*The beautiful people...OOOHHHHH…*

-What's so special about fireworks that I must describe them every episode? Oh wait. I've only done that twice. HA!-

-We hear the theme music of General Manager Luna, as the camera gives a zoomed out shot of the ring. Then the camera moves to the ring, where it pans across the ring to show us who is in it: Princess Luna stands at the right, Star Swirlinaitis at the left, Spike next to him, and Sunset Shimmer in the middle, with the Crater Chick Championship looped over her shoulder. Behind her stands Snips at the right, Snails at the left, and Shining Armor in the middle-

Vultarian: Hello. I am Vultarian.

Overdrive: And I am Overdrive.

Vultarian: And we are being graced with the company of The Authority here on Lunacy: General Manager Luna, and Star Swirlinaitis.

Overdrive: Let's hear what they have to say.

Swirlinaitis: My name….-the crowd begins to boo already- is Mr. Star Swirlinaitis...I am the EXECUTIVE Vice President...of Talent Relations…

Luna: Before we begin..I would like to send out my gratitude to Vultarian...and Overdrive! -the crowd boos-

Vultarian: That's us.

Overdrive: Thank you, Ms. Luna.

Vultarian: Yes, yes, we are doing our best.

Luna: They are doing a WONDERFUL job as the new commentary team of Monday Night Lunacy. Let's give them all a round of applause! -Luna and everyone else in the ring claps, as the crowd continues to boo-

Crowd: AH-UI-ZO-TL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE WANT GAR-BLE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* AH-UI-ZO-TL! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE WANT GAR-BLE! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

-Swirlinaitis has a hearty chuckle as Luna ignores the fans-

Luna: As we approach Final Reckoning, there are an array of things that need to be discussed-

-Luna is interrupted as Sunset taps her on the shoulder. Luna is taken aback, but leans the mic to Sunset's mouth so she may speak-

Sunset: Ms. Luna...I hate to disrupt, but...I would like a match.

Luna: Sunset, dear..I thought we already discussed this. You are to rest up until Final Reckoning. You are in a very emotional state right now, as well a valued champion here in the EWF. I would hate for you to not be 100 percent going into your big championship match against Cadance.

Sunset: I understand, miss, and I appreciate everything you've done for me...but I still want to show Cadance what she's in store for when she challenges for my title.

Luna: So you want a tune-up match?

Sunset: No, ma'am...I want a CHALLENGE.

Luna: Hmm. As you wish. You may face a woman who gave you quite a challenge at the last pay per view, as well as Cadance last Monday night...Rarity.

Sunset: -smirking- That's exactly what I wanted….thank you, ma'am.

-Luna shakes Sunset's extended hand, and returns to matters-

Luna: Of course, our opening match tonight will be for the Combo of Carnage championship: EGO will defend against Clip Clop, and Dance Fever of The Oddities -mild cheers- And the main event will pit the Eternal Women's champion, Twilight Sparkle, and her challenger at Final Reckoning, Lightning Dust -massive cheers, as Luna cringes-, against the women who attacked them last week...Flitter and Cloudchaser. Finally, we arrived at one Flash Sentry….-another abundance of cheers- you have what you want, Flash...you are in the Carnage championship match at Final Reckoning. But don't think that means you have bested me, because you haven't one bit. It is my job to be a step ahead of ALL of my superstars, and you, new attitude or not, are no different. At the end of the day, EVERYONE, including YOU...answer...to ME. Last week, you so viciously attacked Shining Armor, -Sunset turns around to begin a make-out session with Shining as Luna continues to talk- as well as made a fool out of me….

I am not a vengeful woman, however….

Crowd: YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!

Luna: I'm not. I simply strive by the motto of "Best For Business," -more boos- and Flash, after our rendezvous last week got out of hand rather quickly, what with your threats and all...I must make a leaderly example. Which is why, tonight, you are going to face...Shining Armor…-the crowd cheers, as Sunset and Shining's lips part-

Shining: WHAT?!

Sunset: Ms. Luna you CAN'T! He needs to rest!

Luna: I understand his condition fully, just allow me to finish. Not ONLY will you face Shining Armor, but you will also face…-she looks behind her and moves her head between the left and right- SLIME. Snips, and Snails. -That seems to please Shining and Sunset much more, as they continue kissing. Snips and Snails high five each other- That is all. We hope you all enjoy the show. -One by one they all exit the ring until Sunset and Shining are alone, their chests heaving as their tongues continue to dance-

Crowd: GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM!

*Interview Area…*

Silver Shill: I am standing by with the Combo of Carnage champions, Gustave Le Grand and Fancy Pants, as well as their manager, Fleur De Lis...EGO. Men, up next, you are set to put up your tag team titles against Clip Clop and Dance Fever, two members of the Oddities. Your thoughts?

Fancy Pants: How DARE you not have half the mind to bring up the beautiful Fleur De Lis' CAREER making performance last week. -Fleur giggles-

Silver: I am terribly sorry. She certainly did take Lightning Dust to her limit.

Gustave: Hurr hurrrrrrr...next time, Lightning Dust will not be so lucky to survive! Now, about our exhibition….

Fancy: There isn't much to discuss. We are above every member of The Oddities. We are above every tag team in the Equestrian Wrestling Federation. They are going to put every other tag team that competes in a battle royal at Final Reckoning, and the winners get to be made famous by us, EGO.

Silver: That is...unless you LOSE.

Gustave: Ridicule! No one deserves these titles more than ze EGO!

Fancy: Although, it wouldn't such a bad thing if we WERE to lose these titles….then WE would be in that battle royal, and would have the opportunity to outshine EVERY SINGLE TEAM in this company.

Gustave: Hmmm...you bring up a good point. STILL! Victory...is a MUST. EGO refuses to lose to Ze Oddities! Those misfits are not of our caliber!

Fancy: No team is, but ESPECIALLY them….it would be wise to say that if we lose this match, we are not half the team we say we are!

Gustave: Yes. Tonight, everything is on ze line...for ZE EGO.

-Gustave and Fancy walk away with their heads held high. As does Fleur, but not before she flips her hair into Silver's face, as we cut back to ringside.

