Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro

Episode 1- Princess Twilight Sparkle VS Zoe Trent

(Based off of "The Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Irate Gamer" by ERB Parodies)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!

Princess Twilight Sparkle!

VS

Zoe Trent!

Begin!

Zoe Trent:

WARDROBE! I need a hot new outfit and fast,

The ultimate duel of Hub shows has finally come at last!

They say I'm a copier of your hair? Well they should give it a rest.

You're just a purple equine, and you're not really a princess!

Your show is as lame as it gets, and my songs have special effects!

I'll take down this girl faster than you beat Sunset!

I review the wear the best clothes, girl, Rarity's rags are a bore.

Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop, let me give you a tour!

MLP? Ha! Doesn't even compare to LPS,

Because this diva's going to make this pony a damsel in distress.

And yes! FiM is popular and very well known,

But Lauren Faust got up and left your show all alone!

You wanna duel with me? I'll take you down with my friends!

Since all you talk about is friendship from beginning to end!

I "Dance Like I Know I Can", your moves are a disgrace!

You know what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!

Twilight:

Ya know what's HAYSEED?! Copy Cat-Dogs like you,

Think they can recreate my show, and claim it's something new!

Forget you, Trent, looking at your face makes me wanna hurl!

Just like Scootaloo, you have the worst singing in the world!

You're like if I got hit by Poison Joke, covered in drool!

You're show's just for babies, the fandom makes Ponies cool!

And even more emotion to actually gain fans!

I've been in a movie where I actually get hands!

Barkle, I'm a legend, you're just a joke and a meme!

You're just a troll magnet while tons of Bronies adore me.

Quit sittin' around, pulling dog bones out of your beret,

What kind of self respecting dog hangs around a smell skunk?

I'm gonna take you down just like Nightmare Moon,

You're an arrogant diva messing with the Harmony crew!

Princess Twilight Sparkle, don't forget it, you'll lose!

Because you love kissing my flank for all the Bronies views!

Zoe Trent:

Again, I don't copy you! How many times do I have to say it?

I'll bite off your Cutie Mark and Blythe will use it in an outfit

I got way more male friends, I don't need dumb hands

That Equestria Grils movie was critically panned.

You say you're a ruler in Equestria Land?

Well this dog show winner is making a stand!

I bark of song of hate, freak! I'll verbally rip off your horn!

Curse your show, mare. When mine is famous, it'll be like MLP was never born!

How could you possibly win this? My Special Talent is to sing!

Your stupid rhymes are as bad as Generation 3!

Twilight:

I used to wonder what LPS could be,

Until you shared all its pointless songs with me!

Your whole series should've ended before it even began.

I'll shove your beret down your throat, cause you're just a slave to man!

Ill get Rarity's couch out, make you regret, and pout!

If Digby really was your boyfriend, then I'd give her a shout!

How can anyone give credit to a show that steals character designs?

I wish I could go back an warn Hasbro like in "It's About Time!"

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Suddenly a huge burst of green fire exploded between them, and out of it stepped a little purple dragon with green spikes.

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Spike the Dragon:

GIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLS!

Prepare to get crushed by Spike the Dragon,

You're nothing but two toy commercials, so be quiet and listen.

The only male voice of reason is here to kick both of your tails,

Sweetie Belle really hates your manes, you pair of epic fails!

And if you're wondering why I'm not at Twilight's defense,

It's 'cause becoming a Princess made absolutely no sense!

You two dug your own graves and now I walk all over you.

You're nothing like each other; and Zoe, Rarity is not as big a Diva as you!

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WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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(From YouTube video "Epic Rap Battles of Equestria- Episode 33- The Great and Powerful Trixie vs Sunil Nevla")

ajonesjuin1 3 months ago

Twilight vs Zoe or Fluttershy vs Penny Ling the panda

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