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Dan broke the love between Cadence and Shining Armor and knocked out Twilight and Spike. Thanks to a holographic disguiser, Princess Luna now thinks Chris is the one behind all this...

DAN VS.

Chris and Elise were at home in their kitchen cooking their dinner, as Chris suddenly heard the front door breaking with a big boom!

He ran over to see that the door revealed Luna, who shouted: „CHRIS! I AM GOING TO BANISH THOU TO THE MOON FOR WHAT THOU HAVE DONE!"

„What HAVE I done?" Chris asked scared „I haven't even left the house today!"

Elise joined the conversation: „That's true. He was with me all day."

„Really? But someone broke the love between Princess Cadence and Shining Armor, and he looked exactly like Chris..." Luna said.

Elise gasped silently: „Someone must have stolen my holographig disguiser to disguise himself as Chris and destroy everything in his name!"

„What?" Chris asked.

Elise said: „Uh, nothing! I just said that we don't know who did all this, but you could ask Chris' friend Dan. He might have seen something."

„Thank you for the information." Luna answered „I will send a few guards to bring this Dan to Canterlot Castle. I have stuff to do, you know, like arranging a new leader for the Crystal Empire during this crisis..."

With that, she flew away and left Chris and Elise with a broken door.

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The next day, Luna was sitting on her throne in Canterlot Castle, as one of the guards came in: „We found that Dan you asked for, your highness!"

„Bring him in." Luna answered.

„That could take a few moments..." the guard responded „He is relentlessly trying to struggle free! We need four guards to hold him!"

In that moment, said guards came in, each holding an arm or leg of a struggling Dan: „Let me go, you jerks!"

The guards threw him in front of Princess Luna and quickly ran back through the door: „Good luck, your highness! This guy is crazy!"

„Thank you for releasing me!" Dan shouted back at the guards.

Luna took the word: „Hello, Dan. I ordered my guards to bring you here because I need your help."

„Wait... YOU ordered me here?" Dan asked.

„Yes"

„Wait a second..." Dan said as he lifted his fist into the air and shouted:

„LUUUUUNAAAAA!"

DAN

VS.

Princess Luna

(Part 2)

„Was that necessary?" Luna asked.

„Yes it was!" Dan said „So what exactly do you need help with anyway?"

„Someone discorded Princess Cadence and Shining Armor" Luna said „The person who did that looked like your friend Chris, but it was someone else. I can only guess that the person used some kind of transformation spell, but I don't know who it might have been..."

„Well, you came to the right one!" Dan answered „I sure saw something around the library yesterday, but nothing specific. Anyway, I am a hobby detective, so I can start an investigation in this case. We should first check for clues on Twilight and Spike. I command you to bring them here, assistant Luna!"

„Hey! Who is the princess here?" Luna asked angrily.

Dan responded: „Who asked Detective Dan for help?"

„Fine." Luna said „Guards! Bring me Twilight and Spike!"

The guards did as Luna said, and Dan tried to start investigating the bodies of the unicorn and the dragon as he realized: „I can't investigate these bodies without the proper equipment! According to this map of the castle, you should have an investigation equipment room around here..."

„Where did you get that map?" Luna asked.

Dan aswered: „Shut up and follow me! Oh, and take Twilight and Spike with you!"

„What was that?" Luna lifted an eyebrow.

„What was that?" Dan repeated her.

„Oh, nevermind..." Luna gave up and took the still unconcious Twilight and Spike on her back.

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A few minutes later, they arrived at the investigation equipment room, where they met Cadence and Shining Armor, still arguing with each other.

Luna rolled her eyes, and Dan said: „Nevermind them" and opened the door to the room, just to find it empty!

„Where did all the equipment go?" Dan asked „Cadence? Shining Armor?"

„How should I know what happened to it?" Shining Armor shouted „I am too egoistic to tell you anyway, am I right Cadence?"

„Well, I am too fat to even move my mouth, so don't expect an answer from me!" Cadence shouted.

„Okay, nevermind. Maybe someone just moved the stuff somewhere else!" Dan said „This place on the map, the corridor with the colored windows which are showing some kind of historical happenings... That would be a pretty obvious spot to move stuff. Let's check it out! Oh, and Candence and Shining Armor, you are coming with us."

So Dan went to said corridor, followed by Cadence, Shining Armor and Luna, whose load on her back was getting heavy, and Cadence and Shining Armor annoying her with their arguing didn't really make it better.

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As the group finally arrived in the corridor, Luna said: „Well, no investigation equipment here... Whew, I really need to take Twilight and Spike onto the ground for a minute, they are getting too heavy..."

While Luna did that, Dan ran to the other end of the corridor: „Well, it might be that the investigation equipment isn't here, but at least I am where I wanted to be!" He stood in front of the big locked door which held the Elements of Harmony behind it and tried to open said door.

Luna turned to him: „Oh, now I get it! So you just tried to steal the Elements of Harmony all the time! Too bad you don't know how to open the door..." she smiled.

„Oh yeah?" Dan asked „Then how do I open it?"

„Do you really think I would tell you?" Luna laughed.

„You know what?" Dan responded „I think you don't know how to open the door either!"

„Yes I do!"

„I don't believe you. What kind of a princess are you when you don't even know how to open this door?

„I KNOW HOW TO OPEN THIS DOOR!"

„THEN SHOW ME!"

So Luna stepped in front of the door and used her horn as a key to open the door.

„See?" Luna said

„Thank you very much!" Dan said, taking the Elements of Harmony!

„Oh no you won't!" Luna shouted and used her magic to take the Elements of Harmony and make them hover in front of her.

In the same moment Dan dropped something else: The holographic disguiser fell out of Dan's pocket!

Luna took it into her hoof and now shouted: „SO THOU WERE THE ONE BEHIND EVERYTHING! THAT'S IT! THOU WILL BE BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS, NAO!"

And with that, Luna used her magic once again to remove the castle roof, revealing a banishing portal appearing in the sky out of nowhere to banish Dan to the moon for 1000 years!

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To be continued...