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Vultarian: Hello. I am Vultarian.

Overdrive: And I am Overdrive.

Vultarian: As we approach Final Reckoning, we can expect some things to happen tonight.

Overdrive: Yeah.

Vultarian: Both champion, Twilight Sparkle, and challenger, Lightning Dust will be in action.

Overdrive: Cool.

Vultarian: Before we begin tonight's show, shout out to Dragon Roberts.

Overdrive: Hello, Dragon. Keep up the good work.

Vultarian: Now let the show- *It seems you're waiting for nothing…* -a homecoming of cheers bleeds out-

Overdrive: You were interrupted.

Vultarian: Oh.

-Cadance comes out on stage to an even more thunderous ovation. Unlike last week, her hair is perfectly in its usual gorgeous place-

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen, please WELCOOOMMEEE...CAAAAADAAANNCCEEE!

-Cadance walks to the ring with a cheerful smile, but a careful step, as she still has a brace around her leg. She enters the ring and is given Madden's microphone. She stands in the middle of the ring, and soaks in the cheers of "CA-DANCE" by the Lunacy fans. She closes her eyes, and breathes deep, before opening them and leaning into the mic-

Cadance: A month away from this ring can really change you…..-her face turns into a smile once again- but I'm back now…-cheers- and it's great to see that you all missed me….but before you begin the welcome wagon there's something that I have to do….because when you're gone from this ring for a month….things….CHANGE. RAPIDLY. Too fast, sometimes...for you to even keep up. Let me name some of these...changes that have affected me...this past month….:

First….Sunset Shimmer is now the Crater Chick champion….-massive boos, which causes Cadance to nod-...my dear friend Twilight, is having to deal with not only her, but biased management, and TWO...yes, TWO!...Defiant brothers….and here comes the hardest one for me…..the LOVE of my LIFE! The man that visited me in the hospital….the man who would spent NIGHT after NIGHT in the affirmary with me….as I slept, he would watch out for me….and protect me...and care for me….and LOVE ME! And I! I would do the same! I gave him my HEART! And he gave me his! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE….Shining Armor….turned his back on me…..and RIPPED my heart out of my chest...and STOMPED ON IT…-Cadance begins to breathe heavily, as more boos roll in-

Crowd: YOU DESERVE BET-TER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU DESERVE BET-TER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU DESERVE BET-TER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Cadance: When I saw….my Shining EMBRACE that….that BITCH! -cheers-...on live TV….I mean I did AAAALLLL the stereotypical things...that girls do…..I cried….I cried for HOURS! Ate tub, after tub, after tub of strawberry ice cream….I texted ANY of my girlfriends….that would listen….and they all told me EXACTLY what you guys just told me:...I...deserve….better…..and for a little while...I didn't wanna believe it...I didn't wanna come to the conclusion...that my Shining...was GONE…..but a little present….changed my vision…-smirks- and that present...was an early RELEASE...from the hospital….-cheers-...and so what I did then, because Lunacy was about to end in an hour...I drove to the Asylum….I parked my car...I went into my locker room, which had since been TRASHED...by Sunset Shimmer, by the way….but the bathroom was accessible...so I did my hair….and then I came out to the ring...just in time before those two celebrated over a couple cheap victories...and when I got into that ring….I didn't hear you guys' cheers….no! All I was thinking, is that yeah! I DO deserve better….and right then and there, I realized just what Shining ARMOR deserved…..-serious face- a kick in the groin….well, I've already did that with a belt...but my boot is NEXT! -cheers- and Sunset? OHOOOO! She deserves MUUUUUCH worse! And I ASSURE you...that I plan to give EVERYTHING to her….

Shining wants a REAL woman? Well I'm RIGHT here, baby! -whistles and cheers- Bad news is….she don't want you. You can keep your trash! But be warned…..because REEEAAALL soon...I'm gonna take her out. -cheers- And you'll be love to cuddle with yourself, babe. -winks and laughs- Now I understand...that I may look pretty happy right now….and...I do! That's the type of ENERGY you get...when you FINALLY wrap your hands around the person you hate most in your life...and that person, to ME...is SUNSET SHIMMER. She took my TITLE! She's terrorizing Twilight! She took my MAN! She's basically...taken everything I got….and you know what they say….a person...who has nothing to lose...is the most DANGEROUS type of person...you can find….-cheers-

But I DID gain ONE thing last week, here on Lunacy...and that is VINDICATION! As I flip over beds, tear open pillowcases, feathers flying everywhere! …..And I DROP Sunset Shimmer...off of her pedestal...I didn't look it, but I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAPPPPPYYYYYY! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA! You have no idea how much FUN it was so leave her LAYING in the middle of this ring! I'd do it all again-I WILL...do it again! You think I'm WEAK, Sunset?! I may not be 100%, but I'm medically CLEARED, hun….and that should make YOU….very...very….AFRAID…..because that means...I'm of access to this arena…...I can find you ANY time I want….and HURT YOU. And do not mistake me I'll do it when I feel like it….this leg brace doesn't hinder me-NOTHING IS GOING TO HINDER ME FROM ENDING YOOOOUUU! So if you want to get this over quickly….come out! -sings in a lovely voice- COME OOOUUUTTT TO THIS RIIIIIIINNGGGGG! -the crowd claps-

Crowd: EN-CORE! EN-CORE! EN-CORE! EN-CORE! EN-CORE!

Cadance: Ya like that?! -the crowd cheers, which gives Cadance a giant grin- If you've read my bio on ...you'll know that I HATE, I LOATHE...I DESPIIISSEEE VILLIAAAAANSSSSS! And Sunset Shimmer...is the WORST kind of a villain! She's a SUCCUBUS! She feeds off of weakness, and EMOTIONS! Well I'm going to feed off of my CURRENT emotions, and rip EVERY HAIR OUT OF YOUR STINKIN' HEAD! -turns to the crowd- THAT'S YOUR ENCORE! THAT'S YOUR ENCORE! ENJOY. THE SHOW! -Sits down in the ring and twirls a strand of hair-

*Only perfection around….* -epic boos-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: It's the general manager of Lunacy, Luna, and Star Swirlinaitis.

Overdrive: Yeah?

Vultarian: Yeah.

Overdrive: Huh.

Cadance: HAHA! -hops up- HELLO!

Luna: -as Swirlinaitis waves- Cadance, dear...you seem a bit...off your rocker…

Cadance: REALLY? WOW! It's like stuff was stolen from me or SOMETHING!

Luna: There's no need for-

Cadance: YELLING?! OH BUT I JUST LOVE TO YELL! DO YOU GUYS LOVE TO YELL?! -the crowd responds with a plethora of screams, as Cadance lets off a primal scream over them- THEY LOVE TO YELL! YELLING...yeah YELLING'S GREAT! Can't live without it…

Swirlinaitis: I'm sure you can't live without your job, either! -boos- So how about you calm down...and allow general manager Luna a moment of your time?

Cadance: -runs her hands down from her cheeks to the bottom of her neck- Heh heh! You have the floor…-she extends her hand out towards Luna, palm up-

Luna: ….I understand that Sunset Shimmer has done many things to...get inside your head-

Cadance: If I could just cut you off there for a second, Ms. Luna? -after a sigh, Luna nods- No offense...but we all already know just how AWFUL of a human being Sunset Shimmer is….-cheers-...THEY wanna see her get her ass kicked, and I...wanna be the one to DO IT. -narrows her eyes up at the ramp- Now let's ignore the fact that the REASON...she has the Crater Chick championship in the first place, is because you two PURPOSELY put it on her-

Luna: It was a BUSINESS decision, Cadance…..-boos-...you were injured and we needed another champion….

Cadance: Without a tournament or anything, though? Hmm? Just gonna...just gonna hand it to the cunt? -cheers-

Luna: Sunset is a HIGHLY respected superstar on the Lunacy roster and has been carrying the company on her back ever since you were sidelined with an injur-

Cadance: Oh and just WHOOOOOOO put me on the shelf? Yeah SHE DID. The woman you gave the title to…BECAUSE SHE INJURED THE REAL CHAMPION…..-perks up- BUT IT'S OKAY! I'm not MAD at either of you...Twilight can take care of you two, Lightning Dust can take care of you two!...I WANT SUNSET. I want her IN THIS RING, IN A MATCH, for MY TITLE. I'll even earn it...unlike her. I'll earn the title match…..