The Oddities are already in the ring, as they prepare to fight for the titles. They are doing Oddity things-

Madden: The following TAG TEAM CONTEST...is scheduled for ONE FAAAALLLL! Introducing first, representing THE ODDITIES! At a combined weight, of 534 POOOUNDS! CLIP CLOP! And DAAANCCCCEEE..FEEEEVAAAAHHH! -no reaction. Merp-

*EGO's theme plays, and there is at least an influx of boos, SOME type of reaction*

Madden: Aaaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! Accompanied to the ring, by FLEUR..DE LIS! At a combined weight, of 443 POOOUNDS! They are, the EWF..COMBO OF CARNAGE CHAMPIIIOONS! Gustave Le Grand, and FANCY PANTS...EGOOOOOOOOO!

-Small chants for Fleur break out, as EGO enters the ring and taunts The Oddities with their titles. They then give them to the referee, as he holds them into the air, before giving them to the timekeeper, and then ringing the bell, signaling the start of the match-

Match 1: Combo of Carnage Championship: Clip Clop & Dance Fever w/ Hugh Jelly and Midnight Strike vs EGO w/ Fleur De Lis

-8 minutes later-

-It actually appears like The Oddities could be going home with the belts very soon. Dance Fever avoids Fancy's big boots by doing the splits, and then he pops up to his feet, leveling Fancy with a DDT-

Vultarian: We could have new champions soon.

Overdrive: Maybe.

Vultarian: Do you think we will?

Overdrive: Dunno.

Vultarian: Neither do I.

-Dance Fever then tags in Clip Clop, who goes up to the top rope, looking to finish off Fancy Pants with a big splash. Gustave, sensing doom, rushes over to stop him, but Dance catches him with a kick to the gut, and then executes a somersault over Gustave's body, pulling Gustave down with him, nailing a powerbomb on the outside floor. The referee leans over the middle rope, telling the two to get back to their corners. Midnight and Hugh check on Dance Fever, as Bill Nyeker comes from in front of the announce tables. He jumps onto the apron, and knocks the big clown to the mat with a title shot to the the head. He then drops the title on the ground, and leaves through the crowd.

Fancy tugs on the referee's shirt, pulling his attention towards the match once again, and then crawls over to cover Clip Clop-

*1…..2…..3!* -the crowd cheers, mainly because The Oddities didn't win-

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS! And STILL, the COMBO OF CARNAGE CHAMPIONS...EGOOOOOOO!

-Fleur sprays her perfume at Midnight and Hugh to get them away from Gustave. Fancy grabs both his and his partner's titles, and goes outside of the ring. He then pulls Gustave away from the pile of jobbers. Gustave awakes at the ramp to celebrate with his retained title, as Bill Nyeker is still nowhere to be found-

*Commercial*

*Backstage*

-Timmy Tmz finds Bill Nyeker walking backstage at a fast pace-

Timmy: Bill! Bill! -Nyeker turns around, and doesn't appear to be in the mood to talk-

Bill: What do you want, Timothy? School isn't in session right now…

Timmy: Really? Well, it sure seems like you taught The Oddities a lesson out there just now...what was that lesson?

Nyeker: -smirks- Oh, that wasn't me teaching...that was me partaking in my OTHER passion….hurting people. The Oddities hurt me a few weeks ago; they put me through my OWN TABLE! I grade PAPERS there! So tonight….I returned the favor….I hurt them...Clip Clop physically, the rest MENTALLY….if I can't be a champion, I would not be able to rest at night if THEY were to acquire a title...a title of ANY KIND. The Oddities will CRUMBLE at my feet….they are NOTHING without me….at Final Reckoning, I challenge Hugh Jelly, the LEADER, and a miserable one at that, to a battle. Not a battle of wits, because nobody could POSSIBLY best me in that environment...no...I challenge Hugh Jelly to defeat me in a sanctioned match. I REFUSE to let him and his group of CARNIES be a FOOTNOTE in my career! After Final Reckoning, not a single SOUL will remember The Oddities….not even the dunderheads THEMSELVES. And THEN….THEN...shall the lesson be dealt out…-Bill walks away without another word-

-Exclusive footage shot over the weekend now airs. sent a reporter to try to find the Wythyst compound. Of course, in an effort to find the Wythyst Family...the reporter had to ask for directions.

The camera pans up from the grass, as locusts buzz in the background. The cameraman is coming up on two men who are looking in the back of a blue van. The location is surrounded by a forest in the background, and an abandoned white warehouse next to the van. The cameraman approaches them, and they turn around. The man on the left is older than the one on the right. He has his hands at his hips, as the camera zooms in on his face. He looks like he doesn't want to be seen, as he covers his face and then quickly looks at the much more obese boy next to him, presumably his son, who has his arms crossed. He points at the cameraman while still looking at his son. He must have some sort of disorder that causes his speech to sound like jargon, but his words are made out as "tell him." He then goes back to looking at the caged chicken in the back of the van-

Pudgy Boy: -points to the left- It's a couple miles down the road that way….-there is then a pause, as the older man looks back at the cameraman. He says in his distorted voice, "buzzards." His son looks at the camera with an all knowing smirk- You'll know…-he shakes his head, as the cameraman turns around without a spoken word, walking back to his car with the camera aimed down at the grass.-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: The Wythysts are coming.

Overdrive: What does that mean?

Vultarian: Not sure. What do you think?

Overdrive: Dunno.

Vultarian: Me neither.

-Twist's theme plays, as we see her in the ring, back for another week of DEATH. And death she will get, as her opponent isn't exactly the most...stable nowadays-

*It seems you're waiting for nothing…* -the crowd turns back towards the stage with an explosion of cheers, as Cadance walks through the curtains-

Madden: Aaaand HER OPPONENT! From CRYSTALVILLE! Weighing in at 135 POOOUNDS! CAAAADAAANCEEE!

Overdrive: Cadance is crazy.

Vultarian: But she's loved here.

Overdrive: Yeah.

-Cadance crawls in through the bottom rope, maybe a little bit TOO inappropriately. She has to be backed into a corner by the referee as she tries to lunge at Twist before the match isn't starts.

Twist lays down in the middle of the ring, as the bell rings-

Match 2: Twist vs Cadance

Twist: Go ahead! Juth get ith over with!

Cadance: Sorry, honey...I'm feeling EXTRA frisky tonight! -she grabs ahold of Twist's hair with both hands, and LAUNCHES her into the corner-

-3 minutes later-

-Cadance finally gives into Twist's pleas, and levels her with the Love Affair, before hooking her leg-

*1…..2…..3!*

-The crowd cheers vividly as Cadance slams Twist's leg down to the mat-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER...CADAAANCCEE!

