Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 6- Captain Cuddles vs Trenderhoof

(Based off of "Super Villain Shuffle" by Doug Walker from "Demo Reel: Dark Knight Begins Rises")

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Captain Cuddles!

vs.

Trenderhoof!

BEGIN!

Trenderhoof:

I am Trenderhoof, and I set all trends.

And I'll plow Applejack's field in the end.

I just love the farmer's life, so down to earth,

You're a captain of what? Your title has no worth!

Captain Cuddles:

I am Captain Cuddles, as the pretty lady said.

Now you can go home to your cold lonely bed,

I'm just a nice guy, ignore the Sepper fan rage,

To get Pepper to like me, I don't need to change.

I'm a suave European Polecat, pop goes the weasel!

Didn't Hearths Warming Eve teach you racism is evil?

Spike:

I love Rarity! For eternity!

I knew you and her wouldn't hook up. Next!

Pepper Clark:

Now this is the story all about how,

My tummy was filled with butterflies fluttering around.

Now let me take a minute to punch you all hard,

And show that Trenderhoof's a skinny retard.

You Sepper fans are crazy, Hasbro doesn't read your fanfics!

And Spike, you're a lizard, all that Sparity is sick.

MLP will never have romance, it's too focused on friendship.

Now I'll end this rap battles with a clever comedian quip!

"Hey Spikey Wikey! You're whole show is a 'Friend Zone!' Get it?! Get it!?"

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!