Luna: That's very noble of you…

Cadance: Well despite a few...heh heh….MINOR instances...I'm a very patient woman….

-Swirlinaitis whispers something in Luna's ears, to which she seems to like-

Luna: ...Fair enough, Cadance. Tonight, in our main event….you will get the opportunity to face Sunset Shimmer ONE ON ONE at Final Reckoning...FOR the Crater Chick championship. Your opponent...will be the woman she DEFEATED...at Retribution….Rarity. -the crowd cheers at this sure to be WONDERFUL matchup-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: Rarity vs Cadance. It's sure to be a great main event.

Overdrive: Yeah.

-Luna and Swirlinaitis exit the stage, as Cadance cranks her neck in the ring before exiting it and beginning to walk up the stage-

-We cut backstage to Sunset's locker room to see her and Shining Armor relaxing on a leather couch-

Shining: -scoffs- Just who does she think she is? She's not a real woman, and she certainly isn't any REAL competition to you, Sunny…

Sunset: Hmph...and neither is Rarity...I've already beaten BOTH of them…I guess there really ISN'T anybody on this show that can compare to me…

Shining: Absolutely not….

Sunset: Oh well….that means less time set aside for scouting, and MORE time to do what we COULDN'T do last week…

Shining: -looking around-...Well….there's no bed….but I suppose this couch could work….

Sunset: ...You're damn RIGHT it could…-Sunset throws her title to the side, and hops onto Shining's lap. The two then begin a passionate makeout session as we go to commercial-

-Back on air, the lights go out, as the mix table rises from a hole in the ramp. The spotlight is shone on it, and soon pops up the ultra spikey hair of DJ Z…-

DJ Z: Ladies and gentlemen, you are now...BACK! In the MIX, with that young go-hard...D...JAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY Z! *BERPBERPBERPBEEERRRRPPP* -the crowd cheers- And it is my HONOR, to introduce to YOU, my tag team partner! Together, we will soon be known as the COMBO. CARNAGE CHAMPIIIIOOONNSS! NE….OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN..LIIIIIGGGHTTTTTSSSSS!

*It's been such a long time coming, I thought you'd understand….*

DJ Z: MAKE SOME NOOOOOIISSSSEEEE! *BERPBERPBERPBEERRRPPPPP*

-Neon Lights and DJ Z fistbump, and then enter the ring, as the three other teams were already waiting in order to save time. DJ Z takes off his headphones, and sets them in his corner, getting ready to square off with Snips, it seems-

Match 1: Fatal Four Way Number 1 Contenders Match for the Combo of Carnage Championship: NION Lights vs SLIME vs Clip Clop & Dance Fever vs Hoops & Dumb-Bell

Match Rules: One member of two teams starts off in the rings. Either of these men can tag in anyone else, be it their partner, or someone on another team. Elimination rules apply. The last team standing is victorious.

-As the bell rings, Snips charges at DJ Z as he gives an extra brofist to Neon, and levels DJ Z to the mat with a running body block. He then shoves him out to the floor with his boot, and leaves the root to execute more punishment. As Snips jumps off of the apron, Neon Lights kicks him in the back of the neck, and hits a double axe handle off of the apron on Snips when he turns around. Snails jumps off of his apron and runs over to tackle Neon Lights as he boots the boots to Snips. The brawl is on, as these two teams fight up the ramp and through the curtain, winding up in the backstage area-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: I guess NION Lights and SLIME are eliminated from this match. I don't think they'll be coming back.

Overdrive: Yeah. They seem more occupied with beating up each other than competing in the match.

-Clip Clop enters the ring, shrugs, and walks over to Hoops. He grabs him by the temples of his head, and CHUCKS him over the ropes and into the ring-

-4 minutes later-

-After very little offense from Hoops and Dumb-Bell, Clip Clop hits a Fallaway Slam on Dumb-Bell. He then bounces off the ropes, and lands on his stomach with The Whoopie Cushion!-

*1….2…..3!* -the bell rings, the crowd not really caring about the match ever since SLIME and NION Lights left-

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS! And the NUMBER 1 CONTENDERS...to the COMBO OF CARNAGE CHAMPIONSHIP! CLIP CLOOOPPP, and DANCE...FEEEVAAHH!

Overdrive: Wow.

-Midnight Strike and Hugh Jelly enter the ring and begin celebrating, as we see Hoops checking on his partner, which is the last we will see of them-

Vultarian: An impressive victory by The Oddities. Bill Nyeker is sure to be watching from somewhere.

Overdrive: Yeah. He's mad.

Vultarian: Indeed.

Crowd: WE WANT NYE-KER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE WANT NYE-KER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE WANT NYE-KER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

*Interview Area…*

Silver Shill: I am standing by with the Chick Combo champions...Silver Spoon, and Turf….-Silver Spoon and Turf show up in view. Silver stands to….well, SILVER's left, and Turf stands to Silver's right. Hopefully that wasn't confusing….

Silver Spoon: Ugh...I just want to say that YOU -she pokes Silver Shill in the chest- give everybody with the surname SILVER a BAD REP! -she then flips her hair and looks away-

Silver: Ummm….thank you for that…

Turf: BETTER THANK HER! -glares a hole at Silver before adjusting her title on her shoulder-

Silver: Um, ladies...where is Diamond Tiara?

Turf: Pffttt, WHAT? You want her autograph? Can't blame ya, but you're talking to DAH CHAMPS right now, kay? PAY ATTENTION TO US BEFORE YA PAY THE PRICE!

Silver: S-sorry…

Turf: BETTER BE SORRY!

Silver: O-okay...so new topic: What is your reaction to the end of your title defense last week?

Turf: What? You mean that acid trip we experienced? That was some CRAY ZAY SHIT! Amiright, Spoon?

Silver Spoon: Like, THE CRAZIEST!

Turf: All I know is….one minute, we're lookin' at a giant GODDAMN rock...fall from the ceiling, and then we're gettin' JUMPED by some 49er! I mean SHE BLENDED IN WITH THE DAMN ROCK SHE SO GRAY!

Silver Spoon: We didn't see it coming!

Turf: DIDN'T SEE IT COMIN'!

Silver: What do you have to say about Maud's….declaration of war, it seems?

Turf: Maud has OTHER shit to worry about besides us! Berry Prick and her ain't gettin' along, AND she gotta watch Scootaloo's ass! I mean HOW MANY bodyguards can that lil' fish get? -shakes her head- Fact is: We're done with all of them for right now! We BEAT that played out tag team...they ain't GOT no more opportunities...so they might as well just GO HOME. And Maud? We the CHAMPS, kay? We ain't got TIME...to make TIME...for ERRYBODY. Alright? We got NEW challengers to HUMILIATE!

Silver: Ah, yes...Lyra and Bon-

Turf: Man don't SAY their names!

Silver Spoon: Don't say them!

Silver: Well...what do you think about them?

Turf: I made my thoughts perfectly clear a while back, when I said some….inappropriate words...BUT GUESS WHAT? AIN'T NOBODY GONNA FILTER ME! I SAY WHATEVER I WANT, FOOLS! Those two CARPET MUNCHERS….they ain't worth the dust on my BOOTS!

Silver Spoon: EWWW! Dust!

Turf: I know gurl, I know! But think about this…..tonight, YOU gonna turn shit-swirl Bong Bong INTO DUST, and at Final Reckoning….the champs gonna SWEEP 'EM UP!

Silver Spoon: -giggles and claps- I like it, I like it!

Turf: Now let's go cook us up some cunt-tickler chowder! -She runs the interface of her championship across Silver Shill's face as she walks away- Later, LOSEEERRR!

Silver Shill: -wipes the sweat off of his brow- Jeez...another rough interview….OH-WHOOOAAA! -Silver shouts as he is picked up by the collar and thrusted into the wall...by Shining Armor for the second week in a row- NOT AGAIN!

