Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 8- Pinkie Pie vs Pepper Clark

(Based off of "Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali 2" by Intense Rap Battles of Craziness)

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HAAAAAASSBRO!

Pinkie Pie!

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Pepper Clark!

BEGIN!

Pepper Clark:
I'm a comedian; ya know. I'm the skunk called Pepper Clark!
I'l throw a cream pie in your face, leave you stupid and in the dark!
I ain't Gotta Share the victory, I'm gonna win this game,
It's another Party of One, and I'm that One with all the fame
My show's humor is much is better, it's too good for YouTube!
I don't need to break the Fourth Wall, you're just a comic noob
I'll joy buzzer you so hard, I'll make Gilda your lucky, 'cause gosh, you're insane!
Then I'll finish you off by deflating your cotton candy balloon mane!

Pinkie Pie:
I make ponies smile! Good thing you're not a pony!
You say that you're funny, well you're just a big fat phony!
Your show's not on YouTube? Maybe no one cares in the end!
Your whole shtick is made up of meanie jokes attacking your friends
I'm a Super Duper Party Pony, I'm Ponyvile's best!
You tried to throw a party, your friendship got put to the test.
I'll baby sit the twins, while you're juggling pins.
I'm super fun and responsible! That's the character that wins!

Pepper Clark:
You're crazy, girl! Get committed already!
And I think you might have an addiction to confetti!
Old Banana's thinks I'm funny, that proves I'm the master,
Put the Party Cannon away, I'm a living one liner blaster!
Now you're the cannibal Cupcake Killer, c'mon, that's completely sick!
And should I mention your little secret crush on Cheese Sandwich?
And sure, I made Penny cry once, but you know what you did twice?
You totally bullied poor Fluttershy in Filli Vanilli; that's not nice!

Pinkie Pie:
Your rhymes cut like a hacksaw! Ooh, those insults run deep!
You resort to that evil FanFic? That proves that you're a creep!
You're like the Trixie of comedy, all bark and no spray!
And since when do skunks smell nice? No how and no way!
You can't sing at all! My songs are better than yours!
I hop around Ponyvile! You can't handle doors!
Me and Cheese Sandwich? That's A-okay!
But about Captain Cuddles? It's time for Weasel Stomping Day!

Pepper Clark:
If you're the Element of Laughter, I'm a god of Hilarity!
Comparing me to you is like comparing Blythe to Rarity!
You're just a crazier Minka who doesn't have any real talent!
Try being funny without warping reality! That'd be a challenge!

Pinkie Pie:
You're a meanie pants! And you're not even wearing any clothes!
And if you're so sure you've won, then what's that stink in my nose?
Go back to PBS, Martha! You're really trying to hard.
Rule One of comedy, joke doesn't equal fart!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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Anonymous chapter 7 . Mar 25

Pepper vs Pinkie pie

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASBRO!