DAN VS.

It was another normal day. Dan sat on his couch, watching his favorite TV show „The adventures of Population Control Johnny", when a sound from the outside disturbed him. It sounded like someone was bucking trees repeatedly. After the tenth time Dan ran to the window and shouted out loud: „Keep it down, you jerks!" Just now he looked for the source of the sound, and spotted an applefarm nearby... on the Equestria-Side!

„I am sorry!" an orange pony with blonde mane and a cowboy hat shouted back, but just because of the distance „But I can't just stop bucking these apples! I have to sell them to keep up the farm!"

„And that can't wait!?" Dan asked.

The pony shouted: „No, I am sorry! By the way, I am Applejack!"

So the bucking continued... and continued... and continued...

At night, when Dan tried to sleep, he wasn't able to do that because of the repeated bucking sound! „Grrrrr... How many apple trees are on that farm!?" And the next time he heard the sound, he had enough! He stretched out his fist into the sky:

„AAAPPLEEEJAAACK!"

DAN

VS.

Applejack

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Dan got out of the bed and called Chris.

Chris on the other hand was sleeping, because it was night. But as his phone rang, Chris woke up and got on the phone just to be greeted by Dan with: „I can't sleep! This Applejack-girl is driving me crazy!"

„And because of that you have to wake me up, too?" Chris asked.

Dan responded: „Of course! I need you as an information source! What do you know about her?"

Chris answered: „Oh, if that is all you want: Applejack lives on a farm together with her big brother Big Macintosh, her little sister Applebloom and Granny Smith. The family needs the apples on the applefarm to live. I hope you can make some ideas out of it, as long as they don't include me for tonight..."

„Yeah, I already have some ideas in my head!" Dan said „They include you..."

„Good night, Dan!" Chris interrupted and hung up.

„Fine. I can also do it alone" Dan talked to himself angrily „Stupid Chris..."

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1 hour later Dan arrived with the car at the applefarm, in a burglar suit. „Plan A: Stealing all the apples from the farm!" So Dan did exactly that: He took every single apple he found and put them all together into his car. He then drove back home and took the apples with him into the house. „Mr. Mumbles!" Dan called his pet cat „I brought you something to eat!"

The next morning Dan looked out of his window to see the reaction of the apple family.

„Oh no!" Applejack shouted „all the apple are gone!"

But then Granny Smith interrupted her: „Oh, it's okay. For cases like this I always have some emergency apples in store. We can still sell them."

„WHAT?" Dan shouted.

Just that moment someone knocked on the door, and Chris came in: „Hi Dan! How is your revenge going?"

„Not good." Dan answered „I stole all the apples, but that Granny-Smith-Grandma has an emergency storage!"

„But" Chris said „if you stole all the apples from the trees, it means you already don't hear these bucking sounds anymore, even if it's just temporary, until the next apples are coming..."

„It's about the principle!" Dan said „I have to destroy that apple family and their applefarm! So when I put plan A into action, I already prepared for plan B!"

„And what exactly is plan B?" Chris asked.

Dan responded: „I can't tell you that, you wouldn't like it." In that moment there was something moving in refridgerator.

„What was that?" Chris asked.

Dan responded: „Nothing! Shut up!"

„Are you holding someone prisoner in there?" Chris asked angrily.

„Nooooo?" Dan answered.

Chris opened the refridgerator to see Applebloom in there: „S-s-so c-cold! That bad guy with black messy hair kidnapped me!"

„Whose hair is messy!?" Dan shouted at her.

Chris shouted back: „Dan!"

„Fine, I kidnapped Applejack's little sister so I can call her and demand to get whatever I want! They HAVE to quit the farm if they want this Applebloom-kid back!"

„Uh, I think you forgot something..." Chris tried to say, but Dan already called Applejack's number.

„Hello, here speaks the unknown kidnapper!" Dan said „I kidnapped your beloved Applebloom!"

Applejack on the other end was shocked: „You kidnapped Applebloom!? Please, don't hurt her!"

„Oh, I won't hurt her as long as I get what I want" Dan answered „And I want you to close your stupid applefarm and move... I don't know... into another pony-town! I also want..."

„Wait" Applejack realized „Aren't you that Dan-guy from the earth-side?"

„That's what I was trying to tell you..." Chris said. That moment someone knocked down Dan's door!

It was Applejack! „I'll show you not to mess with Applejack!" So Dan got the biggest beating he ever had. „Come on, Applebloom, we are going home!"

As the two left Dan's house, Dan shouted after them: „ I will show YOU not to mess with ME!"

„Uh, and how will you do that?" Chris asked.

Dan shouted: „Applejack has gone too far! Now she and her whole family will pay! It's time for plan X!"

„You mean explosives?" Chris asked.

Dan responded: „Yes, which is why I will trap you in my refridgerator to keep you from keeping me from using them!"

So five minutes later Chris was trapped in Dan's refridgerator, and Dan had left the house to install the explosives on the farm.

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After 1 hour Dan arrived, and another hour later he was finished installing the explosives.

„Goodbye, Applejack!" Dan said before blowing up the farm.

Fortunately, everypony survived, but Granny Smith was badly hurt.

„Granny Smith!" Applejack shouted „We have to bring her into the hospital!"

„Yes!" Dan said „As long as the old lady is in hospital and the farm is destroyed, Applejack won't be able to catch up on her work. Oh sweet victory!"

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One month later

Granny Smith was fine again and the farm was rebuilt. Applejack had returned to bucking the apples, while Dan was trying to sleep, once again disturbed by the sounds: „Aw come on!"