Epic Rap Battles of Hasbroby Matthais Unidostres
Chapters
1. Princess Twilight Sparkle vs Zoe Trent
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 1- Princess Twilight Sparkle VS Zoe Trent
(Based off of "The Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Irate Gamer" by ERB Parodies)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Princess Twilight Sparkle!
VS
Zoe Trent!
Begin!
Zoe Trent:
WARDROBE! I need a hot new outfit and fast,
The ultimate duel of Hub shows has finally come at last!
They say I'm a copier of your hair? Well they should give it a rest.
You're just a purple equine, and you're not really a princess!
Your show is as lame as it gets, and my songs have special effects!
I'll take down this girl faster than you beat Sunset!
I review the wear the best clothes, girl, Rarity's rags are a bore.
Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop, let me give you a tour!
MLP? Ha! Doesn't even compare to LPS,
Because this diva's going to make this pony a damsel in distress.
And yes! FiM is popular and very well known,
But Lauren Faust got up and left your show all alone!
You wanna duel with me? I'll take you down with my friends!
Since all you talk about is friendship from beginning to end!
I "Dance Like I Know I Can", your moves are a disgrace!
You know what's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE!
Twilight:
Ya know what's HAYSEED?! Copy Cat-Dogs like you,
Think they can recreate my show, and claim it's something new!
Forget you, Trent, looking at your face makes me wanna hurl!
Just like Scootaloo, you have the worst singing in the world!
You're like if I got hit by Poison Joke, covered in drool!
You're show's just for babies, the fandom makes Ponies cool!
And even more emotion to actually gain fans!
I've been in a movie where I actually get hands!
Barkle, I'm a legend, you're just a joke and a meme!
You're just a troll magnet while tons of Bronies adore me.
Quit sittin' around, pulling dog bones out of your beret,
What kind of self respecting dog hangs around a smell skunk?
I'm gonna take you down just like Nightmare Moon,
You're an arrogant diva messing with the Harmony crew!
Princess Twilight Sparkle, don't forget it, you'll lose!
Because you love kissing my flank for all the Bronies views!
Zoe Trent:
Again, I don't copy you! How many times do I have to say it?
I'll bite off your Cutie Mark and Blythe will use it in an outfit
I got way more male friends, I don't need dumb hands
That Equestria Grils movie was critically panned.
You say you're a ruler in Equestria Land?
Well this dog show winner is making a stand!
I bark of song of hate, freak! I'll verbally rip off your horn!
Curse your show, mare. When mine is famous, it'll be like MLP was never born!
How could you possibly win this? My Special Talent is to sing!
Your stupid rhymes are as bad as Generation 3!
Twilight:
I used to wonder what LPS could be,
Until you shared all its pointless songs with me!
Your whole series should've ended before it even began.
I'll shove your beret down your throat, cause you're just a slave to man!
Ill get Rarity's couch out, make you regret, and pout!
If Digby really was your boyfriend, then I'd give her a shout!
How can anyone give credit to a show that steals character designs?
I wish I could go back an warn Hasbro like in "It's About Time!"
Suddenly a huge burst of green fire exploded between them, and out of it stepped a little purple dragon with green spikes.
Spike the Dragon:
GIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLS!
Prepare to get crushed by Spike the Dragon,
You're nothing but two toy commercials, so be quiet and listen.
The only male voice of reason is here to kick both of your tails,
Sweetie Belle really hates your manes, you pair of epic fails!
And if you're wondering why I'm not at Twilight's defense,
It's 'cause becoming a Princess made absolutely no sense!
You two dug your own graves and now I walk all over you.
You're nothing like each other; and Zoe, Rarity is not as big a Diva as you!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(From YouTube video "Epic Rap Battles of Equestria- Episode 33- The Great and Powerful Trixie vs Sunil Nevla")
ajonesjuin1 3 months ago
Twilight vs Zoe or Fluttershy vs Penny Ling the panda
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2. Penny Ling vs Fluttershy
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 2- Penny Ling VS Fluttershy
(Based off of "Steve vs Joe" by ERB Parodies)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Penny Ling!
vs.
Fluttershy!
Fluttershy:
Oh dear! I'm scared! It's the tiny Dragon Warrior,
Getting ready to drown us by crying a salty river.
Nobody else likes to drink your Bamboo Chai Tea,
Go hide in your fire hydrant and do some Tai-Chi
Stop being such a doormat, but put a lid on your wrath
I mean, Celestia! How did you rip that chair in half?