Shining: Your whole NIGHT's about to get ROUGH -snarls-….meet me in the ring LATER. -He sets Silver Shill down, and walks away without another word. Silver re-adjusts his tie, and begins shaking at the sudden thought of Shining's words-

*Lyra and Bon Bon's music plays to the sound of much fanfare*

Madden: The following contest….is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing FIRST! Accompanied to the ring...by LYRA! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 137 POOOUNDS! BON BOOOONNN!

-Bon Bon and Lyra straddle the ropes, and perform their usual ass-teasing entrance. They enter the ring and blow kisses to the fans, as many men in the audience are bowing before them, mostly due to the ever classic bra and panties spectacle last week. Yes I brought that up deal with it crazygamer-

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful….don't hate me cuz I speak tru-ue!* -many boos-

Madden: AAANDDD...HER OPPONENT! Accompanied to the ring...by TURF! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 119 POOOUNDS! She, is ONE HALF, of the CHICK. COMBOOOOOOOOO CHAMPIOOONS...SIIILLVVEEERRR SPOOOON!

-Silver Spoon walks to the ring, blowing off the crowd. Turf can't help herself, though, as she picks multiple fights with multiple audience members as Silver gets in the ring. She hands her title belt to Madden, and pie faces Bon Bon. Bon Bon is upset because now she can't get that preemptive good luck kiss from Lyra, so she settles for cracking her forearm into her nose, the bell ringing on impact-

Match 2: Bon Bon w/ Lyra vs Silver Spoon w/ Turf

-8 minutes later-

-Silver Spoon has never been fully able to get over that opening shot with Bon Bon's forearm, as since then a bit of blood has trickled out from inside and has now become stained under her gray nostrils. However, Silver is currently on the offense as she nails Bon Bon with a backbreaker. Silver Spoon does not go for a pin, but rather keeps Bon Bon's back on her knee. She then presses down on her neck with her hand, and uses the other hand to push down on her knees-

Overdrive: Ouch.

Vultarian: Excruciating move here. Do you think Bon Bon will tap out?

Overdrive: Dunno.

Vultarian: Me neither.

Turf: YEAH, SPOON! BREAK HER BITCH-FUCKING BACK!

-Lyra does her best to contain herself and not run across to Turf and slap a hoe. She succeeds, but only barely-

-4 minutes later-

-Silver Spoon goes for The Silver Lining, but Bon Bon eeks out of it and launches herself at Silver's legs with a front dropkick. Silver falls to a knee, allowing Bon Bon the opportunity to go behind her and hit her with the Candy Wrapper when she gets up, twist and all! More blood is surely to leak out as Silver Spoon's face SPLATS against the mat. Hey a rhyme-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd cheers as Bon Bon jumps up to her feet, while Lyra sticks her tongue out at Turf from across the ring. She definitely notices it-

Turf: GET THAT THING BACK IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RIP IT OFF! -Lyra enters the ring to hug Bon Bon- Probably got a furball on it or somethin'...

-Silver Spoon lifts her head up a bit, and notices the blood on her hand as she touches her nose. She begins to scream-

Turf: EH QUIT CRYIN' ABOUT IT! -She nearly vomits as Lyra and Bon Bon begin to kiss in the ring- AW COME ON! SPOON! GET THE HELL OUTTA THE RING SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THAT!

-Silver slides under the ring. Her and Turf immediately turn their backs from the ring and begin walking up the ramp-

Silver: -admonishing her bloody hand- I'm...I'm gonna puke…

Turf: HAH! You and me BOTH, gurl!

*Cadance's locker room…*

-Rarity enters Cadance's locker room. She finds Cadance sitting Indian style on the floor in the very middle of it, amidst a bunch of out of place materials-

Cadance: OH! -she springs to her feet- Hey, Rarity! -Rarity looks around the room in astonishment- Welcome to my humble abode…..TAKE YOUR BOOTS OFF!

Rarity: -looks down at her feet, and then at Cadance with a "u srs" look. Cadance nods. Rarity shrugs, and carefully takes her boots off, laying them behind her- You weren't kidding, darling...Sunset DID turn this place into a disaster….

Cadance: -waves it off- Ehhhhhh DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! Haha! I'm getting pretty used to it! It's all over the place….just like my mind nowadays...HEH HEH!

Rarity: -steps back a few feet- Mhhhhhmmm...well, I just wanted to wish you luck in our match later tonight. -smiles- Nobody deserves to get their hands on Sunset Shimmer more than YOU, Cadance...after all she's taken from you…

Cadance: I REEEEAAAALLLYYY wanna beat her up again! It made me sleep at night for the first time in nearly 2 weeks!

Rarity: I'm glad you're finally at rest, darling….but just know that when I faced Sunset Shimmer, I was mere SECONDS away from becoming champion, until-

Cadance: Until Shining screwed you….-nods- I know, I saw! And I know how it feels to be screwed by him….in more ways than one -suddenly sets off into an intense giggling fit- S-sorry! That's pretty personal…

Rarity: -snickers- It's quite alright….yes, he….he GYPPED me out of the Crater Chick championship...so just know, I am not going to go easy on you...because I want this opportunity as well!

Cadance: Fair enough! -walks up to Rarity- Just warning you, though….being SCREWED enough times….makes you a different person….I'm not as sweet as I used to be, Rarity….I'm willing to do ANYTHING to get my hands on Sunset Shimmer again….

Rarity: I expect you at your most vicious, then….

Cadance: Oh, vicious isn't gonna be enough to describe what I do in that ring tonight, sweetie...come up with a few more synonyms for me, will ya?

Rarity: Erm...s-sure…

Cadance: TEE-HE! -she hugs Rarity- See you out there, Rarity!

-Rarity nervously laughs, before walking backwards and slipping into her boots again, Cadance still hanging onto her. She nearly drags Cadance out of her own locker room before Cadance gets the bright idea to let go-

-Cadance shuts the door, and sits back down in her special spot in the middle of the room-

Cadance: -takes a deep breath- ….She smells REALLY nice….-another deep breath-

-Back out to the arena we see Cadance's former lover, Shining Armor in the ring as Sunset Shimmer's theme plays in the background. He has a microphone and looks like he is about to speak-

Crowd: YOU'RE A BAS-TARD! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU'RE A BAS-TARD! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU'RE A BAS-TARD! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Shining: -seemingly ignoring the fans- I've already warned him of this, so he shouldn't be surprised….Silver Shill. Come out here….-

-Shortly thereafter, Silver Shill walks down to the ramp, extremely nervous. He is wringing his hands as mild cheers are sent his way. He enters the ring and stands in front of Shining Armor, mostly looking at his shoes-

Shining: Now Shill…-he stops his speech to look directly at him, though he can only see the top of his head-...look at me…-Silver brings his head up, though not all the way. Shining is still able to see his eyes, though- Now I don't want you to think that I hate you, Shill…-Silver Shill brings his up up a little bit more- Nah….nah that's not it….that's not it at all….you're a good man...who makes an honest living! Just like me! -he cracks a smile at the camera, to which the audience boos- And we're more alike than you think….we are both, whether it be a wrestler...or a correspondent...we're TOTALLY dedicated...to our craft. The best there is! But even though...you're the best….that doesn't mean...that there isn't room for improvement….now Luna...she wants to fire you…-boos-...now, now..I've talked her out of it...but that's only if you learn ONE thing...and that's how to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! -Shining gets in Silver's face, causing him to tremble and the crowd to boo even more-

As an interviewer...you have ONE JOB: to get...THE SCOOP. You introduce the people you're interviewing….and you ask them your questions...you DON'T give commentary or SIDE-COMMENTS! You don't talk about how FUNNY it would be to see Sunset Shimmer get BEAT UP! Did you not think there would be repercussions for that?! HOW ABOUT IF SOMEONE SMACKS YOU AROUND FOR A BIT?! THAT'D BE FUNNY WOULDN'T IT!? WOULDN'T IT!? -Silver Shill is practically cowering with an incurable shiver under Shining Armor's gaze.