-Cadance's hair is a mess, as she crawls backwards out of the ring, and slurps a fan sitting by the stage's soda. She gives it back with a wink-

Cadance: -pointing at Twist- YOU COULDA HAD A V8! AHAHAHAHAAAAAA! -the crowd cheers at the suddenly pink, crazy-haired woman-

Crowd: WE WANT V8s! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE WANT V8s! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE WANT V8s! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Cadance: AHAHAAAAAA! YOU GUYS ARE CRAZYYYYY!

Crowd: WE ARE CRA-ZY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE ARE CRA-ZY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE ARE CRA-ZY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

-Cadance cackles once more, as we go back to the Interview Area-

Silver Shill: I am standing by with one of the participants in the triple threat Carnage championship match at Final Reckoning, Flash Sentry. Before I start...Flash, it would be wrong of my not to thank you for all your help last week….if you didn't show up...well, I likely wouldn't have a JOB right now…

Flash: -looks off into the distance- Well, no offense to you Silver, but I didn't exactly interfere in your match to SAVE you….I did it to exact REVENGE on that punk-ass Shining Armor….-Silver frowns, to which Flash smirks- But I'd be lying if I didn't admit that I thought it was RIDICULOUS and PATHETIC for him to face off against someone who isn't even a wrestler...so...I guess I did it for both reasons…

Silver: How about your match tonight? You-

Flash: Oh tonight….tonight tonight tonight TONIGHT! -rubs his hands together- Seems like I've been a naughty boy...see Luna's just pissy because I tricked her, and so EFFORTLESSLY might I add! I mean WOW is she an easy nut to crack….but I guess that's to be expected when, ya know….-looks straight at the camera- someone doesn't have a SPINE….-shrugs- But honestly, does she REALLY think this is a PUNISHMENT for me? Does she think I'm going to whine and moan about not being given a "fair fight"? That was the OLD me...I've changed, and the NEW me operates under HEAD GAMES, and I've been playing a LOT of those recently: Luna, Shining Armor, oh and of COURSE Sunset! And I'm just getting started….I'm absolutely FINE with this match, because it's all head games! She wants to play some with me? Imagine how much her head is gonna hurt when I beat not only Shining Armor, but those hood ornaments Snips and Snails, too? HA! I hope I'm there to see it…..

Silver: How much have things changed here over the past few months? I mean, just a while ago you and Shining were battling against SLIME every single week!

Flash: Yeah….yeah it's certainly been some STRANGE past few months for me...but I like strange….heh...I also like CHANGE….change is good. I'M changed, and that's what you have to do in this business...Shining knew that too, look at him….but that was a shitty change….I'VE changed for the BETTER, because I'm not taking no crap from anybody anymore. I'm my OWN man, and ONE of my, will ALWAYS be better than THREE jackoffs, like the ones I'm facing tonight….-with a nod, Flash walks off to prepare.

A few seconds later, Silver's smile turns into fear as he backs away when he notices the form of Sunset Shimmer sauntering up to him-

Sunset: -putting her hands out in resistance- No, No, Silver! It's okay…

Silver: H-hi Sunset….please….I d-don't want any trouble…

Sunset: -gently grabs ahold of both of Silver's shoulder- Calm down...I'm not here to hurt you….

Silver: Wh-...what do you need then?

Sunset: Oh...I don't need ANYTHING...but you need-no, you DESERVE an apology…

Silver: An….apology? -becomes a bit more comfortable as he raises his stature-

Sunset: Yes, Silver...I would like to apologize for my Shining's behavior last week...it was wrong of him to challenge you to a match; you were just doing your job...you're a guy, -giggles- so you know how to they are sometimes! Shining was being all macho macho, trying to impress me, but he went WAY too far….and he knows that, and he feels REALLY bad about it…

Silver: Oh….well, thank you, Sunset….-smiles- That is very nice of you….

Sunset: -giggles again- You're welcome….-begins to eye the rest of his body, particularly his stomach- Speaking of your job….I am VERY impressed by your work ethic…

Silver: -gulps- R-really…?

Sunset: Oh YES….the questions you ask are thought provoking, and you actually seem interested in whom you're interviewing has to say...you've been getting a bad rep, but I think you...are VERY talented…-she runs a hand down the top right side of his head, and moves it down until it reaches the bottom of his chin-

Silver: -giggles a MANLY giggle- Thank you Sunset! I take a lot of PRIDE in my work, and it's wonderful to know that someone appreciates it!

Sunset: Mhm! -reaches into a pocket on her leather jacket- I just appreciate it SO MUCH…-she pulls out a lead pipe, and feeds it to a pocket on Silver's suit- that I'm going to give you something….

-Silver pulls out the pipe, and looks at it. He is bewildered-

Silver: A pipe? Pardon me, but….why?

Sunset: Flash isn't who you THINK he is, Silver...he's not some gleaming hero, and he SURE as hell didn't care about your well being last week. He's only in this for HIMSELF….-Silver doesn't seem to be buying it, as he avoids Sunset's eye contact. Sunset solves this by grabbing his chin with a hand and turning it to where Silver's eyes meet hers once again- He's NOT your friend….me, on the other hand? I AM, and I can be a very BENEFICIAL friend at that…-Sunset begins to rub her crotch up against Silver's left thigh, whispering into his ear- if you give me a chance….-she then removes her crotch from his body to stare at his erect penis bulging out from his suit pants. She giggles- As far as the lead pipe goes...I think you KNOW what to do….-Sunset walks off waving bye. Silver pulls out a handkerchief and wipes the sweat emanating from his forehead off-

Overdrive: Wow. Sunset is seductive.

Vultarian: Indeed.

*Everybody's starry eyed...and everybody glows...OH!* -such cheers yaaaaaaaaaaaay descriptions are death to me-

Madden: The following contest, is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring..by FLUTTERSHY! -The crowd cheers again, as the low-toned chants of "Yay" begin as Fluttershy hoists her index fingers up into the air- From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 128 POOOUNDS! RRRRRRRARITYYYYY!

Overdrive: Wow. Rarity looks beautiful.

Vultarian: Indeed. As does Fluttershy.

Overdrive: Yeah.

-Rarity enters the ring, as Fluttershy continues to the "Ya" gesture around the ring a few times-

*And now...it's all over now…* -Fluttershy is abruptly cut off by both the thunderous boos of the crowd, as well as Sunset's theme song-

Madden: Aaaand, HER OPPONENT! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 142 POOOUNDS! She is, the CRATER CHICK CHAMPIIIOOOON….Sunseeetttt...SHHHHIIMMMMEEERRRR!

