Uncle Wing vs. Ace and Zack Ryder
*6 minutes later*
-Uncle Wing hits a Buyer Beware on Ace and makes a pin-
*1..2..-Kick-out!-*
-Ace elbows Uncle Wing in the gut and then follows up with a kick in the face before crawling to the corner and tagging in Ryder, however Uncle Wing also tags in Steamer-
-Steamer and Ryder charge at each other, with Steamer hitting a clothesline on Ryder, he then picks Ryder up and goes to hit an Iron Horse, but Ryder reverses it into a Rough Ryder-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: Here are your winners, Zack Ryder and Ace!
-Zack Ryder gets on top of the turnbuckle and starts fist pumping, meanwhile Ace starts yelling at Uncle Wing and Steamer-
Ace: WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU! EAT IT FUCKERS! WE'RE GOING TO FINAL RECKONING AND YOU AREN'T! MUHAHAHAHA!
Dr. Whooves: Well Ace seems...excited...
Discord: Ehh...he needs to put more emotion into it.
*Commercial*
-Amira and Haakim storm into Celestia's office-
Amira: Celestia! You need to do something about that demented dentist! She's insane, she won't stop stalking me, I could be ambushed at any time.
Celestia: That sounds like your problem.
Amira: What?! You need to protect your talent, who knows what that lunatic might be willing to do to me...you saw how she became last week.
Celestia: Great wasn't it?
-Colgate enters the office-
Colgate: Oh hello there Amira, I've been looking for you.
Amira: Be gone you demon!
Colgate: Not until I get a match against you at Final Reckoning, and I want your little boyfriend in there too.
Amira: Haakim and I are in a purely professional relationship.
Colgate: Riiiiiggght.
Celestia: I like this idea. Colgate vs. Amira and Haakim in a handi-cap match at Final Reckoning, it's booked!
-Colgate gives Amira and Haakim an evil grin before walking out-
Dr. Whooves: Sounds like a great match, but Colgate might be biting off more than she can chew. No puns intended.
Discord: Come on Whooves, puns are the lowest form of humor.
Roberts: I'm glad Coglate isn't my dentist.
Dr. Whooves: Anyways, it's finally time for our main event. A six person tag team match between three Apple Dynasty Members and Canterlot Class!
*Fancy music plays. Did I mention Canterlot Class has fancy music? Because it's very fancy*
Baritone: The following tag-team match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Canterlot, Blueblood, Hoity Toity, and Octavia. Canterlot Class!
-Canterlot Class stroll down to the ring with a air of superiority around them-
*Music southerners listen to*
Baritone: And introducing their opponents,accompanied to the ring by Granny Smith, representing the Apple Dynasty, Big MacIntosh, Braeburn, and Applejack!
Dr. Whooves: The Apple Dynasty certainly looks ready for revenge tonight, Canterlot Class better be on their A game.
Discord: Pffft...they always are.
Roberts: Apple Dynasty need revenge but I wonder Canterlot Class tricks, hard call man.
Main Event: Canterlot Class vs. Big MacIntosh, Braeburn, and Applejack
*5 minutes later*
-Hoity Toity grabs Big MacIntosh's arms and holds him in place but as Blueblood goes to take advantage Big MacIntosh knocks him to the ground with a headbutt, he then powers out of Hoity's grip and starts punching on Blueblood-
-Octavia distracts the ref, allowing Hoity Toity to ambush Big MacIntosh, but he's then driven off by Braeburn and Applejack-
*10 minutes later*
-Braeburn hits High Noon on Hoity and makes a pin-
*1...2..-*
-Blueblood breaks the pin, meanwhile he and Octavia start beating down Breaburn, only for Big McIntosh to literally throw both of them out of the ring-
Dr. Whooves: The power of Big McIntosh alone seems to be enough to hold Canterlot Class at bay.
Discord: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
*9 minutes later*
-Octavia hits a Soprano on Applejack, meanwhile Blueblood and Hoity Toity ambush Big McIntosh and Breaburn to prevent them from interfering-
*1...2..-Kick-out!-*
-Applejack takes back the offensive and hits a Southern Hospitality, meanwhile Octavia's partners are still too busy with Big McIntosh and Breaburn to assist-
*1...2...3!*
Baritone: And here's your winners, representing the Apple Dynasty, Applejack, Big MacIntosh, and Braeburn!
Dr. Whooves: Well, it seems this time the working class triumphed over the elite.
Discord: Just a fluke.
Roberts: Assle Dynsasty put on good show man.
*End of show*
Match Results:
? defeated Commander Hurricane (14:39)
Apple Bloom defeated Lotus Blossom/w Aloe (10:09)
Babs Seed defeated Vinyl Scratch (17:45)
Rainbow Dash defeated Photo Finish/w Pretty Vision (8:52)
Zack Ryder and Ace defeated Steamer and Uncle Wing (6:11)
Apple Dynasty (Applejack, Big McIntosh, and Breaburn) defeated Canterlot Class (24:30)
Matches for Final Reckoning:
World Fighter's Championship, Rainbow Dash vs. Trixie (C) (Undetermined Match Type)
International Championship, Babs Seed vs. Daring Do (C)
Sublime Tag Team Championship, Beauty Shot vs. Spa Twins (C)
World Brawler's Championship, Underbaker vs. Thunderlane (C)
Colgate vs. Amira and Haakim Handi-cap Match
Combos of Carnage #1 Contender's Battle Royal, Hoops and Dumbbell vs. NION Lights vs. SLIME vs. Clip Clop and Dance Fever vs. Braeburn and Happy Trails vs. Couchmate vs. Ace and Zack Ryder vs. Canterlot Class