Suddenly, Shining backs up with a smirk, and pats the top of Silver's head-

Shining: Calm down, buddy...I'm not going to beat you up without a reason...that's why! -Shining strikes at Silver with a hard slap. It sends Silver to the mat, as he holds his cheek in an unexplainable amount of pain- That's why...we're going to have a match...a No DQ match-RIGHT. NOW! -Shining scowls, as he looks at the ramp, and does the "come out here" motion. Suddenly a referee begins running down the ring- And if you lose...YOU'RE FIIIIIRREEEEEEED-UH! -massive boos as Silver Shill's pained expression turns to one of shock and fear-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: Indeed.

-The referee looks like he doesn't want to do this at all, as he actually checks on Silver Shill-

Shining: -lightly shoves the ref away from Silver Shill, and points out towards the timekeeper's area- RING. THE. BELLLLLL.

-The referee looks at Silver Shill with an "I'm sorry" look, before he dejectedly rings the bell-

Match 3: Shining Armor vs Silver Shill (If Silver Shill loses, he is fired)

-Immediately, Silver Shill tries to escape from the ring, but Shining Armor grabs onto the back of his black slacks, and pulls him into the ring. He turns him around in his tight grasp, and latches onto his cheeks with both hands-

Shining: YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM ME?! YOU THINK IT'S THAT EASY?! -the crowd begins to cheer- I DON'T EVEN FEEL SORRY FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT T-

-Shining is cut off as he is hit in the back with a steel chair. He instinctively lets go of Silver Shill, causing him to fall on his rump, while Shining falls to the mat on his belly. His assailant is revealed to be Flash Sentry. Silver backs up into the corner in shock as Flash, with a crazed look in his eye, begins pounding Shining with the steel chair time after time after time after time after time after TIME. Finally, when he is pleased, he throws the chair out of the ring.

Flash then picks up Shining's back, which would show nothing but lacerations if he had no jacket or shirt on, and puts his head between his legs. The crowd becomes riled up as they know what is coming. Flash looks out at them, his tongue lolling out of his mouth, as he nods over-excitedly-

*FLASH FLOOD!*

-Flash pushes Shining onto his back using his boot, and enables Silver Shill to save his job while he can. Silver quickly crawls over to Shining, and lays his forearms over his prone chest-

*1…..2…..3!* -the crowd erupts in cheers at seeing Shining Armor being embarrassed. Silver almost can't believe it as Madden's trademark voice booms throughout the arena-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNEEEEEERRRR...SIIILLVVVVER SHHHIIIIILLLLLLLL!

-The ref can't help but raise Silver's hand with a smile. Flash stares at Silver until he leaves the ring. Outside the ring, Silver soaks in his win by running around the ring, slapping hands with every wrestling fan he comes across. He jumps into the air by the ramp, and pumps his arms up and down as he runs backstage.

Meanwhile, in the ring, Flash can't wait to grab a microphone and stand over his former partner's unconscious body-

Flash: -he looks down at his befallen comrade- You don't look happy to see me! -cheers- How ya enjoying Sunset, bro? You poor, POOR bastard….you have no idea what she is going to make you do...hell, because of her, I had to SWALLOW YOUR BLOOD -shivers- But that's in the paaasst...now YOU'RE the new test subject! And ya know where that's gonna lead ya? EVERY DAMN WEEK...I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! Your life is going to be HELL! -more cheers- And here's where the hell begins….-Flash looks ahead at the ramp, and steps over Shining's body- Oh LUUNNNNAAAAA! I request your IMMEDIATE PRESENCE! -Flash awaits-

*Only perfection around….* -the crowd boos as Luna enters the arena once again, a disturbed look on her face-

Luna: How dare you, Flash?

Flash: Wanna talk about dares? Alright, here's one: I DARE you...to put me in that guy's -points at Shining- title match…-the crowd cheers, and many begin chanting "YAY!"-

Luna: Now just WHY would I do that?...you've done nothing to warrant a title match…

Flash: HA! And HE has?! -points at Shining again- ….I'll TELL YA why you're GONNA put me in that Carnage championship match….because if you DON'T...I'm gonna RUIN IT! The title match, Sunset's match, THE MAIN EVENT! Hell, I'll interfere in BOTH MAIN EVENTS! THE WHOLE SHOW...WILL BE OVERTHROWN BY MEEEEEEEEE!

Luna: -chuckles- I highly doubt you are that persi-

Flash: Oh I assure you I AM! Lunacy matches, Sublime matches, COMMENTARY! Whooves, Discord, 'Drive, 'Tarian, 'Roberts! Whoever commentates I'll TAKE OVER FOR THEM! And I'll do nothing but BASH, I'll SLANDER the good, untainted name of LUNA! Your sister will wage WAR on you for allowing such a maniac to take over the airwaves! Filthy Rich, EWF management, they'll all blame YOU for the misfortune that was EWF….FINAL RECKONING! You'll be fired and everyone will CHEEEEERRRRRR! -He waves the microphone in all directions of the crowd, which causes the crowd to cheer as loud as they can- It'll all...be…-he lays his shoulders over the top rope-...on….YOU.

Luna: -flustered- F-FINE! If you can defeat Rumble, you will be inserted into th-

Flash: Nonononononono-NO! Win, lose, or DRAW...I'm IN. THAT. MATCH. Or I'll be in EVERY MATCH! And you'll be NO MATCH...for my ANNOYANCE! -cheers- Yeah like how I tied that all in? -more cheers- So what's it gonna be….Mrs?

Luna: -paces back in forth on the ramp, holding her head- FINE! You've got it! You've got it….-the crowd cheers again-...you're in….

Flash: HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….yes! You're easy to crack...alright now get pretty boy out here!

-Without hesitation, Rumble's theme music plays, and he soon appears on the ramp, very angrily. Luna gives him very specific instructions, to which Rumble nods...angrily to. Rumble powerwalks to the ring. He enters the ring, takes a few selfies, and then cheapshots Flash Sentry as he disposes of Shining Armor from the ring. The referee from the last "match" re-enters the ring and rings the bell-

Match 4: Flash Sentry vs Rumble

-14 minutes later-

-Rumble goes for The Beauty Mark spinning heel kick, which Flash counters by catching him on the turn, and delivering a thunderous one armed powerbomb-

Vultarian: Impactful move.

Overdrive: Yeah.

*1….2….-Shining Armor finally recovers from Flash's attack, and slides into the ring, dropping a forearm across Flash's back. Unlike Shining's match, this match was NOT a No DQ match, so the bell rings immediately after, causing the crowd to boo at the ending of a great match-

-Shining gets to his feet as Flash rolls off of Rumble. Shining begins stomping on Flash, backing him into the corner. He takes off his jacket, and turns around to throw it behind him, but he is met with the Beauty Mark of Rumble, causing the crowd to cheer once again-

Crowd: RUMBLE'S GOR-GEOUS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* RUMBLE'S GOR-GEOUS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* RUMBLE'S GOR-GEOUS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Rumble: -pointing at a downed Shining Armor- THIS IS YOUR FAULT! NOW I'VE GOT TO DEAL WITH BOTH OF YOU UGGOS! IF I GET A BLEMISH FROM ALL THIS STRESS, I SWEAR THAT I'M GONNA-

-Flash has become reaquainted with a standing position, and he uses this advantage to kick Rumble in the gut, which very quickly turns into a Flash Flood on the champion! Flash quickly pops up to his feet, and surveys his damage, before he does the "I GON BE CHAMPEEON" gesture with his hands-

Crowd: FLASH! AHAAAAA!

