Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 1- Princess Twilight Sparkle VS Zoe Trent

(Based off of "The Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Irate Gamer" by ERB Parodies)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Princess Twilight Sparkle!

VS

Zoe Trent!

Begin!

Zoe Trent:

WARDROBE! I need a hot new outfit and fast,

The ultimate duel of Hub shows has finally come at last!

They say I'm a copier of your hair? Well they should give it a rest.

You're just a purple equine, and you're not really a princess!

Your show is as lame as it gets, and my songs have special effects!

I'll take down this girl faster than you beat Sunset!

I review the wear the best clothes, girl, Rarity's rags are a bore.

Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop, let me give you a tour!

MLP? Ha! Doesn't even compare to LPS,

Because this diva's going to make this pony a damsel in distress.

And yes! FiM is popular and very well known,

But Lauren Faust got up and left your show all alone!

You wanna duel with me? I'll take you down with my friends!

Since all you talk about is friendship from beginning to end!

I "Dance Like I Know I Can", your moves are a disgrace!

You know what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!

Twilight:

Ya know what's HAYSEED?! Copy Cat-Dogs like you,

Think they can recreate my show, and claim it's something new!

Forget you, Trent, looking at your face makes me wanna hurl!

Just like Scootaloo, you have the worst singing in the world!

You're like if I got hit by Poison Joke, covered in drool!

You're show's just for babies, the fandom makes Ponies cool!

And even more emotion to actually gain fans!

I've been in a movie where I actually get hands!

Barkle, I'm a legend, you're just a joke and a meme!

You're just a troll magnet while tons of Bronies adore me.

Quit sittin' around, pulling dog bones out of your beret,

What kind of self respecting dog hangs around a smell skunk?

I'm gonna take you down just like Nightmare Moon,

You're an arrogant diva messing with the Harmony crew!

Princess Twilight Sparkle, don't forget it, you'll lose!

Because you love kissing my flank for all the Bronies views!

Zoe Trent:

Again, I don't copy you! How many times do I have to say it?

I'll bite off your Cutie Mark and Blythe will use it in an outfit

I got way more male friends, I don't need dumb hands

That Equestria Grils movie was critically panned.

You say you're a ruler in Equestria Land?

Well this dog show winner is making a stand!

I bark of song of hate, freak! I'll verbally rip off your horn!

Curse your show, mare. When mine is famous, it'll be like MLP was never born!

How could you possibly win this? My Special Talent is to sing!

Your stupid rhymes are as bad as Generation 3!

Twilight:

I used to wonder what LPS could be,

Until you shared all its pointless songs with me!

Your whole series should've ended before it even began.

I'll shove your beret down your throat, cause you're just a slave to man!

Ill get Rarity's couch out, make you regret, and pout!

If Digby really was your boyfriend, then I'd give her a shout!

How can anyone give credit to a show that steals character designs?

I wish I could go back an warn Hasbro like in "It's About Time!"

---

Suddenly a huge burst of green fire exploded between them, and out of it stepped a little purple dragon with green spikes.

---

Spike the Dragon:

GIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLS!

Prepare to get crushed by Spike the Dragon,

You're nothing but two toy commercials, so be quiet and listen.

The only male voice of reason is here to kick both of your tails,

Sweetie Belle really hates your manes, you pair of epic fails!

And if you're wondering why I'm not at Twilight's defense,

It's 'cause becoming a Princess made absolutely no sense!

You two dug your own graves and now I walk all over you.

You're nothing like each other; and Zoe, Rarity is not as big a Diva as you!

---

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

---

(From YouTube video "Epic Rap Battles of Equestria- Episode 33- The Great and Powerful Trixie vs Sunil Nevla")

ajonesjuin1 3 months ago

Twilight vs Zoe or Fluttershy vs Penny Ling the panda

---

Ep - pic

rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap battles

Rap-rap-rap-rap battles

OF HASBRO!

Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 2- Penny Ling VS Fluttershy

(Based off of "Steve vs Joe" by ERB Parodies)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Penny Ling!

vs.

