Ahh, it's good to be back in action

Sorry it's been a while, you know school,

And about 30 after school activities.

Anyway, I hope this chapter will be long enough

So anyway let the venture continue!

I still do not own Hasbro, or anything made by them.

Well, this job has just gotten a tad more difficult then I had first imagined. Problem number one: I don't have a f*cking clue where I am going, so….crap. Number two: this place had more guards than 4 general Knox's. And finally, all of the hired . . it was hard enough already but with about 237 servants (that's all I counted within the first TEN minutes), it was going to be hard.

I was getting a little PO about not knowing the inside of this place, but I did notice one thing, the more I advanced with my "new best friend" over my shoulder (he looks so small but weighs about 3 tons!), the more guards there were. So if my theory was correct, that means the more the security = the closer I am to the monarchs room.

Four hours later

In front of the monarch's chamber…..

"Hey wake up you idiot!" My CO decided whacking me in the back of the head was the best idea to wake me from my nap. I put my hoof on the back of my head, feeling for my new bump...Huh, which makes 43 in about 2 weeks.

"Ok cap," I returned as I rubbed the back of my head, "One, really? Hitting me in the back of my head…again? And two, Oooooowwwwwww!"

"Oh come on pvt. Man up and take a hit, besides, we need to be ever vigilant for this job."

"Hey! I wasn't out that long."

"You've been out for at least 2 hours now."

"Well, that was the shortest nap I ever had."

"Just shut up, wake up, and focus!" after that I just gave up. I sighed, rolled my eyes, and kept looking forward. Tonight was sooooooo boring. While looking around, I saw what looked like two eyes with red pupils.

"Captain, look!" I shouted at him.

He instantly snapped in the direction where I saw the eyes. But when he looked…..

They were gone.

"Really privet? Enough games" he snarled

"I swear I saw something!"

He just shook his head, and looked back down the hallway. He was probably right, it was nothing (or at least that is what he SHOULD have said). I just took a deep breath and let it out.

Then all the torches went out.

Ok now the captain couldn't dismiss this, I turned to where the captain stood and began saying, "I kne…"

Except, this was the last word he could get out before something came up behind him, and started pressing its limb up against his neck.

Causing him to run out of air, and fall unconscious to the ground.

Hearing

"Nighty, night little one."

Ten minutes ago

Down the hall, up 2 flights, to the right, down a flight and…..

"Alright big boy, tell me how to get the monarchs chambers, or I'll just have to "play" doctor on you!" I shouted in the face of the tan horse, while grabbing it by its scrawny little neck.

"Gack... it's down a flight of stairs….*wheeze*…take a left….up two flights…*cough* and down the hall." It slowly explained gasping for air

"Thank you" I whispered with a smile, dropped him on the ground. Unconscious.

This was beginning to get quite annoying. Three hours and fifty five minutes of running around hoping to find my way. I swear to god someday I will…..

Why hello giant door guarded by two.

Heh heh time to have some fun.

Current time

100 ft from the monarch chambers.

Man I wish I could do this every time,

I pull back a fair distance and prepare to make an awesome entrance.

"Ok, knees bent, steady breathing…..ok" I readied myself. Three, Two, One.

I charged down the hallway, slowly gaining speed, getting faster and faster with each step.

50ft…..40ft….29ft….Now!

I began to side step, positioning my shoulder to face the door, football style.

As soon as I felt the doors burst open I began to combat roll consecutively without a pause.

I planted my foot down, sliding a few inches before pulling out my shotgun, pulling the trigger, and firing off two rounds.

My head facing down, shotgun pointed in the air, sweat dripping down my face. My head shot up, taking in my surroundings. Fear. Surprise. The only two expressions I could see at the moment.

I chose this to shout at the top of my lungs "*Huff* WHATS UP B*TCHES!" my line to really get attention, and stab fear into my foes.

By process of elimination, I could tell that the three largest beings in the room were quite important. I throw my shotgun on my back and pull out a little something I made over the years as the guards began charging at me. A lead retractable bowstaff, with a wood coating. And they came at me with…..spears and swords? "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god that is just soooo pathetic!" I accidently shouted out loud, I pull out my special device and let it extend to about a 7.6 ft long staff.