Flash: Master of the universe, BABY! -the crowd erupts in cheers as Flash slides out of the ring, as a bumper is shown, hyping an interview with Diane Ditzbrose, Beth Drollins, and Rosely Reigns...and that is NEXT!-

-As we come back from commercial, we see an interview conducted earlier in the day by Silver Shill. He, Ditzbrose, Drollins, and Reigns are all sitting in bar-stools. Now the three rookies are wearing attire more akin to SWAT outfits, though they are, naturally, still black. Drollins is wearing a black cap backwards, and Ditzbrose is wearing black gloves. Reigns has nothing different on that she hasn't worn before, other than the new getup. All three women have serious looks on their faces. Beth has her arms crossed, Diane has her hands clasped together, like in prayer, and Rosely has one hand on her thigh, and the other dangling off of the chair-

Silver: Diane, Beth, Rosely…-Beth nods at the mention of her name- It's been my pleasure to..knowing you guys for a little while now, and..working with you down at the developmental territory in CCW, and um...seems a bit odd, though, to...be conducting this interview today under these circumstances...it was 8 nights ago at Retribution...um, many people say that you came ou-

Ditzbrose: -eyes getting wider as she leans in a bit- MANY people…? Who are these people…? -Beth chuckles silently as Diane leans back to her original posture- Silver, if you gotta question to ask us…-shaking her head rapidly-...just ask….-her mouth opens as she holds out her hand, awaiting-

Silver: ...Okay. -Diane nods, her mouth still open, she leans in again as Silver asks his question- Are you three working DIRECTLY...with the general manager of Monday Night Lunacy...Luna?

Ditzbrose: -immediately the camera focuses on her- Nope. -the camera stays on her face for, probably too long as she sucks her bottom lip into her mouth, her jaw moving around-

Silver: Okay…..so if you're not working for Luna...then...why are you guys here?...

Drollins: -in her nasally voice- Ow, that's the question, Silver….that's the question you should be asking…-looks down as the camera zooms in on her face- Ya see we sat down at CCW...and we saw things clearly-CRYSTAL..clear, actually...you see -the begins whirling her finger in the air- EVERYBODY..around here...has to answer to the likes of the Celestias, and the Lunas, and Celestia and Luna..they have to answer to the Board of the Directors, and the Board of the Directors...ULTIMATELY has to answer..-puts her hands out- to the EWF Universe-the ALMIGHTY EWF Universe…-looks down again, before glancing up at Silver- What is that, Silver?...what is that? That's a popularity contest...and that's not right. That's wrong, Silver...we saw things...heading, in the wrong di-rection...we stepped in, and righted those wrongs...Silver we are a sword...that repels injustice...in EWF…

Silver: -taken aback- I mean, come on, girls...there's no denying that everything you've done so far has benefited Twilight Sparkle!

Drollins: -as Ditzbrose becomes uneasy in her chair, sliding left and right with her head down- Silver, it's COINCIDENCE…HAPPENSTANCE, ya ever heard of it?

Ditzbrose: It's not about BENEFITING Sparkle...it's about RIGHT...and WRONG...Twilight Sparkle was forced to defend her title against someone she had already defeated...that's wrong...rematch clauses AS A WHOLE are WRONG...you beat somebody YOU BEAT 'EM. That's that...so we stepped in...if it had been Lightning Dust we'd done the same thing...if Twilight had been the first champion, and Lightning Dust had beaten her at Proving Grounds, and Twilight had attacked her her first night as champion we'd have intervened on Lightning's behalf...being the first EVER champion in the EWF is a huge milestone...that should be celebrated, right? Well it's not so huge if you're a transitional champion, and lose it before the month ends…-kicks her feet up into the air-

Silver: -can't help but nod. He looks at Reigns- Uh, Rosley? I'd love to get your take on all of this….

Reigns: When I wanna say something...I'll say it…-licks her lips, and returns to being silent-

Ditzbrose: Look Shill we see what you're gettin' at okay? We hear EVERYTHING you guys are sayin'...we read EVERYTHING that's being written….okay? We know what you guys are thinkin'-look we're not renegades, we're not mercenaries-we're not the Mean Girls, we're not The Oddities, if you're lookin' for The Apple Dynasty go watch Sublime...we're about PRINCIPLES..we're about HONOR...where honor no longer exists, we're gonna step in-it's like she said…-points at Drollins-..we're a sword that repels injustice…

Drollins: Yup…

Ditzbrose: -looks down at Reigns, sliding his hands out- We're a sword that repels injustice…-pauses, before looking at Silver Shill-...we are The Sword….-leans in as Drollins meekly nods, already liking the name-

Silver: Okay, so-

Reigns: Aye, aye, ayeeeee….-stands up- I got somethin' to say…-re-adjusts her vest, before looking at Drollins and Ditzbrose-...we've said ENOUGH...this interview's over, man…-Reigns takes off her mic and drops it to the ground. Drollins takes hers off and tosses it behind her. Ditzbrose has a harder time finding hers, and when she does, she has an ever more difficult time getting it off. When she finally does, she throws it to the ground in frustration. Reigns stares at Silver Shill as she walks off, Drollins behind her. Ditzbrose nearly knocks over the stool as she gets up, and leaves behind Drollins. Silver Shill looks on, mostly satisfied with the answers he was given-

-This week, instead of the form of Amay Wythyst, we are met with her signature rocking chair right away. It rocks back and forth as she speaks all throughout the vignette.

Amay: Arima mira shirum malingta..azeiro copontias -she speaks in English, cutting off the speaking in tongues- Come out, come out WHEREVER you arrrrreee….-we hear her cackle in the background-...the wolf...will never lose sleep...worrying about the feelings of sheep...noco, noco..amitebianopo….but no one ever told….the sheep...that they outnumber the wolveeesss…-she repeats in multiple tones at once-..come out, come out...wherever you ARRREEEEE…-we hear more cackles as she continues to speak in her unknown language- ariba shimi bariba shirimi malingsana..azieno pocon tequesorianporgo...-we're coming…

*DEH!* -we see a blink and you'll miss it shot of the woman in the sheep mask as the sound effect plays, and then we go to commercial…-

-Back from commercial, we see Fleur De Lis in the ring as EGO's theme music plays. She poses while awaiting her opponent-

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -the roof nearly explodes as Lightning Dust makes her way out to the arena-

Madden: Aaaaand HER OPPONENT! From CLOUDSDALE! Weighing in at 123 POOOUNDS! LLLLLIIGHTNNNNNNIING DUST!

Overdrive: Wow. Lightning Dust looks intense.

Vultarian: Indeed. She faces a tough test in the crafty Fleur De Lis here tonight.

Overdrive: Yeah.

-Lightning Dust enters the ring, walks up to Fleur, and shoves her as Fleur continues posing-

Lightning: You look like a DOLL! Now pay attention to me so I can make you look like Raggedy Ann! -the crowd cheers immensely, as Fleur looks appalled-

Crowd: LIGHT-NING-DUST! LIGHT-NING-DUST! LIGHT-NING-DUST! LIGHT-NING-DUST!

-Fleur, in retaliation, locks up with Lightning Dust, which officially starts off this match-

Match 5: Fleur De Lis vs Lightning Dust

-6 minutes later-

-So far, Fleur has been absolutely ruthless in regards to Lightning Dust. Right now, Lightning's neck is resting again the middle rope. Fleur walks over and places her knee over Lightning's neck, initiating a choke as she pulls up on the top rope with both hands to add extra leverage-

Ref: 1…..2…...3…...4….COME ON FLEUR BREAK THE HOLD! -Fleur breaks at the last second, and holds her hands up in front of the referee. She then lays a swift kick across Lightning's ribs, sending her to the mat on her back.

Fleur then proceeds to launch herself into the air using the ropes. She lands both knees on Lightning's stomach on the way down, and then poses over her body as a cover-

*1…...2..-Lightning kicks out after an early two, to which Fleur immediately responds by applying a body scissors to Lightning's midsection with her legs. Lightning writhes in pain, trying desperately to escape-

*3 minutes later*

-Lightning is currently trapped in a Stretch Muffler by Fleur. She's been in it for a good bit. Lightning begins knocking her other leg against Fleur's neck in an attempt to escape. She soon does, and as Fleur holds her neck, Lightning gets to her feet, and re-enters herself into the fight by executing a tilt-a-whirl headscissors on Fleur. Fleur's head crashes into the middle turnbuckle, though she is able to prevent further impact by landing on one knee.

Lightning quickly looks to build more momentum as she runs to the ropes, and springboards off of them. She flips herself over Fleur's body on the way down, landing on her feet and hooking her neck. She then looks to cap off the spectacular display with an inverted DDT, but Fleur counters by kicking out one of her legs from under her.

