DAN VS.

Dan was sitting on his couch, zapping through the TV channels. „Why isn't there anything interesting on today?" He then zapped to a news channel. „Huh. News are always good. So let's watch that."

Now the newsman was talking: „I am sure you all remember that little girls show 'My Little Pony-Friendship Is Magic' ha ha... I really like to watch it."

„My Little Pony!?" Dan shouted „I hate this show! It's, as the newsman said, for little girls! I don't understand why adult people are watching this!"

The newsman continued: „Turns out the world of Equestria is actually real!"

„What!?" Dan shouted.

„That's right!" the newsman said „It seems like one half of our planet is actually Equestria! Princess Celestia was holding up a shield for thousands of years that made us think this half of the planet was completely normal, with human civilization, and made the ponies on the other hand not see us and our side of the planet, so they thought Equestria covered everything. Well, now we know it isn't, and humans and ponies alike already begin to make friendships between each other! Isn't that great?"

„No, it isn't!" Dan shouted even louder than before „Where is the border between our side and the Equestria-Side?"

The newsman magically gave the answer: „The border between the two halves seems to go straight through Los Angeles..."

The TV was destroyed by a brick, thrown by Dan. He then looked outside to see that his house was directly at the border to Equestria, and that the house across the street was a giant library tree now. „It's time for a little revenge marathon!" Dan talked to himself before stretching out his fist into the sky:

„EEEQUESTRIIIAAA!"

DAN

VS.

Equestria

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