Don't shout in Sunil's face, he's more of a wuss than you,
And don't you dare laugh at me, I'll just wrath at you!
I'm sitting here thinking "Should I just give her The Stare?"
But you're really just a cry baby version of the Grumpy Care Bear.
I feel bad for you, you act like me when I was Discorded.
How can LPS even feed you? Can bamboo be imported?
Okay, Mrs. Po, get out of the Hub now!
You big dumb meanie! Make like Blythe and go!
Penny Ling:
That mailpony gave me your letter, I wonder who it's from?
It's probably from the Hub, telling you that your run is done.
I'll sit in my fire hydrant and kick off my slippers
I'm surprised you even have friends judging from your shy manners.
You think you're better than me? Well here's a clue,
Panda's are tougher than you think, unlike you.
They gave you the Hissy Fit Award, well that's bad!
Viewers seeing "Putting Your Hoof Down" made them sad.
Fluttershy:
Just like Rainbow Dash, you have gone way too far!
When I stomped her in the ribs I stomped her hard.
I mean, in Celestia's name, you walk and talk like a thug.
You're not a panda, you're a purple Diamond Dog.
You threw a tantrum over an outfit? Check out "Suited for Success"
I know more than Blythe when it comes to making a dress.
Just one season? Yay! That cheer was sarcastic.
I'm being assertive, so sit in your fire hydrant of plastic.
Listen girl, okay, you are a little cutie.
But unfortunately, I really got you beat with my *squee*!
Penny Ling:
Oh please, I'm the panda with the plan!
I can get the job done, while you never can!
Fluttershy:
Oh yeah? Well I stared down a fire breathing dragon!
I tamed a Manticore and a Cockatrice before your show even began!
Penny Ling:
You sound like Zoe's squeaky lobster with a broken squeaker,
In order to hear your cheering you'd need a loud speaker.
If "Green Isn't Your Color" then "Mean Isn't My Color"
Your coat matches the color of what pets leave in boxes of litter.
I'm a very brave and clever panda that just happens to be
outrageously adorable, so I think you'd better leave.
I'm not you, I can't say things that are not nice,
Oh wait, I take that back, I hate all you ponies to be precise!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
(From YouTube video "Epic Rap Battles of Equestria- Episode 33- The Great and Powerful Trixie vs Sunil Nevla")
ajonesjuin1 3 months ago
Twilight vs Zoe or Fluttershy vs Penny Ling the panda
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3. CROSSOVER: Minka Mark vs Mojo Jojo
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 3- Minka Mark vs Mojo Jojo
(Based off of "Psy VS Kim Jong Un" by Animeme Rap Battles)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
CROSS-OVER!
What up everybody, this is Matthais and welcome to the show! you all know I'm in the 5th Dimension between Hasbro and Cartoon Network. I got my "freaked out face" on! WOOOOOOAH! IT'S WEIRD!
Alright, today we go, reping The Hub:
MINKA MARK!
Versus:
MOJO JOJO!
Mojo Jojo:
Really? You throw paint at canvases and make pictures, paintings, and images?
You make smears, splotches, and messes? If you undid your tails of pigs,
Nobody'd know who you are. I'm the King of evil ploys!
I created the Rowdy Ruff Boyz!
I'm intelligent, smart, and a super genius,
Don't bring the purple dog, the girl looks like an Alicorn Princess!
Minka Mark:
You should knock on your nose for good luck, Caeser,
'Cause you're a lying, liar, lie face. Such a disgrace.
All primates say you give us a bad name! Yup!
Three little girls beat you up everyday!
Your brain has radioactive decay!
Mojo Jojo:
I'm seizing power, and will destory!
Check out Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z, You're just a finger painter!
Your insults don't affect me! I star in the movie!
And my Oscar is coming, hide your shiny objects,
You're a Space Monkey? I got weapons and robots!
Minka Mark:
I'm a painty paint paint painter! I'll paint you into a corner!
You're less of a super villain threat than Whittany and Brittany Biscuit!
I'll monkey into you lab and volcan-ic-ally own you!
I got Blythe and Mrs. Twombly! The Professor just disowned you
Mojo Jojo:
Good guys are all suckers and nice guys finish last!
You won't be able to paint when I put your arm in a cast!
You're a Pinkie Pie clone! A copy of MLP!
Now I'll karate-chop you just like that alien king!
I'm a "monkey madness" leader, and I never run out of breath
I'm a scale model maker, and a Japanese chef!