Fleur then bounces off of the ropes, and instead of doing something sweet, she anti-climatically slaps Lightning in the face, sending her to the mat and the crowd into a big rendition of "OOHHHH." Fleur grabs Lightning's legs, and vaults over her body into a pin-

*1…..2..-Lightning lifts her shoulders, along with Fleur's body off of the mat, and counters Fleur's pin with a backslide, making the crowd cheer-

*1...2…-Fleur wriggles her way out, quickly bounces off the ropes, and levels Lightning with an Axe Kick (also known officially as "Finial.")

-Fleur does yet another cocky cover, which is probably why she can only put Lightning away at 2 and a half-

*7 minutes later*

-It's quite obvious Lightning didn't expect this much of a fight out of Fleur De Lis, but that's exactly what she's gotten. A "THIS IS AWE-SOME" chant had even broken out 2 minutes before.

Lightning is currently on the apron as Fleur approaches her. Fleur stands on the middle rope, reaching over the others with both hands in order to grab Lightning Dust, and in a move never done before, suplexes Lightning Dust into the ring. The crowd eats it up, but begins to stand on their feet as Lightning actually lands on her feet!-

Overdrive: Wow.

-Lightning, now out of Fleur's grasp, sends a roundhouse kick into the back of her head. Fleur falls to the mat limp, and mere seconds later Lightning is flying off of the top rope with Astraphobia!-

*1…..2….3!* -the crowd immediately rises to their feet as once in a standing ovation-

Madden: Here is YOUURR WINNEEEERRR…..LLLLLIIIGGHTTTTNNIINNGG DUST!

-The replays are heavy in this match, and we are shown that as the key aspects of the match are shown again for our viewing purposes-

-Lightning pumps a fist as she continues to sit on the mat. She has clearly gained momentum as Final Reckoning nears. She gets to her feet, and waits as a pouting Fleur De Lis soon follows. Lightning stretches out her hand, and Fleur teases that she is going to shake it, but she ultimately winds up kicking Lightning in the gut and slamming her head into the mat. She continues to stomp on her already injured ribs, which didn't get any healthier after Lightning hit her finisher, until Twilight runs down to the ring to make the save. Fleur scurries away as Twilight slides into the ring. She watches her as she advances up the ramp. She then turns to meet Lightning with a smile.

Lightning: -holding her ribs- I didn't need your help….-she pushes past her and exits the ring, which frustrates Twilight. Lightning walks a few steps away from the ring, and then turns around- Worry about your match! Not me! -As Lightning says that, she is jumped from behind for the second time tonight, this time by Flitter and Cloudchaser. The sisters jab their forearms into her back as they run down the ring, sending Lightning to the cold steel below her feet.

The crowd boos as Twilight quickly acts, exiting the ring and Zseht pressing Cloudchaser off of the apron. She begins raining down punches on her until Flitter grabs her off of her sister and chucks her head first in the ringpost. She then places Twilight into the ring and taunts Twilight while she struggles to get back off the mat.

Meanwhile, outside the ring, the stronger sister, Cloudchaser has picked up Lightning Dust in an inverted backbreaker position. She stands in front of the ringpost, Lightning's front facing it, and begins ramming her injured ribs into it again and again. Flitter claps for her sister as the referee backs her up into the corner-

Overdrive: I guess we're having our next match now.

Vultarian: Might as well.

Overdrive: Yeah.

Match 6: Flitter w/ Cloudchaser vs Twilight w/ Lightning Dust(?) (She is currently in pain on the floor, but she is in no way supporting Twilight)

-4 minutes later-

-Just as Twilight starts to build momentum, Lightning Dust springboards into the ring and hits a woozy Flitter with a springboard facebuster. The ref calls for the bell. The fans cheer at the aerial prowess, but are upset because the match never really had a chance to get good.

Flitter rolls out of the ring, and Cloudchaser tries to intervene, but she jumps off of the apron before Lightning Dust can get her hands on her-

Madden: Here is your winner, by DISQUALIFICATION...FLITTER! -By this point Twilight has approached Lightning Dust, who isn't pleased with the amount of revenge she got, which was hardly any. Outside the ring the sisters have reunited, and they are celebrating their fluke win like they had both won duel ownership of the Eternal Women's championship-

Twilight: I was just getting started, Lightning! Why did you have to disrupt the match like that?

Lightning: Those bitches attacked me from behind! I was just trying to get some revenge!

Twilight: But it was MY match! And they attacked me TOO! I could've gotten revenge for both ME AND you…

Lightning: I did more damage to her in 5 seconds than you did all match!

Twilight: Really now? -extends her hand to the outside- Then why is she celebrating?

Lightning: She just beat the champ...something I plan to do in 3 weeks…

Twilight: So-so what? This was a statement more than anything else?!

Lightning: Don't ever try to figure me out, Sparkle...you'll just wind up fracturing that big ol' brain of yours….-Lightning hops out of the ring, and scares off Flitter and Cloudchaser to the back. She smirks, and turns around to give Twilight a shrug. Twilight continues to rack her brain wondering what she had done to deserve all of this torment. We go to commercial as a bumper hypes up our main event: Rarity vs Cadance, for a shot at Sunset Shimmer's Crater Chick championship-

*Sunset's locker room…*

-Sunset and Shining are still sitting on their couch, except now Shining is holding an ice pack against his forehead-

Sunset: Wow…-shaking her head- Lightning really is SO ungrateful….-Sunset pauses when she hears Shining groan in pain- Awwwwww! Are you okay, sweetie?

Shining: -grimaces his eyes shut before looking at Sunset as lovingly as he can- You don't need to worry about me, Sunny...I'm fine….-grabs at his head as more pain shoots through it-

Sunset: Nonsense…-she grabs the bag of ice out of Shining's hand- Why, what kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't make sure you're in the BEST physical condition possible before your match at Last Reckoning? -she begins to open the bag up-

Shining: Yeah….which I now have to RE-strategize for! I can't believe that son of a bitch wormed his way into my title m-AHHH!

Sunset: Shh shh shhhhhh…-running a hand through Shining's hair- Don't stress yourself out, baby….I wouldn't worry about Flash….you've beat him before…-she takes a cube of ice out of the bag- and I just KNOW you'll do it again….-Sunset licks the icecube, and applies it solely to Shining's forehead-

Shining: Ohhhh! I'm feeling better ALREADY, Sunny…

Sunset: -smirks- Hmph. -she leans into Shining's ear- Guess I've got the TOUCH….-she begins to nibble on Shining's ear as we fade to black-

-Back from commercial, we are now situated in Rumble's locker room. He is sitting on his red feathered sofa, both hands on his head. Bulk Biceps stands behind the couch, his arms crossed-

Flitter: Beat the champ, girl! Ya-YES! -Flitter and Cloudchaser slap all of their hands together and clasps their fingers-

Cloudchaser: Lyra and Bon Bon think they derailed our career? HA! You just beat TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

Flitter: I KNOW! I'm going places!

Cloudchaser: I'M going places!

Both: -the girls pause- WE'RE going places!

Cloudchaser: YOU should go ask for a title shot!

Flitter: Hmmm...I think I will!

Cloudchaser: I'll go with you!

Flitter: Okay-

Rumble: -standing up from his seat in rage- GOOOOOOOOO! GET OUT AND ASK HER ALREADY! -he falls down on the sofa- My head is pounding….

-Flitter and Cloudchaser sit down next to him worriedly-

Flitter: What's wrong, Rumble?

Cloudchaser: Yeah...we were just celebrating...it's a big night for us!

Rumble: *ultra long sigh* ….I'm sorry….it's just...why should I have to defend my title in ANOTHER triple threat match? I have enough to worry about already!

Flitter: But-...but Rumble...you said you wanted to PROVE yourself!

Rumble: And I'd like to think I DID. Any other doubters I have are simply JEALOUS….besides, I competed in that triple threat match last month on MY terms. This time, some spiky-haired "bad boy" decides to force his hand, and INTERJECT himself in MY business! Shining Armor was enough! I EARNED my title, and NEITHER him or Flash Sentry have earned ANYTHING!

