DAN VS.

After Dan had repaired the damage Pinkie Pie did to his house, he sat down on the couch, smiling happily. His car was still in repair (he brought the parts to the mechanic), but the fact that he was finally finished with the house repairs pleased him. Just as Dan wanted to turn on the TV, something crashed through the window into his apartement, destroying everything!

„Aw, come on!" Dan shouted. When the dust cleared, he saw that this something was actually a somepony!

„HEY!" Dan shouted „WHO ARE YOU THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN BREAK INTO MY HOUSE!"

„Hey, easy, Mr. Meanie!" the light blue pegasus with rainbow mane said „My name is Rainbow Dash, and I am the greatest flyer in all of Equestria! Well, it would have been awesome to find some new competition in you humans, if there would have been some kind of flying humans... Anyway, I didn't mean to crash into your house. I wanted to set a new personal record and wasn't able to stop fast enough. But you have to admit, that was a really cool entrance a few seconds ago, right?"

Then Rainbow Dash looked around the destroyed apartement and began to feel guilty: „Right?"

Dan's face turned red, and he raised both his fists into the air:

„RAAAIIINBOOOW DAAASH!"

DAN

VS.

Rainbow Dash

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„Uh, hehe... I think I will go now..." Rainbow said unsure and left Dan's apartement slow and backwards on her hooves.

After she was gone, Dan called Chris.

Chris answered the call: „What's up, Dan?"

„WHAT'S UP!?" Dan shouted „YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP!? THIS STUPID RAINBOW DASH CRASHED RIGHT INTO MY HOUSE AND DESTROYED ALL MY WORK! THAT'S WHAT'S UP! I need information about her."

Chris rolled his eyes and explained: „Well, Rainbow Dash is the greatest flyer in Equestria..."

„Yeah, she mentioned that."

„... and flying is her life. She is responsible for the weather in Equestria, along with other ponies..."

Dan interrupted Chris: „Alright, that's enough for now! I already have a plan in mind. Meet me in 30 minutes at the Ponyville town hall."

„Uh, actually, I wanted to spend the day with Elise" Chris said „She invented some kind of device that can turn humans into ponies and ponies into humans, and she wanted to test it..."

„Perfect!" Dan smiled „Bring the device too!"

„But..." Chris said, but Dan hung up.

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30 minutes later, Dan and Chris met at the Ponyville town hall. Chris brought the transformation device and Elise.

Dan pointed at Elise: „What is SHE doing here? I only asked you to bring the device!"

„And you thought I would let you alone with it?" Elise asked „You don't even know how it works!"

„I guess you have a point..." Dan sighed „So here's the plan: „We are calling all the pegasi who make the weather and tell them to make a storm over ponyville. We will tell them to aim the lightning at Rainbow Dash, and she will get cooked!"

„And where does the device come in?" Chris asked.

Dan answered: „Thanks to that thing we will be able to aim at Rainbow Dash ourselves!"

„Ah, I get it." Elise said „Here comes the pegasus transformation..." She turned the switch of the device at 'pegasus' and fired a beam at Dan and Chris, who transformed into pegasi!

„Okay, Chris, there they come" Dan pointed at the pegasi at the sky „Let's infiltrate them!"

So they both dashed up into the sky and arrived at the group of pegasi.

Dan said „Okay, everyone listen! Rainbow Dash said she wanted a challenge, so she asked for a storm over ponyville, every lightning aimed at her!" That seemed legit for the others.

5 minutes later Rainbow Dash was flying trough the town, as the sky became dark and cloudy.

„Huh?" Rainbow Dash said „Didn't I tell them to keep the sky free of clouds today?"

Then the first lightning hit the ground right next to her. „WHOA!"

Up in the clouds, Dan looked angrily at the pony who shot that lightning bolt: „You... the grey pony with the yellow mane... yeah you! Your crossed eyes are no excuse for bad accuracy! Don't miss her, hit her!"

„I'm sorry" Derpy said „I will try as good as I can to hit her!"

She shot another lightning bolt, but it hit Dan: „OUCH! As always, when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself! Chris, fire!"

So Chris and Dan, along with the other pegasi, started to aim all the lightning bolts at Rainbow Dash, who dodged them and fled , followed by the lightnings.