You loose your sanity quickly, you put the spider in spider monkey,
You don't normally wear clothes? I say, cover up, nakey!
Mojo Jojo:
You a clock without a tick, that's right, you're all talk!
Your brain is giant? How many hat factories have you bought!
My art's on the top shelf, you will blow-up your-self!
My best friend's a tortoise, your plans are all worthless!
You are not King of anything! Jerk! You dead!
I'd rather have the Amoeba Boys instead!
They say you're the main villain, thay say YOU'RE supreme?
Well you won't be when the Littlest Pet Shop Pets make you creamed!
Jerk!
Ooooh! A shiny, purple belt buckle! Can I have it?! Pleeeeeaaase!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOON NETWORK. . .
oops. . .I mean. . .
OF HASBRO!
4. Optimus Prime vs Princess Celestia
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 4- Optimus Prime vs Princess Celestia
(Based off of "Mewtwo vs Mew" by PokemonRapBattles1)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Optimus Prime!
vs.
Princess Celestia!
BEGIN!
Optimus Prime:
You're a fool if you think Transfromers isn't as huge as MLP
You are the ruler of Equestria and were shot down, can't you see?
I wondered what you thought friendship could be, but now I can tell,
It's just a power source which you use to send your enemies to Hell.
You freakin' troll, how would you like if my gun molested you,
I'll make it look Queen Chrysalis went easy on you.
You send six teens out, while you do nothing at all,
I had the Dark of the Moon, you just had your sister's fall.
Celestia:
You're getting angry, and your face is just unnerving,
I thought I could be kind to you, but you're just undeserving.
So be silent and bow down to me, and quit your polluting.
I could hit you with the Elements, but that would be too easy.
I live in Canterlot Castle, you're from outer space,
You always die in every series, it's such a disgrace.
MLP has a huge Fan Base, an army of Bronies,
At least my ponies didn't have Michael Bay make their movies!
Optimus Prime:
You fool! You had your chance! I'm putting your kingdom into bankruptcy!
There's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory.
I'm the leader of the Autobots, a force you cannot crack.
And judging from your Season 2 Finale, the Royal Guard is just plain crap.
There's more to us than meets the eye, you're nothing but a horse,
I accept all burdens with all that I am! You give them Twi, of course.
I'm a master of combat, in both melee and gun play,
You just have a lazer beam, what else is there to say?
Celestia:
Why aren't you afraid? Remember Starscream vs Dash?
You're just a hard and software, time to make you crash!
You've died so many times, fans no longer cling to you,
I lost to Queen Chrysalis, yes, but I'm still better than you!
Your All Spark is going dim, so it's time to finish you.
Twilight will use her Spark, and her friends, to send you to the moon!
So, shut-up Sweetie Bot, but feel free to go and moan,
As I condone and dethrone this red and blue drone!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Lord Lycaon 9/17/13 . chapter 3
Optimus Prime vs Celestia
Guest 9/16/13 . chapter 3
Optimus Prime vs Celestia. Try and work that in somehow, will you?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
5. Russell Ferguson vs Twilight Sparkle
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 5- Russell Ferguson vs Twilight Sparkle
(Based off of "Phoenix Wright vs Adrian Monk" by ERB Parodies)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Russell Ferguson!
vs.
Twilight Sparkle!
BEGIN!
Twilight:
Here's the thing; I'm all set to buck this sorry rodent's rear
I've solved a ton of friendship problems since I started my career
Your show's random as Pinkie, should've been canceled on the spot,
Unless I'm wrong about all this; which, you know, I'M NOT!
Your messy porcupine spikes could poke out someone's eye
Just stay in Littlest Pet Shop; it's a jungle outside
When it comes to being spikey, I'm sure Spike is more effective
Here's what happened, Mr. F; you crossed the wrong detective
Russell:
HEEEEY! Your statement is clearly faulty, Twi!
I'm a hedgehog! Would you like it I called you a Pegasi?
You can't handle computer tech, or a bakers dozen of treats,
You and your friends are always in peril, a pet's life is sweet.
Made a movie of a Sweet Truck Ride, cleared the name of Blythe,
You sold out your three friends in the triple M crime.
I've double checked my checklist, I've clearly got the victory,
Sure your friendship may be magic, but it's also contradictory!
Twilight:
Double checking? Guess what? I do triple checking!
You came after me, pet, thinking you could beat me at rapping
But you forgot about a crucial piece of evidence,
Littlest Pet Shop's just has one season, FiM arrived in 2010
You made your debut on the Hub, in 2012.