Overdrive: Wow. Sunset looks beautiful.

Vultarian: Indeed.

-Sunset walks over to Fluttershy, and knocks her to the floor with a bitch slap. The crowd berates her with boos. Sunset looks up to the ring to see Rarity jumping over the top rope, and landing onto her with a cross body. The cheers are now alive again-

Crowd: KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASS!

Rarity: -yelling to the crowd- I INTEND TO, DARLINGS! -thunderous cheers-

Crowd: THANK YOU RAR-I-TY! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* -Rarity begins to check on Fluttershy, but she took a little bit too long as Sunset soon gets up and rocks her with a championship shot to the back of the head. The cycle of boos and cheers now switches to boos once more, as Sunset grabs Rarity by her hair and shoves her into the ring, eliciting a kick to Fluttershy's head to keep her down before entering the ring, the bell sounding as she succeeds in entering it-

Match 3: Rarity w/ Fluttershy vs Sunset Shimmer

-17 minutes later-

-Despite the cheap shot with the title prior to the match, Rarity has still been able to hold her own in this back and forth match-up. In fact, Rarity currently has Sunset on the ropes, literally. She grabs both of Sunset's feet and drops her to the mat before slingshotting Sunset's throat into the bottom rope.

After a few moments, Sunset makes her way back to her feet, and falls right into the clutches of Rarity, who lifts her up for the Sequin Special. Before she can hit it, however, she sees Rosely Reigns in the audience to her right. She drops Sunset, who quickly chop blocks her down to the mat. Beth Drollins and Diane Ditzbrose are revealed to be in the crowd on the left side. When Rarity gets up, Sunset connects with The Last Sunset. She hooks Rarity's leg, the crowd booing as the referee counts to 3.-

Madden: Here is YOUR WINNER! Sunseeeettt..SHIMMEEERRR!

-Ditzbrose looks on in curiosity, as she jumps over the barricade. Drollins follows, her long spindly hair flying in the air. She shakes her arms loose as she walks closer to the ring, Ditzbrose walking backwards. Reigns is the last one over the barricade. All three members of The Sword are eyeing Sunset. Sunset's chest heaves in the ring, as she begins to crawl backwards against the middle and bottom turnbuckles. She then gets on her knees, looking out at the three malicious rookies as Drollins straddles the top rope. Ditzbrose simply steps onto the apron without the help of the ropes, and Reigns uses the middle rope to pull herself up.

Slowly, Drollins, then Ditzbrose, and finally, Reigns enter the ring. Sunset is now on her feet, and she is holding her fists up, ready for a fight. The Sword look ready to fight too, but not Sunset. Instead, Drollins rushes at Rarity, who has been trying to get up. Drollins knocks her back on her rump with a clubbing blow to the back. Ditzbrose begins swinging her fists wildly at Rarity's jaw and cheeks, as Reigns methodically walks over to begin stomping on her abdomen, along with Drollins-

Crowd: FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY! FLUTTER-SHY! -Fluttershy looks on in fear, her hands covering her mouth as she leans against the barricade behind her. She looks out at the crowd, and nearly shakes her head to tears.

Meanwhile, Ditzbrose takes a knee in the ring, grasping Rarity's jaw with one hand, and raining down punches with the other, as Reigns and Drollins continue to stomp. Sunset exits the ring after watching the attack transpire for a while, with no urge to help.

Sunset steps aside just in time for Lightning Dust to run into the ring to a rousing ovation. Lightning slides under the ropes, and charges Drollins into a corner. Ditzbrose and Reigns immediately help their comrade out by rushing over to the corner. Ditzbrose pummels Lightning in the stomach, as Reigns uses her meaty hands to bash her in the back. When she is vulnerable on her rump, Drollins takes pot shots to her neck. Ditzbrose then moves to Lightning's shoulder, punching it repeatedly.

The three women then turn their attention to Rarity once again, who is lying on the mat. Lightning was able to get out of the corner, but she is rocked by an enziguri from Drollins. Lightning falls to the mat and rolls under the ring due to the impact.

Ditzbrose uses the ropes to pull herself up as she strikes Rarity in the throat with her knee. Reigns squeezes down on the side of Rarity's head with her boot, as Drollins chips in on her thigh with stomps-

*It seems that you're waiting for nothing…* -hope is restored as the camera gets a great shot of Sunset's face, as she now stands in front of the ramp. She looks around her as The Sword's attack ceases. Cadance enters the arena once again with a crazed, yet excited look on her face. Not knowing what else to do, Sunset runs and leaps over the barricade to her right, running off as fast as she can.

Cadance stops at the ring, looking to chase after Sunset, but she realizes that her help is needed in the ring. She slides into the ring as all three members of The Sword dogpile her. It doesn't last long, as Cadance is somehow able to get to her feet, despite the mugging, and force ALL three women off of her, and sprawling to the mat. Ditzbrose is the first to get up, and Cadance knocks her down with a single right hand. Reigns is knocked for a loop by an elbow from Cadance, and Drollins tries to kick her, but Cadance catches her leg and then lifts her up and drops her to the mat with a sitout powerbomb. She quickly gets to her feet and knocks Ditzbrose back down with a running knee strike, and then gives Reigns the same treatment.

As Cadance begins to cackle, Sunset sneaks up from behind her and clobbers her in the back of the head with a forearm. Cadance isn't fully effected as she quickly turns around a kicks Sunset in the gut, before picking her up to hit another sitout powerbomb on her.

Before Cadance can hit it, Rosely Reigns recovers from the corner and DESTROYS Cadance with a BONE-CRUSHING spear! All of Sunset's weight comes falling down on Cadance after her failed powerbomb attempt. Sunset rolls away from the action as Reigns menacingly roars. By this point, Ditzbrose is back up to her feet, as she launches herself onto Cadance and begins punching her again and again.

Reigns delivers a single stomp to Cadance, and then goes to check on Drollins, who is attempting to recover in a sit-downed position in the corner. Reigns grabs ahold of Drollins' arm and PULLS her back up to her feet, Drollins' nasally voice coming into play as she lets out a grunt of surprise.-

Reigns: GET HER UP!

