Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 6: Blythe Baxter vs Rainbow Dash

(Set to "Tobuscus vs Pewdiepie" by Video Game Rap Battles)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBOR!

Blythe Baxter!

VS!

Rainbow Dash!

BEGIN!

Rainbow Dash:

How's it going girl? It's Rainbow Dash!

By the end this daddy's girl is going to crash!

You're just Rarity with a pet fetish, you'll grow up to be a bum.

I'm about to smash in your face with a Hoof Bump!

You think you can insult me? Huh, I don't care!

You have a bigger head, but I have the cooler hair!

I beat Changelings, Starscream, Keldeo, and even Fluttershy!

Run and hide in Penny's fire hydrant and have a good cry.

Blythe:

Well it looks like the Biscuit Twins are not the biggest jerks,

You just race and take naps all day, I actually do work.

My outfits are on pair with Rarity's, oh wait, they're better!

You're not the Element of Loyalty, you're the most arrogant mare ever!

I'm way better than all those rap opponents that you conquered!

This battle will end so fast you'll think it's "Double Rainboom." Sponsor. . .

You and your whole Brony Army have just been beaten!

I'm done with you now, we've got Cupcakes to be eaten!

Rainbow Dash:

You're just jealous that you have no place in the Brony Army!

Your audience is a bunch of 8 year olds, just TRY and harm me!

You show has too many songs, you people are insane.

All those imagine spots. . .what's wrong with your brains?

You're an Eliza Thornberry rip off? Why the heck are you even trying?

Push away your own dad and then you break down crying!

Fashion Camp? That's why you left? You're one to talk about Loyalty!

And you and Russell F., well, that's self explanatory.

Blythe:

OMG! I'm not here to take cheap shots from a pony,

You always tease and insult your friends, you red eyed phony!

You say I'm afraid, don't you remember "Sonic Rainboom"?

You can't handle animals, they almost sealed your doom.

I can open my sketch pad and draw you in a man suit,

You're a mascot for Skittles, I'd rather have real fruit.

Blythe Style is so hot, no Brony can fight it.

All Bronies will be Petters, even Celestia will see it!

Rainbow Dash:

Nobody watches LPS! No one analyzes it either!

Check out all the reviewers on Youtube, then take a breather.

Fan art, fan games, fan music and BronyCon!

Equestria is forever, we all want Downtown City gone!

Blythe:

LOL! You're just screaming, and part of that's wrong.

We DO have fan art, and we DO have fan songs.

The pets ROFL cause they know that you lost,

Let's reenact "Applebuck Season," and send you blasting off.

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WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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Bananas 10/12/13 . chapter 5

How about Rainbow dash blythe ?

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!