One attempted stabbing me in the chest; I easily just did a football spin around, dogging its attack and getting a good blow off my spin, knocking it to the ground. Another came up and we got into a little "light saber clash" both holding our ground with and unrelenting strength. Though unlucky for him, he was facing an opponent who has experience with these situations. Using my much greater power, I pressed its sword on the ground and gave it a nice roundhouse kick to the face. When I made contact it went flying across the room.

After this guard, either the rest were too scarred to face me, or smart enough not to try. I recompacted my staff, put it away and began to walk down the room. This place was filled with wonderful stained glass mosaics, but they weren't that good. I looked left, equine. I look right, equine.

Everywhere I looked there're equine, not a truly important fact but could be used to my advantage later. As I got closer to the larger three I saw earlier, I saw some peculiar features on them. They had a unicorn horn, and wings of a Pegasus. Indeed peculiar, but I digress.

"WHO ART THOU, AND WHAT BEING GIVES THOU ATHORITY TO HURT OUR GUARDSMEN?!" Shouted one of the big three in…..old English? This equine had skin black as night, and had blue and black flowing hair, and had an angered expression on its face.

"Calm down Luna, there is no need to shout. But the question still stands, who are you and why have you come here, broke down our doors, and injured our guards?" asked the largest of the three. This equine had skin white as snow, and had hair flowing with a rainbow of colors. Bearing a slight angry face, though mostly looked curious.

"Why hello there, it's nice to finally meet you in person! I've heard quite a bit about you two, and who you are; though not your names, please tell me who are you?" I asked, sounding a bit like Kefka, which I thought was a nice touch.

The white horse responded with haste, "I am Princess Celestia, and this," she (I can tell by the title princess) pointed to the black horse,

"is my sister, Princess Luna, finally this is," she pointed to the last of the three of them, pink, with purple, white, and dark purple hair,

"Princess Cadence, the princess of the crystal empire, while she governs that area, my sister and I rule the rest of Equestria. So now that you know who we are, who are you?" she questioned.

"Oh, I'm nobody just…."

"The man who is going to screw over your entire country."

There I chose to sound a bit more like um….I don't know I just think I sounded menacing. After that though, guards surrounded me more than 100 moths circle a single light bulb. I thought this would happen, actually I was hoping for it, so it was time to bring out my secret weapon.

"Well, it's a darn shame that you try to do this to me *sigh* looks like my friend is going to die to then." I "wined" as a held my "friend" by his scrawny neck.

"Wait…who is that?" questioned princess Cadence, sounding very worried.

"Oh him? He's nobody just…..somebody very important." I chuckled as I said this, ripping off the bag around his neck, revealing his bloody unconscious face.

I heard the pink princess scream out of horror and anger. The blood and scars shocked her and yet filled her with sadness and a pure inferno of rage.

"SEASE HIM!" she shouted at the top of her lungs, tears of anger and sadness beginning streaming down her face as she looked at the bloody body of her husband.

"I'm sorry princess, but…" I quickly placed my knife to his neck, "If you want to see your boyfriend alive again, you'll give me the ability to enter the treasury and the chamber for the elements." I began to press the dull portion of my knife to his neck, getting ready to slit it if necessary.

While the other princesses were conversing about the situation, I saw Cadence talking to a guard, unluckily for her my satyr abilities also gave me some good hearing,

"Are you sure princess? It seems awfully risky." The guard said.

"I know it is! Just…..just have your squads ready to strike as soon as it gets to the elements doors." Cadence replied.

Well, this'll be a fun job.

Awwww yea, it's time for some epic battles,

Well sorry for not writing for a while,

You know, school, afterschool activities, homework.

Still thanks for reading my story

I hope you have an excellent year

And never give up on your dreams!

Alex: yea *whispers* and between you and me, if someone is putting you down my number is 1(459)…..

Me: Alex! I said no more work until this story is done!

Alex: Fine, see ya later everybody!

Me: Byeeeeeeee.