-Drollins comes over to add more stomps to Cadance's diet, as Reigns repeats her command of "GET HER UP!" Finally, Ditzbrose and Drollins give space-

Reigns: GET UP!

-Drollins and Ditzbrose each grab an arm, and begin to lift her up into the air-

Reigns: LET'S GO! -Reigns does the "give me" motion as Drollins and Ditzbrose lay the rest of Cadance's body on top of Reigns' weighting shoulders. Then, like they had done to Lightning Dust AND to Rarity, they pull off the trifecta as they flatten Cadance with a triple team powerbomb. Drollins jumps backwards into the air on the impact, as Sunset looks on with a half smirk, rubbing her nose.

Reigns stands over Cadance, as Drollins re-adjusts her hair to behind her head, while Ditzbrose looks off into the distance, in her own world as usual. Sunset cautiously exits the ring once again, as she is handed her title by the time-keeper.

After a while, Drollins pats Reigns on the stomach, signaling that they should bounce, so The Sword does, leaving through the crowd as they have been. Sunset takes this opportunity to enter the ring, and stand over Cadance like Reigns had just done. Except this time, Sunset places a foot on Cadance's chest, when in actuality, Sunset had done nothing that resembles a "conquering." We go to commercial with this image in mind-

-Back from commercial, Berry Punch's theme is playing, as we prepare for six woman tag team action. Scootaloo has a microphone and is standing in the middle of the ring, as Maud stands to her left, and Berry Punch to her right, who is taking off her jacket-

Scootaloo: Last week, Diamond Tiara made her motive quite clear: She's a bully. Well, that all came to fruition when she BASHED me in the head with that microphone….she's always been a coward. Hiding behind her lackeys, but last week she didn't NEED them by her side to show just how desperate she is to make my life HELL, and my life HAS been hell….but whether she wants to believe it or not, it's actually gotten a lot better since I joined the EWF roster...at school she could tease me all she wanted, but I could never do anything about it, or I'd be in big trouble...but in just a little over two weeks, there are no teachers...there are no principles...there is NOWHERE TO RUN. I have been waiting for this moment for EIGHT YEARS now! I will not be cower, I will not cry, I will not SUCCUMB! I'm different now, Diamond Tiara! Can't you tell?! You're different, too….you're even WORSE than before….that's why I must stop you….and tonight, if possible, me, Maud, and Berry, my NEW FRIENDS-will stop Turf and Silver Spoon too….because no matter how much better you three think you are than us, doesn't matter...because when you get straight to the point...you're all NOTHING…-Scootaloo narrows her eyes at the camera, as the crowd cheers. Maud claps-

Crowd: SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO! SCOO-TA-LOO!

Berry: -taking the mic- And that's THE BOTTOM LI-IIIINNNEE…..cuz SCOOTALOO SAID SO! -more cheers, as Berry tosses the mic out of the ring and does the "bring it on" gesture as she faces the stage, begging The Mean Girls to come up. Scootaloo hops from foot to foot in preparation, as Maud swirls a pebble in her hand-

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful...don't hate me cuz I speak tru-ue!* -Boo boo blacksheep, have you any cheers? No sir, no sir, you're a queer-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! At a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 356 POOOUNDS! DIAAAMOND TIIIIARA, and, the CHICK. COMBOOOOOOOO CHAMPIOOOONS….TURF! AAAAND SIIIILVEEERRR SPOOOOON!

Overdrive: Wow. Diamond Tiara looks beautiful.

Vultarian: Indeed. As does Turf.

Overdrive: Yeah. Silver Spoon?

Vultarian: Eh.

Overdrive: Yeah. No.

Crowd: YOU ARE NO-THING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE NO-THING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE NO-THING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Turf: FUCK WHAT YOU ALL THINK! WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW "NOTHING" WE ARE!

Maud: That doesn't make any sense.

Turf: YOU! -Turf stands on the apron before entering the ring- I'M GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE!

Maud: That's cannibalism. I thought you were just a bully.

Turf: EH! EH! -scratches her head- ….BITCH! -she charges at Maud, but is hit with a Michinoku driver for her troubles. The ref rings the bell before this can descend into anymore chaos-

Match 4: Maud, Berry Punch, and Scootaloo vs Turf, Silver Spoon, and Diamond Tiara

Maud: Actually, I want her -points at Diamond Tiara- the main bully.

Diamond: Well TOO BAD! I hate gray people! -Silver Spoon suicides internally-

Maud: You act as if you have a choice. Heh. You're funny. -Maud drags Turf over to Diamond, kneeing Diamond in the gut as she approaches the opposite corner. She grabs hold of Diamond's hand, and slaps it across Turf's back before shoving Turf out of the ring. The crowd cheers-

Crowd: THAT WAS MAUD-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THAT WAS MAUD-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THAT WAS MAUD-SOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Maud: Oh, I get it. -She grabs Diamond by the hair, and tosses her over the ropes into the ring. She applies a Bearhug on her when she gets up, which is soon broken up by Silver Spoon. Maud drops Diamond, and with one arm disposes over Silver Spoon over the top rope. Silver lands on the apron, but Maud knocks her off with a shoulder block, sending Silver crashing into the top of the barricade sternum first. Scootaloo and Berry Punch look incredibly impressed on the apron, especially Berry-

Berry: ….Damn.

-13 minutes later-

-Berry jumps off the barricade, nailing Silver Spoon with a forearm as she is on the ground outside. She then climbs back on the apron as Diamond throws Scootaloo into her corner by ragdolling her with her hair. Maud senses that Scootaloo is in trouble as she tries to regain herself on her rump, and so she leans down and slaps Scootaloo's shoulder. Scootaloo immediately jumps to her feet, holding out her arms in "da fek" mode as Maud enters the ring-

Scootaloo: Maud! I had it still!

Maud: I'm sorry. I thought you needed help.

Berry: You dumb sedimental bitch! She had it covered!

Maud: I'm….I'm sorry.

-Turf and Silver Spoon both enter the ring. Turf slides into Berry's feet, knocking her off the apron and making her face collide with the mat as she falls to the floor. Silver Spoon attempts to knock Scootaloo out of the ring, but Maud protects her by hitting her with The Schist-

Scootaloo: Alright, alright. Looks like you've got it! Go ahead. -Scootaloo leaves the ring, and is rammed into the steel post by Turf, causing her too to fall to the floor below. Turf begins stomping on Scootaloo as Maud looks to leave the ring to help her. However, she is caught off guard as Diamond Tiara rolls her up into a leverage. Speaking of leverage, Diamond reaches over and grabs the middle rope with both hands to add extra leverage as the referee counts to 3. The crowd boos as the bell rings, and Diamond scurries out of the ring-

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS! Silver Spoon! Turf! And DIAAAMOND...TIAAARAAAAA!

