Dan vs Equestria
Chapter 4: Dan vs Fluttershy
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Dan was once again sitting on the couch, watching TV while petting his cat Mr. Mumbles, as a rabbit jumped through the window and destroyed his toaster! „Hey! Where did that rabbit come from!?" Dan shouted, but then he realized the rabbit was followed by all sorts of other different animals, and soon Dan's whole apartement was full with animals which destroyed everything!
„WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CHAOS!?" Dan shouted.
Then he saw a yellow pegasus with long, pink mane whispering something he didn't understand, but the animals stopped destroying Dan's apartement and left again.
„Oh, I am so sorry!" the pony whispered „I don't know why the animals were so upset."
„So they are YOUR animals?" Dan shouted.
The pegasus whispered: „Well, uh, yes but..."
„NOW LISTEN!" Dan shouted „If you or one of your stupid animals breaks just one more thing, YOU ARE GOING TO PAY! Did you understand me, uh...?"
„Fluttershy" the pony whispered „And I understood. I will leave you alone now..."
But that moment Fluttershy slipped on a banana peel and fell out of the window, onto Dan's car, leaving behind a bump.
„My car!" Dan shouted.
Fluttershy just whispered: „Oh, my..."
That was it! Dan stretched out his fist into the sky:
„FLUTTERSHYYYYY!"
DAN
VS.
Fluttershy
„This Fluttershy-girl will get some rough revenge for destroying my car!" Dan shouted „Come on, Mr. Mumbles, let's go to..." But then he realized his cat was gone! „What!? She also took Mr. Mumbles!? That calls for the worst revenge I can think of! And I know exactly who can help me..."
Chris in the meanwhile was sitting in the living room of his house, playing a board game with his wife Elise, when his mobile phone rang. The picture on the screen showed Dan. Chris rolled his eyes and answered the call: „Hello Dan. What can I help you with this time?"
„I need information about Fluttershy!" Dan said.
Chris was confused: „What? What could she possibly have done to you?"
„She destroyed my car! Give me information!" Dan shouted more angrily now.
„I don't believe you" Chris answered „But fine: Fluttershy is a really kind pony..."
„Pah!" Dan interrupted.
But Chris continued: „...and very shy. She would probably do nothing against you, even if you would blow up her house WHICH DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD DO IT! But she is very good with animals..."
„Huh, that would explain why Mr. Mumbles is with her now..." Dan thought out loud.
Chris answered: „Yeah, animals are the one thing that are important to Fluttershy. That is her weakest point. But I have to warn you: Never, NEVER make Fluttershy angry! You will regret it, trust me."
„Thanks, Chris!" Dan answered „Would you mind if you could help me with something?"
Chris looked over to Elise. Elise sighed: „Go."
Chris answered to Dan: „ I am on my way!"
Ten minutes later he arrived at Dan's house and knocked on the door. Dan let him in.
Chris was worried when he saw that Dan had two big bags in his hands.
He asked Dan: „Uh, what are the bags for?"
Dan answered: „I'll tell you tonight, when we visit Fluttershy's cottage..." He had an evil grin on his face.
Later, at night, Dan and Chris arrived at Fluttershy's cottage, and Dan explained: „Now we both take a bag and capture her animals! And I mean ALL of them, Chris!"
„I don't like that idea..." Chris answered.
Dan responded: „Shut up, do it."
So 3 hours later the two friends captured every animal and took the two bags back to Dan's house.
The next morning Fluttershy woke up just to see that all her animals disappeared!
„Oh my! Don't worry, Fluttershy, they are not gone, they have just gone on an adventure! I should call them back..." So Fluttershy took a deep breath and whispered silently „Come here, come here, my lovely animals!"
It was no use, and Fluttershy realized she would never be able to shout loud enough, when Pinkie Pie came along: „Hey Fluttershy! Where are your animals? Are they on an adventure?"
„I fear they are lost." Fluttershy whispered „And I can't scream loud enough to call them back..."
„Oh, let me do that!" Pinkie Pie offered and didn't wait for an answer. She shouted: „AAANIIIMAAALS! COME OUT! FLUTTERSHY IS VEEERYYY WORRIED ABOUT YOU! GREETINGS, PINKIE!"
The message arrived easily at Dan's house, so Dan woke up and said angrily: „Who the hell is shouting so loud at that time!?" Then he realized the animals escaped back to Fluttershy when they heard the message! And Mr. Mumbles, who was captured with the others, ran back with them!
„Mr. Mumbles! Wait!" Dan tried to get his cat, but he was too late. „Aw, come on!"
Dan took out his scribbling block and wrote the name „Pinkie" on the revenge list.
Then he called Chris again, who answered the call and said: „Dan, I am still in bed, what do you want?"
„The animals escaped, and Mr. Mumbles too! So I will go to Fluttershy again and turn them against her!"
„Yeah yeah, that sounds great" Chris answered „Can't you do that alone?"
„Of course I can! I just wanted to tell you the plan!"
„Why?"
„Because shut up that's why!"
„Good luck, Dan." Chris hung up.
1 hour later Dan arrived at Fluttershy's cottage once again. Luckily Fluttershy was inside, so Dan could start with his plan: „Hey, little animals! Before you attack me, I want to tell you why I put you into bags and stole you. You know, that Fluttershy-girl is not good for you! She says mean things about you behind your back, and since Equestria and human world are living together now, Fluttershy took a job at the Mafia! I just wanted to give you a safe place! So, what do you say? Should we join together and destroy that stupid pegasus?"
For some reason, the animals believed Dan and ran into Fluttershy's cottage to hurt her.
„Yes! Everything is going as planned!" Dan grinned.
After five minutes of beating and a whispering Fluttershy, she finally shouted: „STOOOOOP! What is going on?"
After the animals told her everything about Dan stealing them and telling them wrong things about her, Fluttershy became angry and ran out of the cottage to find Dan, who wasn't hiding at all, he stood right in the front.
Fluttershy shouted: „DAN! You can do a lot of things with me, but when someone hurts and manipulates my dear animal friends, HE IS GOING DOWN!"
„Uh oh..."
5 minutes later Chris' phone rang, and Chris answered: „Yes, Dan?"
„I have a giant problem! I made Fluttershy angry and now I am running for my life!"
„That's not my problem." Chris answered „I told you you would regret it." He hung up again.
„Stupid Chris!" Dan talked to himself while he was still running and now didn't even get help from Chris.
He thought for a moment and then got the one idea that could turn everything around, but he only got this one chance since he wasn't able to run any longer.
Dan stopped and turned around: „STOP FOR ONE SINGLE MOMENT!"
Fluttershy stopped right in front of a puddle of water, but she was always ready to start running again: „Talk quick, you jerk!" Fluttershy shouted.
Dan answered: „Don't you see? You are a monster right now! Just look into that puddle! Would your animal friends like you like that?"
Fluttershy looked into the water puddle and saw exactly what Dan was trying to say. „You are right. I am a monster! I can't chase you anymore. I can't go back to my animal friends, or to my pony friends. I shall dig a hole here and be alone forever!" She started to cry.
„Yes, you should." Dan answered „Start digging..." And with that Dan turned around and walked back home with a big evil grin, leaving Fluttershy behind in the middle of nowhere.
„No one breaks my stuff!" Dan said as he picked up Mr. Mumbles on his way.