My show has tons of Bronies, your audience is all younger than 12.
You're an obsessed Star Trek fan who lives in a fantasy
While I'm the savior of Equestria, so give up now; your show's insanity!
Russell stood with his paw rubbing his chin in thought. The surrounding warped as they turned into a fantasy of a courtroom with Blythe as the judge and the other pets on the jury. Russell is at the stand, and he's wearing a blue suit and a red neck tie.
Russell:
OBJECTION! Witness, there is a clear contradiction in your testimony!
It's time for this hedgehog to foil this mare like Dr. E.
Like how Wionna licks your face, I'm gonna kick your flank,
Check on YouTube, Magic Mystery Cure and Equestria Girls STANK!
You're crazy! You're insane! You're OCD!
And I bet Dash went to the Rainbow Factory because he couldn't handle your therapy
Take a bubble bath with Spike, Twily; You're mane's a mess and filthy
And I charge you with enslaving dragons, the court finds you GUILTY!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
BrittanyBrighttheMagikatin 9/17/13 . chapter 3
How about, even though she already did one, Twilight Sparkle vs Russell Ferguson?
EPIC!
OBJECTION!
RAP BATTLES OF HASBROOOOOOOOOOO!
6. Blythe Baxter vs Rainbow Dash
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 6: Blythe Baxter vs Rainbow Dash
(Set to "Tobuscus vs Pewdiepie" by Video Game Rap Battles)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBOR!
Blythe Baxter!
VS!
Rainbow Dash!
BEGIN!
Rainbow Dash:
How's it going girl? It's Rainbow Dash!
By the end this daddy's girl is going to crash!
You're just Rarity with a pet fetish, you'll grow up to be a bum.
I'm about to smash in your face with a Hoof Bump!
You think you can insult me? Huh, I don't care!
You have a bigger head, but I have the cooler hair!
I beat Changelings, Starscream, Keldeo, and even Fluttershy!
Run and hide in Penny's fire hydrant and have a good cry.
Blythe:
Well it looks like the Biscuit Twins are not the biggest jerks,
You just race and take naps all day, I actually do work.
My outfits are on pair with Rarity's, oh wait, they're better!
You're not the Element of Loyalty, you're the most arrogant mare ever!
I'm way better than all those rap opponents that you conquered!
This battle will end so fast you'll think it's "Double Rainboom." Sponsor. . .
You and your whole Brony Army have just been beaten!
I'm done with you now, we've got Cupcakes to be eaten!
Rainbow Dash:
You're just jealous that you have no place in the Brony Army!
Your audience is a bunch of 8 year olds, just TRY and harm me!
You show has too many songs, you people are insane.
All those imagine spots. . .what's wrong with your brains?
You're an Eliza Thornberry rip off? Why the heck are you even trying?
Push away your own dad and then you break down crying!
Fashion Camp? That's why you left? You're one to talk about Loyalty!
And you and Russell F., well, that's self explanatory.
Blythe:
OMG! I'm not here to take cheap shots from a pony,
You always tease and insult your friends, you red eyed phony!
You say I'm afraid, don't you remember "Sonic Rainboom"?
You can't handle animals, they almost sealed your doom.
I can open my sketch pad and draw you in a man suit,
You're a mascot for Skittles, I'd rather have real fruit.
Blythe Style is so hot, no Brony can fight it.
All Bronies will be Petters, even Celestia will see it!
Rainbow Dash:
Nobody watches LPS! No one analyzes it either!
Check out all the reviewers on Youtube, then take a breather.
Fan art, fan games, fan music and BronyCon!
Equestria is forever, we all want Downtown City gone!
Blythe:
LOL! You're just screaming, and part of that's wrong.
We DO have fan art, and we DO have fan songs.
The pets ROFL cause they know that you lost,
Let's reenact "Applebuck Season," and send you blasting off.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Bananas 10/12/13 . chapter 5
How about Rainbow dash blythe ?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
7. Captain Cuddles vs Trenderhoof
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 6- Captain Cuddles vs Trenderhoof
(Based off of "Super Villain Shuffle" by Doug Walker from "Demo Reel: Dark Knight Begins Rises")
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Captain Cuddles!
vs.
Trenderhoof!
BEGIN!
Trenderhoof:
I am Trenderhoof, and I set all trends.
And I'll plow Applejack's field in the end.
I just love the farmer's life, so down to earth,
You're a captain of what? Your title has no worth!