Cloudchaser: You're right! It's nothing but unfair….

Flitter: We could put in a good word for you at Luna's office if you want.

Rumble: -smiles- Thank you, girls….I'm….also sorry for being so distant lately…

Cloudchaser: Awww, don't worry about it!

Flitter: Yeah! You're an important little man...now more than ever! You can take all the selfies you want...me and Cloudy aren't offended.

Rumble: -chuckles- You make me feel so lucky…-Flitter and Cloudchaser smile, and each give Rumble a kiss on his cheeks- Now. Go to Ms. Luna, and spread to her my displeasement over decision!

-Flitter and Cloudchaser hop up from the sofa, wave goodbye, and leave the locker room. Rumble hears Bulk Biceps chuckling behind him. He turns around-

Bulk Biceps: That was really sweet…."little man"...

Rumble: -pointing a executory finger- You shut up! -Bulk's grin drops- And go get me my Neutrogena….all this added pressure has given me a zit! -gasps- Is that a SECOND zit?! EEECCCHHH! What am I, some greasy, underpaid fast food worker? -he looks back at Bulk again- GO! -Bulk quickly stumbles off to the bathroom, as Rumble looks back at his phone, passing out as he discovers a record THIRD zit on his face-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: The Carnage Champion is passed out.

Overdrive: Yeah.

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful...don't hate me cuz I speak tru-ue…* -the crowd begins another tirade of boos as Diamond Tiara's music hits for the second time tonight. This time, however, only she appears on the ramp. Alone-

Madden: Ladies and gentlemen...please welcome….DIIIAAMMOONDD...TIAAARRAA!

Overdrive: Wow. Diamond Tiara looks lovely.

Vultarian: Indeed. What do you think she's coming out for?

Overdrive: Dunno.

Vultarian: Me neither.

-Diamond Tiara enters the ring, and grabs the mic out of his hand, giving Madden a stern look as he exits the ring-

Crowd: NI-INE SEC-ONDS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* NI-INE SEC-ONDS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* NI-INE SEC-ONDS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* NI-INE SEC-ONDS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Diamond: Shut up, losers…-the crowd boos mercilessly, as Diamond cracks up with hearty laughter- Hoh man...I'm so glad I have you foreskins to entertain me! -more boos- Hmmm...speaking of entertainment, I want to entertain a little idea of mine….buuuuttt...I need someone very...SPECIAL...to help me….he he! So, Scootaloo! Get out here, you reject!

-The crowd boos until Scootaloo's music hits, which sends them into a frenzy of cheers. Scootaloo appears on the ramp with Berry Punch, which Diamond Tiara doesn't seem to pleased by. They both walk to the ring to confront Diamond Tiara.

Scootaloo and Berry enter the ring, to which Diamond Tiara humors them by fetching a microphone for each of them. Berry Punch is confused, but Scootaloo knows she is still up to no good-

Diamond: I see you brought HER with you…-she looks at Berry Punch with malice-

Scootaloo: Of course I did! No matter what you and your friends do, Berry Punch is still my friend!

Berry: That's right, ya tootie fruity snooty bitch-a-roody-doody! -the crowd cheers-

Crowd: WHAT SHE SAID! WHAT SHE SAID! WHAT SHE SAID! WHAT SHE SAID!

Diamond: Well, I would've PREFERRED if we were ALONE for this occasion, but I guess losers...attract OTHER losers…-snootily giggles-

Scootaloo: Yeah, yeah, we get it, enough of this! What do you want?

"Hold on….here I coooooooooooooooome."

-In no time at all, Tom lands in the ring. Maud hops off, garnering many crowd cheers-

Maud: Alright, I'm here. -She turns around to look at Tom- This is where I get off, sexy. -Tom begins to gracefully float into the air- See you lateeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr….-she turns around- Hi, Scootaloo.

Scootaloo: -Smiles- Hello, Maud.

Berry: Goddammit….

Crowd: HEL-LO MAUD! HEL-LO MAUD! HEL-LO MAUD!

Maud: -looking out at the crowd- Oh hello. -She stands to the other side of Scootaloo-

Diamond: -Doesn't know whether to be angry or pinch herself- Now why are YOU out here?!

Maud: Because you are a bully. I hate bullies. Also, Scootaloo is my friend.

Berry: We were doing fine WITHOUT ya….-looks at Maud angrily-

Maud: Well, I disagreed. Sorry I couldn't be here sooner. Tom had a family emergency…

Berry: What, did he lose his luster?

Scootaloo: Girls, please….thank you for coming, Maud…

Maud: Oh, it was my pleasure. And that was quite funny, Berry.

Scootaloo: -as Berry grumbles to herself- And we're all GOING to need to be out here just in case your girlish goons decide to make an appearance…

Diamond: Not going to happen. I've let them know that they aren't needed. This is something I need to do by MYSELF…

Scootaloo: Well...what is it?

Diamond: Hopefully this doesn't startle you, but...I really hate your GUTS….

Scootaloo: Nah, really? I never would've guessed, what with the 10 years plus of constant torture and afflictions…

Diamond: -narrows her eyes- And I KNOW you hate me….so, it's simple….there is not a greater pleasure I get in this world than the one I get when I am making your life MISERABLE…

Berry: You better watch what ya say, ya rotten piece'a sh-

Scootaloo: Easy, Berry...don't worry...she can't hurt me…

Diamond: Maybe not EMOTIONALLY, but PHYSICALLY? Oh YES I can….I can do that EXTREMELY well…and you know, it's funny you say that, because I now know...why you were my FAVORITE…

Scootaloo: Your...your favorite?

Diamond: To bully, duh!...It's because you gave me the most to work with...and when I had gone far enough...you were the one who cried the most….Apple Bloom got upset, but she was pretty stable when it came to emotions...Sweetie Belle was the girliest out of you three-hell, her sister makes DRESSES! But she didn't cry as much as you did, Scootaloo…-gains a wicked grin- The tomboy...the one who claimed she was the "strongest," the one who prided herself on being just like Rainbow Dash...was really the most weak, frail and PATHETIC girl at school! You made it sooooooooo EASY….

Scootaloo: -puffs her chest- Things are different now….I'm not a little girl anymore…

Diamond: You might be right, but you're ALONE...you can call those two neanderthals shoulder-to-shoulder your "friends"...but in this business, if you didn't know somebody before, you'll NEVER know them…

Berry: Bullshit, missy! I'll give my career to protect Scootaloo!

Maud: Me too.

Diamond: Isn't that sweet? I miss those two blank-souls actually...do you have any idea how awkward it is bullying...well, people older than you? -Gestures to Maud and Berry-

Berry: If by bullying you mean getting your ass beat in nine seconds, then ya...I suppose that'd be pretty awkward…-the crowd cheers-

Diamond: SHUT UP! -The crowd begins to chant "NI-INE SEC-ONDS," but Diamond begins to scream over them- NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO! -Scootaloo grins, and turns around to yuk it up with Berry Punch. Diamond cannot take it, and she lunges at Scootaloo, bashing her in the head with the mic when her back is turned. Scootaloo falls on top of Berry, knocking them both to the mat.

Maud scrambles to catch her, but Diamond slides under the ring in the nick of time, quickly walking to the top of the ramp as Berry escapes from beneath Scootaloo. Berry walks up to Maud and shoves her-

Berry: How the hell could you let her get away?!

Maud: It...it all happened so fast…

Berry: Probably too busy counting them worthless damn rocks in your hood-

Maud: Tunic.

Berry: Whatever the ungodly hell it is, it's ridiculous!

Diamond: -standing at the top of the ramp with the upper hand- You want payback for all those years of abuse?! You want to make me PAY?! You want to hurt me like I hurt YOU?! You cost me a month of my career! YOU'RE the bitch, NOT ME! Either way….you'll get your chance to shut me up….Final Reckoning! You leave the misfits behind, I leave the meanies behind! We are going to SETTLE this! We fought on the first episode of Lunacy, and that was just a small SAMPLE of what I have in store for you! I am going to EVISCERATE you, Scootaloo! And nobody will weep for you...because nobody gives a DAMN! NOBODY HAS EVER GIVEN A DAMN ABOUT YOU!