-Turf and Diamond run over to the stage, and start to yell at Silver Spoon, who is crawling in recovery after eating Maud's finisher, to hurry up and escape the ring. There is no such luck, as Berry Punch re-enters the ring, and stomps on Silver Spoon's right hand. She then lifts her to her feet, and drops her with The Bar Tab. Silver Spoon rolls out of the ring into the arms of her girlfriends. Maud sits dejected in the ring, or at least we can assume she is. Berry walks over to her-

Berry: Get up!

-Maud stands up-

Maud: Berry….I'm sorry. I thought I had it covered.

Berry: Don't worry, missy...for once, I've got YOU covered….-Berry kicks Maud in the gut, and drops her with a Bar Tab! The crowd isn't sure whether to cheer or boo, but they most likely didn't see it coming-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: Oh my.

-After hitting the Bar Tab, Berry Punch lays down on the mat and leans into Maud's unconscious face, likely talking trash as Maud lays on her belly in the ring. Scootaloo woozily crawls through the bottom rope, her jaw agape at the scene laid out in front of her-

Scootaloo: BERRY! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Berry: I took care of it. -Berry stands up, and exits the ring, walking backstage as Scootaloo kneels down by Maud to check on her-

-We cut to the reporter challenged with the task of finding out where the Wythyst Family live. Turns out he is in his car, and is directly in front of the location given to him by the kind men earlier. It's a white two story house standing behind a few bent trees which are just inches away from the home.

The reporter steps out of the car, as a slight drizzle amounts to a few water droplets on the camera. He looks at the old fashioned house for a spell before looking into the backyard. He sees the lady in the sheep mask cutting wood with an axe, a bonfire lit next to her. The camera becomes blurry as it zooms in on the burly woman as she chops. When it focuses, the woman notices the camera just before she can execute that final wood-splitting chop. She drops the axe, and it looks like she's going to take her mask off, but a hand engulfs the camera-

?: Hey. -The cameraman screams as he turns around to find the lady in flannel looking at him- Follow me…-the cameraman looks back to find that the lady in the sheep mask is gone, as is the axe, but the fire still burns brightly. The reporter turns around to follow the lady in flannel, as he moves the camera's vision to the muddy ground below his feet-

*Lightning Dust's locker room*

-Lightning Dust is sitting on a bench in front of her cubbies, holding the back of her neck as her head looks at the floor. Her head moves up slightly enough to see Twilight Sparkle enter the room, a frustrated look on her face-

Lightning: Oh God…

Twilight: What were you thinking, Lightning?! We have a match later tonight! You could've been severely injured out there!

Lightning: Did you fail to notice who was being attacked out there? RARITY, your FRIEND. Once again, I prove to be a better one than you...and I'm not doing it to show you up, I can do that in the ring...I'm doing it because it was the RIGHT THING to do.

Twilight: I was preparing for our match, Lightning….the television is OFF so I can concentrate. Nobody tells me these things until AFTER they happen!

Lightning: Well, sorry I couldn't send a carrier pigeon your way, but your friend needed help….

Twilight: I AM a good friend, because I just got back from visiting Rarity in the trainer's room. She had to be CARRIED there. You were luckier than she was.

Lightning: She had already competed in a grueling match, of COURSE she got it worse than me…

Twilight: But you HAVE a match later in the show! Aren't you concerned about your health?

Lightning: I'm not sure why this is such a big deal...I could beat those two hoes BY MYSELF.

Twilight: Well, that's not going to happen, especially now….you're not 100 percent. There's no WAY I'm letting you go out there on your own! Besides, I don't think you should underestimate Flitter OR Cloudchaser….they're unexpectedly ruthless.

Lightning: They're nothing but cheap shot artists….just like The Sword with all their 3 on 1 bullshit….

Twilight: I'm upset about it too, but if we want to make it to the pay per view, we have to work TOGETHER, even if it's only for just once….

Lightning: -stands up, cracking her neck- Oh, I'm making it to the pay per view, you needn't not worry about that….you just focus on not getting in my way, because like you said, this is a one time only thing...after that, it's full steam ahead to Final Reckoning, where I will WIN back MY title, and shut you up for good.

Twilight: You may think I'm an enemy, but would it help if I say that I've got your back tonight? -gains a slight smile-

Lightning: PFT! Just like you've had Rarity's back in the past? See, THIS is why I don't trust you...every time someone's in trouble, someone you CLAIM you CARE about, you're nowhere to be found….even when you DO show up, then everything MYSTERIOUSLY stops….at Retribution, when The Sword first attacks me, you're knocked out in the middle of the ring. The next time, you come out to "rescue" me and Rarity, but those three get out of dodge when you show up...it's fishy, it's suspicious, and I don't fucking like it! And I don't have to like teaming with you tonight, and I don't have to like YOU! PERIOD. In fact, yeah, we SHOULD be on the same page for this tag team match, and we're GOING to be…

Twilight: We should be. We have common enemies….there's no reason we shouldn't be able to work together.

Lightning: That's just it, though. Yeah, I don't like Flitter and Cloudchaser right now; any excuse to pummel them is good enough for me. But when I think about it, me and THEM have a "common enemy" too….YOU. You've done a LOT more to me than they've done! So I'll tag you in when you want it, I'll do a few dives if you're in a jam, but do NOT expect me to take my eyes off of you tonight….

Twilight: You have nothing to worry about, Lightning….

Lightning: I'd better not, or else Final Reckoning is gonna come a little bit early...now get the hell out of my locker room….

-Twilight solemnly nods, and walks out of the room. Lightning sits back down, and begins fastening her gloves to her hands-

*Back inside the arena, SLIME's entrance music plays, as they enter the arena to a flurry of boos*

Madden: The following HANDICAP match, is scheduled for ONE FALL! Making their way to the ring, at a COMBINED WEIGHT, of 402 POOOOUNDS! Snips, and Snaiiils….SLIIIMMEEEE!

-Snips and Snails snivel as they etch their way down to the ring. They stop as the ramp ends, leaving a space for their tag team partner in between them-

*The sky turns to a different shade of blu-ue!* -Even more boos-

Madden: And THEIR PARTNER! From CANTERLOT! Weighing in at 241 POOOUNDS! SHIIIINING...ARMOOORRR!

