Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 2- Penny Ling VS Fluttershy

(Based off of "Steve vs Joe" by ERB Parodies)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Penny Ling!

vs.

Fluttershy!

Fluttershy:

Oh dear! I'm scared! It's the tiny Dragon Warrior,

Getting ready to drown us by crying a salty river.

Nobody else likes to drink your Bamboo Chai Tea,

Go hide in your fire hydrant and do some Tai-Chi

Stop being such a doormat, but put a lid on your wrath

I mean, Celestia! How did you rip that chair in half?

Don't shout in Sunil's face, he's more of a wuss than you,

And don't you dare laugh at me, I'll just wrath at you!

I'm sitting here thinking "Should I just give her The Stare?"

But you're really just a cry baby version of the Grumpy Care Bear.

I feel bad for you, you act like me when I was Discorded.

How can LPS even feed you? Can bamboo be imported?

Okay, Mrs. Po, get out of the Hub now!

You big dumb meanie! Make like Blythe and go!

Penny Ling:

That mailpony gave me your letter, I wonder who it's from?

It's probably from the Hub, telling you that your run is done.

I'll sit in my fire hydrant and kick off my slippers

I'm surprised you even have friends judging from your shy manners.

You think you're better than me? Well here's a clue,

Panda's are tougher than you think, unlike you.

They gave you the Hissy Fit Award, well that's bad!

Viewers seeing "Putting Your Hoof Down" made them sad.

Fluttershy:

Just like Rainbow Dash, you have gone way too far!

When I stomped her in the ribs I stomped her hard.

I mean, in Celestia's name, you walk and talk like a thug.

You're not a panda, you're a purple Diamond Dog.

You threw a tantrum over an outfit? Check out "Suited for Success"

I know more than Blythe when it comes to making a dress.

Just one season? Yay! That cheer was sarcastic.

I'm being assertive, so sit in your fire hydrant of plastic.

Listen girl, okay, you are a little cutie.

But unfortunately, I really got you beat with my *squee*!

Penny Ling:

Oh please, I'm the panda with the plan!

I can get the job done, while you never can!

Fluttershy:

Oh yeah? Well I stared down a fire breathing dragon!

I tamed a Manticore and a Cockatrice before your show even began!

Penny Ling:

You sound like Zoe's squeaky lobster with a broken squeaker,

In order to hear your cheering you'd need a loud speaker.

If "Green Isn't Your Color" then "Mean Isn't My Color"

Your coat matches the color of what pets leave in boxes of litter.

I'm a very brave and clever panda that just happens to be

outrageously adorable, so I think you'd better leave.

I'm not you, I can't say things that are not nice,

Oh wait, I take that back, I hate all you ponies to be precise!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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(From YouTube video "Epic Rap Battles of Equestria- Episode 33- The Great and Powerful Trixie vs Sunil Nevla")

ajonesjuin1 3 months ago

Twilight vs Zoe or Fluttershy vs Penny Ling the panda

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