DAN VS.

Dan came back home from a visit at Ninja Dave's cookie shop and noticed it was unnatural dark. Unfortunately, he had already closed the door, so he tripped over a lot of stuff until he found the light switch. He turned the lights on and was shocked: „AAAAAHHH!"

His whole apartement was a party room, decorated by Pinkie Pie, who was standing in the middle of the room, shouting: „SURPRISE! I am Pinkie Pie, and since you earth guys are new to me, I make a party for everyone of you! And today I am making a Dan-Party!"

„How do you know my name!?" Dan asked.

Pinkie Pie answered: „Oh, silly, I know everyone in Equestria and on earth! Are you ready for some fun?"

„NO!" Dan shouted „GET OUT!"

„Come on!" Pinkie insisted „we both know you like fun! Let's dance!"

And with that Pinkie Pie started to dance, destroying half of the apartement!

„What are you doing!?" Dan shouted „You are breaking my stuff!"

„Well, duh, that's what unicorns are for!" Pinkie answered „They always repair the broken stuff in the party room after the party! At least that's what Twilight does..."

And with that Pinkie Pie started to bounce around the room until Dan kicked her out of the window, which resulted in Pinkie Pie landing on Dan's car, completely destroying it!

„Weee! That was fun!" Pinkie said „We should do this again tomorrow!"

„NOOOOOOOOOO!" Dan shouted in fear,

„PIIINKIIIEEE PIIIEEE!"

DAN

VS.

Pinkie Pie

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Dan called Chris. He answered the call: „Hey Dan. Why are you calling me? I thought Pinkie Pie was throwing a party for you by now..."

„You knew about the party!?" Dan shouted at his friend.

Chris answered: „Yeah, she told me yesterday at the 'Chris-and-Elise-party'"

„You know, nevermind" Dan said „because that's just it! She destroyed my apartement, and on top of that she completely destroyed my car!"

„Come on, you can't judge her for that!" Chris said „She's Pinkie Pie!"

„I don't care who she is, I WANT INFORMATION!" Dan shouted.

Chris answered: „ I'm sorry, but I can't help you very much on this one. Pinkie Pie has no weaknesses, all she cares about is fun and friends!"

„Oh, I will make something out of that" Dan grinned „But I need you. Bring scissors and explosives."

„But..." Chris tried to interrupt, but Dan already hung up. Chris sighed and started to do what Dan told him.

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Little time later Chris arrived at Dan's house with scissors and explosives. Chris didn't have to come in because Dan was already outside with scissors and explosives as well.

„Before you ask, this is the plan:" Dan explained „We go to that Sugarcube Corner, find Pinkie Pie's party stuff and destroy it!"

Chris said: „I don't think that this will work because..."

„Shut up." Dan interrupted „Oh, and you are driving."

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30 minutes later the two of them arrived at Sugarcube Corner. „What do you think?" Dan asked „is Pinkie Pie home?"

„I think not" Chris answered „She is probably preparing the 'Ninja-Dave-Party'..."

„Perfect!" Dan said, and the two of them entered the shop.

But before they were able to go upstairs, Miss Pie saw them and greeted: „Welcome! Are you interested in any cupcakes?"

Dan now seemed like he was about to explode! „IIIIIIIIII...

… love cupcakes!" Dan finished the sentence later upstairs while eating one of them. „These are the best cupcakes I've ever eaten in my life! Let's get the destuction started!" And with that, Dan and Chris used the scissors to destroy the decorations and the explosives to destroy the party cannon!

„Let's see what Pinkie Pie thinks about this..." Dan said, when he heard an „Ahem!" behind him.

Pinkie Pie was standing behind the two friends and said: „Well, I think I would be really upset if I wouldn't have a copy of all of this anywhere on my body. I forgive you this accident, friend!"

„This wasn't an accident!" Dan shouted „This was on purpose! And we are NO friends!"

„Well, I am your friend" Chris said.

Dan answered: „Shut up."

„But, but..." Pinkie Pie looked sad „but you HAVE to be my friend! Everyone is my friend!"

„Seems like I just got a backup plan!" Dan whispered to Chris and continued: „Well, I am not!"

Pinkie Pie was almost crying: „BUT..." then she became happy again „Oh, I will find a way to make you my friend! I promise! Until then, do you promise not to destroy my fun?"

„I promise." Dan lied.

Pinkie repeated angrily: „Do you PINKIE-PIE-PROMISE?"

That moment Chris whispered back to Dan: „I know what you're going to say, but you have to know one thing: One doesn't simply break a Pinkie-Pie-Promise!"

„Yeah yeah" Dan responded „ I DO Pinkie-Pie-Promise!"

„Okey dokey lokey!" Pinkie said and bounced away.

When she was gone, Dan said: „Come on, Chris, I have another plan! We have a lot of work to do..."

„Fine, I warned you." Chris responded.

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Two days passed, and Pinkie Pie left her home in Sugarcube Corner to meet all her friends again! But something was different: No one wanted to have something to do with her, and when Pinkie talked to them, they just said things like „Pah!" or „Go away!" So the whole day passed, and in the evening Pinkie went back home, where she found Dan in her room upstairs.

Pinkie said: „Dan? What are you doing here? Have you decided to be my friend? Because this day was sooo not going great!"

Dan answered: „No, I am here to tell you why everyone hates you, including me and Chris! See, you may think you are funny and great and nice and all that, but it seems you now realized you are just an annoying clown for everyone. They never laughed WITH you, they always laughed AT you!"

„But... that can't be!" Pinkie cried.

In the meanwhile Dan got a flashback:

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Yesterday

Dan and Chris went to the town hall, and Dan took the liberty to use the lectern and speak into the microphone: „Citizen of Ponyville! I have to tell you some terrible stuff about Pinkie Pie!"

„What are you doing?" Chris asked.

Dan responded: „Don't worry, I am just destroying Pinkie's life, nothing more..."

„WHAT?"

Dan then told the whole town of Ponyville stuff like „Pinkie is just so nice to everyone to get free stuff!" or „Pinkie is the most dangerous killer in the world! It starts with her being nice to you to get your trust, and then she kills you when you expect it the least!" The townsfolk became angry and began to hate and avoid Pinkie Pie...

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„Oh, it IS real!" Dan answered to Pinkie Pie. He acted like he was understanding her.

„So my whole life is a lie?" Pinkie became darker and her mane lost her volume. She fell on the ground and broke out in tears.

„I will leave you alone now..." Dan said and left.

But once he left Sugarcube corner, he grinned: „It is done! No one makes a party WITH buffet in MY house when I just went for Cookies!"

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When Dan arrived back at home, he realized his apartement and - most importantly – his car were still destroyed! „Aw come on!"