-Shining approaches Snips and Snails and stands in between them. He looks at each of them and then nods. He walks in front of them before they follow. They enter their ring, and cheers bleed out as Flash appears from under the ring. He quickly climbs up to the top rope as his opponents notice the cheers, and begin looking around. When they turn around to face him, Flash jumps off the top rope, and hits all three of them at once with a crossbody. The crowd goes crazy as Flash disposes of both Snips and Snails over the top rope. He turns his attention to Shining, who looks as if he has nowhere to run as the bell rings-

Match 5: Flash Sentry vs Shining Armor & SLIME

-12 minutes later-

-The effects of this disadvantage have rendered Flash basically useless. All three of their opponents have gotten a fair amount of offense in against him.

Snips grips Flash's abdomen with both hands, as Snails climbs up to the top, preparing to hit their signature double team move. However, Snails is caught off guard as DJ Z appears from out of nowhere, and jumps up on the apron next to him. Snails looks out to see Neon Lights waving at him, which causes Snails to dive out in an attempt to hit Neon Lights.

Of course Neon Lights moves, and Snails crashes and burns. Snips is now distracted now as Flash propels himself in his grasp, and rolls the potential German Suplex into a pin-

*1….2….3!* -the crowd erupts in cheers as Shining Armor lets out a few 4 letter expletives. Snips attempts to run after NION Lights but they have already made their way backstage. Flash celebrates his win, but is very quickly attacked by a frustrated Shining Armor. Snips realizes that he can at least take out his frustration on the man who pinned him so embarrassingly. Snails soon re-enters the ring to join in on the fun of beating down Flash Sentry.

After a while, Silver Shill walks out onto the stage nervously. Shining Armor and company grin as they cease their attack, and allow Silver to enter the ring. All three step aside as Silver pulls out the lead pipe, and looks at it intently, mentally judging what he should do.

Shining: DO IT! BASH HIS FACE IN!

CROWD: NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY! NAY!

-Flash looks on in disbelief, and appears to have accepted his fate. Silver seems to be about to swing the pipe at Flash's face, but he fakes the attempt and instead throws it at Flash, who catches it in his hands. The crowd cheers again as Shining takes the first step, and is caught by a shot with the pipe directly in the gut as Flash springs to his feet. Snips lunges at an insubordinate Silver Shill, but his efforts are quickly dispatched as Flash swings the back in succession at the back of his head.

Flash turns around, and ducks the clothesline attempt of Snails, rocking him with a pipe shot to the gut as well. They all retreat up the stage, Snips falling as he fails to fully recover from that blunt shot to the back of the head. Flash climbs the top rope, and begins twirling the lead pipe in his hand. He jumps down to see that Silver has his hand out-stretched. Flash immediately shakes it, as we now move backstage to Twilight's locker room-

-Twilight is shown to be stretching, as Rumble comes walking in all of a sudden, his face buried in his phone. Twilight stands up, confused by his appearance-

Twilight: R-...Rumble?

Rumble: Why hello, Twilight. Could you move over a bit? -Twilight obliges- Don't want anybody in my shots but me. Twilight rolls her eyes-

Twilight: Forgive me for sounding uninviting, but….this is an odd visit…

Rumble: But one you're surely enjoying…

Twilight: Ummm...sure. Let's go with that...what do you need?

Rumble: I couldn't help but...OVERHEAR you and Lightning Dust's….quarrel a bit ago. In fact, I couldn't help but hear EVERYTHING that's been developing between you two for the best few months…

Twilight: It's no secret that me and Lightning Dust aren't exactly on the best of terms. I'm trying my best to make her see that there's no reason she needs to be up in arms, though.

Rumble: Hmm. Well, quite frankly I think that you've done all you can. That woman is a LOST CAUSE….

Twilight: She may be stubborn...but I'm not giving up!

Rumble: I have to respect that...I would've by now if I were you. But don't you feel like she deserves SOME kind of comeuppance?

Twilight: Me defeating her at Final Reckoning without ANY interference should be a worthy enough case for why we need to work together...or perhaps even become allies...or FRIENDS.

Rumble: Ya know I just don't see that happening, Twilight...she's not going to budge. I think you should throw out your match against Flitter and Cloudchaser and just beat the TAR out of Lightning Dust!

Twilight: …..I see what you're doing Rumble, but the answer is NO.

Rumble: Oh come on now, Twilight...Lightning Dust must be dealt with!

Twilight: She WILL be at Final Reckoning. Tonight, me and her are going to deal with Flitter and Cloudchaser.

-For the first time, Rumble actually looks at Twilight-

Rumble: Damn you!

Twilight: Look, Rumble...I know you are looking out for them, but they got themselves into this mess when they wrongfully attacked Lightning Dust after her match last week. Lightning Dust may be hard-headed, but I respect her, and I have high enough morals to know that attacking people from behind is WRONG.

Rumble: Look I...I just….don't think they're READY for this type of competition yet…..

Twilight: Too bad. They shouldn't have stuck their petite noses in our business.

Rumble: Please reconsi-

Twilight: Goodbye, Rumble. This conversation is over.

Rumble: But...But….-pouts and lets out a whiny grunt, before thrusting his face back into his phone and stomping off- IF THESE ARE BAD QUALITY I'M GOING TO HAVE THEM BREAK ONE OF YOUR ARMS EACH!

-Twilight sighs, and goes back to stretching, as this TV show stretches. A.K.A., breakage of commercials. Yus-

-Back from commercial, Rumble's theme is playing as Flitter and Cloudchaser are in the ring, ready for the biggest match of their careers thus far…-

*A hundred thousand stories...have filled my head…* -though she is having a rough time with her challenger, the boos for Twilight are pretty much nonexistent nowadays-

Madden: Aaaand THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST! From LONEYVILLE! Weighing in at 123 POOOUNDS! She is, the ETERNAL. WOMEEEN'S CHAMPIIIOON...TWIIIILIIIIGHT...SPAAARKLEEEEEE!

-Twilight enters the ring, Flitter and Cloudchaser giving her the death stare. Twilight hands the ref her title, to which her opponents look very interested in-

Twilight: I don't think so…

*Welcome to the danger zone!* -The Lunacy Asylum is now a battlefield with many cheers flying around as Lightning Dust enters the arena-

Madden: Aaaand HER PARTNER! From CLOOOUDSDALE! Weighing in at 123 POOOOUNDS! LLLLIGHTNIIIIIING...DUST!