Fluttershy!

Fluttershy:

Oh dear! I'm scared! It's the tiny Dragon Warrior,

Getting ready to drown us by crying a salty river.

Nobody else likes to drink your Bamboo Chai Tea,

Go hide in your fire hydrant and do some Tai-Chi

Stop being such a doormat, but put a lid on your wrath

I mean, Celestia! How did you rip that chair in half?

Don't shout in Sunil's face, he's more of a wuss than you,

And don't you dare laugh at me, I'll just wrath at you!

I'm sitting here thinking "Should I just give her The Stare?"

But you're really just a cry baby version of the Grumpy Care Bear.

I feel bad for you, you act like me when I was Discorded.

How can LPS even feed you? Can bamboo be imported?

Okay, Mrs. Po, get out of the Hub now!

You big dumb meanie! Make like Blythe and go!

Penny Ling:

That mailpony gave me your letter, I wonder who it's from?

It's probably from the Hub, telling you that your run is done.

I'll sit in my fire hydrant and kick off my slippers

I'm surprised you even have friends judging from your shy manners.

You think you're better than me? Well here's a clue,

Panda's are tougher than you think, unlike you.

They gave you the Hissy Fit Award, well that's bad!

Viewers seeing "Putting Your Hoof Down" made them sad.

Fluttershy:

Just like Rainbow Dash, you have gone way too far!

When I stomped her in the ribs I stomped her hard.

I mean, in Celestia's name, you walk and talk like a thug.

You're not a panda, you're a purple Diamond Dog.

You threw a tantrum over an outfit? Check out "Suited for Success"

I know more than Blythe when it comes to making a dress.

Just one season? Yay! That cheer was sarcastic.

I'm being assertive, so sit in your fire hydrant of plastic.

Listen girl, okay, you are a little cutie.

But unfortunately, I really got you beat with my *squee*!

Penny Ling:

Oh please, I'm the panda with the plan!

I can get the job done, while you never can!

Fluttershy:

Oh yeah? Well I stared down a fire breathing dragon!

I tamed a Manticore and a Cockatrice before your show even began!

Penny Ling:

You sound like Zoe's squeaky lobster with a broken squeaker,

In order to hear your cheering you'd need a loud speaker.

If "Green Isn't Your Color" then "Mean Isn't My Color"

Your coat matches the color of what pets leave in boxes of litter.

I'm a very brave and clever panda that just happens to be

outrageously adorable, so I think you'd better leave.

I'm not you, I can't say things that are not nice,

Oh wait, I take that back, I hate all you ponies to be precise!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

---

(From YouTube video "Epic Rap Battles of Equestria- Episode 33- The Great and Powerful Trixie vs Sunil Nevla")

ajonesjuin1 3 months ago

Twilight vs Zoe or Fluttershy vs Penny Ling the panda

---

Ep-pic-pic-pic

Rap-rap-rap-rap

Battles- Battles

Of-Has-Has-Has-bro!

Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 3- Minka Mark vs Mojo Jojo

(Based off of "Psy VS Kim Jong Un" by Animeme Rap Battles)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

CROSS-OVER!

What up everybody, this is Matthais and welcome to the show! you all know I'm in the 5th Dimension between Hasbro and Cartoon Network. I got my "freaked out face" on! WOOOOOOAH! IT'S WEIRD!

Alright, today we go, reping The Hub:

MINKA MARK!

Versus:

MOJO JOJO!

---

Mojo Jojo:

Really? You throw paint at canvases and make pictures, paintings, and images?

You make smears, splotches, and messes? If you undid your tails of pigs,

Nobody'd know who you are. I'm the King of evil ploys!

I created the Rowdy Ruff Boyz!

I'm intelligent, smart, and a super genius,

Don't bring the purple dog, the girl looks like an Alicorn Princess!

Minka Mark:

You should knock on your nose for good luck, Caeser,

'Cause you're a lying, liar, lie face. Such a disgrace.

