Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 9- Deadpool vs Discord

(Based off of "Lampio vs Green Lantern" by Parafernalha)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Deadpool!

vs.

Discord!

BEGIN!

Deadpool:
I'm Deadpool, John de Lancie, and I can't be killed!

BANG!

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While waving his gun around, Deadpool accidentally shot himself in the head. Cheese Sandwich then walked in wearing his poncho and hat.

"I never did like this guy," Cheese said seriously, blowing a noise maker he held in his mouth at the fallen Anti-Hero, "If he's supposed to be a super hero, shouldn't he be a good person? Seriously, this guy is just terrible. Anyway, my Cheesy Sense told me there was a rap battle going on, and since this disgusting guy isn't in any condition to rap, I think I'll just take his place."

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Cheese Sandwich!

vs.

Discord!

BEGIN!

Cheese Sandwich:
Let's get this party started! This guy is just a jerk!
Mooches off of Fluttershy, never does a lick of work,
I'm the Super Party Pony, three big cheers for Weird Al!

Discord:
I just read the Wikipedia page of this Fat Weird guy named Al.
I'll end you with a snap, with my Chaos based attacks
I'll just turn up the heat, melt down all your cheesy snacks.

Cheese Sandwich:
You mean you're going to go back on your promise to be good?
Well you're nothing but a snake, who's obsessed with crazy food!
Giant apples, popping corn, chocolate rain with no whipped cream!

Discord:
Don't play your squeeze box, cause I think I might just scream.
You sure love those polkas, in that Goof Off here's the thing,
You stole Pinkie's Smile Song during your turn to sing.

Cheese Sandwich:
You can't comment on my songs, "Glass of Water" was all wrong.
In the whole series, it was the number one worst song!
Everybrony compared you to the Genie from Aladdin!

Discord:
Stop right there Mister Sandwich, before I get back to Discording.
With just a touch I'll turn your coat from brown to grey
I will make you all grumpy, you'll hate parties all your days

Cheese Sandwich:
Don't you put a claw on me, or Boneless Two will bite your beard.
I'll tell Shy, she'll get sad, and I know that is your fear
You and her are only friends, I've got a date with Pinkie Pie!

Discord:
Only you could handle her, her randomness makes others die,
Well, we're finally at the end, oh, here comes my Q!
I'm omnipotent in two worlds, so who the hay are you?

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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Lord Lycaon chapter 7 . Feb 23

This is a bit of a stretch, but how about Discord vs Deadpool from the Marvel comics?

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EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP!

BATTLES OF HASBRO!

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Sorry, but I can't stand Deadpool. To be honest, I kinda think he sucks. I don't find a character who swears and makes stupid jokes, many of which involve sex, and just won't shut up to be funny.