Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 5- Russell Ferguson vs Twilight Sparkle

(Based off of "Phoenix Wright vs Adrian Monk" by ERB Parodies)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Russell Ferguson!

vs.

Twilight Sparkle!

BEGIN!

Twilight:

Here's the thing; I'm all set to buck this sorry rodent's rear

I've solved a ton of friendship problems since I started my career

Your show's random as Pinkie, should've been canceled on the spot,

Unless I'm wrong about all this; which, you know, I'M NOT!

Your messy porcupine spikes could poke out someone's eye

Just stay in Littlest Pet Shop; it's a jungle outside

When it comes to being spikey, I'm sure Spike is more effective

Here's what happened, Mr. F; you crossed the wrong detective

Russell:

HEEEEY! Your statement is clearly faulty, Twi!

I'm a hedgehog! Would you like it I called you a Pegasi?

You can't handle computer tech, or a bakers dozen of treats,

You and your friends are always in peril, a pet's life is sweet.

Made a movie of a Sweet Truck Ride, cleared the name of Blythe,

You sold out your three friends in the triple M crime.

I've double checked my checklist, I've clearly got the victory,

Sure your friendship may be magic, but it's also contradictory!

Twilight:

Double checking? Guess what? I do triple checking!

You came after me, pet, thinking you could beat me at rapping

But you forgot about a crucial piece of evidence,

Littlest Pet Shop's just has one season, FiM arrived in 2010

You made your debut on the Hub, in 2012.

My show has tons of Bronies, your audience is all younger than 12.

You're an obsessed Star Trek fan who lives in a fantasy

While I'm the savior of Equestria, so give up now; your show's insanity!

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Russell stood with his paw rubbing his chin in thought. The surrounding warped as they turned into a fantasy of a courtroom with Blythe as the judge and the other pets on the jury. Russell is at the stand, and he's wearing a blue suit and a red neck tie.

Russell:

OBJECTION! Witness, there is a clear contradiction in your testimony!

It's time for this hedgehog to foil this mare like Dr. E.

Like how Wionna licks your face, I'm gonna kick your flank,

Check on YouTube, Magic Mystery Cure and Equestria Girls STANK!

You're crazy! You're insane! You're OCD!

And I bet Dash went to the Rainbow Factory because he couldn't handle your therapy

Take a bubble bath with Spike, Twily; You're mane's a mess and filthy

And I charge you with enslaving dragons, the court finds you GUILTY!

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WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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BrittanyBrighttheMagikatin 9/17/13 . chapter 3

How about, even though she already did one, Twilight Sparkle vs Russell Ferguson?

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EPIC!

OBJECTION!

RAP BATTLES OF HASBROOOOOOOOOOO!