-The crowd boos, until Scootaloo responds with a rousing "YOU'RE ON!" That makes the crowd cheer once again. Diamond Tiara drops the mic to the ground, and basically skips backstage-

-Berry Punch continues to bicker with Maud, Maud taking most of it, as we take our final commercial-

-Back from commercial, Madden is back to standing in the middle of the ring, as we prepare for our main event-

Madden: *ding ding ding* The following contest, scheduled for ONE FAAALL! Is, to determine the number 1 contender, for Sunset Shimmer's CRATER CHICK CHAMPIONSHIP, at FINAAALLL RECKONIIING!

*It seems you're waiting for nothing…* -a multitude of cheers sound off as Cadance enters the arena for the second time tonight-

Madden: Introducing FIRST! From CRYSTALVILLE! Weighing in at 135 POOOUNDS! CAAADAAANCCEEEE!

-Cadance walks down the aisle, and slides into the ring from her side. She continues tumbling in the ring until she falls out from the other side. She cackles, and re-enters the ring, taking a seat in the middle of it-

*Everybody's starry eyed...and everybody glows...OH!* -even more cheers, maybe some because of the person accompanying Rarity to ringside...just maybe-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! Accompanied to the ring, by FLUTTERSHY! -super amount of cheers- From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 128 POOOUNDS! RRRRRRRRARITYYYYYYYY!

-Fluttershy shyly walks behind Rarity. Rarity stops walking down the ramp, and tells Fluttershy to let loose-

Fluttershy: -gulps, before throwing her fingers into the air- Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! -the crowd begins to do it as well, though you can't really hear them because Rarity's theme music is too loud. But you know they're doing it-

-Rarity climbs the apron, and prepares herself as Cadance waves at her from her seat in the middle of the ring-

Rarity: ….Ho boy….-she climbs through the ropes, and stands in a corner. The "Yay" chants die down as soon as Fluttershy stops doing them-

Fluttershy: Go Rarity...Woo hoo…..

Crowd: LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* LET'S GO RAR-I-TY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Cadance: Yeah! Good luck, Rarity! -shakes Rarity's hand at rapid pace as she continues to sit-

Rarity: -grunts- Yes, yes! Thank you, darling.

Main Event: Number 1 Contenders Match for Crater Chick Championship: Rarity w/ Fluttershy vs Cadance

-As soon as the bell rings, Cadance kips up from her spot and dropkicks Rarity in the corner. At an incredible pace she begins throwing fists at Rarity like an insane asylum escapee. Many of the punches don't even connect, but the ones that do cause a lot of damage. Rarity's right eye begins to swell shut as Rarity, in a fit of desperation, kicks Cadance in her injured leg. Rarity is clearly frustrated as she realizes that Cadance wasn't kidding, she really isn't a sweet girl anymore. Rarity is going to have to fight for herself if she wants to win this match, because it's clear that Cadance is willing to do anything to take her spot-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: Cadance hasn't wrestled in over a month thanks to that injured leg.

Overdrive: Yeah.

-13 minutes later-

-Rarity has stayed true to her impromptu game plan, which was to target Cadance's leg, which she even admitted wasn't fully healed. That brace was definitely like a big target on her leg. Rarity currently has Cadance trapped in the ever-excruciating Indian Deathlock. Cadance reaches over to grab a handful of Rarity's hair, which only excites Cadance more as she begins to sadistically smirk at the pain she is experiencing-

Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4!-Cadance lets go of the hair in time. Her and Rarity then get into a slapfest with each other, as the submission hold begins to lose its grasp. After about 18 fast-paced slaps, Cadance is able to overturn the submission, to which Rarity quickly reaches the ropes before Cadance can apply any pressure. The fans clap at the display, Cadance's cheeks pinker than usual, and Rarity getting some color on her skin in the process-

*11 minutes later*

-Rarity looks to finish off Cadance with The Sequin Special, but Cadance breaks free of her grasp and headbutts the back of Rarity's head with the back of her head to escape. As Rarity turns around, Cadance is primed to hit her with Heart to Heart. She opts to pin Rarity rather unusually-

*1….2…3!* -the crowd cheers for another great match, as Fluttershy looks very disappointed for Rarity-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER, and the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER...to the CRATER CHICK CHAMPIONSHIIIIPP...CADAAANCCEEEE!

Overdrive: Great match.

Vultarian: Indeed.

-Cadance runs around the ring until Rarity stops her-

Rarity: That was a tough fight, darling, and the better woman came out on top…

Cadance: -successfully shakes Rarity's hand- I told you I would do ANYTHING…

Rarity: -giggles- Indeed, you did...I've never wrestled like that before...it was quite fun!

Cadance: First time for me, too! Let's do it again sometime, alright?

Rarity: Absolutely…

*Sunset's locker room…*

Sunset: Oh gag me…

Shining: Heh, with pleasure….

Sunset: -her eyes widen and she laughs- Stop it, you!

Shining: You're not worried at all, are you?

Sunset: About my match? -Shining nods- Now why would I be worried when I have the greatest boyfriend in the world?

Shining: You flatter me, Ms. Shimmer…

Shining: -flutters her eyelashes, and leans in for a kiss- I try my best…

-Before Shining can grope Sunset, the lovers are interrupted as Flash Sentry barges into their locker room. Sunset shrieks as Flash big boots Shining over the couch-

Sunset: FLASH!

Flash: Hey, babe! Remember me?! -Flash stands on top of the sofa, and jumps off of it, delivering an elbow drop to Shining Armor. He then dives over the sofa, and takes a casual seat like nothing happened. He pats the spot next to him- Would you like to have a seat?

Sunset: SNIPS! SNAILS! GET YOUR ASSE-

-Flash leaps at Sunset, and forces her against a wall. Shining begins stirring, so Flash grabs a vase and smashes it against his face. He then pushes the entire sofa over onto him, causing Sunset to shriek even more-

Sunset: SHIN-Flash puts a hand over her mouth, silencing her-

Flash: …..You're so beautiful when you're laced with fear…-takes a long whiff of Sunset's hair-...Maybelline….did he buy it for you? -Sunset nods, Flash's hand still encasing her mouth- What a lousy piece of shit….I bought you Amber Imperial, you little slut….ah well, s'not like it matters anymore...because at Final Reckoning, I'm CASTRATING your little boy toy, and I'm gonna be Carnage Champion….that's what you wanted from me, right? To be CHAMPION? Well, thanks so fucking much for planning my career out FOR ME! -puts pressure on Sunset as she is trapped against the walls- I don't need you….-he lets her go- I never needed you...I think I'll go fuck that Cadance chick…-Sunset scowls- She seems like my type of girl….-Flash re-approaches Sunset, and gives her the faintest of pecks on the forehead- God...you fucking bitch….-without another word, he turns around and walks out of the locker room, the show going off the air with Sunset sliding down to the floor against the wall and burying her face into her crossed arms-

Match Results:

Clip Clop and Dance Fever defeated Hoops & Dumb-Bell, NION Lights, and SLIME (4:17)
Bon Bon defeated Silver Spoon by pinfall (12:26)
Silver Shill defeated Shining Armor by pinfall (1:38)
Flash Sentry defeated Rumble by disqualification (14:21)
Lightning Dust defeated Fleur De Lis by pinfall (17:42)
Flitter defeated Twilight Sparkle by disqualification (4:13)
Cadance defeated Rarity by pinfall (24:24)

Matches announced for Final Reckoning:

Twilight Sparkle vs Lightning Dust - Eternal Women's Championship
Shining Armor vs Rumble vs Flash Sentry - Carnage Championship
Sunset Shimmer vs Cadance - Crater Chick Championship
Bon Bon and Lyra vs Turf and Silver Spoon - Chick Combo Championship
Scootaloo vs Diamond Tiara
Combos of Carnage #1 Contender's Battle Royal: Canterlot Class vs. NION Lights vs. Braeburn and Happy Trails vs. SLIME vs. Couchmate vs. Hoops and Dumb-Bell vs. Red Delicious and Golden Delicious vs. Dance Fever and Clip Clop