Captain Cuddles:
I am Captain Cuddles, as the pretty lady said.
Now you can go home to your cold lonely bed,
I'm just a nice guy, ignore the Sepper fan rage,
To get Pepper to like me, I don't need to change.
I'm a suave European Polecat, pop goes the weasel!
Didn't Hearths Warming Eve teach you racism is evil?
Spike:
I love Rarity! For eternity!
I knew you and her wouldn't hook up. Next!
Pepper Clark:
Now this is the story all about how,
My tummy was filled with butterflies fluttering around.
Now let me take a minute to punch you all hard,
And show that Trenderhoof's a skinny retard.
You Sepper fans are crazy, Hasbro doesn't read your fanfics!
And Spike, you're a lizard, all that Sparity is sick.
MLP will never have romance, it's too focused on friendship.
Now I'll end this rap battles with a clever comedian quip!
"Hey Spikey Wikey! You're whole show is a 'Friend Zone!' Get it?! Get it!?"
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
8. Pinkie Pie vs Pepper Clark
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 8- Pinkie Pie vs Pepper Clark
(Based off of "Weird Al Yankovic vs Rucka Rucka Ali 2" by Intense Rap Battles of Craziness)
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HAAAAAASSBRO!
Pinkie Pie!
vs.
Pepper Clark!
BEGIN!
Pepper Clark:
I'm a comedian; ya know. I'm the skunk called Pepper Clark!
I'l throw a cream pie in your face, leave you stupid and in the dark!
I ain't Gotta Share the victory, I'm gonna win this game,
It's another Party of One, and I'm that One with all the fame
My show's humor is much is better, it's too good for YouTube!
I don't need to break the Fourth Wall, you're just a comic noob
I'll joy buzzer you so hard, I'll make Gilda your lucky, 'cause gosh, you're insane!
Then I'll finish you off by deflating your cotton candy balloon mane!
Pinkie Pie:
I make ponies smile! Good thing you're not a pony!
You say that you're funny, well you're just a big fat phony!
Your show's not on YouTube? Maybe no one cares in the end!
Your whole shtick is made up of meanie jokes attacking your friends
I'm a Super Duper Party Pony, I'm Ponyvile's best!
You tried to throw a party, your friendship got put to the test.
I'll baby sit the twins, while you're juggling pins.
I'm super fun and responsible! That's the character that wins!
Pepper Clark:
You're crazy, girl! Get committed already!
And I think you might have an addiction to confetti!
Old Banana's thinks I'm funny, that proves I'm the master,
Put the Party Cannon away, I'm a living one liner blaster!
Now you're the cannibal Cupcake Killer, c'mon, that's completely sick!
And should I mention your little secret crush on Cheese Sandwich?
And sure, I made Penny cry once, but you know what you did twice?
You totally bullied poor Fluttershy in Filli Vanilli; that's not nice!
Pinkie Pie:
Your rhymes cut like a hacksaw! Ooh, those insults run deep!
You resort to that evil FanFic? That proves that you're a creep!
You're like the Trixie of comedy, all bark and no spray!
And since when do skunks smell nice? No how and no way!
You can't sing at all! My songs are better than yours!
I hop around Ponyvile! You can't handle doors!
Me and Cheese Sandwich? That's A-okay!
But about Captain Cuddles? It's time for Weasel Stomping Day!
Pepper Clark:
If you're the Element of Laughter, I'm a god of Hilarity!
Comparing me to you is like comparing Blythe to Rarity!
You're just a crazier Minka who doesn't have any real talent!
Try being funny without warping reality! That'd be a challenge!
Pinkie Pie:
You're a meanie pants! And you're not even wearing any clothes!
And if you're so sure you've won, then what's that stink in my nose?
Go back to PBS, Martha! You're really trying to hard.
Rule One of comedy, joke doesn't equal fart!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Anonymous chapter 7 . Mar 25
Pepper vs Pinkie pie
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASBRO!
9. Deadpool vs Discord
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 9- Deadpool vs Discord
(Based off of "Lampio vs Green Lantern" by Parafernalha)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Deadpool!
vs.
Discord!
BEGIN!
Deadpool:
I'm Deadpool, John de Lancie, and I can't be killed!
BANG!
While waving his gun around, Deadpool accidentally shot himself in the head. Cheese Sandwich then walked in wearing his poncho and hat.