But then she had enough: She drifted up into the clouds to find the responsible pegasi. When she arrived, she asked: „What are you doing? Why are you shooting lightning at me?"

„That Dan-guy told us you wanted it!" Derpy said, pointing at an empty spot, where Dan and Chris were just moments ago.

„Wait, did you say 'Dan'?" Rainbow asked.

She got an answer from down below: „You will get your revenge, Rainbow Dash! I Pinkie-Pie-Promise!"

Rainbow realized in what trouble she was now: „Uh oh..."

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„Are you going to use that promise more often now?" Chris asked Dan.

Dan answered: „Shut up! And Elise, you could have told us that the effect of the device is just temporary. It really hurts to fall 100 feet down to the earth, you know?"

Elise just said: „Oopsie. But hey, you really deserve it!"

Dan answered: „Again, shut up. Why did you invent this thing anyway?"

"Uh, I invented it just for Chris?" Elise lied. Because actually she invented it for upcoming secret agent missions.

"Aaalriiight" Dan said slowly, not really believing Elise "Chris, any other weaknesses?"

„Well, Rainbow's dream is to be in the Wonderbolts team one day..." Chris said.

Dan said: „Great, then we're going to destroy her dream! Guys, we will ask these Wonderbolts for a race against Rainbow Dash. We will tell them to win and then call Rainbow a loser for losing and tell her that she will NEVER be in the Wonderbolts-team! Muhahahaha!"

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„What does that mean, you refuse to do that?" Dan asked when he, Chris and Elise talked with the Wonderbolts.

Spitfire answered: „Rainbow Dash is cool. She just needs some more time to train, then we will ask her for a membership. But we are definitely not destroying her life!"

„Fine, you jerks." Dan answered.

When Dan and his friends left, Chris said: „Well, we could ask the Shadowbolts. They will definitely do that! We just need to disguise them as the Wonderbolts..."

„Perfect!" Dan grinned.

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The next day, Rainbow Dash was going through the Everfree Forest, when she suddenly met the Wonderbolts! „Gasp! You are the Wonderbolts! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!"

„Yeah" one of the Wonderbolts said „How about a race?"

„Sure!" Rainbow answered.

„Alright!" Three, two, one, go!"

And so the race started. Rainbow lost.

„Seriously, you lost?" Another of the Wonderbolts said „You are such a loser! You will never be good enough to be a member of our team!"

„But... But..." Rainbow asked. She was almost about to cry, when she realized: „Wait a minute... I don't know any of you! You are not the Wonderbolts!" She removed the disguises „You are the Shadowbolts! Who hired you?"

„Oh, I am sure you know him" the third Shadowbolt said „his name is Dan..."

„DAN?" Rainbow Dash asked in shock „Oh my gosh, that guy is serious! I have to put an end to this!"

So Rainbow Dash started running, when she realized she was followed by someone... Dan!

„Stop right there, I am going to strangle you!"

Rainbow started flying, but Dan got her tail just before she got up into the sky.

Moments later he had climbed his way up to Rainbows back.

„GET OFF ME!" Rainbow shouted.

Dan responded: „NEVER!"

So Rainbow started to fly faster and faster, making it more difficult for Dan to stay on her back.

Finally, Rainbow was fast enough to perform a Sonic Rainboom! Dan now had a really hard time to stay on Rainbow's back, but when he got used to the speed, he slowly climbed his way forward, until he arrived at Rainbow's neck. He now put both his arms around Rainbow's neck. Rainbow noticed that and gulped. Suddenly, Rainbow crashed into Dan's house... again. It saved her from being strangled, but now Dan was even more angry than before!

„Okay, NOW you are going to die!" Dan shouted.

But Rainbow interrupted: „Wait wait wait! There is a reason I brought us back here! I want to make it all good again! So, what do you say? I will repair this whole house and you can go sit on the couch and watch TV!"

Dan thought about it for a moment, then he answered: „Okay."

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1 week later, Rainbow Dash was finished repairing everything, making it look better than ever before!

„So, what do you say?" Rainbow asked „Are we even?"

Dan answered: „Almost..." He stood up from the couch and broke Rainbow Dash's wings „NOW we are even!"