-Lightning enters the ring with a scowl, and eagerly stands in front of Twilight-

Flitter: Rumble's new selfies looked AWFUL!

Cloudchaser: Well, they still looked GREAT because he could make a trash bag look good, but it wasn't up to par with his usual work!

Flitter: Yeah! And because of that...he told us to BREAK YOUR ARMS, TWILIGHT!

Lightning Dust: -mumbles- Fuck this bullshit...TWILIGHT! Get out of the ring! I've had enough of their whiny-ass voices! I'm going to CRUSH their WINDPIPES!

Twilight: Have at it! -Twilight stands on the apron as Lightning grins, her sharpest teeth showing. Flitter looks a little uneasy as the bell rings-

Main Event: Twilight Sparkle and Lightning Dust vs Flitter and Cloudchaser

-6 minutes later-

-Cloudchaser has Lightning Dust in a pinning predicament. She is close to the ropes so she lifts her feet onto the middle one-

*1….2…-the referee catches it at the last second, and purposely stops the count. Cloudchaser frustratingly begins slapping the back of Lightning Dust, creating many red hand-print marks. She tags in Flitter, who lands on Lightning Dust's back with a somersault over the top rope. She tries her hand at pinning Lightning, but Lightning kicks out at 2. Flitter stomps the mat, and argues with the referee, which gives Lightning the opportunity to strike her with a roundhouse kick. Lightning falls to the mat as Twilight has her hand outstretched, clearly wanting the tag.

Lightning crawls to Twilight, and then leaps at her hand, it colliding with her own as the crowd cheers as Twilight enters the ring and brings her own offense to Flitter and Cloudchaser, to which Cloudchaser falls to the floor-

-11 minutes later-

-Twilight has ascended the top rope, which she doesn't do often, but she is still an agile enough competitor to make whatever she is attempting work. Cloudchaser runs into the ring to break it up, but Lightning Dust springboards into the ring to take her out with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors, sending Cloudchaser out of the ring. Lightning's springboard caused Twilight to lose her balance on the top rope, however, as her crotch collides with the turnbuckle.

The referee quickly is on Lightning Dust's case, as he asks her to leave the ring. Flitter uses this to her advantage, as she walks up to Twilight, who is still dazed on the top rope, and rakes her across the eyes. She then chucks her off of the turnbuckle as Lightning shrugs at the referee's words, and dives outside with a springboard Shooting Star Press to take out both herself and Cloudchaser.

The referee turns around to see Twilight up on her feet, blindly punching, but hitting nothing but air. Flitter giggles, and performs a backslide on Twilight, flipping her body over for even more added leverage as her hips press Twilight's legs down to the mat-

*1...2...3!* -a simultaneous cry of "OHHHH" is heard throughout the arena, the fans completely shocked at the ending of that match. Even Flitter is beside herself, as she rolls out of the ring, hopping and pumping her arms in the air-

Madden: Here are YOUR WINNERS! FLITTERRRR...AND CLOOOUDCHAASSEERRR!

-Lightning Dust looks befuddled at Twilight from outside the ring, as Twilight tries to both process what has just happened, as well as get her eyesight back. Meanwhile, Cloudchaser runs up to Flitter as her sister jumps into her arms, shrieking in joy over her victory-

Cloudchaser: YOU PINNED THE CHAMPION- she puts Flitter down- YOU PINNED TWILIGHT!

Flitter: -in squeals- I DID I DID I DID I DID! -They hold each other's hands as jump up and down, the male fans having a field day as their boobs bounce with them-

Overdrive: Wow.

Vultarian: Indeed.

-Lightning enters the ring, and begins yelling at Twilight as the sisters continuing gleefully celebrating on the ramp-

-We are back at the Wythyst Family compound, as the lady in the flannel walks up the porch of the Wythyst Family living quarters, the reporter right behind him. She opens the door, and then turns around to warn the cameraman-

Flannel Lady: Don't STRAY…

-A wind chime sounds off as the two step into the home. It is an incredibly dark home, with only a few lanterns hanging from the ceiling. You can hear the impeding voice of Amay Wythyst in a room adjacent to hallway saying over and over again "OBEY." The curious reporter takes an interest in this room. He opens the door to find arguably the most well-lit part of the house you could find. Inside is a tan, shirtless man with his hands over his head, listening to the gruff, yet weirdly soothing voice of Amay. It doesn't last long, as the flannel lady shuts the door forcefully-

Flannel Lady: I told you...not to stray…-she walks backwards, leading the reporter to the end of the hall, the orange light bulb flickering next to her. She points down to another hall to her right- Go…-the cameraman walks past her long arm and opens up the first door he finds down this way. He walks in to find another flickering orange light bulb. She turns the camera around to meet a very familiar tourist vest. He moves the camera up to meet the face of Amay Wythyst, whom is smiling at her guest-

Amay: There you are….-she tilts her head behind her- Come on in...I've been waiting for you…-she turns around, with her own lantern in hand, as the show goes off the air-

Match Results:

EGO defeated Clip Clop and Dance Fever by pinfall (8:42)
Cadance defeated Twist by pinfall (3:16)
Sunset Shimmer defeated Rarity by pinfall (17:37)
Diamond Tiara, Turf,& Silver Spoon defeated Maud, Berry Punch, & Scootaloo by pinfall (15:11)
Flash Sentry defeated SLIME and Shining Armor (12:48)
Flitter and Cloudchaser defeated Twilight Sparkle and Lightning Dust by pinfall (18:04)

Matches announced for Final Reckoning:

Twilight Sparkle vs Lightning Dust - Eternal Women's Championship
Shining Armor vs Rumble vs Flash Sentry - Carnage Championship
Sunset Shimmer vs Cadance - Crater Chick Championship
Bon Bon and Lyra vs Turf and Silver Spoon - Chick Combo Championship
Scootaloo vs Diamond Tiara
Combos of Carnage #1 Contender's Battle Royal: Canterlot Class vs. NION Lights vs. Braeburn and Happy Trails vs. SLIME vs. Couchmate vs. Hoops and Dumb-Bell vs. Red Delicious and Golden Delicious vs. Dance Fever and Clip Clop
Berry Punch vs Maud
Hugh Jelly vs Bill Nyeker