"I never did like this guy," Cheese said seriously, blowing a noise maker he held in his mouth at the fallen Anti-Hero, "If he's supposed to be a super hero, shouldn't he be a good person? Seriously, this guy is just terrible. Anyway, my Cheesy Sense told me there was a rap battle going on, and since this disgusting guy isn't in any condition to rap, I think I'll just take his place."
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Cheese Sandwich!
vs.
Discord!
BEGIN!
Cheese Sandwich:
Let's get this party started! This guy is just a jerk!
Mooches off of Fluttershy, never does a lick of work,
I'm the Super Party Pony, three big cheers for Weird Al!
Discord:
I just read the Wikipedia page of this Fat Weird guy named Al.
I'll end you with a snap, with my Chaos based attacks
I'll just turn up the heat, melt down all your cheesy snacks.
Cheese Sandwich:
You mean you're going to go back on your promise to be good?
Well you're nothing but a snake, who's obsessed with crazy food!
Giant apples, popping corn, chocolate rain with no whipped cream!
Discord:
Don't play your squeeze box, cause I think I might just scream.
You sure love those polkas, in that Goof Off here's the thing,
You stole Pinkie's Smile Song during your turn to sing.
Cheese Sandwich:
You can't comment on my songs, "Glass of Water" was all wrong.
In the whole series, it was the number one worst song!
Everybrony compared you to the Genie from Aladdin!
Discord:
Stop right there Mister Sandwich, before I get back to Discording.
With just a touch I'll turn your coat from brown to grey
I will make you all grumpy, you'll hate parties all your days
Cheese Sandwich:
Don't you put a claw on me, or Boneless Two will bite your beard.
I'll tell Shy, she'll get sad, and I know that is your fear
You and her are only friends, I've got a date with Pinkie Pie!
Discord:
Only you could handle her, her randomness makes others die,
Well, we're finally at the end, oh, here comes my Q!
I'm omnipotent in two worlds, so who the hay are you?
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Lord Lycaon chapter 7 . Feb 23
This is a bit of a stretch, but how about Discord vs Deadpool from the Marvel comics?
EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP! EPIC RAP!
BATTLES OF HASBRO!
Sorry, but I can't stand Deadpool. To be honest, I kinda think he sucks. I don't find a character who swears and makes stupid jokes, many of which involve sex, and just won't shut up to be funny.
10. CROSSOVER: Spike vs Spyro
Epic Rap Battles of Hasbro
Episode 10- Spike vs Spyro
(Based off of "Goku vs Superman" by ERB)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HASBRO!
CROSS-OVER!
HELOOOOOOO EVERYBODY! This is Matthais and welcome back to the show! Time for another CROSSOVER rap battle! Time for Hasbro to face off against Sony!
Reping The Hub this time:
Spike!
Versus:
Spyro!
Spyro:
You're just a baby! The heck is going on?
Take your 2D animation and go home to your mom.
Yeah, your do nothing Princess that got beat by Chrysalis.
Sparx is a better side kick than you,
(Sparx: Can't touch this!)
Spyro:
I wield five strong elements, you spit green lighter fluid,
You dance around in frilly aprons, dream of ice cream when your lucid.
My power is incredible, I'm out of your league!
Your Elements and Rainbow Power got nothing on me.
Believe me, Cynder beats Rarity
My Convexity breath will blow the wings off of Twily
The Equines enslaved you, imprisoned you down in Ponyville
I live in Warfang, and the Guardians taught me how to kill.
Spike:
How many times are they going to reboot you?!
You were born in 1998, and then Skylanders exploited you!
You resist the Rainbow? You're crazy,
The Mane Six all go Super Saiyan, soon you'll be pushing daisies.
Do nothing Princess? Ha! Yeah, she can raise the Sun!
You hide in a crystal with your girl while Twi and I get it done,
When I saw your movie- oh wait, it canceled!
The best you got was a cartoon on DoesAThing's channel!
I saved Crystal Empire! I saved Equestria Games!
I got a giant statue, you just got a sack of pain!
Spyro:
Wow! This is just as bad as your Cloudsdale Anthem cover!
You've never had a Fury, yet at that torch you couldn't breathe!
I fought the Dark Master, you just jumped off a building
Your owner does the fighting, while you're always hiding!
Spike:
Don't preach violence to me, you OP Avatar!
Luna only needs one moon to crush Cynder!
You'll see the Night of Eternal Darkness in the end!
Another Troublemaker's gonna taste the Rainbow again!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SONY. . .
oops. . .I mean. . .
OF HASBRO!