Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 3- Minka Mark vs Mojo Jojo

(Based off of "Psy VS Kim Jong Un" by Animeme Rap Battles)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

CROSS-OVER!

What up everybody, this is Matthais and welcome to the show! you all know I'm in the 5th Dimension between Hasbro and Cartoon Network. I got my "freaked out face" on! WOOOOOOAH! IT'S WEIRD!

Alright, today we go, reping The Hub:

MINKA MARK!

Versus:

MOJO JOJO!

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Mojo Jojo:

Really? You throw paint at canvases and make pictures, paintings, and images?

You make smears, splotches, and messes? If you undid your tails of pigs,

Nobody'd know who you are. I'm the King of evil ploys!

I created the Rowdy Ruff Boyz!

I'm intelligent, smart, and a super genius,

Don't bring the purple dog, the girl looks like an Alicorn Princess!

Minka Mark:

You should knock on your nose for good luck, Caeser,

'Cause you're a lying, liar, lie face. Such a disgrace.

All primates say you give us a bad name! Yup!

Three little girls beat you up everyday!

Your brain has radioactive decay!

Mojo Jojo:

I'm seizing power, and will destory!

Check out Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z, You're just a finger painter!

Your insults don't affect me! I star in the movie!

And my Oscar is coming, hide your shiny objects,

You're a Space Monkey? I got weapons and robots!

Minka Mark:

I'm a painty paint paint painter! I'll paint you into a corner!

You're less of a super villain threat than Whittany and Brittany Biscuit!

I'll monkey into you lab and volcan-ic-ally own you!

I got Blythe and Mrs. Twombly! The Professor just disowned you

Mojo Jojo:

Good guys are all suckers and nice guys finish last!

You won't be able to paint when I put your arm in a cast!

You're a Pinkie Pie clone! A copy of MLP!

Now I'll karate-chop you just like that alien king!

I'm a "monkey madness" leader, and I never run out of breath

I'm a scale model maker, and a Japanese chef!

You loose your sanity quickly, you put the spider in spider monkey,

You don't normally wear clothes? I say, cover up, nakey!

Mojo Jojo:

You a clock without a tick, that's right, you're all talk!

Your brain is giant? How many hat factories have you bought!

My art's on the top shelf, you will blow-up your-self!

My best friend's a tortoise, your plans are all worthless!

You are not King of anything! Jerk! You dead!

I'd rather have the Amoeba Boys instead!

They say you're the main villain, thay say YOU'RE supreme?

Well you won't be when the Littlest Pet Shop Pets make you creamed!

Jerk!

Ooooh! A shiny, purple belt buckle! Can I have it?! Pleeeeeaaase!

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WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOON NETWORK. . .

oops. . .I mean. . .

OF HASBRO!