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Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

by Matthais Unidostres

Chapter 10: CROSSOVER: Spike vs Spyro

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Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 10- Spike vs Spyro

(Based off of "Goku vs Superman" by ERB)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

CROSS-OVER!

HELOOOOOOO EVERYBODY! This is Matthais and welcome back to the show! Time for another CROSSOVER rap battle! Time for Hasbro to face off against Sony!

Reping The Hub this time:

Spike!

Versus:

Spyro!


Spyro:

You're just a baby! The heck is going on?

Take your 2D animation and go home to your mom.

Yeah, your do nothing Princess that got beat by Chrysalis.

Sparx is a better side kick than you,

(Sparx: Can't touch this!)

Spyro:

I wield five strong elements, you spit green lighter fluid,

You dance around in frilly aprons, dream of ice cream when your lucid.

My power is incredible, I'm out of your league!

Your Elements and Rainbow Power got nothing on me.

Believe me, Cynder beats Rarity

My Convexity breath will blow the wings off of Twily

The Equines enslaved you, imprisoned you down in Ponyville

I live in Warfang, and the Guardians taught me how to kill.

Spike:

How many times are they going to reboot you?!

You were born in 1998, and then Skylanders exploited you!

You resist the Rainbow? You're crazy,

The Mane Six all go Super Saiyan, soon you'll be pushing daisies.

Do nothing Princess? Ha! Yeah, she can raise the Sun!

You hide in a crystal with your girl while Twi and I get it done,

When I saw your movie- oh wait, it canceled!

The best you got was a cartoon on DoesAThing's channel!

I saved Crystal Empire! I saved Equestria Games!

I got a giant statue, you just got a sack of pain!

Spyro:

Wow! This is just as bad as your Cloudsdale Anthem cover!

You've never had a Fury, yet at that torch you couldn't breathe!

I fought the Dark Master, you just jumped off a building

Your owner does the fighting, while you're always hiding!

Spike:

Don't preach violence to me, you OP Avatar!

Luna only needs one moon to crush Cynder!

You'll see the Night of Eternal Darkness in the end!

Another Troublemaker's gonna taste the Rainbow again!


WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SONY. . .

oops. . .I mean. . .

OF HASBRO!

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