Last time on Dan vs Equestria:

Dan was called to Canterlot Castle by Princess Luna to find out about the villain who discorded Cadence and Shining Armor and knocked out Twilight and Spike. During his investigation as a detective, Dan unfortunately blew his cover to Luna and is now about to be banished to the moon for 1000 years!

DAN VS.

As the banishing portal was about to give Dan a one-way trip to the moon, Princess Celestia entered the corridor and was shocked by the scenery: Twilight and Spike were lying unconcious in a corner, Cadence and Shining Armor just didn't stop arguing, and Luna was holding the holographic disguiser in one hoof, which meant in Celestia's eyes that Luna was the cause of all the trouble Celestia had heard of! Luna also seemed to have stolen the Elements of Harmony since they were hovering in front of her, and she also removed the castle roof for a banishing portal aimed at a seemingly innocent civilian!

„Luna!" Celestia shouted.

Luna looked around the scenery and said: „Uhm, it's not what it looks like! Really!"

„I don't wanna hear your lies, 'Luna'!" Celestia interrupted „I thought after we were through with this, it would never happen again... But it seems like I was wrong. You are turning into Nightmare Moon once again. I am so sorry, little sister, but I have no other choice than to banish you to the moon once again before you fully transform!"

„Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Princess Luna shouted as Princess Celestia threw her into the banishing portal, causing it to close itself.

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„You are safe now, humble civilian" Celestia told Dan.

Dan answered: „Thank you, your highness. I really thought I was going to be banished for a moment there... I think I will find my way back home, but I would more likely ask for permission to stay here a little longer..." Dan's work wasn't done yet...

„Of course" Celestia approved the request „I now have some stuff to do here anyway..."

„Wait, like 'here' here?" Dan asked.

„Yeah, exactly." Celestia answered.

„Hmph, fine..." Dan said and left the corridor.

Once he left, he talked to himself: „Why does she have to do her business in there? I need to reach the Elements of Harmony! They are the most important thing for my next scheme!"

He lifted his fist into the air and shouted:

„PRINNCESS CELESSTIIAAAAA!"

DAN

VS.

Princess Celestia

(Part 3)

„I have to get Princess Celestia out of there somehow..." Dan thought and directly came up with an idea. He went to the throne room and set it on fire. „Why should I lie when I could say the truth?" Then he ran back to the corridor and shouted: „Princess Celestia, YOUR THRONE ROOM IS ON FIRE!"

„OH MY GOSH!" Celestia shouted „GUARDS! EXTINGUISH THE FIRE!"

The guards did as their ruler said and took care of the fire in the throne room.

„Really?" Dan asked „You weren't going to do something yourself?"

„I'm sorry, I am just too busy rearranging the lead of the Crystal Empire and the control of the moon." Celestia answered.

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Dan went back out of the corridor as he realized: „Oh, I am such an idiot! There are other ways to get to the Elements, ways which don't require Princess Celestia leaving! I just have to get that disguiser back that I left in the corridor..."

Dan then noticed that Cadence and Shining Armor were still inside the corridor room, directly on the door, in other words almost side to side with Dan!

He poked his head into the door frame and whispered: „Hey! You two! Could you do me a favor? You know, since I am the friend of the guy who finally spoke the truth about you..."

„Well, I guess that's worth a favor..." Cadence said.

„Great!" Dan responded „All you need to do is to get me that holographic disguiser over there..."

„I'm on it!" Shining Armor answered.

Cadence interrupted: „He asked ME!"

„I asked you BOTH!" Dan shouted „Just shut up and get me..."

„Cadence? Shining Armor?" Celestia asked „Do you two need something? I heard something about this holographic disguiser here... You can have it for confiscation if you want..."

So Princess Celestia threw the disguiser over to the two of them, and Shining Armor caught it.

„Here you go" he gave the disguiser to Dan.

„Thank you, Sir!" Dan responded. He left the two of them arguing again.

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„So, who would get Princess Celestia's permission to take the Elements of Harmony without further questioning?" He thought „Ah, the bearers, of course! Twilight would be the easiest one, but I can't disguise as her as long as she is unconcious inside the corridor... Hmm, let's try that Applejack..."

With that, he used the disguiser to transform into Applejack and practiced: „Hey, what's up, y'all? I am a happy apple farmer, as happy as... uh... crazed up squirrels... and stuff... Nah, ah just can't impress'er. How 'bout Pinkie?"

So Dan transformed into Pinkie Pie: „FUN! FUN! FUN! Fun! Fun! Fun... (pant)... fun... (pant)... fu... how the hell can she do that all day? No, I'm not going in there as Pinkie Pie. Who else is left? Rarity!"

So Dan transformed into Rarity and promptly fell with the face onto the ground. „Too much lashes! They are heavier than her whole body! I can't get in there falling onto the ground all the time! Great, only two left..."

Now Dan transformed into Fluttershy.

Long Silence.

„Okay, I am seriously not the silent type. I would quickly blow my cover as Fluttershy. Besides... ANIMALS IN THE HAIR!" He scratched his Fluttershy-hair to get all the bugs and other little creatures out of there. „Only one more chance..."

He transformed one last time and became Rainbow Dash!

„Hey, that's not so bad! It's actually perfect! I mean, Element of Loyalty, come on, if that isn't trustworthy! Also, I can perfectly impress her awesomeness... because I am naturally even more awesome!" He flew into the air and directly fell back onto the ground. „Well, as long as I don't try to fly, I shouldn't blow my cover with this one!"

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So Dan went into the corridor, disguised as Rainbow Dash, and talked to Princess Celestia: „Hey, Princess Celestia! Long time no see! It's me, the only, real and totally not fake Rainbow Dash, Element of Loyalty, so any particular special Elements would be safe with me..."

„Yeah, I see that you are" Celestia answered „It has really been a long time. And I get your point, even though I am wondering how you found out about the destination of the Elements and why you need them. I am sure you have your reasons for it, so take the Elements. They're not safe here anyway."

„Thank you... Princess FOOLESTIA!" Rainbow Dash suddenly shouted and transformed into Discord!

„WHAT?" Princess Celestia was shocked „Discord? But how is this possible?"

„I am not Discord, neither am I Rainbow Dash or anyone else!" Discord said „I am the unknown person responsible for all the recent trouble, and I got my hands back on the holographic disguiser! That's right! You banished your sister for nothing! And now it's time to play!" Discord snipped his fingers, and Princess Celestia's wings and horn were gone!

Discord continued: „Now you have no power, and I have all of it! Hahahahaha!"

Princess Celestia tried to reach him so she could fight him, but Discord said: „Ah ah ah, not so fast!"

He transformed into King Sombra and trapped Celestia inside shadow crystals so she wasn't able to move anymore!

King Sombra now transformed into Queen Chrysalis and called an army of Changelings to surround the trapped Princess Celestia, just in case she would break free.

„And now for the big finale!" Chrysalis said as her horn started to glow...

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But suddenly her magic was interrupted by another transformation, and Princess Celestia didn't see the mysterious villain for a moment until she realized she had to look further down to the ground. She just couldn't hold back a smile at what she saw, even though her situation was as bad as it was:

Queen Chrysalis had transformed into Fluffle Puff and was with the back on the ground. Fluffle just couldn't get back onto her feet! „God dang it!" she cursed „That wasn't supposed to happen!"

„And I guess this was neither!" One of the Changelings suddenly said and transformed into Elise!

„Elise?" Fluffle Puff asked.

„Well, I guess you didn't expect me having a second disguiser, RIGHT, DAN!?"

„Wait" Celestia asked „That pink fluffy thing is Dan? HE is responsible for everything?"

„As always." Elise added „Now give me that, Dan!" she took the disguiser from Dan, who transformed back to normal.

„This will be hard work to return everything to normal" Elise said as she looked at the situation as a whole.

„HEY!" Dan shouted „Aren't you forgetting something? I still have the Elements!"

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In that moment Twilight and Spike woke up.

Twilight was shocked: „What happened here? How did we even get to Canterlot? And is this Dan with the Elements of Harmony? Daaaaan..." Twilight's eyes became small as she angrily spoke the last word.

As she saw Elise, Twilight said: „Ah, I guess we need fixing here. A lot of fixing. Don't worry, I have just the spell for it! But first..."

Her horn started to glow, and she said: „Changelings, let Dan feel what REAL pain is!"

And so hundreds of Changelings attacked Dan, and the following scenes were too violent to mention any further.

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„Now I think Dan learned his lesson" Twilight said and cast the fixing spell.

A big white flashlight appeared which returned everything to it's normal state at the beginning of part 1.

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Dan was walking around the Equestria-Side again and came across the train station. But this time he missed Cadence and Shining Armor...

A moment later Twilight appeared out of the bushes: „Just a little adjustment to assure this doesn't happen again." she winked.

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Special thanks to hunter once again! He just suggested Dan vs Cadence, but I gave you guys a triple-princess-three-parter of awesomeness! :P

And yes, I just needed to build in Fluffle Puff, because Fluffle Puff is best OC! :D