All primates say you give us a bad name! Yup!

Three little girls beat you up everyday!

Your brain has radioactive decay!

Mojo Jojo:

I'm seizing power, and will destory!

Check out Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z, You're just a finger painter!

Your insults don't affect me! I star in the movie!

And my Oscar is coming, hide your shiny objects,

You're a Space Monkey? I got weapons and robots!

Minka Mark:

I'm a painty paint paint painter! I'll paint you into a corner!

You're less of a super villain threat than Whittany and Brittany Biscuit!

I'll monkey into you lab and volcan-ic-ally own you!

I got Blythe and Mrs. Twombly! The Professor just disowned you

Mojo Jojo:

Good guys are all suckers and nice guys finish last!

You won't be able to paint when I put your arm in a cast!

You're a Pinkie Pie clone! A copy of MLP!

Now I'll karate-chop you just like that alien king!

I'm a "monkey madness" leader, and I never run out of breath

I'm a scale model maker, and a Japanese chef!

You loose your sanity quickly, you put the spider in spider monkey,

You don't normally wear clothes? I say, cover up, nakey!

Mojo Jojo:

You a clock without a tick, that's right, you're all talk!

Your brain is giant? How many hat factories have you bought!

My art's on the top shelf, you will blow-up your-self!

My best friend's a tortoise, your plans are all worthless!

You are not King of anything! Jerk! You dead!

I'd rather have the Amoeba Boys instead!

They say you're the main villain, thay say YOU'RE supreme?

Well you won't be when the Littlest Pet Shop Pets make you creamed!

Jerk!

Ooooh! A shiny, purple belt buckle! Can I have it?! Pleeeeeaaase!

---

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOON NETWORK. . .

oops. . .I mean. . .

OF HASBRO!

Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 4- Optimus Prime vs Princess Celestia

(Based off of "Mewtwo vs Mew" by PokemonRapBattles1)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Optimus Prime!

vs.

Princess Celestia!

BEGIN!

Optimus Prime:

You're a fool if you think Transfromers isn't as huge as MLP

You are the ruler of Equestria and were shot down, can't you see?

I wondered what you thought friendship could be, but now I can tell,

It's just a power source which you use to send your enemies to Hell.

You freakin' troll, how would you like if my gun molested you,

I'll make it look Queen Chrysalis went easy on you.

You send six teens out, while you do nothing at all,

I had the Dark of the Moon, you just had your sister's fall.

Celestia:

You're getting angry, and your face is just unnerving,

I thought I could be kind to you, but you're just undeserving.

So be silent and bow down to me, and quit your polluting.

I could hit you with the Elements, but that would be too easy.

I live in Canterlot Castle, you're from outer space,

You always die in every series, it's such a disgrace.

MLP has a huge Fan Base, an army of Bronies,

At least my ponies didn't have Michael Bay make their movies!

Optimus Prime:

You fool! You had your chance! I'm putting your kingdom into bankruptcy!

There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory.

I'm the leader of the Autobots, a force you cannot crack.

And judging from your Season 2 Finale, the Royal Guard is just plain crap.

There's more to us than meets the eye, you're nothing but a horse,

I accept all burdens with all that I am! You give them Twi, of course.

I'm a master of combat, in both melee and gun play,

You just have a lazer beam, what else is there to say?

Celestia:

Why aren't you afraid? Remember Starscream vs Dash?

You're just a hard and software, time to make you crash!

You've died so many times, fans no longer cling to you,

I lost to Queen Chrysalis, yes, but I'm still better than you!

Your All Spark is going dim, so it's time to finish you.

Twilight will use her Spark, and her friends, to send you to the moon!

So, shut-up Sweetie Bot, but feel free to go and moan,

As I condone and dethrone this red and blue drone!

---

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

---

Lord Lycaon 9/17/13 . chapter 3

Optimus Prime vs Celestia

---

Guest 9/16/13 . chapter 3

Optimus Prime vs Celestia. Try and work that in somehow, will you?

---

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!